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Gonna reiterate now that Ralph has confirmed it:
He left the country his daddy gave him.
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It's gonna be a redux of Troonblinka.He’s just living out of airbnbs in Mexico? Not renting, just airbnb. That’s definitely something. All because he’s hiding from Vickers while bragging how no one will find him and the only way we got confirmation of what was suspected is entirely because he pissed off Harry Morris.
Can’t even afford a trailer to be legit trailer trash. I won’t be surprised to find out he’s going to be living out of a shipping container in the next couple of months.
"I wasn't planning to live much longer anyway! 5 star end of days!"My favorite Ralphemism is how he always acts above it all and how it's only a minor inconvenience at worst whenever something awful happens. Ralph could get terminal aids he'd somehow make it seem like a good thing.
at least i have sex, GAYLAWGSMy favorite Ralphemism is how he always acts above it all and how it's only a minor inconvenience at worst whenever something awful happens. Ralph could get terminal aids he'd somehow make it seem like a good thing.
im biased but im going to say ralph making his life looney tunes to avoid charges just because hes worried hell have to spend a year or so not being a hedonistic piggy in jail and ruining his and his family's lives in every metric imaginable is worse. yeah vickers turned his family into this weird internet feud and is teaching his kids this is cool and the family is kinda like plastic people with plastic lives but theres at least a degree of normality, they dont have to distill mexican toilet water for drink.He didn't move (and if he had, he'd obviously still be living in the same city so it probably would not be hard to find with all the info that's come out), I did not think it was true but he really truly is terrified of Vickers serving him and he actually thinks dodging service is the best legal strategy/is enough to run out the suspended sentence.
I'm no expert but would it not be the same whether it's before/after Jan 5th as long as whatever he would be convicted of happened during the 1 year of the suspended sentence? Just seems like a really dumb move, but what do I know, I'm not a white trash wigger convicted felon/sex offender that is in court every other week so, you know.
I don't know who is more retarded, Vickers who's self-sabotaged every single chance he's had to get Ralph in jail (despite it being what he seems to want the most), or Ralph and his cowardly solution of running away and hiding (in a place that will probably end up killing him). Either way, it doesn't matter. they both lose and we win entertainment no matter the outcome.
I think you, @Christorian X and @Pit Viper Salesman should start a club. Or a council.Fear
What must it be like to live in abject fear?
Not the everyday variety. Life is hard, and we’re all scared, to some degree. Sickness, death, birth, life…the mysteries of existence. These things have torn at the psyche of great (and lesser) men since time began.
Fear itself is not new.
What I’m talking about is a different kind of fear. One that keeps you from enjoying vacations because you might get beaten up by internet strangers. One that causes you to flee the country you were born in. One that pushes you into deluding your fans into thinking you aren't an international fugitive fleeing from the law.
All because, at your core, you are a scared, fat man who’s simply afraid to be trolled.
You’ve never had any real morals your whole life. You’re proud of that, even! Or, so you say. In reality, you are a scared child praying, hoping, wishing that you could escape your just rewards. You’ll do anything, suck off any one, to avoid it. You simply can’t live as you have portrayed yourself. It’s too much! You cry about it in text messages, you whine to your horse-faced eternal fiancé….but deep down, you know this is what you signed up for.
And you can’t fucking stand it.
You entire life is humiliation. You duck and dive and do whatever you possibly can to avoid the piper getting paid. You put your own family at risk. You do anything, anything at all, to avoid simply owning up to your deeds. You have no core whatsoever, and what you do claim as personality traits are simply the results of substance abuse.
Most people would see this as a hellish existence…because it is.
There are mistakes I have made, to be sure. But I could never, and would never, live like a fucking bitch. Scared to leave my house…scared to remain in my own home country, where I was born and raised…scared of fucking VICKERS…scared of anything and everything.
It’s all terror to you when the microphone is off.
We all know it, too. It’s very easy to see a scared fat man, coughing up black blood in between shouting matches that sounded like pathetic manbaby tantrums 2 years ago, much less now.
I literally would have rather faced the consequences of my actions than live like a fucking coward, if you can even call what I described above as “living.”
Some people are fine with the delusions. They are comforted by them, even. I understand! I, too, used to love the thought of Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But there comes a time when childish delusions about a childish loser must come to an end.
It’s the natural course of life, you see.
Well, if you actually live life. If you live like a scared, bitch-made fat man…well, maybe you continue on in your delusions.
I won’t hold it against you!
The "Ralphamale" has shit taste in clothes, he has no contact with his firstborn son, and he lives in a concrete shitbox in Mexico (allegedly).
Maybe, in another life, he wasn’t such a pussy.
I almost didn't bother posting this because you don't have to change much for it to talk about Ralph. That article was obviously projection when it was posted, but boy with the benefit of hindsight it really was just Ralph talking about himself.
Yes I may have had my face smashed in and am permanently disfigured, but this hospital gave me VALIUM!"I wasn't planning to live much longer anyway! 5 star end of days!"
Hey look everyone! A retard! Hey faggot retard, did you know that fear thing was an article written by Ralph about Metokur, I would say Jim but that would probably confuse you too, and reposted here to mock Ralph?I think you, @Christorian X and @Pit Viper Salesman should start a club. Or a council.
lmao Ralph loses power in his Mexican crack shack and his first instinct is to abandon his wife, baby and elderly dog so he can sit in his truck alone with the AC blasting. What a piece of shitHarry dropping some more texts from Meigh, sounds like it's even more of a hell-hole than we first thought:
Holy fucking shit, it’s now canon that Ethan Ralph has to keep his bedroom doors open at all times because the steaming humidity from his mud pit, pig trough and alcohol-soaked carpets causes so much humidity it goes mouldy and rotten. He has MOULDY WALLS and GOOGLY EYES and a MICROPENIS and is a CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER, how the fuck can the world expect this man to raise a child?
getting a moldy asshole from streaming in a wet humid room 12 hours a day, just another FYVE STER DAZE at casa de ralph, couldnt be me.Harry dropping some more texts from Meigh, sounds like it's even more of a hell-hole than we first thought:
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Nobody expects him to raise a child and he isn't raising a child. He awkwardly holds it for 5 seconds to take a picture then puts it down so he can drink and shit his pants on stream. May then leaves it in the care of wild dogs to raise.Holy fucking shit, it’s now canon that Ethan Ralph has to keep his bedroom doors open at all times because the steaming humidity from his mud pit, pig trough and alcohol-soaked carpets causes so much humidity it goes mouldy and rotten. He has MOULDY WALLS and GOOGLY EYES and a MICROPENIS and is a CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER, how the fuck can the world expect this man to raise a child?
I wouldn’t be surprised if the recent downtime was actually Ralph’s Nurgle army of sentient spores and funguys mashing F5. No wonder he hasn’t sold the Louisiana bog, that’s his ancestral slime pit.
Coward.
Shit, I forgot about thatHey look everyone! A retard! Hey faggot retard, did you know that fear thing was an article written by Ralph about Metokur, I would say Jim but that would probably confuse you too, and reposted here to mock Ralph?
No, clearly you thought that was a
This is the guy who brags about being loaded with cash to Metokur, Randbot, Mamenco, Gator, etc??? LMFAOHarry dropping some more texts from Meigh, sounds like it's even more of a hell-hole than we first thought:
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Well you took your lumps like a champShit, I forgot about that
Holy fucking shit, it’s now canon that Ethan Ralph has to keep his bedroom doors open at all times because the steaming humidity from his mud pit, pig trough and alcohol-soaked carpets causes so much humidity it goes mouldy and rotten. He has MOULDY WALLS and GOOGLY EYES and a MICROPENIS and is a CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER, how the fuck can the world expect this man to raise a child?
I wouldn’t be surprised if the recent downtime was actually Ralph’s Nurgle army of sentient spores and funguys mashing F5. No wonder he hasn’t sold the Louisiana bog, that’s his ancestral slime pit.
Coward.
Ralph is too much of a pussy to insult anyone irl besides womenWhat's the chance of Gunt dissing some Mexican cartel guy and ending up like that mongoloid El Pirata de Culiacán?
He'd totally do it on his shitty podcast that 400 people watch though.Ralph is too much of a pussy to insult anyone irl besides women