"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 11 25.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction (uohh...)

    Votes: 32 74.4%

  • Total voters
    43
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The cognitive dissonance on display here is amazing. Your e-father is protecting and covering for Flamenco and James Augustine CHOSE to bring Flamenco on. Yet you say Flam ruins everything? Who choose to defend Flam and run cover for him by attacking Salvo? Its weird how all these weirdos orbit Metokur. What could be the cause of this?
Lol. The projection on display here is amazing.

Flamenco is a boring fat faggot. Deal with it, retard. I don't give a shit about daddy jim's honor or whatever.
 
Jim said the same shit.
Lets rope the uncle into this white trash family drama. You know back in the day when I would watch shows like Springer I would think to myself yeah this whole situation is fake and its just featured on the show for shock value, but following Ralph for years the stuff on Springer was legit soft and relatable in contrast to what the Gunt does and the people he gets involved with.
 
Right? I'm surprised by my own reaction.

I'm sure he'll be back.
Even if he's lying about the canceraids I still think that he just wants to hang up the hat. It's not the first time he's done it either. The reason he dropped like 4 other channels and then kept reappearing was because he wanted to maintain a small community that he could interact with, but with every time he reappeared his audience just got bigger. This coupled with the way the landscape of the internet has changed over the years I think he probably feels like the last of his kind and wants to ride quietly into the sunset.
 
It was a cold winter day on the homestead when we laid Daddy Jim to rest in a barren plain rolling with hills. As a cold rain fell from a dark grey sky, I asked "Why is God crying?"

And Null told me "God doesn't cry. He's only preparing the ground for something beautiful. It may not come tomorrow, next week, or even a month from now. Just give him some time and you'll see."

So I went about my life, tilling my little plot of earth and planting seeds of corn for the upcoming harvest. Then one morning I left my humble abode to check on my crops. Sure enough, green sprouts appeared in neat little rows where I had sewn them. But beyond my field was a sight to behold. In the plains where we laid Daddy Jim to rest, a vast expanse of wildflowers stretched out to the horizon. It was a majestic scape of blue, yellow, and violet that sat atop the hills like a gently rolling sea of majesty. I couldn't see where Daddy Jim was buried. But that was okay. He must've been sailing somewhere in that sea of color and it just didn't seem right to bother him.

So before I tended to the corn, I tipped my four starred hat to the field and said "Wherever you are, Daddy Jim. Thank you. Thank you for every sight you've shown me."
 
This morning's stream left me feeling pretty melancholic, but I feel like the final stream had a better vibe to it. Probably because it was Jim laughing at dumb shit, rather than a bunch of faggots calling in and asking him to "pwease don't die, Daddy Jim" and telling him that his viewers are his Internet Family (lol). It's a good way for him to go out.
 
I’m gonna miss this nigger like you wouldn’t believe. It’s been said 100 times by now but this is truly the end of an era. I never gave this guy money or even interacted in his chats but I feel actually sad about him going away.

It feels kind of like the time the first MMO I played for 10+ years shut down. I know it’s not important and means nothing to my life but I still feel sadness. We’re going to miss you Jim.
 
This morning's stream left me feeling pretty melancholic, but I feel like the final stream had a better vibe to it. Probably because it was Jim laughing at dumb shit, rather than a bunch of faggots calling in and asking him to "pwease don't die, Daddy Jim" and telling him that his viewers are his Internet Family (lol). It's a good way for him to go out.
This doesn't even hit emotionally because jim is my favorite e-daddy or something stupid like that. It's sad because it's like watching a species go extinct, like the last Woolly Mammoth just died in front of your eyes. Jim was a living remnant of an era of the internet that has long since passed, and now he's gone. But at least we can be happy that it even happened, and there will always be some brave hero out there to archive his content on whatever platform allows him to, like a museum for extinct species.
 
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