Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Schwarzwald]

That isn't the official one. He won the official March Fagness 2022 poll with 1488 votes

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To be fair, Patrick was criminally underseeded as a 4 in March Fagness. Colbert has the longevity and name recognition, but Patrick is basically the living concentrated essence of fagginess walking around in a very, very, very, very fat vessel. Looking at the list, the only other one would could even hold a candle to Patrick in a fagoff is Justin Trudeau, and Pat outfagged that massive fag in Round 3 handily.

When we look back at their entire faggy body of work at the end of all of their lives, Patrick will be the obvious Faggiest of All Time pick and the Faggot Hall of Fame will be renamed the Pat S. Tomlinson Hall of Faggots in his faggy, corpulent honor.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

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I think Potificating Pat is the worst of all the Pats, his 1.2 AGPA takes are just retarded.

Of course Fatrick would latch-on to the lowest brain method of hunting that only is feasible in very specific regions with an approximate ~1% success rate. Random article (archive) funded by MIT that's well sourced with actual academic papers explains why this is almost certainly a myth.

In short, the terrain would make it infeasible in most cases and archaeological evidence contradicts persistence hunting expectations (animal age and scavenger activity). Most likely early hunters used natural blinds and climbed trees to ambush prey, which is more energy efficient with a higher rate of success.

Understanding any of that would require reading though, which is something illiterate pigs are incapable of.

 

[AnOminous]

Are we sure he's not simply regurgitating shit he doesn't understand and is instead implying how he harvests pepperoni ingredients and/or ensures all-you-can-eat-buffet restaurants immediately leave his city?

He's trying to imply that somehow him being an idiot making his own life worse and worse for years is somehow like being a super-predator. Pat could never be any kind of predator, much less an endurance predator. Because he has super low IQ. And is fat.

In short, the terrain would make it infeasible in most cases and archaeological evidence contradicts persistence hunting expectations (animal age and scavenger activity). Most likely early hunters used natural blinds and climbed trees to ambush prey, which is more energy efficient with a higher rate of success.

Also I'm pretty sure our main advance in brainpower that made us more successful (despite being comparatively physically weak) was the ability to do the math in our heads quickly enough to throw projectile weapons like spears rather than directly engage potentially dangerous prey in close physical combat. It actually takes a good deal of our brain to do the calculations you need to know not just how to throw a projectile, but how to predict what another animal will do and not just hit a stationary target, but one that is actively trying to escape, by hitting where it's going.

Pat wouldn't be good at that either. Because his skull is full of fat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Of course Fatrick would latch-on to the lowest brain method of hunting that only is feasible in very specific regions with an approximate ~1% success rate. Random article (archive) funded by MIT that's well sourced with actual academic papers explains why this is almost certainly a myth.

In short, the terrain would make it infeasible in most cases and archaeological evidence contradicts persistence hunting expectations (animal age and scavenger activity). Most likely early hunters used natural blinds and climbed trees to ambush prey, which is more energy efficient with a higher rate of success.

Understanding any of that would require reading though, which is something illiterate pigs are incapable of.

The reason why humans are the king of animals is because of adaptation. Due to that, we were able to invent firearms to kill prey at distances that make dangerous animals harmless (unless you are a tardass and shoot at close range).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I think Potificating Pat is the worst of all the Pats, his 1.2 AGPA takes are just retarded.

"There's actually nothing we do better than other animals."

Reason? Make tools? Communicate in complex manners that became lasting? Have hands? I feel like I could go on?

This is also stupid because there are plenty of predators who aren't stronger or faster in these ways than their prey. Cheetahs don't outsprint gazelles or they'd never fail, they're just more capable of things other than running at speed.

 

[AnOminous]

"There's actually nothing we do better than other animals."

Reason? Make tools? Communicate in complex manners that became lasting? Have hands? I feel like I could go on?

Literally nothing, little baby child. That is just your delusions again.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Well, I might be able to be convinced that Patirck has nothing he does better than other animals. Other than grind kidnapped Negro children into pepperoni and be enormously fat.

 

[Waifu Days]

Well, I might be able to be convinced that Patirck has nothing he does better than other animals. Other than grind kidnapped Negro children into pepperoni and be enormously fat.

It is completely likely that there is one thing he does 1000% better than any animal under the heavens.

When it comes to taking shits in the front lawn, no beast can compare.

 

[Markorian]

"There's actually nothing we do better than other animals."

Reason? Make tools? Communicate in complex manners that became lasting? Have hands? I feel like I could go on?

This is also stupid because there are plenty of predators who aren't stronger or faster in these ways than their prey. Cheetahs don't outsprint gazelles or they'd never fail, they're just more capable of things other than running at speed.

It's even dumber because the entire reason this method of hunting worked for early humans is that we not only had absurd endurance due to a combination of upright walking and our sweat glands, but also that we had the brainpower to track our quarry as they sprinted further ahead. There are other animals that can see a footprint and recognize the species, but only a human can look at them and figure out what direction the animal is traveling.

 

[Ophelia]

When it comes to taking shits in the front lawn, no beast can compare.

Not even Pixy, the true queen?

 

[Waifu Days]

Not even Pixy, the true queen?

Well, I guess I'm starting up a gofund me to arrange that competition.

 

[John_Smith]

Wolves and dogs are also exhaustion predators. There are good reasons why humans and dogs have such a symbiotic relationship.

Patso is a moron and cannot possibly conceive of things humans do better than any other species, because those involve using one's brain. This is something alien to Patso. His thinkin' meats ain't for thinkin'.

When he *reflects* I suspect the only thing going on in his mind is the sound of calliope music.

 

[Meriasek]

Wolves and dogs are also exhaustion predators. There are good reasons why humans and dogs have such a symbiotic relationship.

Patso is a moron and cannot possibly conceive of things humans do better than any other species, because those involve using one's brain. This is something alien to Patso. His thinkin' meats ain't for thinkin'.

When he *reflects* I suspect the only thing going on in his mind is the sound of calliope music.

Pattyboy, if you sometimes reflect on humans being exhaustion predators, why do you resort to cheating at a half marathon? Are you not human, man of pig?

 

[skol]

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I think Potificating Pat is the worst of all the Pats, his 1.2 AGPA takes are just retarded.

Fatrick probably identifies with it and thinks his endless stream of childing will wear off “stalkers” enough so he can grind each and every single one into the meat grinder to power his fatty folds. Never stop, always send copypasta

 

[Maude Snew]

Fatrick probably identifies with it and thinks his endless stream of childing will wear off “stalkers” enough so he can grind each and every single one into the meat grinder to power his fatty folds. Never stop, always send copypasta

Wrong as always, stalker. Only the freshest, tenderest of Negroes will do, Tomlinson brand Niggeroni is not cut with white meat.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's starting off 2023 with a massive lie:



Reminder:

 

[A Sunset]

He's starting off 2023 with a massive lie:

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Reminder:

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Ringing in the New Year with yet another easily disprovable lie, replying to a troll - whose only goal is to get a reply- in order to defeat them. That’s our Pat!

If Fatrick doesn’t win LOLcow of the year in the Julay Awards, he should win a new category called most consistent LOLcow. This motherfucker never changes.

 

[Meriasek]

He's starting off 2023 with a massive lie:

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Reminder:

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Only the most gifted and talented were allowed to join the special courses where they had the high quality paste to eat, child.

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Uh, Pat, I know you're kinda sorta retarded, but the "Sci" in "Sci-Fi" stands for "Science" (one of those subjects you failed, as is openly and publically known since your HS transcripts leaked), and the whole point of it is to have some scientific accuracy, or at least internal consistency when you break the rules of physics. It's not just "I can make up anything IN SPAAAAACE because it's fiction and the future", the whole idea is to take technological concepts and their consequences and develop them into your narrative.

 

[Maude Snew]

Ringing in the New Year with yet another easily disprovable lie, replying to a troll - whose only goal is to get a reply- in order to defeat them. That’s our Pat!

If Fatrick doesn’t win LOLcow of the year in the Julay Awards, he should win a new category called most consistent LOLcow. This motherfucker never changes.

See it's all about the flash in the pan though, the Keffals making a big splash then slinking away and streaming to 20 people for the rest of their irrelevant existence but Fat is the working man's entertainment. He keeps chugging along every single day spreading stupidity and lies, never stopping, only asking for everybody he disagrees with to be exterminated. He is not lolcow of the year, he is the marathon lolcow, and this time he doesn't even have to cheat.

Also he is fat and I would not fart in his wife's vagina.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

See it's all about the flash in the pan though, the Keffals making a big splash then slinking away and streaming to 20 people for the rest of their irrelevant existence but Fat is the working man's entertainment. He keeps chugging along every single day spreading stupidity and lies, never stopping, only asking for everybody he disagrees with to be exterminated. He is not lolcow of the year, he is the marathon lolcow, and this time he doesn't even have to cheat.

Also he is fat and I would not fart in his wife's vagina.

Fatrick is the exhaustion Lolcow

The only similar consistency over time is the urcow himself, DSP

Even Chrischan eventually flamed out and burned bright