The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Meiwaku]

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lol he just dead ass wrote off the plurals he claims to believe in

So I'm too arsed to find it but in the Kindness thread we found out that women taking testosterone can cause partial blindness so that this dumb faggot isn't even lying. She's just suffering from tranny rot.

Also:

 

[Scooter Kid]

Remember the 6 million llamas goyim or else.

or something

 

[Meiwaku]

Kiwifarmer horticulturists. What seed would you spread around to make the soil recover?

Preferably seed from something that hadn't cut its balls off

 

[Oxyjen]

The dead alpacas will tank the property value more than the state it's been left in. The tranchers are fucking inept, I am certain they just scraped some shallow ditches, threw the rotting alpacas in there and covered them in just an inch of dirt. I am willing to bet the area around the tranch smells vile.

I’ve never seen a backhoe in any photo so you’re probably right. They sure as shit aren’t digging deep holes by hand either.

I'll put this note up here.
BONNIE, WE KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS. IF PENNY PAID THE MORTGAGE THAT ALMOST CERTAINLY MEANS THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO ASSERT A CLAIM OF LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE PROPERTY. YOU NEED TO ACT IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL GET SCREWED.

@Temperance XIV
Quote bugged; excellent post TY.
I want to specifically highlight the part about "<The tranchers> stealing his identity to pay the mortgage."

I doubt they stole his identity. Probably just got the deed and parcel number and the bank that holds the note (if they didn't know) and wrote a check. This will come as big shock, but the bank will take money from anyone.

However the truly popcorn munching part is that paying for the mortgage on a place you reside but don't own is the first step on establishing squatters rights. If you can demonstrate financial responsibility for a parcel, it looks very favorable in court when you are establishing Adverse Possession (the legal term for squatting).
My guess is Penny has consulted with a barracks lawyer 'community activist non-licensed legal expert' (hood lawyer) on how to try to claim ownership or at least make it so they can't be straight evicted.

I cannot remember the exact legal remedy, other than to immediately exercise rights as a land owner. If you are wanting to play fuck-fuck games, you can just keep their money. If you aren't wanting a long drawn out fight, you can instruct your bank to refund the payment.

In otherwords:
Shit might be about to get real good. Bonnie needs contact their bank and ideally enact proceeding to evict the Tranchers IMMEDIATELY or it will get exponentially harder to remove them.

I just enjoy the Sofie's Choice of Bonnie either following advice from racist ablist transphobes or getting legally buttfucked by Sidechew & crew. And general hatred of legal weasel societal parasites.

Penny may have been listening to advice from this guy:





If I remember rightly he is one of two arms merchants who encouraged the tranch to buy lots of guns, and also camped there for a while to do larping security patrols.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...llip-matthew-logue.86681/page-75#post-8598827

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

These animals all cost money, bigger the animal the bigger the money. If one of my laying hens died, then that would be sunk money I've spent feeding her, keeping her warm, and the loss of potential profit from her eggs and offspring. I'm working my hardest to keep her and every bird I have alive, because I don't want to have my money go to waste.

30-50 alpacas is a lot of fucking money. It's a lot of spent money and wasted money.

But remember that they got the alpacas for free as a donation. While they have to feed the 'pacas (at least a little), the one sale of wool they did was a disaster and they haven't been producing anything since. So they're literally better off with alpaca genocide and the reduced expenses that result. Tranchgenosse, das ist auch Dein Geld.

 

[AssignedEva]

I have been outside the Tranch lore for about a year, what happened with Wedge and the Tranch? Last time I checked on him he made disgusting porn with the amhole.

Despite being Kevin's "girlfriends", Neck and Wedge were snubbed by Kevin when he took an intercontinental flight to fail to have sex with his new British girlfriend, Steb in his Mum's flat in Holloway, despite Kevin having not visited them for ages.

They responded - surprisingly reasonably - by blocking Kevin and mostly moving on with their lives after smack talking Kevin a bit and calling him emotionally abusive. Kevin naturally claims he's the victim in this scenario and that getting dumped was emotional abuse.

Wedge then got the wedge inverted into a divot - I'm sure those nerves will start waking up any day now. Also I think he lost his part time job but I lose track because he doesn't have a thread (and never will).

 

[FinnSven]

Penny may have been listening to advice from this guy:

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If I remember rightly he is one of two arms merchants who encouraged the tranch to buy lots of guns, and also camped there for a while to do larping security patrols.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...llip-matthew-logue.86681/page-75#post-8598827

While he comes across as a bit of a Sov-Cit, laws can be interpreted or ignored with the right magical thinking type, he is right that Bonnie Wee Boner should have spoken to a lawyer before doing any of this.

As everyone is pointing out, there is everything the Tranchers can do to fuck Bonnie over regarding the property and very little he can do if they fuck the place up even more and do a runner.

Tweeting about it has given the fuckers a massive heads up that he is planning something, and Troons being Troons, they can leg it and spin bullshit about Bonnie showing up with hired guns or something else Earl level.
Their supporters would lap it up and Bonnie will be broke, humiliated and cast out of their community.
Plus his mother will probably have to work until she drops. Bang goes her retirement plans.

The photo of the Sheriff standing there looks more to me like he just stopped for a chat or something. He probably noticed some of them from the road and went to wish them a happy new year.

Which of course is Transphobic Violence of insane levels. Even JK Rowling would be appalled.

 

[PoisonedBun]

While he comes across as a bit of a Sov-Cit, laws can be interpreted or ignored with the right magical thinking type, he is right that Bonnie Wee Boner should have spoken to a lawyer before doing any of this.

As everyone is pointing out, there is everything the Tranchers can do to fuck Bonnie over regarding the property and very little he can do if they fuck the place up even more and do a runner.

Tweeting about it has given the fuckers a massive heads up that he is planning something, and Troons being Troons, they can leg it and spin bullshit about Bonnie showing up with hired guns or something else Earl level.
Their supporters would lap it up and Bonnie will be broke, humiliated and cast out of their community.
Plus his mother will probably have to work until she drops. Bang goes her retirement plans.

The photo of the Sheriff standing there looks more to me like he just stopped for a chat or something. He probably noticed some of them from the road and went to wish them a happy new year.

Which of course is Transphobic Violence of insane levels. Even JK Rowling would be appalled.

You think Bonnie has the means to hire a lawyer? That'd be the logical course of action if he did, but he's made it pretty clear on Twitter that the Tranch has sucked him dry and ruined his credit indefinitely. Betting Twitter clout/public opinion will turn in his favor is probably the only course of action he has left.

Might have helped if he lead with the animal abuse angle, though. Not sure why he didn't.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Might have helped if he lead with the animal abuse angle, though. Not sure why he didn't.

Because Bonnie probably sees the animals as an inconvenience too. And also is wary of people pointing out his part in it.

 

[Tour of Italy]

That moment when you realize that the farms has been a better friend to the Tranch than the dozens of journalist “allies” who waded through cat piss and alpaca bones then still published positive headlines.

 

[Stoner Metal]

After this is all over and the troons are all evicted it would be nice if someone bought that land and erected a somber memorial to the Alpaca's on it. Kind of like how they have memorials at places where mass slaughters occurred, like Little Big Horn in Montana or the site of Jonestown in Guyana.

Like a big concrete memorial with a bronze plaque on it explaining what happened there, along with a parking lot, maybe some vending machines and restrooms. It can be a monument to what happens when we let troons run free. A warning to future generations.

 

[FinnSven]

You think Bonnie has the means to hire a lawyer? That'd be the logical course of action if he did, but he's made it pretty clear on Twitter that the Tranch has sucked him dry and ruined his credit indefinitely. Betting Twitter clout/public opinion will turn in his favor is probably the only course of action he has left.

Might have helped if he lead with the animal abuse angle, though. Not sure why he didn't.

The stupid bastard should find a way to pay a lawyer.
He needs to get something concrete on paper that documents his concerns, his side of the story, his attempts to resolve the situation and evidence of the Trancher’s lack of cooperation, and behavior.
Even if he is in legal trouble over the landlord/tenant relationship and the state of the property, it’s best for him if that is dealt with head on.

Granted he thinks his bonkers girlfriend talking to some other bonkers women qualifies her as a therapist and crisis manager, so maybe he thinks people on Twitter who have been in trouble with the law are as good as lawyers?

Let’s hope that others heed this as a cautionary tale.

Don’t set up some crazy project with other crazies and don’t put yourself on any financial hook.

It’s pretty impressive how this whole thing has gone exactly as the stereotype of such a mental idea goes.

Well meaning people set up a utopia thinking that everyone involved will always be on the same page.

Selfishness creeps in on the part of some individuals, factions form, newcomers or non clique members get ostracized and abused, livestock is mismanaged and ends up badly cared for, finances run dry, purges start, then opposing factions start openly infighting.

This will be an interesting saga!

 

[AprilRains]

It might be in his interest to beg his mommy for a lawyer. I realize he's a narcissist and an idiot, but this is reality, not Twitter, you giant idiot.

If I were his mother, I'd want a lawyer for myself if I knew the situation. I'll be fucked if I'd want to get stuck with the bill for Penny's alpaca Chernobyl.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I love this part:

"Our last visit to the ranch in mid December 2021 Kind faced excessive ableism with a smile and decided not to partner with the ranch. They felt so unsafe and afraid of being there that they never wanted to be on property again"

Kindness had already been shunned by the tranchers many months before. For her to "decide not to partner" with them is like someone walking into the Mickey D's where they were fired earlier in the year and proclaiming "You can't fire me, I quit!".

Partnering was never on offer, so this is just a sad attempt to save face and try to get in the last word.

(Like The Hoh Rainforest, I too find Pablo's use of 'they' to refer to Kindness absolutely annoying and confusing. It's a lot of work to figure out whether he's talking about they-Kindness vs they-Tranchers. Woke pronouns are gravel in the gears of effective communication. They gaslight and marginalize me; please send GoFundMe moneys.)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I predict that Penny and co. get away without any legal consequences whatsoever, and Bonnie will just be screwed, but he will also find a way to get away without any legal consequences. Remember his mom co-signed the mortgage and he hates her, so he'll probably leave her holding the bag with an obliterated credit rating and a decrepit shack in a barren wasteland worth far less than it was bought for.

ETA: the reason Penny and co. will suffer no legal consequences is entirely due to Bonnie's retardation. If you're gonna be a retard and rip people off, make sure you rip off other retards as they're too stupid to effectively do anything about it.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Now that Fat Paul has revealed the mass alpaca death and financial mismanagement of the tranch, they're all coming out one by one saying he was emotionally abusive, as troons inevitably do to everyone.

"Officer, he didn't compliment my girldick, so I forgot to feed the alpacas for a whole month..."

But remember that they got the alpacas for free as a donation. While they have to feed the 'pacas (at least a little), the one sale of wool they did was a disaster and they haven't been producing anything since. So they're literally better off with alpaca genocide and the reduced expenses that result. Tranchgenosse, das ist auch Dein Geld.

In theory, if they sell Alpaca meat, they could get back some of the money they lost. I dunno if that's allowed in US though. It's a little cheaper than beef.

 

[FinnSven]

I predict that Penny and co. get away without any legal consequences whatsoever, and Bonnie will just be screwed, but he will also find a way to get away without any legal consequences. Remember his mom co-signed the mortgage and he hates her, so he'll probably leave her holding the bag with an obliterated credit rating and a decrepit shack in a barren wasteland worth far less than it was bought for.

Well if she moves out there due to having no other choice and manages to turn it from a barren wasteland into a nice granny garden and cottage then that will be the best result.

It seems that if Troons are not trooned out by their mothers they tend to hate them.

Do they blame their mothers somehow for not giving birth to them as a girl?

 

[Meiwaku]

Just remember that tax season we will get to see all the milk....

Imagine donating 88 Alpacas to someone thinking they'll take care of them then they fuckin kill about 30-50 of them.... Like i had pointed out multiple times in the thread the ones that were severely emaciated or needed dental work etc. We also know they haven't been doing shots or deworming on their alpaca either.

Also props to us because I remember there were a bunch of videos where we were literally like "where's the whole herd? Lots of them look like they're missing....."

DDOS and all, we still manage to 1up the troons. Happy New Year.

Here's a collection of beef from unarchived nobodies from twitter and some anti- antifa people realizing.

Spoiler: Lesser trans discovering

Normies finding out

Bonus lawl response from something someone already posted:

 

[demicolon]

I'm still amazed they managed to freeze alpacas to death. You'd imagine alpacas dying from heatstroke would be easier to do.

 

[Scooter Kid]

"Officer, he didn't compliment my girldick, so I forgot to feed the alpacas for a whole month..."


In theory, if they sell Alpaca meat, they could get back some of the money they lost. I dunno if that's allowed in US though. It's a little cheaper than beef.

>Officer, he didnt lick my gock clean