Jerma985 - Because fuck it, let’s get a Jerma thread going. Meow.

I miss the old Jerma, straight from 2Fort Jerma
The Boo and Star_ Jerma, Fistful of Frags Jerma
I hate the new Jerma, Friends with Hasan Jerma
The big streamer Jerma, spaz on Twitch Jerma
I miss the sweet Jerma, Dork Cube Jerma
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Jerma
 
I wonder if Jerma has kids?
Hellll naw, he never even have a real long-term girlfriend until he met that terrible asian whore, already in his 30s. And now the best he could do after that is a fan.

Just imagine how fucking rabid his "community" would become if he actually knocked someone up. We know how weird trannies can get about pregnancy. And there's already this strange mpreg obsession some of them have with him. I don't like it!
 
Okay. Let's brighten up the mood a bit. What was the LAST good Jerma stream in you guys opinion? For me it was probably the Elden Ring one. It's kind of fitting as it had some good moments (him being on a sports bar tv for some reason, meat grinder bit, Barfdrinker) and it probably had the last genuine "Jerma gets mad" moments we are gonna get that aren't orchestrated to appease his ADHD riddled fan base. Depending on how desperate I am, I might dip back in when he does the inevitable DLC.
 
I think the Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe stream was the last solo one I actually watched in full. It was pretty good... Had some good gags. Not too overwhelmingly ADHD. I liked the recent Wildermyth stream with Star_ and Strippin. That was pretty good, really makes me hope that Jerma joins in for a full Myriad campaign in the future. If you don't know, the Myriad is Star_'s custom tabletop RPG. He's run a couple of games on his channel so far, and I've really enjoyed them. It's nice to see him being able to pursue what he actually wants to do.
 
Hello, is this the Sellout985 grieving thread? I had watched him for years, used to think he was the funniest guy on the planet. Didn't think he really came into his own until 2017, but from there - tons of classic streams: the Xbox and Playstation streams with the fight of the two Jermas and GrillmasterXBBQ, stupid low-effort GTA streams with Ster, where Jeremy was barely paying attention - those were funny too. Then Kim came into the mix. What a disaster. But her appearances have lessened as time went on, while the hilarious streams continued with House Builder and the full-mirror house and a mall with Hot Topic and iHop in it, games like Saw, which would spin into their own long-running jokes, Bushido Blade, which was funnier in combination with chat constantly making fun of the games. I even turned a blind eye when he started defending trannies, thinking he was, perhaps, not the smartest guy and didn't know how the situation really was. And, given his community at the time, that was a plausible theory. The worst editor on second channel (which I always thought completely missed the point of his streams, which have a lot of build-up for the funnier jokes, and not just lolsorandumb kind of humor, as seen on Jerma2nd) became a tranny. A lot of his new fanbase seemed to be heading in the same direction, too. And as for his mods... Yeah, it's very much the same situation, as highlighted by the first Community Content stream.

But I think a pivotal moment for him was the move to Vegas. He was, more or less, a country bumpkin, and now he was exposed to more gambling, drugs and prostitution than he has ever seen. That's where he, presumably, ditched Kim, met Holly, started getting high all the time, spending more money at casinos. I don't even know if he can stomach Holly while sober. Every time he talks about them being together, it's either them being on drugs or drunk. Where has the Jeremy who said he would never do drugs gone? The guy who did bicep curls, telling his viewers drinking is a bad habit? Now that he's in a big city, he has become obsessed with "networking" with big streamers, when previously he'd say he never wants to take sponsors. He emptied his 401k for the Jerma Rumble, for fuck's sake! Now every other stream is a sponsored stream where he can't even riff on the game, just moves from one objective to another, like a mindless drone. It doesn't matter. He's not funny anymore. He smoked his brains out. He disgusts me now.

Heed my warning. When the whole trans movement goes belly up, you will be in a very unfavorable position.
 
I really liked Jerma up until the monkey torture stream. At first I thought it was one of his bits but after he showed that clip of the capuchin getting a drill bit through the eye I quit. It was so horrible. The way Jerma howled with laughter was beyond fucked. He commented on how "hilarious" the clip was, and how "the little bastard deserved it", before replaying it several times to his own amusement. I've been a longtime fan but after these antics I can't support him anymore. His monkey torture fascination coupled with his support of trans rights made me unsub and judging by the quality of his most recent streams that was a smart decision.
 
That ain't happening anytime soon. It'll be some normal twitch streamer shit like leaked DMs or sex pest allegations that do him in.
Even if that does happen, Loldwig will come in to bat for him and it'll all blow over. Idk why more people haven't noticed how much of a cancer Ludwig is to the twitch/youtube community, he's literally running the show at this point. Guess any sort of big "influencer" is too scared to get on his bad side.
 
How does a boring child man like Ludwig have any following or leadership at all? pls explain.

My only exposure to him is the tangential stuff through Jerma. Primarily the retirement stream. What a bore of a guy! Far outshined by STAR_!
 
Meant to post this the other day but trannies were ddossing:
Basically him whining he couldn't secure a sponsor for the stream, before going back and saying "actually it might have been a good thing since a sponsor could have messed with it" before going back again and saying he's concerned on not having the finances secured for big projects so he doesn't fuck his own money up. Also try to count the amount of reeing against capitalism in the chat.

Okay. Let's brighten up the mood a bit. What was the LAST good Jerma stream in you guys opinion? For me it was probably the Elden Ring one. It's kind of fitting as it had some good moments (him being on a sports bar tv for some reason, meat grinder bit, Barfdrinker) and it probably had the last genuine "Jerma gets mad" moments we are gonna get that aren't orchestrated to appease his ADHD riddled fan base. Depending on how desperate I am, I might dip back in when he does the inevitable DLC.
Haven't watched many this year but the Saints Row 3 stream was definitely a banger, the whole Medic bit during the roof mission was hilarious amongst all the other weird shit happening, like the constant cars crashing near the end.
 
Okay. Let's brighten up the mood a bit. What was the LAST good Jerma stream in you guys opinion? For me it was probably the Elden Ring one. It's kind of fitting as it had some good moments (him being on a sports bar tv for some reason, meat grinder bit, Barfdrinker) and it probably had the last genuine "Jerma gets mad" moments we are gonna get that aren't orchestrated to appease his ADHD riddled fan base. Depending on how desperate I am, I might dip back in when he does the inevitable DLC.
After watching the highlights I'd probably say the BeamNG stream was that last one that I really enjoyed. It's the perfect kind of Jerma game where he can do whatever he wants in a sandbox environment and craft his own jokes as the stream goes on. Stay Out of the House/other horror type games are an honorable mention but I'm biased because I like watching him freak out. Didn't watch the latest Sims streams but I heard they might be good too.

Side note, but it was bullshit that none of the sponsored streams showed up in the Worst Stream of the Year category. Guess he really needs that Warner Bros money because I'd say Multiversus and Gotham Knights were by far the worst of the year, maybe even the worst of all time. The Fortnite and Call of Duty streams that actually took the top spots were 10/10 compared to those boring ass dogshit streams, especially when certain grifting roach-like guests were involved.
 
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Here's the census from the @JermaSansContext twitter:
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Shitty questions aside, notice the amount of genderspecials in the community.
 
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