Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
Nick likes to call others incels but he comes off pretty incel-like. Everyone who watched the original clip got the joke.
Well ultimately Vic's position was wrong since he got BTFO'd in court anyway so he would be better off building up a social media presence (his own, that is).
Considering his current social media activities i don't know about that. Going on e-thot shows without his pants isn't a good look.
 
If this were not a legal thing, I would have likely sympathized with Nick. Nobody wants to feel like they're defending somebody who won't lift a finger to defend themselves.

However, because it was a legal thing, I think Vic was right to decline. Most lawyers don't want their clients mouthing off when litigation is ongoing.

That's basically my point. It's the legal context that made his rant dumb, and inevitably leads to speculation he was acting in a selfish manner.

Again, I think Nick is better Youtuber than he is a lawyer. Or at least he was at that time.

I am not 100% sure either, but you simply can not discount the possibility where any Youtuber is concerned. He would have made a fuckton of money off a Vic appearance. If he gets Rittenhouse on, he'll make bank off that too. It is a factor.
I am pretty sure Nick was advising Vic to start a YT channel and reach out to build up a following on his own--something he refused to do at all.

I think that the frustration was bubbling up from the #ISWV rank-and-file as well as Nick personally 'Why isn't he standing up for us and saying anything when we are defending him?' was a very common complaint. I think the offer to come on Nick's show was a final last-ditch attempt to get Vic to do ANYTHING and get the people hounding Nick for news off his back. Nick wanted the champion to come out and say something to the masses.
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Well, I hope not, because it would be highly unethical to give money to a legal case you're not a party to to control it somehow. That used to be called champerty, and Nick went to a pretty good effort to ensure that in fact he didn't control the funds, much less the case itself.
He went to a lot of effort not to leave evidence of it. He was walking a very tight line. We KNOW there was communication between Ty and Nick as well as Nick and Vic. I doubt Nick's hands are totally clean and above reproach for this.

Nick has shown himself to be willing to split technical moral hairs.
I initially took it that way before reading the posts on here because he was talking in the context of work initially, but he's either been a lawyer, in law school or a Youtuber for over half of the past 20 years, and he can't really say he was being told what to do by employers during that time.
Well, that Thrivent job was a Lutheran thing. I think that matches up with LR's background (IIRC). How else did an English major get that job? The could be one of those strict moral workplaces.
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Considering his current social media activities i don't know about that. Going on e-thot shows without his pants isn't a good look.
He is a boomer that needs more guidance on how to navigate the interwebs.
 
At the rate this faggot is going, he's going to be dead within the year. Take your pick:
  • Hot tub drowning
  • Car accident
  • Jilted lover
  • OD (or fentanyl poisoning)
  • Beaten to death by the gays for using multiple slurs
  • Small aircraft accident
  • Remote control trauma
  • ???
The real question is, does Nick best Ralph to the grave, or does Jim beat them both?
I'm betting on something more exotic, like serotonin syndrome
 
He would then do that "I'm so wise" voice he does to discuss how it was also "interesting" to apply critical theory to the reading of the Bible.
Oh, I had thought you meant he actually taught that way in Sunday school.
I mean, he still might, but I'm guessing he hasn't mentioned it.

With all these revelations, I wonder if the other parents considered his teaching the "Drag Queen Story Hour" of homeschooling.
 
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Oh, I had thought you meant he actually taught that way in Sunday school.
I mean, he still might, but I'm guessing he hasn't mentioned it.

With all these revelations, I wonder if the other parents considered his teaching the "Drag Queen Story Hour" of homeschooling.
He said he tried to get the kids to think differently, so I doubt he went full CLT on the Holy Scriptures, but I bet he was edgy. He doesn't do it anymore and doesn't attend in person by his own self admission

No to the co-op hating him, he actually knows something about the law. They would just chuck him if they didn't like him.

Now that I am thinking about it, part of his issue could be socialisation. He doesn't hang out with anyone that is NOT online. When would he have time with his streaming schedule and living in the middle of nowhere?

EDIT: To get a bit meta, I find it amusing that talking about Nose is now more entertaining that watching him. Guess that is the symptom of an e-celeb cow...
 
Well ultimately Vic's position was wrong since he got BTFO'd in court anyway so he would be better off building up a social media presence (his own, that is).
Now, sure. Then, no. In late-2019/early-2020, despite Chupp having already tossed the case, I think there was still reason to hope for a reversal on appeal. Reason for Vic to keep his mouth shut.

Also, let's consider that not everybody in the universe is quite as abrasive as Rekieta (especially when he's under the influence). I'm not. Vic doesn't seem to be. Dare I say, most people aren't

Nick was saying things like (and I quote) "I want him to say Monica Rial is a fat pile of shit. I want him to say Jamie Marchi couldn't leave the house if there wasn't a ham sandwich involved. That's what I want. ... Why won't he say it?"

Simply put, I don't think that's Vic. I don't think that's his nature. You could argue there's a middle ground he could have employed to generate better PR for his side of the case, instead of being completely silent, but I don't think anybody really NEEDS to go "full Rekieta," do they? His expectations seemed a bit unrealistic.
 
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Well, that Thrivent job was a Lutheran thing. I think that matches up with LR's background (IIRC). How else did an English major get that job? The could be one of those strict moral workplaces.
Possibly! I just think that he's probably talking about people more in his social life (if not the in-laws then people around him, etc)

By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.

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Possibly! I just think that he's probably talking about people more in his social life (if not the in-laws then people around him, etc)

By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.

Funny how he wants to move it away from YouTube and "prying eyes" when discussing his actual hypocrisy
 
Possibly! I just think that he's probably talking about people more in his social life (if not the in-laws then people around him, etc)

By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.

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His lawyer tricks might work in a formal setting but in the context of a casual interaction I think it's pretty reasonable for an average person to see this for what it is.
 
Possibly! I just think that he's probably talking about people more in his social life (if not the in-laws then people around him, etc)

By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.

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So much of this just comes down to Rekieta being a spoiled rich kid dweeb who has never got on any real points on the board, has acted like a complete deceitful grifting hypocrite and who of course never admits his own mistakes or takes any responsibility.
Of course that will infuriate people who have some kind of moral or ethical axis.
 
By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.
Ah, the Jack Murphy defense. I deleted that blog post! My chaturbate porn was for members only. How dare you talk about it!!

"Also, as I've stated before, many of these clips are from my exclusive locals content. This is content where I am directly talking to people in my locals community, I'm often responding to specific questions from the chat."
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Possibly! I just think that he's probably talking about people more in his social life (if not the in-laws then people around him, etc)

By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.

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What I'm reading here is he's thinking if he changes his tone to polite one, from his usual abrasive one, he'll claw back some of the good will he lost.

That's not the problem though. The problem is that he's dead set on this new lifestyle, and if that's the way he wants to go, he should just own it and disengage from those who don't appreciate his new lifestyle. There is scarcely any point of interacting with this crowd anymore. Most of them have probably written him off.

His lawyer tricks might work in a formal setting but in the context of a casual interaction I think it's pretty reasonable for an average person to see this for what it is.
It's doubtful these particular "lawyer tricks" would work in a formal courtroom setting either.

Basically what's happening is people are saying he's a hypocrite for x, y, and z reasons, and providing evidence.

He responds with "I disagree."

He's within his right to disagree with anything he wants, but it's a poor argument if you're trying to convince anyone of your side, or refute your opponent's point.
 
Generally speaking, I am most interested in seeing if/how Nick comes to terms with his hypocrisy. After all, Nick's hypocrisy is the beating heart of what makes him more interesting now than he ever was. There are plenty of people doing worse things, but those people generally aren't falling from grace. Nick Rekieta is. Its his own fault for letting the mask of safety/sanity/stability that he's worn for so long finally slip. I'm just trying to gauge how much of a hypocrite he is.

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During all this KF has accounted for economic factors (seemingly based on the social currency of familial ties), recreational/prescription drug use/abuse, spousal involvement, professional/personal connections established during his Youtube career (and their own conduct), etc... All told, nothing too interesting when compared to other trainwrecks, just a predictable decline that is still ongoing.

Then, of course, there's the man himself Nick Rekieta, who is the most responsible for his current predicament. Nick himself is not that interesting as a person. I would guess that is why most people liked his show. He appeared to be a safe/sane person in an unsafe/insane world (the last 5 years have been crazy). To the audience, Nick was presenting as a family man with passable morality who disliked the same people they did while attempting to refrain from curse-words (demonstrating that he's not perfect, but trying to be a better man and therefore making himself more likeable). This is likely why some could still tolerate the participation of Drexel or the Simpcast crew on occasion since it could make him seem safe and saner by contrast (though Nick's audience should have questioned this association already). He mostly read through legal documents, which Nick also considers "boring" by his own admission.

Note: going forward I will not be using the word "boring" in a strictly negative sense. Nothing wrong with being boring. Some people like boring and that's fine.

Most of the good advice from KF involves him going back to his more boring self because it worked. The biggest boosts he got were a handful of exciting trials that happened to fall within his wheelhouse of legal review, but that is due to the subject matter, not necessarily Nick himself. It shouldn't come as a surprise that more people care about Johnny Depp than Nick Rekieta. The collabs with other lawtubers at this time also served as a networking opportunity to grow his audience, and other lawtubers could pick up the slack on commentary where Nick was lacking.

Nick's Youtube persona itself had nothing to offer that was unique to him except the illusion that he actually cared about his audience beyond a monetary transaction and his own ego. Nick doesn't even take his own advice. Like Jordan Peterson telling someone to clean their room (picture related). By the way, Jordan's response that "nobody said it was easy" is also dishonest. He markets it as one of the easiest things to do and therefore the best starting point for personal improvement. I digress.

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Sure, Nick has tried to be an interesting guy, but with little to no success. Nick verifiably attends racy swinger events so he can... claim to go home and have monogamous sex with his wife? Nick verifiably gets a hot new car so he can... immediately hit the ditch? Funny stuff. He does have money, but if the most interesting thing about you is your bank account; you're not an interesting person.

So, an overall safe/boring guy with an overall safe/boring/successful channel is (in reality) a huge hypocrite who is also prone to oversharing because he wants to rebrand the show to be more about his hypocritical personality? That seems interesting. His attempts at deviant behavior, regardless of success, are such a bad look for him and watching him try to spin it in his favor is also funny/sad. Now he's possibly telling the same people whose dead pets/relatives he may have raised a glass for to "fuck off". Nick openly shares that his loving wife takes him to gay bars and on swinger vacations. Nothing unheard of on the internet, but hypocritical behavior nonetheless for Nick.

TL;DR Nick such an uninteresting person overall that the most interesting thing about him is not his degeneracy, but his hypocrisy and his inability to acknowledge it. This makes areas where he has been inconsistent, lied, or omitted relevant truths worth investigating/discussing in determining how long he has been this way.
 
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Imagine dropping that kind of scratch on a fucking MUSTANG (the ultimate lolcow vehicle) of all things. Even with proper tires in Minnesota it will still be practically unusable at least a few months of the year.
This is pretty common, to the point it's predictable in the car community. The Mustang has a reputation of being the only carnivorous automobile precisely because of two groups of people:
  1. Teenagers/College kids who get a used mustang because they're common as dirt and provide more horsepower than anyone pushing a celica or mom's minivan has previously encountered.
  2. Upper middle class boomers who had a veeate when they came with 120 horsepower and decided to get the most expensive version of the sports car they can afford (A fully loaded Mustang GT500 is still cheaper than a base model Porsche 911).
I don't know Nick's car history, but his description of handling the Mustang sounds like he's a guy with more money than sense doing his "big fish in a small pond" routine. There's nothing wrong with the GT500: It's a ridiculous car for what it is, but there's a big difference between a guy upgrading to a GT500 from years of experience with progressively higher-horsepower RWD vehicles and some dopey dentist going straight to one out of a crossover (or SUV in Nick's case).

Because I've seen this play out before, my prediction is that he doesn't even have that GT500 by the end of 2023, instead running back to the dealer with his tail between his legs after he breaks traction with his wife in the car and instead getting a Porsche 718 Cayman (or "gently used" 911).
 
Possibly! I just think that he's probably talking about people more in his social life (if not the in-laws then people around him, etc)

By the way I haven't seen these comments posted here Nick continues to not care but he's still in the comments of that Elissa clips video from four days ago.

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Nick needs to buy a snowcat and plow his driveway.
 
Ah, the Jack Murphy defense. I deleted that blog post! My chaturbate porn was for members only. How dare you talk about it!!


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This is yet another trope of the lolcow. He is upset he cannot control the narrative by limiting distribution of the more degen content. He doesn't understand the fact he is limiting it means it will be spread more.
 
This is pretty common, to the point it's predictable in the car community. The Mustang has a reputation of being the only carnivorous automobile precisely because of two groups of people:
  1. Teenagers/College kids who get a used mustang because they're common as dirt and provide more horsepower than anyone pushing a celica or mom's minivan has previously encountered.
  2. Upper middle class boomers who had a veeate when they came with 120 horsepower and decided to get the most expensive version of the sports car they can afford (A fully loaded Mustang GT500 is still cheaper than a base model Porsche 911).
I don't know Nick's car history, but his description of handling the Mustang sounds like he's a guy with more money than sense doing his "big fish in a small pond" routine. There's nothing wrong with the GT500: It's a ridiculous car for what it is, but there's a big difference between a guy upgrading to a GT500 from years of experience with progressively higher-horsepower RWD vehicles and some dopey dentist going straight to one out of a crossover (or SUV in Nick's case).

Because I've seen this play out before, my prediction is that he doesn't even have that GT500 by the end of 2023, instead running back to the dealer with his tail between his legs after he breaks traction with his wife in the car and instead getting a Porsche 718 Cayman (or "gently used" 911).
It was less the power and more "running summer tires in the snow like a retard". I've done it, but I'm a professional and it was fucking hard. This wasn't his driving skill, this was his retardation and hubris.

We can talk shit about his driving when he crashes it this summer.
 
I would guess that is why most people liked his show. He appeared to be a safe/sane person in an unsafe/insane world (the last 5 years have been crazy).
I can't speak for everybody, but I liked him initially because he was a lawyer that made legal documents educational and interesting, and his worldview and professed morality seemed to align somewhat closely with my own.

Emphasis on liked. Past-tense. That Nick is dead now, by his own admission. Massive scale back on interesting content, and massive increase in degeneracy that I could get from probably half of Youtube these days if I cared to seek it out. Where's the appeal now, except as a cow?

This is yet another trope of the lolcow. He is upset he cannot control the narrative by limiting distribution of the more degen content. He doesn't understand the fact he is limiting it means it will be spread more.
And yet, he absolutely should. We got the term Streisand Effect from a legal case out of California: Streisand v. Adelman, et al.
 
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