Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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MaxxJerm said:
Looks like one of Chance's Facebook friends wasn't too scared of him to repost his stream.
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FB Chance has his life

Chance has it all locked down so no one can find or see him..... LOL seriously tho... he thinks he won.
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Yeah, streaming to 3 people, that is truly what winning looks like, he used to have 50-100 viewers. But if he only streams to his little FB clic then I don't really have a problem with it. He won't do it for long tho, he wants to be perceived as a rap/music/gaming/art celeb and wants everyone to know he is a celeb so he will go public soon enough, streaming to the same 3-5 people isn't what he wants.

The Becky person he is talking to is Dark Side Becky(@DarkSideBecky), a Ytuber who makes content mocking Chance but he is too dumb to understand that, Becky is a female name and females can't be trolls.
 
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Furry killer said:
Yeah, streaming to 3 people, that is truly what winning looks like. If he only streams to his little FB clic then I don't really have a problem with it. But he won't do it for long, he wants to be perceived as a rap/music/gaming/art celeb and wants everyone to know he is a celeb so he will go public soon enough, streaming to the same 3-5 people isn't what he wants.
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I said a long time ago that if the trolls had never found him, he would have found them because he craves attention and they are the only ones that will give it to him.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Man, if Cyraxx actually wanted to work he'd make for a great dancing monkey owned by some Ottoman guy that cranks his musical box on a street corner.
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A few weeks ago I actually put some thought into what kind of job Chance could possibly be a good fit for, and other than 9v battery tester dunk tank heckler was the best I could come up with.

If you've ever been to a carnival there will be a big water tank with a guy sitting on a perch and all he does is sit there barking insults at people trying to bait them into spending a few bucks for the chance to hit a target with a ball and send him into the water? He could be that guy.

Now he couldn't be whipping his dick out nor could he drop his normal assortment of slurs and you couldn't let him be near the kids when he's on break, but it would almost be the perfect job for him. He could sit on his ass all day long yelling and screaming at people, laying down challenges, he'd be protected from reprisals by a cage or plexiglass, and hitting the water would be as close as he's ever gotten to taking regular baths.

If he was clever he could lean into the whole goblin thing as well. "Hey dude! You wanna find out if I multiply when I hit water? Why don't you step up and find out?"
 
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Snake ERROR said:
This is the last thing his grandma sees before getting knocked the fuck out by the AKRON KING. If you can't handle the real nigga hours then don't get in the way, gra
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Snake ERROR said:
This is the last thing his grandma sees before getting knocked the fuck out by the AKRON KING. If you can't handle the real nigga hours then don't get in the way, grandma
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The Nigger Boy of Akron don't take no shit from Sally. He opened the 43 chambers of shoalin
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
A few weeks ago I actually put some thought into what kind of job Chance could possibly be a good fit for, and other than 9v battery tester dunk tank heckler was the best I could come up with.

If you've ever been to a carnival there will be a big water tank with a guy sitting on a perch and all he does is sit there barking insults at people trying to bait them into spending a few bucks for the chance to hit a target with a ball and send him into the water? He could be that guy.

Now he couldn't be whipping his dick out nor could he drop his normal assortment of slurs and you couldn't let him be near the kids when he's on break, but it would almost be the perfect job for him. He could sit on his ass all day long yelling and screaming at people, laying down challenges, he'd be protected from reprisals by a cage or plexiglass, and hitting the water would be as close as he's ever gotten to taking regular baths.

If he was clever he could lean into the whole goblin thing as well. "Hey dude! You wanna find out if I multiply when I hit water? Why don't you step up and find out?"
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Sadly Raxx is allergic to water, as it causes him to break out in eczema. Otherwise you're right. Any job that involves him heckling and getting a reaction for it would be great.
 
This shit is getting stupid. Not anything here. But MF Goon thinking if EVERYONE they know flags Rax's Xbox account then he will instantly get banned. I'm pretty sure to get banned on Xbox you actually have to violate the TOS and a bunch of weens reporting someone just because he won't go back to YT is dumb. It's unlikely to work.

I'm also pretty sure in order to report someone for violating TOS you actually need to prove this either via screenshot feature or one of the Xbox's recording features (or PC). You can't just be banned for mass flagging.
 
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Sadly Raxx is allergic to water, as it causes him to break out in eczema. Otherwise you're right. Any job that involves him heckling and getting a reaction for it would be great.
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One of the things Chance does that I can't quite figure out a reason for is his total aversion to personal hygiene. Is it just flat out ignorance that he doesn't know he should shower at least a few times per week, wear clean clothes, brush what's left of his teeth, so and so on? Or is it his way of rebelling against what little authority Sally has over him? He's not going to let anyone tell him what to do, even if it's to his own detriment?

Does he get off on peeling scabs from his body? Is having constant rashes and infections a pleasurable sensation? Does he truly enjoy playing scratch and sniff with his unwashed asshole? Normal people don't aspire to be this level of disgusting yet here is Chance, living in a home with access to hot running water and a washing machine, yet he chooses to be a breeding ground BO. Why? What is the motivation behind that behavior?
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
One of the things Chance does that I can't quite figure out a reason for is his total aversion to personal hygiene. Is it just flat out ignorance that he doesn't know he should shower at least a few times per week, wear clean clothes, brush what's left of his teeth, so and so on? Or is it his way of rebelling against what little authority Sally has over him? He's not going to let anyone tell him what to do, even if it's to his own detriment?

Does he get off on peeling scabs from his body? Is having constant rashes and infections a pleasurable sensation? Does he truly enjoy playing scratch and sniff with his unwashed asshole? Normal people don't aspire to be this level of disgusting yet here is Chance, living in a home with access to hot running water and a washing machine, yet he chooses to be a breeding ground BO. Why? What is the motivation behind that behavior?
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He's probably just unaware of how he looks or smells, like a teenage boy. It's probably also rebelling against Sally and society or some stupid shit. Nothing grand, just the 'tism, y'know?

He probably does enjoy playing with his asshole, though, 100%. And given his piss fetish, he might also be into scat, which would explain why he enjoys the smell.
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
A few weeks ago I actually put some thought into what kind of job Chance could possibly be a good fit for, and other than 9v battery tester dunk tank heckler was the best I could come up with.

If you've ever been to a carnival there will be a big water tank with a guy sitting on a perch and all he does is sit there barking insults at people trying to bait them into spending a few bucks for the chance to hit a target with a ball and send him into the water? He could be that guy.

Now he couldn't be whipping his dick out nor could he drop his normal assortment of slurs and you couldn't let him be near the kids when he's on break, but it would almost be the perfect job for him. He could sit on his ass all day long yelling and screaming at people, laying down challenges, he'd be protected from reprisals by a cage or plexiglass, and hitting the water would be as close as he's ever gotten to taking regular baths.

If he was clever he could lean into the whole goblin thing as well. "Hey dude! You wanna find out if I multiply when I hit water? Why don't you step up and find out?"
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Only at a carnival level though. Those guys at your local county fairs are often quick witted with their jokes.
Furry killer said:
Chance is back on Ytube, calling out MF Goon and FullMetalKendo.

From his DK Customz(@DkCustomzOfficial) channel, titled "MF GOON is an idiot".
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More projecting from Cyraxx as per usual. Dec 31st: I'M QUITTING THE INTERNET. Jan 3rd: What's up yall? The cycle is in full motion again.
Also there's a much more successful DKcustoms out there. Not too relevant, but a fun fact.
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
One of the things Chance does that I can't quite figure out a reason for is his total aversion to personal hygiene. Is it just flat out ignorance that he doesn't know he should shower at least a few times per week, wear clean clothes, brush what's left of his teeth, so and so on? Or is it his way of rebelling against what little authority Sally has over him? He's not going to let anyone tell him what to do, even if it's to his own detriment?

Does he get off on peeling scabs from his body? Is having constant rashes and infections a pleasurable sensation? Does he truly enjoy playing scratch and sniff with his unwashed asshole? Normal people don't aspire to be this level of disgusting yet here is Chance, living in a home with access to hot running water and a washing machine, yet he chooses to be a breeding ground BO. Why? What is the motivation behind that behavior?
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Because his household is poor, they may not even have hygiene products in their budget. They may also have a decrepit bathroom/shower. The house looks trashed.

There are mental disorders that cause the scab picking in some people, too. I would bet he has a skullet because he picked his scalp's hair growth away.
 
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Lament Configuration said:
Because his household is poor, they may not even have hygiene products in their budget. They may also have a decrepit bathroom/shower. The house looks trashed.

There are mental disorders that cause the scab picking in some people, too. I would bet he has a skullet because he picked his scalp's hair growth away.
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I think if that was the case he would be sure to mention it every time he's crying about how hard he has it and how it's not fair the trolls won't let him make money to support his family. It's too juicy of a nugget for him to pass up on. Plus if that was the case he wouldn't be bragging about his smartwatches or how expensive his "recording setup" is worth.

Plus from what we've seen of Sally, she never appears to be unwashed or as unkempt as Chance is. I'm sure they have soap and shampoo, he just doesn't bother to use it.
 
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I think if that was the case he would be sure to mention it every time he's crying about how hard he has it and how it's not fair the trolls won't let him make money to support his family. It's too juicy of a nugget for him to pass up on. Plus if that was the case he would be bragging about his smartwatches or how expensive his "recording setup" is worth.

Plus from what we've seen of Sally, she never appears to be unwashed or as unkempt as Chance is. I'm sure they have soap and shampoo, he just doesn't bother to use it.
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It's possible, but he has a massive ego. Admitting that his household is flat broke would be perceived as weak given that he like to present himself as this rap mogul / artist making moves online.

I just have a feeling the household bathroom is a dungeon covered in grime and mold.
 
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This dude just can't commit to staying off the internet, I'm guessing he feels the need for the attention.

He loves to call himself people's "daddy" which isn't helping any attempt to not look like some creepy child molester.
 
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Lament Configuration said:
It's possible, but he has a massive ego. Admitting that his household is flat broke would be perceived as weak given that he like to present himself as this rap mogul / artist making moves online.

I just have a feeling the household bathroom is a dungeon covered in grime and mold.
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Normally yes he does have a massive ego, but numerous times he's set it aside when it's time for a one many pity party circle jerk. And it's only when he's making a play for sympathy that he brings money up. Just a few months ago he was crying because Ed was going to be out of work for a long time due to having knee surgery coming up, so he didn't know what they were going to do, but it was all just bullshit he cooked up.

It's clear they don't have money falling out of their assholes, but if they were really struggling so much they couldn't afford soap, I don't think Sally would keep buying him toys and videogames.
 
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I'm not saying they can't afford soap, I'm saying that it's not in their budget. I've known tons of white trash who spend all of their cash on junk food, cigarettes, booze, drugs, video games, etc over soap or toothpaste. If they're poor, it only becomes compounded where they also skimp on shower, sink and toilet cleaning supplies. "Why buy shampoo when I can use the cash to buy a pack of cigs?"

I'm guessing IF Chance currently has a toothbrush, it was purchased over 3 years ago. But I somehow bet he doesn't even have one because it costs money that he can use on video games or junk food.

There's no way the "adults" in the home keep up on maintenance. There's no way they have soap on their bathroom sink because they bumped it for a bag of Cheetos.
 
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