Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Someone probably died in a NFL game today and Lifeguard Pat makes an appearance. Like clockwork, this fat retard tries to make it about himself.

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This is absolutely completely wrong about CPR, do not kill someone by taking this idiot's nonsense as advice.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Someone probably died in a NFL game today and Lifeguard Pat makes an appearance. Like clockwork, this fat retard tries to make it about himself.

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When to do CPR.

When to Perform CPR – How to Tell if Someone Needs CPR - ProCPR

When it’s done properly, CPR is an excellent life-saving skill that has helped countless people survive and recover from an accident. The problem,

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Also I call bullshit on him doing CPR as a lifeguard as he doesn't mention that he had to train in CPR Level C. Also no mention of AED. Most people would label this as CPR/AED. Patty here continues to show how much of an idiot he is.

This is absolutely completely wrong about CPR, do not kill someone by taking this idiot's nonsense as advice.

Unless it's him. Stupid people shouldn't be around to waste air.

 

[JustStopDude]

Someone probably died in a NFL game today and Lifeguard Pat makes an appearance. Like clockwork, this fat retard tries to make it about himself.

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Thankfully the player appears to have his vitals returning to normal, though due to intubation, they are keeping him sedated.

Waking up intubated is a terrifying situation. Kudos to the skill and dedication to the trainers and the EMT's.

As per Patrick's opinion that one only performs CPR once the person is clinically dead, he is an idiot. A simple course with the American Heart association will give you all you need to be able to do compressions and you learn that once someone is no responsive, you immediately start compressions.

You don't stand there like a fat slob, waiting to be certain the person is dead.

Also his claim that CPR is not affective, I'm not even sure where the fuck he is pulling this out. In terms of speading potentially dangerous misinformation, I would put this up with his Rambo paint balloon insurgent advice to take out tanks.

Fuck this guy for using a tragic incident as a means to get his rocks off on social media.


I highly recommend all kiwis take a course. Hopefully you will never use it. You'll learn more than just CPR and you could save a life.

 

[Mooner]

More insane bullshitting from Piggy about CPR. Credit to Brotherman LongIslandchomper on the other forum for these:

 

[Brutality]

Someone probably died in a NFL game today and Lifeguard Pat makes an appearance. Like clockwork, this fat retard tries to make it about himself.

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The only thing Fatrick has done CPR on is his homoerotic sex doll

 

[Maude Snew]

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"word mines" "literary rare earths" It's phrases like these that really show off how much of a prick this guy is.

He's self-congratulating over a writing session to one of the most idiotic concepts for a professionally published story I've ever heard that he hasn't even started yet! It's astounding to me how someone so severely obese can manage to stick his entire head that far up his own ass.

It's a bad metaphor too. Gems? Diamonds`? Would fit better if you insist on the mines there but it's dumb either way. Any kind of crafting works better since you're crafting the already existing raw material words into a refined product although I get not wanting to do word smith since that's overdone. Why am I even putting this much thought into it there's not even a point finished the rare earth power it's just drivel and he's a fat idiot who is fat.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Thankfully the player appears to have his vitals returning to normal, though due to intubation, they are keeping him sedated.

Waking up intubated is a terrifying situation. Kudos to the skill and dedication to the trainers and the EMT's.

As per Patrick's opinion that one only performs CPR once the person is clinically dead, he is an idiot. A simple course with the American Heart association will give you all you need to be able to do compressions and you learn that once someone is no responsive, you immediately start compressions.

You don't stand there like a fat slob, waiting to be certain the person is dead.

Also his claim that CPR is not affective, I'm not even sure where the fuck he is pulling this out. In terms of speading potentially dangerous misinformation, I would put this up with his Rambo paint balloon insurgent advice to take out tanks.

Fuck this guy for using a tragic incident as a means to get his rocks off on social media.


I highly recommend all kiwis take a course. Hopefully you will never use it. You'll learn more than just CPR and you could save a life.

Agreed. If you're like me and have a lot of kids, or will be working with a lot of kids take Level B, if not Level A should be good enough as its your basic course.
That being said, I hope Twitter corrects him again. He shouldn't be allowed to spread such dangerous idiocy.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Someone probably died in a NFL game today and Lifeguard Pat makes an appearance. Like clockwork, this fat retard tries to make it about himself.

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This is a ridiculous and easily disprovable claim, as Pat is completely unable to be certified to perform CPR from any reputable source such as the Red Cross or AHA.

His meaty awkward dugong paws and immense girth would completely crush the victim's ribcage and internal organs flat on first compression. If they somehow had titanium ribcage that could miraculously withstand Pat's tonnage, the risk is ran of them waking up and seeing Pat fucking Tomlinson standing over them, which would also cause immediate death from sheer terror. The life-saving purpose is completely defeated.

Pat is only certifiable with regard to the loony bin.

 

[KingOfGains]

>Went to the gym
What? What the fuck does he do at the gym? Admire other guys' muscles? Hookup with muscular gays?

Take fat selfies and pretends to be better than everyone else there. Like most fat people do.

 

[An automatic clown]

What is Pats liver talking about he hit on his lawyers stank sister ?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The only thing Fatrick has done CPR on is his homoerotic sex doll

The only breathing activities Fatty does are into a breathalyzer after leaving Hooligans.

 

[ShinyStar]

It's a bad metaphor too. Gems? Diamonds`? Would fit better if you insist on the mines there but it's dumb either way. Any kind of crafting works better since you're crafting the already existing raw material words into a refined product although I get not wanting to do word smith since that's overdone. Why am I even putting this much thought into it there's not even a point finished the rare earth power it's just drivel and he's a fat idiot who is fat.

Rare earth mines are well known for generating toxic and radioactive waste. A good writer might come up with a diamond. I think toxic waste is a much better metaphor for Pat's work.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Rare earth mines are well known for generating toxic and radioactive waste. A good writer might come up with a diamond. I think toxic waste is a much better metaphor for Pat's work.

Also rare earths aren't that rare or valuable, kinda like bargain basement scifi-schlock writers.

 

[Triple Flutz]

''At 10h30 pm last night, while the rest of the country was counting down to a new year (...)''

How many people were counting down at 22h30 Milwaukee, WI time in the USA?

You don't stand there like a fat slob, waiting to be certain the person is dead.

Things tend to change every few years when I recertify, but last time I did it, they specifically said not to check pulse even because people are retards and can't feel for shit. Unless his training was 15+ years ago, I can't possibly imagine why he would stand around fatly unless it's because he's, well, fat.

 

[FinnSven]

Do you think he got this CPR misinformation from misunderstanding the episode of breaking bad when Walter White claims that they don’t teach the blowing into the mouth anymore?

Breaking Bad Season 2: Episode 1: What's up with him? HD CLIP

What’s happening in this Breaking Bad clip?Tuco (Raymond Cruz) suddenly returns demanding that Walt (Bryan Cranston from Godzilla and Total Recall) save an u...

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Fatrick gets most of his lack of knowledge from tv and movies, then edits it in his memory to being his actual experiences.

 

[Blasterisk]

NFL players aren't built like they used to be. They're built far, far better, which is why starting CPR early is so important.

 

[Ophelia]

The high schooler life guards I know would laugh at this stupid fuck and push him into the pool, where he could be used as a floatation device. Or one of those blobs people jump on in lakes. (Because he is fat, you see)

It's a bad metaphor too. Gems? Diamonds`? Would fit better if you insist on the mines there but it's dumb either way.

I’ve seen composers like Danny Elfman and various writers compare their craft to dipping into a well of inspiration, hoping to find water. That makes more sense than toiling in mines for whatever bullshit. But this didn’t seem manly enough for our porker. I’m picturing him like Zoolander, coughing and carrying on.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I guess? Been a while since I’ve seen that film.

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Put this weird motherfucker in jail.
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[BaskingBarracuda]

More insane bullshitting from Piggy about CPR. Credit to Brotherman LongIslandchomper on the other forum for these:

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Rare honesty from Pat, admitting both of them died. Surprised he didn’t say they both survived, thanked him profusely for saving their life and told everyone he was a hero and a great author.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Rare honesty from Pat, admitting both of them died. Surprised he didn’t say they both survived, thanked him profusely for saving their life and told everyone he was a hero and a great author.

Well id speculate that its because in his porcine little mind he thinks he would be so widely fete'd for saving a life that it would make national news and that would get people to start asking questions like if that's true then why don't I have a shrine to you in my house dude is utterly delusional.