DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil reminds me of a monkey. Let's say you eat a banana in front of a chimpanzee without sharing. Then a week passes. You open up the enclosure to try and get the chimp out for cleaning. Everything is going great and the chimp seems happy until suddenly he jumps out, rips off your face and limbs and starts chewing on your genitals. Why? "You no give banana."

That's Phil. You tell him you have money to tip and don't give it to him, a week later he'll still remember you and throw a fit like "You no give Hulk Hogan."
 
Jesus this has become a long one, strap in for some autism. Thanks to aqua teal for the clipping, for those of you not wanting to subject yourself directly to this absolute mongoloid we call Phil Burnell, read below.
TLDR: Phil is a hypocrite (shocker). Original vid:


Transcription from his stance back in may 2021:

"Mandalorian Warlords says: "maybe hang the YouTube play button on the wall behind me and buy a Shelf with some figures behind me and some cheap LED lights my setup
would look sick". You mean like every other streamer does? like, I started looking like every streamer who has exactly the same setup where they put like
decorations behind them with LED lights. Every fucking streamer does that, it has nothing to do with the streams at all it just makes them all look like they all copied
each other because they have no originality. So why would I want to do what everybody else already fucking does?"

The tip that set off this retarded rant:

"I received a 2.22 tip and uh here we go right: "it's funny you have made fun of professional streamers for using lights but now you're going to yourself"

(1:05) "In this person's mind, Phil said: "everyone who uses lighting is some weird sellout shill weirdo and he doesn't support the practice" but that wasn't what I said at all,
what I said is did you notice that all of a sudden in the last like four or five years almost everyone who live streams full-time has some kind of weird
ambient lighting that looks the same because they all copied each other" [some more shit about thumbnails and repeating what he just said]

(2:04) "they all do it the same because they're in it for the views they're in it for the money because they want to make a buck
they're not doing it to be original, to have meaningful content they just want to be part of the In Crowd that everyone
wants to click on and watch or else they would diversify themselves right"

Motherfucker you are literally saying the thing you claim people have spun your words into. Literally. Word for word.
The spin: "everyone who uses lighting is some weird sellout shill weirdo and he doesn't support the practice"
Phil: "they all do it the same because they're in it for the views they're in it for the money because they want to make a buck"

(2:18) "there's a difference between jumping on a bandwagon for popularity because the bandwagon is popular right now or doing
something because you feel it has intrinsic value. This lighting does it have intrinsic value? I don't know, you guys tell me do you like this, if you
don't you don't and I'll get rid of it"

So when other streamers have a setup like this it's because they are sellout shills and jumping on the bandwagon, but when you do it it somehow becomes
meaningful?

(2:37) "people sadly just want to twist things in a way that I don't say it on purpose, this happens all the time.
Since day one since I've been on the internet 15 years ago everything Phil says has to be twisted. Did I ever
say in absolute that anyone who uses lighting is a jerk or an idiot or a sellout?"

"Did I ever say in absolute that anyone who uses lighting is a jerk or an idiot or a sellout?" You literally said 20 seconds ago that everyone
who has this same lighting is riding the bandwagon and only doing it to make a buck. This has got to be a new retcon record.

(2:53) "I never said that, what I said is everyone tries to look the same on purpose to ride that wave of popularity and I don't agree with that.
Does my stream right now look like everyone else's? can you answer that for me? do I have a ring light? do I have the angle everyone else has? does everyone else have artwork
like this in the background because you know... is there going to be a click bait thumbnail on the stream today Phil's podcast"

Other streamers: Gamer shit with LED lighting
Phil: Gamer shit with LED lighting

"Does my stream right now look like everyone else's?" Yes, but in a way my 3 year old niece would try to copy that.

(3:21) "I could do that easily and I could probably increase my viewership doing that as well but I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to do what everyone else does just for personal gain"

(3:49) "guys trust me 10 years ago when everyone was becoming the same I could have easily become a homogenized content creator and did everything the same as everyone else and I would be 10 times more rich and famous than I am right now but I never cared about that okay"

Hello copium my old friend. I would like to remind you he said the same exact thing about the "react-style content" bandwagon. Phil was staunchly against
this style of content because it was not "meaningful" and only there to make a quick buck. Oh wait what is this?

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Oh and it has the over the top soy faced thumbnail? Wait... Only 3.6k views?
So it has the thumbnail like everyone else, it is the same type of content like everyone else, where
are the millions of views? Why were you still begging for bills during this time? That was supposed to make a quick buck right?

(4:04) "but please don't put words in my mouth. 2.22 Tipper: "see you said all lighting's bad and now you're using lighting you hypocrite".
I never said all lighting was bad, ever. You missed the point."

That's not what he said, he said "it's funny you have made fun of professional streamers for using lights but now you're going to yourself". He is literally pointing to the fact that you derided streamers for all having the same setup as each other
while now doing the exact same thing. Stop gaslighting you retard.

(4:16) "Nine times out of ten the people that criticize me missed the whole point of what they're criticizing and that's why they think that it's some kind of a criticism because they think the world is black and white.
Either Phil likes lighting or he hates it. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, that's an infant's mindset and that's not how life works okay"

So now we have come full circle. We went from may 2021 "Should I start looking like every streamer who has exactly the same setup where they put like
decorations behind them with LED lights" to now having Phil's stream with decorations with LED lights behind him.

You criticize people for thinking in black and white when all they are doing is repeat your words back to you, those same words painting pictures in black and white.
All streamers look and act the same and they are only in it for the money. Sounds pretty black and white to me.

Jesus fucking christ, this set me off. I wasted 45 minutes cooking this shit up, you better appreciate it ❤️
 
The best part about this is yet to come. Because you know the first couple of ''slow'' streams he has, he is going to blame the viewers for wanting the ''new'' set up, how he went to so much effort to put two framed pictures on a table and drop some lights on the floor behind him, and will chastise the people watching for asking for this change and blame them because he thinks this set up will get him 11 million subscribers like Moist has

All the while ignoring the fact these are changes he should have made atleast half a decade ago, and that nobody wants to watch his stream because all it is amounts to is a 40 year old man pretending to be a gamer AND pretending to be in financial distress so he can buy cheeseburgers, sushi so his MomWife doesnt leave him, and j-pegs of retired sweaty muscle men because spending other peoples money on his roster is his biggest achievement outside of the 4th place at Evo, his buisness degree which it's obvious if you have listened to him talk about buisness that his Dad did his course work for him, and being fired from every single job he has ever had.

''He was a very open wallet'' is the biggest compliment he's had since Ive been sucked into the vortex. And he had to beg, lie, and steal to even get that compliment from another degenerate mobile game gambler
 
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Holy shit, DSP sperging out about Plumgorl was fucking cringeworthy.

So lemme get this straight: DSP builds a community of retards and introduces gimmicks where he'd put on shitty vests and glasses and blow bubbles if his fans dropped dime on his streams ang give him likes. They do that in his GoW stream (I can't believe he's still playing this shit; I've beaten it twice) and Phil gets pissy because they aren't focusing on the story while also ranting at the fact that his viewers keep asking him for vests and bubbles.

It's amazing. He's been a streamer for years and yet still doesn't realize that the wants and needs of his viewers are indicative to the community HE made. They want vests and glasses and hates and bubbles because you've made those guaranteed rewards for your viewers, Phil. And yet you won't even give them that all because they aren't paying attention to this boring ass story that has you so enamored.

Phil, if you hate fans bringing up vests and hats and bubbles, then stop playing dress up on your streams.
 
Holy shit, DSP sperging out about Plumgorl was fucking cringeworthy.

So lemme get this straight: DSP builds a community of retards and introduces gimmicks where he'd put on shitty vests and glasses and blow bubbles if his fans dropped dime on his streams ang give him likes. They do that in his GoW stream (I can't believe he's still playing this shit; I've beaten it twice) and Phil gets pissy because they aren't focusing on the story while also ranting at the fact that his viewers keep asking him for vests and bubbles.

It's amazing. He's been a streamer for years and yet still doesn't realize that the wants and needs of his viewers are indicative to the community HE made. They want vests and glasses and hates and bubbles because you've made those guaranteed rewards for your viewers, Phil. And yet you won't even give them that all because they aren't paying attention to this boring ass story that has you so enamored.

Phil, if you hate fans bringing up vests and hats and bubbles, then stop playing dress up on your streams.
Gotta post this again:
 
First off happy new year to all my fellow nudniks.

Dsp just doesn't want to admit that he has what essentially a tard community because that would shatter the "I'm an adult with a serious business" Because lets be real here only dents find dsp dress up appealing. Mind you hes complaining about a situation he created and has pushed forward in the last years.

Lastly a question for yall: Do you think the dents will get more demanding this year?
 
Presented without cahntext, and a much better Photoshop job than what I could do.

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It says a lot that about Phil that the only reason this would never happen is because he'd bitch that it's too hot in his office to wear something like that.

Not even saying he's racist just after the unbelievable lack of awareness with the Nazi hat I could see him buying some cheap shit off Amazon that just so happens to resemble Klan attire.
 
I was checking out yesterday's late stream, and even though I'm used to his bullshit after all these years, my mouth still fell open at the very end of it. He managed to retcon his whole ringlight/too much effort put in by other streamers-rant from the early stream without flinching.

What he said on the early stream:



What he said on the late stream, some hours later:




It's the literal opposite of what he said just hours before. All of a sudden he's interested in angles, tripods and ring lights, mere hours after shitting on content creators who put effort into those kind of things.

DSP is an alien, right? He has to be. No human being can be this toxic, dishonest and not self-aware.
 
I was checking out yesterday's late stream, and even though I'm used to his bullshit after all these years, my mouth still fell open at the very end of it. He managed to retcon his whole ringlight/too much effort put in by other streamers-rant from the early stream without flinching.

What he said on the early stream:

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What he said on the late stream, some hours later:

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It's the literal opposite of what he said just hours before. All of a sudden he's interested in angles, tripods and ring lights, mere hours after shitting on content creators who put effort into those kind of things.

DSP is an alien, right? He has to be. No human being can be this toxic, dishonest and not self-aware.
Korsakoff's Syndrome is a helluva thing.

And speaking of cringe:

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I'm a bit behind, but the main thrust behind his FedEx tantrum was that he feigned distress and guilted DasBoSchitt into doing a cross country Christmas time overnight delivery and then missed the delivery anyways and he wanted to push the blame off himself to not risk pissing off the paypig, right?
yes. Though there was not one thought about pissing off a paypig. Just 'none on me'
 
I was checking out yesterday's late stream, and even though I'm used to his bullshit after all these years, my mouth still fell open at the very end of it. He managed to retcon his whole ringlight/too much effort put in by other streamers-rant from the early stream without flinching.

What he said on the early stream:

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What he said on the late stream, some hours later:

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It's the literal opposite of what he said just hours before. All of a sudden he's interested in angles, tripods and ring lights, mere hours after shitting on content creators who put effort into those kind of things.

DSP is an alien, right? He has to be. No human being can be this toxic, dishonest and not self-aware.
I am convinced that Phil has a multiple person disorder. You can't be this demented shitting on other content creators and then doing the same thing showing interest in setting up your quipment this fast. That or his alcohol abuse has left permanent damage to his brain
 
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