Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Hybrid Icing]

Someone else im not sure if it was here or elsewhere suggested we should look into the impact of putting teenage girls onto the contraceptive pill as a routine thing in the light of so many of them having these apparent collapses into hypermobility/pain/autoimmune/psych related issues at that point in their lives.
I reckon they might be onto something.

Another way to "cure" people like Jordan is to take their phones and throw them into a river

 

[TheBigZee]

CTE was just kind of an example of an unknown. I wonder how many people would still put their daughters in gymnastics if they knew Simone Biles average pain level. You gotta wonder if some women might have the soft tissue equivelant of CTE later in life.

Simone Biles Talks Injuries, Says 'It Feels Weird If I'm Not in Pain'…

archived 30 Dec 2022 05:34:23 UTC

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[Oracular Slug]

I wouldn't be surprised if gymnastics could cause CTE. Any rapid deceleration of your head (like, say, on the uneven bars...) is not great for the ol' brainpan. Falling could concuss someone and then there's potential post-concussion syndrome, which can cause dysautonomia.

I guess there's a plausible physical etiology. It doesn't really line up with usual CTE symptoms but I'm mostly familiar with football players. Though I don't think it's a huge stretch to assume the pretty petite gymnast and bulk hulkmeat the linebacker would have very different expressions of CTE symptoms.

Minor power level here, but in my younger days I did aerials and any sudden stop means something has gone wrong. I really doubt you’re risking CTE if you don’t fall on your head. Can definitely fuck up your joints though.

Also, I trained with someone who actually had hEDS and she was a riot. None of this poor pitiful me crap, plenty “I’m gonna regret this later but watch this”, and lots and lots of athletic tape.

 

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Also, I trained with someone who actually had hEDS and she was a riot. None of this poor pitiful me crap, plenty “I’m gonna regret this later but watch this”, and lots and lots of athletic tatape.

I suspect that this person might not appreciate the extent to which they will really regret this later. I'd like to see them at 45. Will resist the PL but based on familial experience.

Yvie Oddly the drag queen with (believable IMO) hEDS talks about losing his skills year on year and how he Is eventually going to have to quit due to the condition.

Drag Race icon Yvie Oddly shares health update with fans

Drag Race legend Yvie Oddly has opened up about their deeply personal journey with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS).

www.thepinknews.com

Double posting yet again because of broken farms but I think it's time for this. For a long time farmers have speculated about what horrors might lurk behind an account which has orbited Bee
(Bernie Crisp @theofficialdancenabled Bernardette Crisp) shes been up to some search engine avoidance measures.

and the crisps for some years with variations on the name Pri4ate D4ncer. Currently
@priv4te_d4ncer2
And
priv4te_d4ncer3

on insta

Here's bee giving it a shout out recently but this goes back a lot longer. Kiwis have tried and failed to follow it on insta but it guards its privacy tightly.

Now Private Noncer as I've come to call it has just announced its intention to flounce off instgram after copping yet another ban for being fucking creepy so now's the time to let you all know I've had an account in on it for a while now. Here's my investigation into Bee's good buddy Private Noncer.


I've had to think long and hard about how to do this without doxing a bunch of innocent little girls and teenagers and also showing you all a bunch of squicky shit so I'll put it all in a spoiler first of all and before we start there is nothing here that is CP or nudity. All this content was publically posted on Instagram mostly by the mothers of these girls who see nothing wrong with it. That said there is a lot here that will make any sane person very uncomfortable and I've done my best to anonymise any kids.
Some things I will describe rather than post.

Spoiler: Noncevestigation

So first of all, this account does not easily accept new followers and vetted me first of all to see if I was someone they knew. Apparently people this account interacts with often have to make new accounts. Private noncer has several backups as it's on its 3rd or 4th incarnation.



My back story passes the sniff test and I'm in.

Bendy little girls in leotards as far as the eye can see. Lots of leg spreading poses. Standing splits a favourite. I noticed that although there are plenty of boy dancers in the follows of the page none are ever featured. Private has a type but I'll get to that.




So far so squicky so I went to the followers list still with my initial thoughts being this is going to be a ring of pedophiles and I'll find lots of single male profiles here.
My first impression was I've got it wrong. This is just a promotion account. They're just promoting dancer accounts. It's all little dancers, dance moms and a handful of male photographers (possible ick?)



But why the secrecy and security? What's the point of being promoted and featured on a locked down page? It doesn't make much sense.
I looked a little closer into the followers.
I could only find a tiny handful of non dance industry related males and wierd sock or backup accounts. All approved and followed by Noncer. It's not a pedo ring. This is one person using the account to cultivate relationships with little dancing girls.


literally the only males amongst thousands of followers on this account are a tiny handful of randoms, dance industry professionals and....Daddy Crisp. Wierd.


So. Private dancer exists to promote little girl dancers within a closely guarded closed loop of people who are already known to each other and none of whom have particular industry power beyond being photographers.
Photoshoots are promoted with the ostensible aim of selling and promoting dancewear


But how much of the leotard sales industry actually takes place over Instagram? Who is the actual intended audience of this?

Spoiler: noncey

The page runs an ambassador scheme and offers girls "features". It's unclear how one becomes an ambassador but the ambassadors clearly have a special relationship with Private Noncer and they're all older teens. They seem to be heavier girls who are aging out of dance. We were just talking about the Puberty Monster and what a vulnerable time in a girls life this must be when she's dedicated her childhood to dance only to see the opportunities flying away.



Notice the hashtags #dancerscomeinallsizes.

And then there are the "friends". I'm going to put the next bit under a spoiler and just try and show you a small selection of how Private Noncer describes their young "friends" with porny Images and captions without doxing all these kids.

There are 2 types. In particular there are 2 younger girls of particular interest who are shown time and time again often in slow motion performing leg spreading flexibility routines to songs like "boom boom pow". Both black and both hypermobile. S is about 8 and from a poor country possibly an African nation. She's clearly her families big hope and her mother is so desperate for their meal ticket out of poverty she's blind to the exploitation. A seems to be American but in a similar situation and similar to S in looks, age and flexibility.

There are also 2 or 3 older curvier white teenage girls. Whether Noncer likes them curvy or just picks them because they'll be vulnerable is debatable.

Spoiler: noncey

And just in case there's any doubt of Bee's close personal relationship to this creep she is the page's official Adaptive Dance Liaison.




In conclusion Private Noncer has no identifying information on their page but I'm convinced it's a one man grooming operation where this person has an online harem of gullible teens and mothers sending them personally tailored spank material in exchange for being "featured" on a locked down private page. Bee is some kind of useful idiot accessory to grooming and that's kind of relevant for the next part of what Bee has been up to (clue it involves 12 year old girls).

The big question everyone wants to know and nobody can answer is Is Daddy Crisp Private Noncer. Honestly I can't tell you.

All I can tell you is that Noncer's flounce from insta coincides with Daddy crisp posting an uncharacteristic flurry of passive aggressive memes about women and complaining of depression. Coincidence? Maybe.

 

[Turtlebees]

Your whole centre of gravity changes once your child bearing hips and tits come in all those inversions and flips your muscle memory has trained for are suddenly hard mode.

We were just recently watching one of the coaches perform at my kids acro gym club's end of year show, a former highly competitive gymnast, mid to late 20s at a guess, who dropped out due to injury. Her floor work was fine but you could see it in every serious trick where she had to invert her body how much she was struggling even with her insane visible muscle tone compared to the younger girls who can just flip about like it's nothing.
She just wasn't the right shape any more and the only way she could have remained that way would be to ana chan herself. Maybe even then just not quite gymnast tiny.

Kiddo only does it for fun but there's something insane about watching the level some of these girls train to and how much of their lives it eats up at squad level only for it to be all for nothing for the vast majority of them.

What does happen to your body when you train like that on malleable child bones then stop?

There are always arguements in predominantly fan circles about wanting to lower the technical content of skating programs, in particular, to accommodate how difficult it is for older girls and women, as well as taller boys, to compete with tiny youngsters who can whip themselves around in quadruple jumps. Some want to watch people "just skate" while others are all about pushing the jump envelope as far as it can go. Fans of elite women's gymnastics are split between those who want to see what they call 'adult bodies' and those who consider the older girls now competing less graceful and too "muscle-y and ugly". Overall, there's a notable ick factor in all this woman-versus-dainty-little-girl esthetic argument that I find off-putting.

Those within both sports, and dance too, tend to aspire toward hitting all the elements and that, as you noted, is greatly advantaged by having a specific build. I'm going to try not to powerlevel all over this post, but I was encouraged toward a potential high-performance track early based in large part on natural flexibility, my body shape, and that both my parents fit the physical requirements. I didn't become elite, grew to be a little taller than average, and actually switched sports into something less body obsessed but I still ended up with a raging eating disorder and a dislike for pushing kids too hard at any activity to the exclusion of all other fun kid stuff.

I guess I'm fine with, and would even encourage, recreational involvement in all three for kids - I was into all of them to varying degrees and really loved being able to make my body do things not everyone else could - but once it becomes highly competitive and judgemental I start wondering if it's all worth it when balanced against the negatives.




In reference to the many injury posts:

Any activity that requires flipping your body around in the air and, when executed correctly, landing hard on your feet leads to assorted damage. Constant small injury punctuated by occasional major pain is just part of training. I don't know anyone who leaned heavily into dance/gym/skate who doesn't have some type of arthritis or surgeries or concussion history or all three and more. I will admit to having the world's ugliest feet, complete with bent, arthritic toes and lumps everywhere - it's a trade-off for doing something you love. You could say the same about most sports.

I'd never discourage anyone from taking up a sport they could enjoy and become a stronger person participating in just because they might get hurt. Sure, it could, and likely will, happen but getting hit by a truck could happen too. Most kids come out mentally and physically fine from childhood athletic activities so long as they participate in a non-toxic setting and the sport doesn't consume their entire lives.

And since I'm powerleveling already - I'm hyperflexible and have no noticeable issues with joint pain in adulthood aside from the foot problems that are not untypical of someone who spent too much time wearing skates and pointe shoes.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I suspect that this person might not appreciate the extent to which they will really regret this later. I'd like to see them at 45. Will resist the PL but based on familial experience.

Yvie Oddly the drag queen with (believable IMO) hEDS talks about losing his skills year on year and how he Is eventually going to have to quit due to the condition.

Drag Race icon Yvie Oddly shares health update with fans

Drag Race legend Yvie Oddly has opened up about their deeply personal journey with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS).

www.thepinknews.com

Wow. PrivateNoncer has made me suspicious for YEARS. I never would have suspected that a kiwi would successfully infiltrate. Good fucking job you, good job.

I've been convinced that the private dancer account was the key to an international pedo ring for years and while its squicky its not quite what I expected.

The fact that that account is so over the top about security while remaining staunchly anonymous and incognito is in itself suspicious. Almost every account that they feature is associated with a real person and their real name. The only account with no name and no face is one doing the featuring. It really could be anybody and I find that extremely creepy.

It's hard to figure out what these ambassadors get out their association and what, if anything, is the product? Is it the girls themselves? Are the ambassadors just recruiters and camouflage? I feel like we're missing something. I wish we could ask someone involved what they get out it, what they're selling, and why they associate at all... After all, like you said, this is a private account with strict security. How broad could their reach really be?

There doesn't seem to be any actual institutions, schools, or businesses involved. I didn't notice anything for sale either. The contest was confusing as well. Why would anyone want or care if they're "featured" on a small private account? What do they get out of it? Does the contest exist merely to trick young girls into risqué poses?

This account isn't what I expected it to be but I remain squicked. Something is not right about it. The only thing that the accounts associated with privatedancer seem to have in common is very young and vulnerable young women.

Whoever runs the account has an unhealthy obsession with these accounts. It's not like they're the parents of a similarly aged dancer, they would have mentioned it for sure. If they're not selling a product then they're commodifying the girls...

 

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Wow. PrivateNoncer has made me suspicious for YEARS. I never would have suspected that a kiwi would successfully infiltrate. Good fucking job you, good job.

I've been convinced that the private dancer account was the key to an international pedo ring for years and while its squicky its not quite what I expected.

The fact that that account is so over the top about security while remaining staunchly anonymous and incognito is in itself suspicious. Almost every account that they feature is associated with a real person and their real name. The only account with no name and no face is one doing the featuring. It really could be anybody and I find that extremely creepy.

It's hard to figure out what these ambassadors get out their association and what, if anything, is the product? Is it the girls themselves? Are the ambassadors just recruiters and camouflage? I feel like we're missing something. I wish we could ask someone involved what they get out it, what they're selling, and why they associate at all... After all, like you said, this is a private account with strict security. How broad could their reach really be?

There doesn't seem to be any actual institutions, schools, or businesses involved. I didn't notice anything for sale either. The contest was confusing as well. Why would anyone want or care if they're "featured" on a small private account? What do they get out of it? Does the contest exist merely to trick young girls into risqué poses?

This account isn't what I expected it to be but I remain squicked. Something is not right about it. The only thing that the accounts associated with privatedancer seem to have in common is very young and vulnerable young women.

Whoever runs the account has an unhealthy obsession with these accounts. It's not like they're the parents of a similarly aged dancer, they would have mentioned it for sure. If they're not selling a product then they're commodifying the girls...

After long consideration I think it's just as simple as naive girls and their ignorant parents wanting to grow their online following. Every time Noncer does a competition they get sent hundreds of pics and videos of young girls, the winner gets "featured" and that's it.
Whether Noncer is part of a wider network then distributing the material or whether its a private archive I don't know.
Clearly a lot goes on in DMs that we don't see.
ETA
Another reason now seemed the perfect time to drop this is we were talking about the also rans of the dance and gymnastics world and its clear that while some of the page followers may be elite dancers and the type who may be picked up by the elite schools the girls being featured are not.
They're vulnerable to exploitation because they're grasping at straws trying to make their careers happen.

 

[ZB927]

It's hard to figure out what these ambassadors get out their association and what, if anything, is the product? Is it the girls themselves? Are the ambassadors just recruiters and camouflage? I feel like we're missing something. I wish we could ask someone involved what they get out it, what they're selling, and why they associate at all... After all, like you said, this is a private account with strict security. How broad could their reach really be?

There doesn't seem to be any actual institutions, schools, or businesses involved. I didn't notice anything for sale either. The contest was confusing as well. Why would anyone want or care if they're "featured" on a small private account? What do they get out of it?

Of the people on my SM accounts, how many of them do I know (or care) how strict their security is or whether their accounts are public or private? Not many. These families don't have time to look that deeply into an account's background or they're just not smart enough to care.

The moms just want to spam their kid out there, in case someone from the higher echelon of gymnastics is looking or something.

 

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Just quickly archiving private dancer's backup account in case they realise and boot me and I'm struck by just how much Bee there is there compared to the other girls. 84 posts backed up out of nearly 8000 and 6 are bee including 3 of the first posts the account made.
Per a post there are 32 permanent Ambassadors including Bee so shes still heavy hitting there out of 84 posts. Of the content they chose to back up its really interesting its so Bee-heavy. Also want to point out the similar wording to Bee's attempt to contact minors with her Kindness Ambassadors which was rumoured to have got the crisps a visit from the police, and abruptly stopped without explanation.

Spoiler: Crisp-heavy backup account archive

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

If Private Noncer is Daddy Crisp, do you think Bee knows it?

 

[unexpected onions]

If Private Noncer is Daddy Crisp, do you think Bee knows it?

Yes. She is just as creepy as daddy.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Just quickly archiving private dancer's backup account in case they realise and boot me and I'm struck by just how much Bee there is there compared to the other girls. 84 posts backed up out of nearly 8000 and 6 are bee including 3 of the first posts the account made.
Per a post there are 32 permanent Ambassadors including Bee so shes still heavy hitting there out of 84 posts. Of the content they chose to back up its really interesting its so Bee-heavy. Also want to point out the similar wording to Bee's attempt to contact minors with her Kindness Ambassadors which was rumoured to have got the crisps a visit from the police, and abruptly stopped without explanation.

Spoiler: Crisp-heavy backup account archive

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Are you going to Dm them for the story of why they lost their accounts? Lol. I still think this account is fucking weird. The Bee heaviness really drives it home for me. If it is D Crispy then that's really really weird... You're out here doing the good work Tree. Thank you for this latest investigation.

 

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Are you going to Dm them for the story of why they lost their accounts? Lol. I still think this account is fucking weird. The Bee heaviness really drives it home for me. If it is D Crispy then that's really really weird... You're out here doing the good work Tree. Thank you for this latest investigation.

That's an old post and no no neghole pozzing beyond a few white lies to get a mole into the private account. (I gave the deliberate impression my account was run by a young girl/woman in the dance world looking to grow her following) I don't interact I just observe.

I dont honestly know if bee knows that it's Daddy IF it's Daddy. They chat in the comments a bit and will call each other my friend or my old friend, stuff like that. Never names but it's clear there's a long standing relationship going on in DMs. Could it have been something he set up with the purpose of monitoring her online, blowing smoke up her ass about being a real dancer/choreographer (that's where a lot of the impetus for that has come from) and also access to lots of little girls? Maybe. As long as Bee is a dancer and hangs out online with lots of little dancing girls Daddy has a reason to be in that world online without suspicion.

A lot of legit brands run these ambassador schemes but as pointed out there's a product being sold. The pages are public. The brands are transparent although I bet if you look at the page followers you'll find a large number of creeps.

Just for visual comparison some screenshots of the top search results for "dancewear" on insta. These are all legit pages selling dancewear. Even the ones which make heavy use of little girl models it's clear the product is the leotard.
Some of the girls on Noncers page are ambassadors for these brands.

Spoiler: comparison shots

Some morning Rose content. Rose shows us all her disgusting saline Lavage procedure.
Note the hand contractures have vanished.

Also note her strong cough which is an indicator against needing a trach.
And finally admits she has completely ruined her life and health for this accessory. Hopefully she's setting the scene to get it removed.

 

[UncommonParlence]

That's an old post and no no neghole pozzing beyond a few white lies to get a mole into the private account. (I gave the deliberate impression my account was run by a young girl/woman in the dance world looking to grow her following) I don't interact I just observe.

I dont honestly know if bee knows that it's Daddy IF it's Daddy. They chat in the comments a bit and will call each other my friend or my old friend, stuff like that. Never names but it's clear there's a long standing relationship going on in DMs. Could it have been something he set up with the purpose of monitoring her online, blowing smoke up her ass about being a real dancer/choreographer (that's where a lot of the impetus for that has come from) and also access to lots of little girls? Maybe. As long as Bee is a dancer and hangs out online with lots of little dancing girls Daddy has a reason to be in that world online without suspicion.

A lot of legit brands run these ambassador schemes but as pointed out there's a product being sold. The pages are public. The brands are transparent although I bet if you look at the page followers you'll find a large number of creeps.

Just for visual comparison some screenshots of the top search results for "dancewear" on insta. These are all legit pages selling dancewear. Even the ones which make heavy use of little girl models it's clear the product is the leotard.
Some of the girls on Noncers page are ambassadors for these brands.

Spoiler: comparison shots

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Some morning Rose content. Rose shows us all her disgusting saline Lavage procedure.
Note the hand contractures have vanished.
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Also note her strong cough which is an indicator against needing a trach.
And finally admits she has completely ruined her life and health for this accessory. Hopefully she's setting the scene to get it removed.
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Uggghhhh. Ole neck hole squicks me out boy howdy. So surprising she admits to lying, trying to cheat the system, and that the trach was a mistake. Of course she means trying to cheat the reaper but I think we all know that she knows as well as we do that she's a lying sack'o shit. She's soooooo close to honesty here though. Still trying to push the nebulous "terminal" condition though. Who gets a fucking track for a seizure disorder? Rose still gets the award for least realistic seizure representation in my book. Her doctors deserve to lose their licenses though. There's nothing wrong with her that a little intensive therapy mixed with a few electroconvulsive treatments couldn't fix. I'm not even sure why she claims to be terminal and what her progressive disease is... besides aforementioned nebulous "seizure" disorder. She's weirdly committed to her munch though, I'll give her that.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Happy new year! I spent the recent downtime caused by a certain shovel-faced Tru 'n' Honest preparing new kahntent.



A fucking lot of it. While I sort through my new friends and decide what order to post them in, have an update on some of my favorites from 2022!

Spoiler: roll call!

Cheyanne Perry, d/b/a @hospitalprncss, who dragged me kicking and screaming out of retirement and made me accept this is just what I do forever now and I don't have a choice in the matter, was last seen being disappointed that she couldn't get a multi-visceral transplant of the organs of a deceased child.


She moved out of SC and away from her munchie bubble. She's somewhere cold and snowy, where ever she is.


Nothing else interesting has happened. But she's back to looking like an ana-chan instead of Lisa Simpson on steroids so I guess the shaky equilibrium she reached with her failing organs has held out thusfar.

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Faith Ann Morfitt, d/b/a wildflowers.in.her.hair, creepy Christian skinwalker who got called out by several people for stealing their stories wholesale, last seen scamming a music charity for sick children and accidentally revealing that she almost definitely lied about having her spine fused when she showed off her smooth, scar-free back in a swimsuit.

She apparently got MALS surgery right after that.


Still posting bland platitudes, taking ridiculous munchie photo shoots and being the prettiest fairy princess ballerina. Sometimes while pretending to cry at the sight of her pointe shoes.


She claims she almost died over the summer and was unable to walk because of her fusion, which is the story she skinwalked from the girl who called her out. Do you see that? Yes. Yes indeed. Our own Faith is having a MAGIC JESUS HEALING SAGA!!! She's gotten engaged to her suspiciously smiley man-slave and a new mystery treatment is helping her walk again. GOD IS SO FAITHFUL!


And what results! Faith can now stand and dance on her wheelchair seat AND slam herself into it bending her spine.


First reel filmed standing!!! We're just gonna ignore the like, four other reels before this where she was also standing I guess.


It's a true miracle! Jesus has returned full mobility to her fused spine! He is so wonderful tht he apparently made the titanium hardware in her fused spine flexible for her and only her, allowing her to retain all the benefits of the spinal fusion but also do deep dips while dancing!


Her year in review explains that on January 1, 2022 she and God went on a little movie date and God was like "dude just stand up, you can walk, stop doing this pretend cripple shit in my name." and then she stood! Man imagine being so far up your own ass that you lie about something like this, like all those people with SCIs and degenerative nerve diseases and shit just didn't want to walk as bad as Jesus's Favorite Ballerina Princess. Like, have you even TRIED asking jesus for a personal miracle? Have you even bothered inviting him on a movie date?


And now she's doing this super gross "biblical femininity" thing because vanity's a sin but if you frame your expensive wardrobe and cosmetics habits Biblically it's being a good wife.


I don't follow stories because like, I can't possibly be assed to give any of these girls that much of my daily attention, but it seems she is now using her tubes as her excuse to show off her ring over and over. We know where this one's going: Magic Jesus Healing Saga will end the minute she's legally married. See you whenever that is, kiddo.

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Katie Stanina, d/b/a spoonfulofhope_katie, the one where I made everyone really fucking sad because she has a legitimate learning disability and is just functional enough to not need a guardian, but nowhere near enough to understand that the other girls on social media are lying to her. When last we left Katie she had spent months in the hospital after going into status epilepticus, after her very real epilepsy was brushed off as attention-seeking because she spent years malingering in local ERs. She was placed in an induced coma to protect her brain. She was fitted with a trach and the goal at the time was weaning her off of it.

In May she was home at last, two weeks seizure free, but still had the trach. She's on a ketogenic diet, not the chaffles kind but the carefully measured kind for people with epilepsy, where every gram of carbohydrates must be carefully balanced out by fat and protein.


And she has a vagus nerve stimulator, an implantable device for intractable epilepsy that is working very well for her. She describes it as basically a pacemaker, but for her brain. She's absolutely terrified of ending up back in the hospital now that she's home.


Unfortunately in July she has a setback and the device has to be recalibrated.


Her grandma dies and she genuinely wants to go to the memorial service, but another round of seizures and another hospitalization mean she can't.


Her whole family gets SuperCovid and has to be hospitalized.


She's finally able to get the trach out safely but because of the amount of scar tissue that built up they had to just change to a smaller one. This kid can't catch a break. I think the last post is just a repeat of previous events and not another round of bullshit.


Still clinging to the social media diagnoses that got her here in the first place. Remember that unlike most of these girls there's a REALLY good chance that Katie honestly believes she has these illnesses.


Hospitalized again after she has seizures following a procedure. I think they were trying to put an even smaller trach in now.


during another round of bad seizures, they have to put an intraosseous line in her leg bones. So this is really interesting, because she actually admits not all her seizures are real. While she has EEGs documenting that she has real seizures including the status epilepticus, she also has psychogenic seizures. I know normally I would that PNES is just the neurologist trying to get rid of them without calling them out for faking but in Katie's case, I think she really is so anxious and traumatized from her real seizures and the fact that they have almost killed her that she responds to finding out she had a real, severe seizure and is back in the ICU by having psychogenic ones. Which is like, heartbreaking and terrifying and shit. BUT because of her long history of running to the ER for "anaphylaxis" that was just anxiety over and over, plus the psychogenic seizure diagnosis, the ER docs are brushing her off as a faker even though she now has a very real life threatening disease. This results in things getting so bad they have to drill into her bones when they realize the mistake. The whole thing is a mess.


Going to see her neurologist, who appears to be a very good doctor who is doing everything possible to keep Katie alive and give her some QOL back.


Most recently she announced that she has reached a one-month seizure-free milestone. I know I am like the biggest weepy bitch on the farms for this but god damn, I really just want this one to get better.

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Katie Schmude, d/b/a service_dog_rosie, tragically DFE'd. she still uses her insta to post in other girls' comments sections but she rarely if ever posts on her own account and her tiktok is gone from what I can tell.

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Rachel Denton d/b/a Magically.Mozart, the one that went from RA to chronic lyme to the usual suspects trying to buy a fake disability so she could justify a service dog, then had endocarditis that caused a bunch of strokes. She learned that real disability is not very fun.

She spent the summer traveling, including taking her first solo flight since before the strokes.


She's back to training new dogs for NHSD and still works at Disney.


All the hard work has paid off and she is starting to be able to walk again. Still needs a cane but it's a big improvement over not being able to stand at all.


Her medical posts recently all seem to be either monitoring or treatment for the damage from the endocarditis and strokes.


She's living her best life.


Two years post-stroke, she celebrates her survival and recovery. Good for you Rachel.

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Shelby Lynn Logsdon/"Julian Gavino" d.b.a @The.disabled.hippie will unfortunately be discussed in another post. Maybe. If I feel like wasting brain cells deciphering her drivel.
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Denae Manchester, d/b/a @poisonhivey. MCAS faker with hilarious "anaphylaxis" selfies. Changed her handle to denae_thriving143 and is private.
NEVER FORGET!

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Madeleine-Camille "MC" Preuninger d/b/a @wheelaremyoyster, autistic food allergy/MCAS munchie who dissolved her bones with steroids in a quest to justify using a wheelchair and playing adaptive sports. Her spine collapsed and causes a real SCI and she learned wheelchairs aren't fun when you can't just hop out of them when you want. Last seen revealing that she also developed a life-threatening allergy she thought she wanted and that also sucked.

She's just really into adaptive sports now.


And she's reconciled with her family after they kicked her out for a "suicide attempt" (she ate a food she claimed to be but was not actually allergic to and announced it by reading a poem, lmao). Oh, and wheelchair life still sucks.

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Brynn Duncan d/b/a brynnkaitlyn. Queen of the Afrin MCAS Munchies with a decade long history of faking and a viral feature on CNN that inspired many a social media munchie. One of the most prolific hospital-cloggers turned boring steroid blob. When last we saw her, her beloved service dog Toby had lost his battle with osteosarcoma and she had gotten a new puppy named Taz to train.

And by train I mean drag it to disney. Moose, the other service dog that Toby was supposed to replace after she finally almost admit he was never really trained and never happy working, has also died.


She keeps gaining weight and it's making the button feeding tube pull so tight that it's breaking down the tissue around it, so she's switched to the "dangler"


Reveals that moose also died of cancer, age 10.


she bought herself one of those cheapo folding power chairs but hops out of it when she wants a fun photo op, #justmunchiethings. Give Kids the World Village is a charity for young children with critical illnesses that gives them weeklong vacations in a huge themepark-like resort just outside of Disney World/Universal. Brynn is at a ticketed event. Imagine LARPing like this for attention at a place where children with cancer and terminal illnesses come to escape their dreadful realities.


Remember when she claimed she could only tolerate one brand of feeding tube formula and everything else set off her MCAS? I guess she's feeling better!

I archived most of these reels but the upload speed right now is super slow and most of them are just the same stupid fluff we've seen a thousand times. See you soon.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Amazing how motivated these girls are to improve their mobility when they get an actual disability.

 

[pictures of the moon]

Uggghhhh. Ole neck hole squicks me out boy howdy. So surprising she admits to lying, trying to cheat the system, and that the trach was a mistake. Of course she means trying to cheat the reaper but I think we all know that she knows as well as we do that she's a lying sack'o shit. She's soooooo close to honesty here though. Still trying to push the nebulous "terminal" condition though. Who gets a fucking track for a seizure disorder? Rose still gets the award for least realistic seizure representation in my book. Her doctors deserve to lose their licenses though. There's nothing wrong with her that a little intensive therapy mixed with a few electroconvulsive treatments couldn't fix. I'm not even sure why she claims to be terminal and what her progressive disease is... besides aforementioned nebulous "seizure" disorder. She's weirdly committed to her munch though, I'll give her that.

She claims stiff person syndrome, which is extremely rare. And having breathing problems as a symptom is rare within this rare disorder. That's why she's saying she thought the trache would help her breathe when she has spasms, you have extreme spasms in the trunk with SPS, but i can't find much about it affecting breathing.

It's actually all just FND

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

She claims stiff person syndrome, which is extremely rare. And having breathing problems as a symptom is rare within this rare disorder. That's why she's saying she thought the trache would help her breathe when she has spasms, you have extreme spasms in the trunk with SPS, but i can't find much about it affecting breathing.

It's actually all just FND

Are Chelsea and Rose both claiming SPS? I know Chelsea’s got her own thread now but I wonder which is more dramatic - Chelsea’s performance or getting an unnecessary trach.

 

[pictures of the moon]

Are Chelsea and Rose both claiming SPS? I know Chelsea’s got her own thread now but I wonder which is more dramatic - Chelsea’s performance or getting an unnecessary trach.

I haven't read her thread yet, but looks like it. It's the new hip and happening diagnosis! Now that Celine Dinone is out it will be fun to see if more will claim it.

 

[babyTAP]

After long consideration I think it's just as simple as naive girls and their ignorant parents wanting to grow their online following. Every time Noncer does a competition they get sent hundreds of pics and videos of young girls, the winner gets "featured" and that's it.
Whether Noncer is part of a wider network then distributing the material or whether its a private archive I don't know.
Clearly a lot goes on in DMs that we don't see.

Yes. And not necessarily on that account. The submissions for the features are how they sus out who would be easiest to exploit based off what's in the background, what the kid is wearing how desperate the mom seems etc. The information for those kids is handed off (or sold/traded) to someone else who will "organically" materialize to offer a paid "modeling opportunity" ...oh, but first they need THEM to prove THEY aren't fake by sending brand new "audition" photos of the kid. You can imagine where it goes from there.