Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I'm Just A Worm said:
Well I may be a retarded newfag who knows nothing about nothin’, but I’ve also seen the opposite phenomenon as a fan thread - where people fucking hate someone so much, they can’t handle anyone liking their content. So they spam up a thread with legitimate furious sperging, claiming everyone who said anything positive are boot-lickers, inevitably turning it into a slap fight. And then when they get quarantined to fight in a separate thread, they claim the mods are biased.

I like slap fights actually and enjoy spergouts and retarded drama so I dont’ really care, but I’m just saying LMFAO.

I actually like how on Kiwi Farms mods and Null openly express their opinions and can disagree/shit on/make fun of other users, but you’re still allowed to stay on the site and say whatever you want even if that’s the case. The rest of the Internet is full of incredibly biased Jannies that pretend they’re virtuously neutral, and you’re not even allowed to express opinions other people don’t like because you’ll just get censored or banned immediately. I’d rather be in a place where you get roasted and people are straightforward then a hugbox full of niggers (and by niggers I mean censorious, pearl-clutching Caucasian leftists/trannies).

To keep things on topic, Kino Casino is shit.
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I think when it comes down to it, people need to just not be mouthfrothingly invested in cows/ecelebs, whether its hate or love, it gets creepy and retarded after a certain point.

Unless its Lord Edge. I'll kill every one of you and then myself if anyone has anything bad to say about him.

I remember once Null said something like: This is a comedy forum for making fun and laughing. Before hitting post, you should ask yourself "Is my post funny?"

I think when you look at the retard posters, whether it's of love or hate, its always faggots who cant even make or take jokes cause they take this shit too seriously.
 
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ASHTON B-B-BACK IT UP!
 
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disavow said:
Wasn't there something about these two Canadian faggots coming to Ralphamania? Was that hot air or have they said anything about it lately? Will they snipe it or just leave gold content on the ground like they've been doing?
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Too busy snorting boxes of wine, aborting children and dying alone in the frozen cabin
 
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I await the evening where the opening monologue by PPP goes something like:

"Welcome to the Kino Casino. We have quite the show for you all, but let's recap the events of this week. So, as you all might remember, Mr. Morris made an appearance at Ralphamania. He caught Ralph in the back of the head with a chair, knocking the pill popping, fat, alcoholic felon out cold, before stuffing Mr. Vickers' legal papers into Ralph's mouth like Ted Dibiase used to do with $100 bills back in the day.
That of course was just another L in a series of Ls suffered by Ralph. As you might know, the moment Pantsu walked out of the airport and stepped onto American soil, she turned to Ralph and said 'Ralph you're fat and I won't have sex with you anymore', then handed Cozy Rozy off to a family of immigrants and jumped into a car with 5 black men.
More Ls were taken by Ralph later on at the event when the security staff Ralph hired refused to check anyone's anus and Ralph nearly got beat up after yelling at the head security guy like, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M ETHAN RALPH, OWNER AND OPERATOR OF THE KILLSTREAM AND CERTIFIED INTERNET CELEBRITY!
Then, if that wasn't bad enough Andy, two of the wrestlers that Ralph had performing came out high on xanax and cocaine, which ended with the front row getting set on fire, burning several spectators. Now Ralph is potentially getting sued by a dozen people or basically, the whole audience.
It's been a real tough week for the Ralphamale. He's being felted left and right. Might be about time for him to do a flip off the nearest overpass there buddy."
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
I await the evening where the opening monologue by PPP goes something like:

"Welcome to the Kino Casino. We have quite the show for you all, but let's recap the events of this week. So, as you all might remember, Mr. Morris made an appearance at Ralphamania. He caught Ralph in the back of the head with a chair, knocking the pill popping, fat, alcoholic felon out cold, before stuffing Mr. Vickers' legal papers into Ralph's mouth like Ted Dibiase used to do with $100 bills back in the day.
That of course was just another L in a series of Ls suffered by Ralph. As you might know, the moment Pantsu walked out of the airport and stepped onto American soil, she turned to Ralph and said 'Ralph you're fat and I won't have sex with you anymore', then handed Cozy Rozy off to a family of immigrants and jumped into a car with 5 black men.
More Ls were taken by Ralph later on at the event when the security staff Ralph hired refused to check anyone's anus and Ralph nearly got beat up after yelling at the head security guy like, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M ETHAN RALPH, OWNER AND OPERATOR OF THE KILLSTREAM AND CERTIFIED INTERNET CELEBRITY!
Then, if that wasn't bad enough Andy, two of the wrestlers that Ralph had performing came out high on xanax and cocaine, which ended with the front row getting set on fire, burning several spectators. Now Ralph is potentially getting sued by a dozen people or basically, the whole audience.
It's been a real tough week for the Ralphamale. He's being felted left and right. Might be about time for him to do a flip off the nearest overpass there buddy."
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Okay let's actually go with a more realistic take

Welcome to the Kino Casi- M-M-M-METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR 100 D-D-D-D-DRRR AAAAAA DOLLARS BEEJAMS LETS FUCKING GOOOO. So we have quite the show for you to- WARSKI G-G-G-GAINS ADMIRER FOR 50 SAYS A-A-ASSTON HOOOOLYYYYYY...
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Okay let's actually go with a more realistic take

Welcome to the Kino Casi- M-M-M-METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR 100 D-D-D-D-DRRR AAAAAA DOLLARS BEEJAMS LETS FUCKING GOOOO. So we have quite the show for you to- WARSKI G-G-G-GAINS ADMIRER FOR 50 SAYS A-A-ASSTON HOOOOLYYYYYY...
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Not enough beejams 3/10
 
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Micheal Westen said:
I see a Drexel/kino casino crossover this year where he takes PPP's bitch, Warski, and starts filling him with that big black cock meat that pppissbottles cant provide. ASHTON! then becomes a cuckold, joins rackets as new cohost and they have a new show called "2 and a half Cucks".
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Sounds like evergreen programming that the whole family can enjoy.
 
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disavow said:
Wasn't there something about these two Canadian faggots coming to Ralphamania? Was that hot air or have they said anything about it lately? Will they snipe it or just leave gold content on the ground like they've been doing?
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They were also going to have lunch with the Vickers and Beejamski was going to dominate that pesky fat SEAnig Salt Papi.
 
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Micheal Westen said:
I see a Drexel/kino casino crossover this year where he takes PPP's bitch, Warski, and starts filling him with that big black cock meat that pppissbottles cant provide. ASHTON! then becomes a cuckold, joins rackets as new cohost and they have a new show called "2 and a half Cucks".
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They do love literally showing their asses and being hypocrites.
 
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disavow said:
Wasn't there something about these two Canadian faggots coming to Ralphamania? Was that hot air or have they said anything about it lately? Will they snipe it or just leave gold content on the ground like they've been doing?
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It's their usual gayfaybe. They won't stream it, they're too scared of losing the channel with a DMCA.

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They were also going to have lunch with the Vickers and Beejamski was going to dominate that pesky fat SEAnig Salt Papi.
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They also promised a Nora interview that never happened too.
 
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I finally got through a good chunk of the 9 hour snoozefest, mostly taking an hour or two per day, until Tardski's howling like a fucking hyena got too much for me to handle.

Anyway, question: Why does Re-re-re-re-tardski always say "We'll be getting to donos in a minute guys." Does he think donos are a highly anticipated part of the show? Do these fucking retards actually think that we enjoy hearing, "METOKUR, MASOCHIST, WOOOOOOOOOOO HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" to the point that we need to be re-assured that it'll be coming soon?

Hey, retards, 90% of your show is Tardski wooooooooooing like a coyote, we all know more donos are coming up.

God I hope 23 is the year Tardski finally fucking kills himself.
 
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