"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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Commander X said:
Metokur was, sadly a relic of the old internet, however unlike other old internet figures, he didn’t bend over backwards to pander to the newer generations of people who worship creatures like Keffals and get angry when others don't respect Chris-chan's pronouns.
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Truly based when he referred to Lucas as They/Keffals the entire stream, zero ground given. He really called it like it is. Called a spade a spade. He in no way danced around anything.
 
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The Decimator said:
When Jim dies, the amount of Gunt sperging that will inevitably follow will be glorious.
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Honestly, when Jim does actually die if any word of it gets out(if Jade doesn't keep it hush hush or if enough time passes that people start figuring it out that he's gone)there's gonna be so much celebration by the e-celebs that hate him. Who was that one nigger that co-hosted with Ralph on the Killstream a few months back? The guy Jim cracked a joke about never playing D&D with. I still vaguely remember that the dude got on the Killstream with Ralph and openly declared shit like "We will forgive you for all your transgressions and bullshit if you come out making a nice big dicksucking apology and then delete literally everything and fuck off from the internet for good, otherwise we'll keep coming for you".

Those types are gonna have a field day with it when he dies. It's gonna look so fucking bad, so, dare I say, cringe-worthy, it's gonna be a bunch of nobodies on the internet laughing, dancing, and partying at the death of a slightly less nobody that they've chosen to dedicate a portion of their life to hating, but they're gonna be so blind to how pathetic they look because they'll be too busy treating a death as an internet W.

I actually look forward to seeing it it's gonna be a fucking circus.
 
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Disheveled-Human said:
If you guys miss Jim so much you can always kill yourself when he dies and stalk him in the afterlife to wear his skin.
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>kill myself to meet my waifu and reuinite with Jim in Balamb Garden
>leave my waifu out of disgust when I found out she fucked Zell
>try to pick myself up by watching a new Jim video
>lazy fucker hasn't released anything in months
>can't even kill myself because I know it's not the end
 
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God, Ethan ralph will have a field day. He'll definitely buy himself a trophy in my lovely country of Mexico and go on some weird tirade on how he won the "battle against Medicare"

typical gunt do what gunt do. I can't wait for El Gordo to be beaten by the local cartel.
 
TheDarknessGrows said:
Thank you! It sounded really neat.
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I've always heard really good things about Legends but never got around to watching it myself, I did end up watching Monster which has a similar reputation as an all-time great and it was fantastic.
Really the last anime I've watched since taking a massive step back from the genre.
 
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Shek$il said:
Truly based when he referred to Lucas as They/Keffals the entire stream, zero ground given. He really called it like it is. Called a spade a spade. He in no way danced around anything.
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How is referring to someones online name based exactly? He admitted in one of his chud bud streams why he would refer to keffals as "she" on the youtube streams, because if he misgendered him he may get thrown off. Granted I understand the reason he did it, but I dont see how thats calling "a spade a spade" or not dancing around it.
Edit because ive been informed this is sarcasm and im a fucking idiot kek.
 
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Mr Pancakes said:
How is referring to someones online name based exactly? He admitted in one of his chud bud streams why he would refer to keffals as "she" on the youtube streams, because if he misgendered him he may get thrown off. Granted I understand the reason he did it, but I dont see how thats calling "a spade a spade" or not dancing around it.
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he's being sarcastic
 
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BSV said:
It have to be weird being Jim. It's not many that gets this kind of treatment before you are actually dead. and also not knowing what you're dying of.

I do actually understand why people question the validity off this situation. Since everything we know is anecdotal information presented by jim himself. If he didn't remove himself from the internet in many weird ways previously. This would also be a much easier to believe.

What I don't understand, and what I hope you can help me understand is the following. After retiring from gamer gate because of "muh principles over grifting" (or most probably not wanting problems in his real life with internet drama) He returned to the Internet, now with merch and donations activated. When he returned it was explained that his health had collapsed and he wasn't able to work any more. Are we still on that mystery decease? Or is this a new one?

I see 3 likely scenarios.

1. it's just Mr. Metokur the online persona that is dying.

2. He has known all along that he has a deadly decease. And has just obfuscated the facts about what is actually wrong with him. Because he doesn't want his death to be boring.

3. He just happened to get a rare unicorn decease where the test results and symptoms are unique, who no one is unable to diagnose. Which is also super aggressive and deadly.

He might be telling the truth and I might just be in denial. But what I am being told is pretty incredible. And from one of the greatest trolls to ever live. I hope it's not going to far suggesting that we might not have been told the whole story.
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I dont think his online persona is dying, his streams are quite popular. Its clear he wants any talk of gamergate gone so theres that, however I do believe he is ill (I think faking your death to kill gamergate would be a stretch) and hes said hes got several different illnesses not just cancer. Maybe he just doesn't want to go out like total biscuit did (which iirc from his thread was him wispering fortnite or something) and just wants a quiet time before he passes.

Not sure why people are talking about him like hes already died though, hes still about, maybe im being optimistic but it would be funny if he pops up in a few months time to do a surprise stream on ethan ralph or keffals after they do something incredibly stupid (again).
 
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Commander X said:
I haven't watched a Metokur video in the past couple of years but all of the people acting smug because he laughed at cringe online is extremely gay. The handwringing and moaning as if it was some great moral failing to make fun of people like adult diaper fetishists or bugchasers sounds a tad pretentious to me.
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I don't understand it at all, never have. I guess his fans can be annoying if they endlessly jerk him off as being the best internet guy ever, but Metokur himself never seemed bad to me. Just a dude laughing at retards who voluntarily make fools of themselves online. Isn't that what this whole site's about? Why he gets a bad rap for it, I don't get. Hope they eventually find out whatever's wrong with him and he either gets better or stops suffering though.
 
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Please be stupid somewhere else. Thank you.
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You hate him so fucking much and outside of this reply, no one is giving you the attention you desperately, desperately crave.

Heh heh heh.
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No hate, just laughing at the internet like your daddy would've wanted! It's hilarious that this person with his above it all, atheistic persona is now getting alogged by none other than the Lord himself!
 
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Nick Obre said:
It's actually an oldschool classic. Might be too oldschool for some people's tastes.
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Its structure is very different from pretty much anyother anime. but its fantastic, like a much more grounded dune...
 
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