DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FormerPro]

We're now entering day 3 of dressing down plimgorl for daring to ask that Phil fulfills his own tipgoals and pointing out that his new LED lights had adhesive on the back. Thanks for the money dummy.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I am convinced that Phil has a multiple person disorder. You can't be this demented shitting on other content creators and then doing the same thing showing interest in setting up your quipment this fast. That or his alcohol abuse has left permanent damage to his brain

He is shitting on them because he is jealous of them.

His jealousy and lazyness and his self loathing combine with a hangover to create Mr P.P. Burnell.

It's like a retarrrr personality Power Ranger, without the marketability. The more elements of his personality combine, the saltier he gets

He cant live in his own head, and that's where we talk about how his greed drove every person and every buisness away from him

 

[Iron Hamster]

I await plumgorl's membership

 

[UsedUp]

Re: His meltdown over the request of putting on the vest during some epic cutscene in GoW Raganrok. The game has been out for 2 months it's been beaten and platinumed by thousands of other let's players and people in general just playing the game. No one cared about the cutscene cause everyone has seen it already. Hey guys pay my bills and gift me thousands of dollars of merchandise and pay for Subscriber Goals, DSP put on the hat please. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DEMAND ME TO DO SUCH A THING!. This is what is fucking retarded about some if not all of his dents, they are perfectly fine with rewarding DSPs terrible behavior. And they are literally afraid of a 40 year old man that plays video games.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Lol

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And there it is: Phil has become so low-effort and lazy that he wants to eliminate the rewards. Of course, he's sitting his gouty ass on the fence to try and weasel out of any personal responsibility for a definitive decision by leaving it up to his dents.

At this point, he's moved from gnawing off the hands that feed him and going for the jugular.

 

[Tears for T]

The whole Jasper Kitty-talk in this stream is just insane and tragic. Just end it man.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The only reason for the first rant was just to proclaim that "they suck at games".

It's always wild when he accuses other people at sucking at games when he is worse at vidya than the average Twitch thot. I noticed saying that other schtreemers suck at games became a trend with him ever since he may or may not have seen someone dying to the first bahs of Soy of Bore over and over... and even then we have to wonder whether Phail just lied through omission (it seems like the dood he watched played on the hardest difficulty since he went ballistic over a dent asking him about that little detail) or whether he just invented that situation altogether.

I am convinced that Phil has a multiple person disorder. You can't be this demented shitting on other content creators and then doing the same thing showing interest in setting up your quipment this fast. That or his alcohol abuse has left permanent damage to his brain

They call it NPD.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The whole Jasper Kitty-talk in this stream is just insane and tragic. Just end it man.

what makes it sad is that he bashed Max for pet exploitation

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I am convinced that Phil has a multiple person disorder. You can't be this demented shitting on other content creators and then doing the same thing showing interest in setting up your quipment this fast. That or his alcohol abuse has left permanent damage to his brain

he's just a good old fashioned hypocrite and a narcissist

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

saying that other schtreemers suck at games became a trend with him ever since he may or may not have seen someone dying to the first bahs of Soy of Bore over and over...

Which he hangs his hat on for some reason (assuming it's true) when it has no bearing on anything, because it's an insignificant sample size. Pigroach has toxified, cheesed, exploited, misrepresented, sucked at, and stalled-out hundreds and hundreds of games at this point.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Now I heard he wants to do away with the rewards. It's probably his autism way of pretending to be an adult entertainer. How long yall think it will last?

 

[Balr0g]

Lol

The great valley of gout
The hairless canyon
Phil splitting his hair

 

[Paladin Derich]

All of a sudden he's interested in angles, tripods and ring lights, mere hours after shitting on content creators who put effort into those kind of things.

He probably searched "streamer rooms" in google images and realized his setup is a joke in comparison

 

[ZehnBoat]

I am convinced that Phil has a multiple person disorder. You can't be this demented shitting on other content creators and then doing the same thing showing interest in setting up your quipment this fast. That or his alcohol abuse has left permanent damage to his brain

his gout is now sentient

It's always wild when he accuses other people at sucking at games when he is worse at vidya than the average Twitch thot.

GOW2 was dumbed down for people like him, and he still sucks at it

 

[RougeRed]

He probably searched "streamer rooms" in google images and realized his setup is a joke in comparison

He also has a tendency to do stuff like this in hopes of increasing his take because he is too stupid (or in denial) to understand the tips being inconsistent has nothing to do with him. His whales do it for their own reasons, but it is like a Skinner box and he can't help but assume it is a direct result of his actions.

 

[Grammatik]

DSP is an alien, right? He has to be. No human being can be this toxic, dishonest and not self-aware.

Why assuming aliens would be toxic, dishonest and not self-aware?

They may be perfectly educated intergalactic gentle(men?)things.

No, DSP is as human as a human can be with absolutely no good aspects, and/or bright sides. A concentrate of what's not good in any of us, but with no filter, no discipline, no self-esteem, education or awareness. Total human garbage. Robust and flavorful.

Edit: His haircut... my gawd... Canyon Crack-Head.

 

[JackoVerde]

so did retake get a back injury, he's rocking like a maniac. he needs that seattle air

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Real talk, if Phil could get 20k but he had to announce it or 10k but it was "behind the scenes", what would he take?

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Real talk, if Phil could get 20k but he had to announce it or 10k but it was "behind the scenes", what would he take?

Now this is a tricky question. I think he'd take the 20k, announce it, then promptly find a reason to lie or memory hole it or find excuses for why it all went to bills and he still needs money for his day ahf.