Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[bitchfit]

No help came so it got put down, just like her poor animals.

If only her animals got put down. That would be a cause for celebration because it would mean they are free. Instead, the poor things have to languish WITH Piss and IN piss.

 

[stupid frog]

I actually got a laugh from this trailer

Me too. I think it's because the AI is so on point Lol.

 

[Octopi]

I hope Henery the possum gives her Rabies.

Alas, possums don't actually carry rabies.

She's feeding it 'scraps'? What kind of scraps are making it out of that house? Doubt.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Well that’s one way to get rid of the none existent shadowban.

No help came so it got put down, just like her poor animals.

I think the reality of how much she's ignored finally hit when Twitter started including views among the publicly-visible stats. I grabbed these two screencaps over a week ago, and forgot about them until now:



I grabbed these on December 22, by which date virtually everybody who was ever going to see these posts had already seen them. With that many views and so few likes? Yeah, Polissa, your followers (or at least the active, non-bot ones) were seeing you, but they were also ignoring you, because that is absolutely pathetic levels of engagement.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I think the reality of how much she's ignored finally hit when Twitter started including views among the publicly-visible stats. I grabbed these two screencaps over a week ago, and forgot about them until now:
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I grabbed these on December 22, by which date virtually everybody who was ever going to see these posts had already seen them. With that many views and so few likes? Yeah, Polissa, your followers (or at least the active, non-bot ones) were seeing you, but they were also ignoring you, because that is absolutely pathetic levels of engagement.

Absolutely on-the-nose again, ANA-er. Once they started showing that shit she couldn't lie to us OR herself about sHaDoWbAnNiNg anymore. So she did what all narc or narc-lite tards do and just chucked the whole thing in the bin where she can pretend those stats never existed.

I still think she will go back though. As others have pointed out, it's much harder to beg strangers for money for cat food or unnecessary household tat crowdfund on tiktok...

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Don't do Onslow dirty like that. He had a certain charm.

 

[glass_houses]

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Onslow's much better looking and has a better personality.

Don't do Onslow dirty like that. He had a certain charm.

It was a running joke that Onslow was actually quite smart, just bone idle.

He was the only character of even slight interest on that show. It was dreadful. My family loved it for some bizarre reason.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Alas, possums don't actually carry rabies.

She's feeding it 'scraps'? What kind of scraps are making it out of that house? Doubt.

The

Alas, possums don't actually carry rabies.

She's feeding it 'scraps'? What kind of scraps are making it out of that house? Doubt.

Then I hope a bat flies in and gives her Rabies.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Late as always, but here's the wishlist as promised!

Spoiler: There's SO much bullshit here. Open for more spoilers.

I broke it up as I could logic it out, but fuck knows that Pissa is anything but logical, so something I labelled as 'Other' likely is going to be used in the Kitchen, and 'Kitchen' goods in the fucking Pet Semetary for all I know.

Spoiler: Bathroom Shit!!

Let's start off with some towels. Which may be for the bathroom. Or the kitchen. Or for fucking turbans for all I know.


The solitary home repair item on her wishlist!


Cat riding a whale. A callback to a cat birthing on a whale kek


But that rug set isn't enough - we also need this. Perhaps there are two bathrooms in La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano, but solo uno bano tengo la trompeta. I dunno. I also haven't really spoken Spanish in >25 years, so pardon any errors lolz


Stuff to wash hands, plunge toilets and hold toilet paper! I wouldn't normally mock these except that plunger set is ridiculously expensive and the fact that the soap bottles have labels makes my eyes twitch.


And MORE toilet paper holding, towel racks, and a towel rack that looks like the shit you attach to the ass-end of a camper to hang your laundry on to dry when off-grid camping. Oh, and the board that I do suspect will be used in the bedroom, but as technically it's a bathtub lounging board, I fucking threw it in here.

Spoiler: Bedroom Shit!!

Fuck sheets! We just need fleece blankets!



Oh wait, there is one solitary sheet set. One. And a white comforter, which will last for ages with all of her not-white-furred cats!


The shroom comforter, because apparently one comforter isn't enough!


Decorative pillows, a side pillow, and a mattress pad. I'm shocked there isn't a bed on this shit lol - guess she's gonna use her mold-infused mattress from her slumlord house that's been collecting rainwater thanks to the ceiling sky-light for years now.

Spoiler: Kitchen Shit!!

Oh merciful heavens, here we go.


Random Rainbow Shit and other dumb nonsense!! Can we take a moment to guffaw at how much damned silverware she's begging for? Plus a hand can-opener... instead of an electric? Likely because it's rainbow. And the world's worst potato masher to go with the world's least functional flour sifter.

Also, if it's so much cheaper to order pizza from Joh's work than make dinner, why the FUCK do you need a home pizza pan...? (plus you should've put a pizza stone on your list instead of that rainbow shitfuckery. It'd bake a better product in the end.)


I had to separate this one out because that measuring cup deserves its own special place in Hell for being absolutely fucking useless. They're transparent for a reason, Pissa.


Meatball molds, cat rainbow shit, shitty apron that'll fit over 1/3 of her gunt!


A pot and pan set with utensils... in addition to other utensils she's asking for. Baking pans, sheets, loaf pans, muffin tins that are way overpriced. A labelled butter container... because otherwise who knows that it's butter...?


We must label EVERYTHING. Plus have a tiny grinder for beans. And rainbow shelf liners for the cabinets La Casa doesn't have.


Ice maker and labeled toaster.


Dumb novelty glasses because why not?


The paw tongs are kinda cute, but not for that price. And we already covered the fucking kibble molds.


Appliances! I'm shocked the microwave isn't labeled. Or the air fryer. Or the blender.


A crockpot? That's sensible. The stupid grill isn't. And more rainbow shit she doesn't need. Who the fuck is she entertaining that she needs a damned rainbow napkin holder?


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She needs a hand whisk...? On top of everything else, including a blender...? Why? And that jar... nngh.


LABEL FUCKING EVERYTHING.


And there needs to be a means by which to handle hot shit, yeah? Maybe even store some thing!

Spoiler: Other Shit!!

Presented without comment, because... yeah. Just because.

TL;DR: Pissa's asking for more than a broke high school drop out who's been thrown out of his meth-addict parents' home with two nickles and one left sock.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

So- do thrift stores not exist in Alabama? Because you can get household items in thrift stores for cheap at thrift stores or Goodwill.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

So- do thrift stores not exist in Alabama? Because you can get household items in thrift stores for cheap at thrift stores or Goodwill.

Oh, they do. But as we say so often, it's not that Pissa can't, it's that Pissa /won't/. She won't go to a thrift store. She would rather scold anyone and everyone who gives her attention for not bringing help with them in the form of money or shit off her Amazon wishlist.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

So- do thrift stores not exist in Alabama? Because you can get household items in thrift stores for cheap at thrift stores or Goodwill.

You can also get tasty nourishment from rice and beans-based meals, but we all know what Polissa thinks of Stuff For The Poors. Many rainbows to you, friendo!



ETA @Conan O'Barbarian that octopus shower curtain was literally the only thing she's ever listed that I actually liked... It would be just like Dumpy to take the one actually cool thing off her giant list and replace with the yet more horrible cheap tat!

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

I can't reply to longpost @Diet Coke 4 Life but is the octopus bathroom set also still there? Wtf do you need multiple shitty themed bathroom decor sets for a run down trailer?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm really confused by her intended aesthetic. Everything is black and white or it's rainbow/iridescent. A lot of that stuff would, in theory, be stored in a drawer or cabinet and not on display.

It seems like if she gets the tub-trumpet-trailer livable, the overall vibe is going to be, optimistically, rustic. I'm not an interior decorator, but I think that's going to clash.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I can't reply to longpost @Diet Coke 4 Life but is the octopus bathroom set also still there? Wtf do you need multiple shitty themed bathroom decor sets for a run down trailer?

Nope, no octopus bathroom set anymore. Only cat riding a whale. Either she received it, someone carted it to irritate her, or she found our Kitty Aquaman set and replaced it on her list.

ETA: @Aunt Carol let's just acknowledge that she'll not be getting a quarter of this stuff, and the overall scheme of La Casa will be unopened Amazon boxes and cat shit.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

I'm really confused by her intended aesthetic. Everything is black and white or it's rainbow/iridescent. A lot of that stuff would, in theory, be stored in a drawer or cabinet and not on display.

It seems like if she gets the tub-trumpet-trailer livable, the overall vibe is going to be, optimistically, rustic. I'm not an interior decorator, but I think that's going to clash.

She's admitted to throwing away cutlery and dishes instead of washing them in the past. Anything she gets will last a few weeks until the high of getting shiny new things wears off and doing the dishes becomes emotional labor again. None of the items on this wishlist matter in the slightest.

 

[stupid frog]

Isn't this some Game of Thrones shit?

I've never been in to vanity stuff like this. I bet most of this crap is from China too.

I'd say she should just buy a vinyl cutter, but she probably can't spell the words she needs for her labels anyway.

 

[PollyPissyPants]

She even went as far as to say she was afraid of bringing home (more) insects to add to her Pokémon collection of squalor. So of course everything has to be new for Pissa!

Those black sheets may hide the cat piss and shit stains, but you will see every hair, dirt and probably skin flakes easily. The white ones are even worse, ol’ Pissa strikes me as the type to not wash her bedding frequently, so within a day her grease and grime will give her a nice silhouette of funk on the sheets.

And please tell me where she’s going to hang all of these shelves and unnecessary (and autistic) kitchen accessories? Those walls to that shitbox look like they’d collapse with a light breeze. And who will put them up? Our Katpiss Neverclean is DISABLED. Hopefully some help will come!

One last comment. Re: the Facebook treasure trove of white trash was quite an eye opening read. Shithead is Russell Greer levels of delusional. It’s a wonderful miss mosh of spergery, pure weapons grade narcissism and unwashed ass.

PS: newfag pls no bully

 

[retard strength]

Incredibly optimistic cooking/baking utensils given her diet consists of frozen dinners, fast food, and Josh's sports bar leftovers. She would not buy any of it, or anything on the list actually, if it had to be from her own paycheck.

 

[Quack_Quack]

As basement-dwelling, incel communes go this one wouldn't be too bad. People who can budget, cook, make basic repairs, and are horrified at the idea of roaches and filth? Probably would make for a more comfortable abode than Polissa would ever manage. The employment rate would certainly be higher - I think even with disabled kiwis, we're beating 50%.

Tbh, even the disabled ones have usable skills. Unlike Pissa and Joh

Yeahhhh... But also he is a confirmed domestic abuser. Let's not give boyo too much credit here, having a work ethic that exceeds his blobby wife's isn't exactly a high bar to clear.

Then it will stink? That boat has long sailed.


Jumping on the usernames bandwagon, mine predictably comes up with holiday guff and my profile here. And just as an aside, some of you phone-screenshotting lovelies need to remember your OpSec and crop out the time at the top of your images, if people knowing what timezone you are in is an issue to you. Here's what Google gives me, and a few bonus images of what Dall-E makes of my username. If I wasn't so attached to Rose I'd have that nig as my new pfp in an instant, he's creepy as fuck

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edit: pfo pfp

My new PFP!

Don't do Onslow dirty like that. He had a certain charm.

True. That and he has better hygiene