Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I wondered why Keffals was so hostile the past couple of days, starting January 1st where they "joked" about sending Italian Mafia relatives to give Chaya Raichik (LoTT) an offer she couldn't refuse.
Then on the 2nd basically gloating about Mr Metokur having to retire from streaming due to his health failing him.

I can officially announce now:
Keffals was dumped!​

From what I can tell Keffals was dumped on the 1st of January which explains why no stream that day and then they went off on their hostile attacks. Keffals also drank a bunch of gin on Monday evening (revealed on the Finster discussion stream). Monday/1st Jan was also the day Keffals impromptu announced they were buying a kitten.

Their partner had also not appeared in chat at all since the New Years Eve stream. Maybe Keffals being a lightweight was a turnoff, alternatively maybe they were actually dumped yesterday after taking glee in a terminally ill mans health failing, or maybe the partner just didn't like the way Keffals didn't respect boundaries by bragging multiple on stream how they were going to have rough sex with them once the stream ended.
PSA: Samshine has left the building and is no longer associated with Keffals.

What a start to the year.

Why would Lucas' Italian mafia relatives even talk to him? I've met a lot of southern Italians that wouldn't even tolerate their relatives being gay not to mention them being a child grooming tranny cult leader.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

watched his "why i regretted the surgery" video on 2x speed, fully expecting it to be several minutes of mocking and invalidating the lived experiences of detransitioners, and to the surprise of no one that's exactly what it was.

at one point he says something like "the surgeon didn't warn me that it would give me the best sex of my life." WHAT SEX, LUCAS? YOU SIT ON THE SIDELINES AND WATCH BECAUSE YOURE A PATHETIC DICKLESS EUNUCH CUCK WITH A FISTULA RIDDEN AXE WOUND THAT WILL NEVER HEAL AND YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN!

Did Lucas ever lose he's virginity before cutting his cock and balls off? he never felt the pleasure of being touched by a women and never will beacuse he cant.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Did Lucas ever lose he's virginity before cutting his cock and balls off?

He did porn before his surgery, so I'd imagine he did. I'm 99% sure the porn was a solo scene, but still, he must have been sexually active.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

He did porn before his surgery, so I'd imagine he did. I'm 99% sure the porn was a solo scene, but still, he must have been sexually active.

i seriously doubt he lost it to a girl (an actual born female). otherwise he would not willingly chop it off, forever being cut from that pleasure.

the only virginity he lost was taking it up the butt.

 

[Snake ERROR]

He will not leave behind any kind of legacy.

Thanks to Keffals we now have one of the most important words in contemporary English, the word troonshine, this word should be considered common heritage of mankind and as such it should be preserved and passed upon future generations to be examined and appreciated

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

His ex probably had enough of his mood swings just like how they made it clear on one of Keffals late-end of the year stream as they talked to him off camera telling Keffals about how awful he looked and how he kept ranting about being depressed whilst not making any effort except getting wasted.
Keffals ended the stream shortly after that.

And my guess is that since he didn't tried to make any efforts, they had enough and dumped his sorry ass.
A wise moment of lucidity, associating with Keffals will only bring you down.

 

[Punished Neco]

His ex probably had enough of his mood swings just like how they made it clear on one of Keffals late-end of the year stream as they talked to him off camera telling Keffals about how awful he looked and how he kept ranting about being depressed whilst not making any effort except getting wasted.
Keffals ended the stream shortly after that.

And my guess is that since he didn't tried to make any efforts, they had enough and dumped his sorry ass.
A wise moment of lucidity, associating with Keffals will only bring you down.

Different person, the person on that stream in the background was a guest who Keffals had originally announced they were bringing on the stream and would have to setup a 2nd mic etc but then went off depression posting and was then chastised by the guest.

Samshine entered the scene 17th December.
Unfollowed all of Keffals socials yesterday and also soft blocked Keffals who was following them up until that point.
This isn't just speculating either, Keffals did get dumped but not all evidence can be shown.

Oh yeah and at the start of the first stream back Keffals said:
"I kind of wanted to get out of the country for a bit again"
I don't do clips but someone probably should incase Keffals decides to go on another holiday and trying to pass it off as having to flee again
[Timestamp]
For context: It's been 25 days since Keffals first stream since returning from holiday in Ireland and is already wanting to leave again...

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Different person, the person on that stream in the background was a guest who Keffals had originally announced they were bringing on the stream and would have to setup a 2nd mic etc but then went off depression posting and was then chastised by the guest.

Samshine entered the scene 17th December.
Unfollowed all of Keffals socials yesterday and also soft blocked Keffals who was following them up until that point.
This isn't just speculating either, Keffals did get dumped but not all evidence can be shown.

Oh yeah and at the start of the first stream back Keffals said:
"I kind of wanted to get out of the country for a bit again"
I don't do clips but someone probably should incase Keffals decides to go on another holiday and trying to pass it off as having to flee again
[Timestamp]
For context: It's been 25 days since Keffals first stream since returning from holiday in Ireland and is already wanting to leave again...

Oh okay, thanks for clarifying it then.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Different person, the person on that stream in the background was a guest who Keffals had originally announced they were bringing on the stream and would have to setup a 2nd mic etc but then went off depression posting and was then chastised by the guest.

Samshine entered the scene 17th December.
Unfollowed all of Keffals socials yesterday and also soft blocked Keffals who was following them up until that point.
This isn't just speculating either, Keffals did get dumped but not all evidence can be shown.

Oh yeah and at the start of the first stream back Keffals said:
"I kind of wanted to get out of the country for a bit again"
I don't do clips but someone probably should incase Keffals decides to go on another holiday and trying to pass it off as having to flee again
[Timestamp]
For context: It's been 25 days since Keffals first stream since returning from holiday in Ireland and is already wanting to leave again...

I just heard that the red forest is beautiful in this period and, as a true and honest tovarich, clara should pay a visit to such location...

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Thanks to Keffals we now have one of the most important words in contemporary English, the word troonshine, this word should be considered common heritage of mankind and as such it should be preserved and passed upon future generations to be examined and appreciated

How long before "troonshine" got an entry on Urban Dictionary?

 

[SaveTheWhales]

i seriously doubt he lost it to a girl (an actual born female). otherwise he would not willingly chop it off, forever being cut from that pleasure.

the only virginity he lost was taking it up the butt.

Most of these people are emotional abusers and social manipulators. I can fully see him losing his virginity to some vulnerable girl who later regretted it.

 

[LimeRikki]

It already is https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troonshine

 

[thegooddoctor]

keffals • Instagram photos and videos

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Did anyone ever check out Keffals instagram?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

keffals • Instagram photos and videos

1,823 Followers, 191 Following, 11 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from @keffals

www.instagram.com

Did anyone ever check out Keffals instagram?

Thats not even interesting. It's the most generic shit you could ever post. Not even a douchebag hipster is this lame.

 

[biguglyboy]

Did Lucas ever lose he's virginity before cutting his cock and balls off? he never felt the pleasure of being touched by a women and never will beacuse he cant.

Accounts of Lucas' teenage years from @Otm Shank paint him as a pretty molesty sex pest before he got the chop or even put on the dress, but as far as actually doing the deed it seems only if you count other guys and greasy troon sex piles. His definition of woman is obviously loose so for all his talk of luring autistic "girls" with the promise of trains I think the closest he's ever been with a woman was attempting to rape the family chihuahua, which he (thankfully) couldn't even make work.

 

[Got Milk!]

For context: It's been 25 days since Keffals first stream since returning from holiday in Ireland and is already wanting to leave again...

An angry male who likes to travel to escape his problems. I'm pretty sure we have a very notable one of those already. I sure hope Keffals trips end up like our other notable rage filled friend.

Destiny getting reinstated on Twitch is the Lucas L of my dreams.

I'd be a million times more satisfied if Destiny does push forward with this lawsuit, get some pittance out of Keffals (even if it's just like fees or something) and donates some or all to KF. Iirc that's one of the things that Keffals got mad about was Destiny made some tweet or something about potentially supporting the farms. Extra points if Destiny made the donation in Keffals name.

 

[Neil]

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>doodlediapers' enablers still seething after 6 years
Honestly this might be one of Jim's best videos, he was fucking brutal in this one.

If Lucas wants to cry about Jim telling him he isn't special and mocking his bathtub HRT by calling it troonshine, he'd 41% himself if Jim even said shit that was half the caliber of what he said to FNGR and Doodlediapers.

Lucas should really take notes from Jim here on how to respond to critics/talk about people he doesn't like. Jim was brutal here but he mocked both FNGR and Doodlediapers for very valid reasons instead of looking at a one-off Twitter post from an e-celeb's girlfriend, stuttering in anger and having the height of your banter being "What a tr-transphobic b-bitch!"

Jim's banter doesn't start or end at someone's political leanings or opinions, he has actual content to go off when he mocks people, right or left. All Lucas has is twitter-progressive moralfagging.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

New Turkey Tom video on keffals.

Edit: reupload for when it inevitably gets false striked. (Only lasts seven days. I'm looking to upload elsewhere anybody got suggestions? File is too big to embed.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

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More Platinum comments on Keffals’ Tweets about Metokur the other day:













The next chapter of retardation:


Edited to include last screenshot

 

[Kees H]

It wouldn't surprise me if he is in some weird polycule at this point with that faggot mod of him, EllenFromNowOn. Why the fuck would you go back to Ireland otherwise instead of seeing more of the world.