Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Inshallah Terven said:
If he wants to look remotely feminine there is one step he would need to take, that would probably do more than any surgeries he could get, and that would be to gain weight. His super thin body gives him away as a Twink from a mile away, but since he has Twink brain, he will probably never want to do that.
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Talking about thinness....
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(I know it's showing that it's a video but it's only music playing in the background, he doesn't do anything)

Also fireplaces are bringing Dylan a lot of joy
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Inshallah Terven said:
If he wants to look remotely feminine there is one step he would need to take, that would probably do more than any surgeries he could get, and that would be to gain weight. His super thin body gives him away as a Twink from a mile away, but since he has Twink brain, he will probably never want to do that.
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dylan has that weird fucked up twink body where he'd get a giant gut and look like a starving nigerian child
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
So funny - I was just thinking the same thing about liking Violet. Admit I mostly hate every TikToker, YTer, and wherever else you find lifestyle programming -er in general (I have a bad case of secondhand embarrassment + empathy), but as much as I don't actually loathe Dylan, low-budget Violet, though still cringe, has some charm and a little bit of wit that goes beyond the usual Sassy Drag Queen (tm) patter here and there. And if you're anti-trans you won't appreciate, but I did think that second vid showed some...sincerity? at the end that had a charm.

Plus, Violet has really good 70s hair. So 70s I had a brief vision of 10-years-later 2032 (the 80s analog to the 2022/1970s) Violet with slicked-back hair and a double-breasted Armani, arbitraging the fuck out of Wall St., Gekko-style. Traded tiny tits for pecs and quads and putting the bone structure to work during dinners at Dorsia with his fellow yuppies.
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"Those are rookie numbers," but in regards to estrogen levels in blood and not stock earnings.
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
Rather bold of him to assume he's even going to have children, let alone grandchildren, if he follows the transgender path to its ultimate end. Better start freezing your little fellas now, Dylan!
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Sir Chubbis the Turd said:
I hate that I knew this but he froze his sperm already.. day 58
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Damn i was gonna say if hes really been taking HRT this entire time it might already be too late! But i was not aware of the freezing already being done.

And yes Dyldo you are waaayyyy too old to be a ballerina you retarded faggot.
 
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Jane Eyre said:
Talking about thinness....
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(I know it's showing that it's a video but it's only music playing in the background, he doesn't do anything)

Also fireplaces are bringing Dylan a lot of joy
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Oh my god, enough with the whole anorexic ballerina “I’m just like Audrey Hepburn!” fixation. Dude works my last nerve. It’s whatever but I just cannot stand him and I am waiting for the botched as fuck face reveal.
 
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Books identified on Dylan’s book tower (from bottom to top):

Patti LuPone’s autobiography
The Woman in Cabin 10 by Ruth Ware
The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron
Acting Power by Robert Cohen
The Song of God by Azrael Ondi-Ahman
Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen
Find Me by Andre Aciman
Sissy by enby freak Jacob Tobia, another upper middle class theater kid riding the queer train to fame and fortune
To Shake the Sleeping Self by Jedidiah Jenkins
Money: Master the Game by Tony Robbins
Me, Elton John’s autobiography
Full Out: Lessons in Life and Leadership from America's Favorite Coach by Monica Aldama
? possibly by Amanda “Legally Blonde” Brown
Celebrate the Occassion by Kate Spade
You Can Heal Your Life by Louise Hay
Not That Kind of Girl by Lena Dunham
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying by Carol Leifer
Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea by Chelsea Handler
True Perception: The Path to Dharma Art by Chögyam Trungpa
Call Me By Your Name by Andre Aciman
The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks
The Universe Has Your Back by Gabrielle Bernstein
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell (Gay YA)
Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty
They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera (Gay YA)
Yes Please by Amy Poehler (with a LOT of notes stuffed in it)
The Velvet Mafia: The Gay Men Who Ran the Swinging Sixties by Darryl W Bullock
Save the Cat by Blake Snyder (screenwriting book)
Born Standing Up by Steve Martin
Dear Evan Hansen: Complete Book & Lyrics
Bossypants by Tina Fey
The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
 
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I just took a look at his website and the lack of self-awareness is painfully hilarious.

"I am currently living in Los Angeles, CA pursuing my love of acting, writing, hosting, comedy, and just about anything else a person will throw me a buck for."

"Fun facts:

- Wildlife Rehabilitator- I rescue baby possums!!!

-vinyasa certified yoga teacher

-backpacked through Europe by myself the summer before senior year, and fell in love with Irish royalty

-when I was ten I sang "One" from A Chorus Line as a solo for Marvin Hamlisch, and BUTCHERED all the lyrics IN FRONT OF HIM.

-Ellen Degeneres once called my thigh muscles "impressive"

-Introduced a group of Tahitians to Beyonce's music at a karaoke bar in Bora Bora"

His entire existence really just revolves around being the main character at any given moment.
 
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Flan Handler said:
None of these “facts” are fun in the least. Imagine how exhausting it must be to just exist near him.
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Idk, most of it is cringe but the backpacking trip sounds cool.

Dylan should do more of that kind of stuff instead of famewhoring on TikTok, pretend to be the twink Audrey Hepburn and hope to trick dudes into fucking him.
 
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Fapcop said:
Idk, most of it is cringe but the backpacking trip sounds cool.

Dylan should do more of that kind of stuff instead of famewhoring on TikTok, pretend to be the twink Audrey Hepburn and hope to trick dudes into fucking him.
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Hopefully he does more of it, and does it for himself and not for the sake of improving his image. The exhausting sounding part is going on one of those trips and spending the whole time cutting your life up into Instagrammable chunks instead of actually enjoying yourself.
 
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Bees on Toast said:
Hopefully he does more of it, and does it for himself and not for the sake of improving his image. The exhausting sounding part is going on one of those trips and spending the whole time cutting your life up into Instagrammable chunks instead of actually enjoying yourself.
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I’m sure they’ll happen! After all, Dylan totally doesn’t come across as one of those sad faggots who only values something if he can get an applause doing it.
 
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