Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[chudbere]

Would you let your sons hang out in your locals chat?

Very great point. If you don't mind I'm gonna steal that. I'm doing a stream tonight with Randbot and Gator among others, and I'll be doing a deep dive into Rekieta's Locals for the final segment of the show.

 

[Kopasea]

Very great point. If you don't mind I'm gonna steal that. I'm doing a stream tonight with Randbot and Gator among others, and I'll be doing a deep dive into Rekieta's Locals for the final segment of the show.

Go right ahead.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Yeah just last night he answered a superchatter about why porn is potentially harmful to adolescent boys. Keep in mind, this is the same man who said a few weeks ago he hopes his kids find the videos he's made talking about fucking their mom with the balldo and other toys, and the same man who is encouraging women in his locals to post porn of themselves.
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Notice how he said he overcame his parent's barriers to porn when he was young. Notice how he says that adolescent boys who are exposed to porn have "skewed psychological assumptions about sex, sexuality, thier self image, and women they will be around". Speaking from experience, Nick?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

You were skeptical when your son-in-law told you he was quitting his law practice to solely focus on his little internet radio show. But damn if he didn’t prove you wrong. That Rittenhouse trial made him a fortune. He even got mentioned on FOX News, the same network that has Tucker Carlson. I love Tucker! You were skeptical that he could keep it up, but once again he proved you wrong. The trial with Johnny Depp and that pretty lady, he again made a fortune. Same with that parade massacre guy’s trial.

Oh wow, what a coincidence! I was musing about my son-in-law’s great success and now my buddy, that is a fan of the show, is giving me a call. I wonder if my son-in-law was mentioned on FOX News again? I love Tucker!

Hey, buddy, how ya doing? I am sitting down. I was just getting ready to watch last night’s Tucker. I love Tucker! Wait, my son in law is talking about what on his internet radio show? Slow down, slow down. He’s strapping his testicles to a butt plug and fucking my daughter with it? How would you know about this? He’s talking about it on his show? Well, surely it’s just being mentioned in passing. Wait, he talks about it often and he’s publicly flirting with internet whores? Like out in the open? On his Locals? I don’t know what that… people are paying him money to post naked pictures of themselves? My daughter is on there and sending lingerie pictures to his audience!?

Dammit, now I’m too upset to watch last night’s Tucker and I love Tucker!

 

[Captain Manning]

The big problem is it's spreading and to the Metokur sphere. If he thinks us at the farms are bad then he is a rude awakening.

So Sweety Squad vs. Racketeers soon?

That could be legendary. Both fanbases are insane and cringe, but Jim's is absolutely savage.

I'd put my money on the SS in that fight.

Has he now? Let's go look...

Gotta be honest with you, @CGoody564, I don't think that's really shitting on somebody. That's more like weak farting, Keffals style. You really gotta up your sweeping game.

I recommend adopting a ridiculous air of unearned self importance, and threatening to report everybody laughing at Nick to General Mattis. Spectre showed that was a winning strategy.

Very great point. If you don't mind I'm gonna steal that. I'm doing a stream tonight with Randbot and Gator among others, and I'll be doing a deep dive into Rekieta's Locals for the final segment of the show.

Is Gator actually being critical of Rekieta?

That's rather impressive, if he is.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I cannot believe how large Nick's ego is/has become. His pride just keeps him doubling down on being uselessly combative like a moron.

None of us care enough about Nick to truly be anything beyond disappointed or amused. He really is taking criticism poorly. Combined with his penchant for excessive inebriation, Isuspect another meltdown to occur.

 

[beautiful person]

I know I’m late but she looks rough for 44 I spend a lot of time around 40+ year old women and she either aged badly or she’s closer to 50 than 40

She has a ton of sun damage. White women age terribly if we don't actively avoid the sun, and she looks like she actively sought it out.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

It's amazing how a thread about wholesome lawyer family man turned into one of the most pornographic on KF in a mere matter of weeks. I'm too much of a prude to continue cataloguing his gross chat and am going to try transferring what's left of my annual subscription to somebody that deserves it.

She has a ton of sun damage. White women age terribly if we don't actively avoid the sun, and she looks like she actively sought it out.

The Utah sun will do that to you. She'll undoubtedly be at the Vegas meetup when it happens.

 

[Phillip Green]

She has a ton of sun damage. White women age terribly if we don't actively avoid the sun, and she looks like she actively sought it out.

And while low body fat % is generally a good thing (and give the thot that, she ain't fat), it, combined with sun damage and the reduced colagin production of middle age, produces leather. And without a little bit of subcutaneous fat to pad things out, those bolt on tits have the shape of water baloons nailed to a plank.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Oh Jesus! Are you serious? The alcohol and drugs must really be rotting his short-term memory if he's now interweaving the moralization with the degeneracy.

He had a very long monologue about that on one of the more extended copestreams. It was either after he was caught going to Hedonism II or caught at the Gay 90s.

I don't think you understand though. It's not pornography if the wine mom puts the Rekieta Law logo over her nipples.

The big problem is it's spreading and to the Metokur sphere. If he thinks us at the farms are bad then he is a rude awakening. A lot of us wanted him to succeed because we liked his content. Metokur fans just want to laugh at retards on the internet. It is nearly Ethan Ralph levels of a trash fire. The point of no return is when it gets confirm he has been fucking a thot from locals.

The other problem for him is he can't mock another content creator without risking having this being thrown at him. He's lucky that Legal Bytes went to an actually decent law school and had a real law career that she might want to go back to, because a stream from her mocking the cuckoldry saga would be hilarious.

Thank god he doesn't care
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The guy who doesn't care and his gimp commiserating themselves about how little they care and how mad people making fun of them are.

Gotta be honest with you, @CGoody564, I don't think that's really shitting on somebody. That's more like weak farting, Keffals style. You really gotta up your sweeping game.

I recommend adopting a ridiculous air of unearned self importance, and threatening to report everybody laughing at Nick to General Mattis. Spectre showed that was a winning strategy.

I have to be honest, it sounds like he cares a lot and is very mad.

Spectre was at least (unintentionally) hilarious.

Also, 0% of the Locals harem is his.

 

[MooseGump]

CGoody is such a good sycophant, you know if you actually care for someone you correct them and tell them when they're wrong. Not suck'em off and feed their ego

I remember @CGoody564 (assuming this is actually his account) popping up here a long while ago telling us to "cry him a river" when we started posting about him lol
That guy thinks he's safe because Nick keeps shittalking him on streams but he's just like any other spergy mod that starts crying about people the moment they say something to him in chat, if nick didn't tell his mods to not ban people he'd 100% be banning everyone left and right

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The other problem for him is he can't mock another content creator without risking having this being thrown at him. He's lucky that Legal Bytes went to an actually decent law school and had a real law career that she might want to go back to, because a stream from her mocking the cuckoldry saga would be hilarious.

I was thinking about bytes earlier if she had any personality whatsoever she could absolutely roast him right now and probably gain a lot of viewers but instead she has the personality of styrofoam and we get nothing

 

[Captain Manning]

Spectre was at least (unintentionally) hilarious.

That's my point. Spectre is over-the-top hilarious when he loses his shit. He'll try and convince you he's got the nuclear launch codes, and all he has to do is place a call to NORAD. By comparison, all I read off CGoody is anger and sadness.

Also, CGoody is gonna look foolish if it turns out Nick is in an open marriage:

I was thinking about bytes earlier if she had any personality whatsoever she could absolutely roast him right now and probably gain a lot of viewers but instead she has the personality of styrofoam and we get nothing

Byte's victory in this is that everybody was giving her a rash of shit, but then Nick unwittingly said "hold my beer," and now nobody cares anymore. Bytes who? Did she also shove a bottle up her ass and go to a swinger resort?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I was thinking about bytes earlier if she had any personality whatsoever she could absolutely roast him right now and probably gain a lot of viewers but instead she has the personality of styrofoam and we get nothing

She wouldn't be able to do it because she was trying really hard to be the prim and proper youtuber.

Now Branca? That man would dunk on Nick extremely hard if he ever decided to, and unlike Nick, he's got an actual job as a successful lawyer.

 

[Ars Moriendi]

That's my point. Spectre is over-the-top hilarious when he loses his shit. He'll try and convince you he's got the nuclear launch codes, and all he has to do is place a call to NORAD. By comparison, all I read off CGoody is anger and sadness.

Also, CGoody is gonna look foolish if it turns out Nick is in an open marriage:

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Byte's victory in this is that everybody was giving her a rash of shit, but then Nick unwittingly said "hold my beer," and now nobody cares anymore. Bytes who? Did she also shove a bottle up her ass and go to a swinger resort?

That's a piss pore argument, if you're saying he's always been a degenerate than I'd agree if you're saying it was to this extent even during cuck college and Jack Murphy then that makes him more of a hypocrite.
Then if you say he's kept it behind closed doors then that means the presentation and persona he kept up was dishonest or at the very least should of been kept private.
Saying he's protestant literally means nothing, I'm protestant and I know there are a bunch of morons and denominations that have no biblical basis if not straight up fan fiction for self justification.
As far as that last bit about his wife there's too many to go over https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Infidelity

 

[Captain Manning]

That's a piss pore argument

Of course it is. He's coping, and trying to cast it as flexing on Elissa and her viewers.

Like, I can tell you right now, if it comes out that Nick is in a open marriage, he and others will try to say that's okay because it's by "mutual consent" or some shit. The goal posts will never not be moved, so engaging people like this in conversation is pointless. That's why I've completely stayed out of it except to laugh here on KF, and I would strongly encourage most others to do the same.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

@Captain Manning speak of the devil and he doth arrives
Spectre06 has been spotted in all his gravy seal glory. The cope is real.

The irony is in this it seems Argolith ("Bobs and vagene" Indian) has appeared to have woken up from his simping lol.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When you've lost Spectre...

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

When you've lost Spectre...
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Based and incelpilled

 

[Captain Manning]

@Captain Manning speak of the devil and he doth arrives
Spectre06 has been spotted in all his gravy seal glory. The cope is real.

Yeah, I posted that in his thread. I predicted he was gonna be smug that he got the Discord got taken down.

When you've lost Spectre...
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I don't think he's lost Spectre just yet.

What Spectre doesn't mention, and is probably too chickenshit to say, is that Nick is enabling all of it. Nick wants this. Or at least says he does. It's a notable omission. To hear Spectre describe it, the wine mommies just showed up one day, and Nick doesn't appreciate their company. He's careful not to put any onus on Nick.

Right now he seems to be pinning his hopes on Nick getting yeeted from Locals, and then the Rekietabros can have him back from the clutches of the wine mommies.

Also, LOL at the regret over the Discord. I don't think he thought that one through. The grass is always greener...