Are there any lolcows hard done by?

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Many lolcows, as we know, live miserable lives in squalor, or are ridiculed constantly for the right reasons.

But are there any lolcows out there that you believe have been hard done by? That don't deserve the hand that life has dealt them?
 
I will admit I felt bad for Chris during the Julie incident and the people-pretending-to-be-his-high-school-friends incident. Both of those were excessive.
Yeah, I agree. While most of the people on this website do deserve to be here for one reason or another. I think a lot of us forget that some of them have legit mental illness and go a tad overboard.
 
Sheesh! What emos you guys are. The main point with a lolcow is that they can regain their humanity at almost any time.
They can walk away and stop encouraging the trollz. But they don't. Ego and insanity mean they have to keep interacting.

Some have tough lives, but this is almost always due to their own bad doings.
 
That depends on what you mean hard done by.

Ahuvava is homeless and unemployable because of his tattoos and his tendency to be salted and deep fried.

There is one lolcow who apparently lives in a cave and posting pics of herself.

The Slatons are a ticking time bomb of grease and carbs.

Many of their things are brought by themselves.
 
Nope never. There have been ones I briefly felt pity for and there are those who I read about and wonder why they're a lolcow but then I always find that one horrible thing and just go "yeah... yeah, no."
 
That depends on what you mean hard done by.

Ahuvava is homeless and unemployable because of his tattoos and his tendency to be salted and deep fried.

That's all his fault, though, and if he wasn't willfully even more retarded than he was born, he would have a reasonably comfortable life.

I'm going to go with Jessie Slaughter because most of her dipshittery was related to the fact she had a completely fucked up home life and no real chance to be normal.
 
Aaron McCluske is probably the cow I feel the most sympathy for. He's legit mentally retarded and living with two ailing grandparents who are probably both going to die soon, but he doesn't seem to be able to understand the gravity of that situation. Given his conditions and their severity, I think it's fair to say that he never really had much of a chance in life (he attended classes to tie his shoes...in high school).

But then I remember that he takes pride in being lazy and adamantly refuses to do even simple household chores, and my sympathy for him lessens significantly.
 
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Kai. She got fucked right from the start. She could be normal-ish if her mom had been willing to put her in special needs programs and gotten the help she needed. Instead, she just hid her away and let her fester into a retarded potato with a tugboat wasted on makeup
 
Cosmo, aka Narcissa Wright. He was a pretty talented Speedrunner, his OoT run was pretty fast until it was crushed by John Numbers. Crushed so bad in fact he now lives his life as a little girl. He kinda went on hiatus and came back as a tranny but lately he's been contemplating suicide.I wonder why? Couldn't be all those excess hormones.
 
I think cosmo needs his own thread on the lolcows page. Him turning trans wasn't a big deal in itself, but since he/she has been threatening suicide on twitter and is about to start a patreon the drama has been ramping up and up. He deleted his twitch page too, which was apparently his only source of income. I think him threatening suicide was an effort to get back with his ex-girlfriend too
 
Anyone been following the Gross Gore drama? I'm too new to post a thread about it imo but the basic story is:

gross gore is a twitch streamer on approx $200k pa, him and his manager/best friend go to some gaming thing in europe and invite two girls they hardly know for an all expenses paid trip, the both have their moves rejected on the first night and the girls end up spending the next night with pro-players effectively cucking both gross and his pal. A bit later back home and gross gore retells the tale and calls one of the guys who cucked him a pedo and gets banned permanently from twitch.

Here's the video that got him banned: (quality breakdown)

Here's his 'final' video:

I don't know much about him except from /r/LivestreamFail/ but it does seem a bit harsh banning him forever. Deserved the cucking though.

Unconfirmed Update: *UPDATE* Ali has been taken to hospital in a police car where they are going to try and make sure he is okay. He is going to see a Doctor as he is obviously in a very emotional state. Hope he is okay in the end. (from the notes here: )
from the comments
Update: Ali met up with his parents. Psychaitrist has helped him feel a bit better and is sleeping over at his sisters. Think things are slighlty better :)

I shouldn't laugh but ffs what a meltdown
 
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Jake Rapp. He's basically a weak, empty person whom Allison played like a Stradivarius, and humiliated in front of the entire 'Netz.
 
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