Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ThisHill2DieOn]

After he signed to Rumble, Nick mentioned he brought up their chat filter and that they were surprised by it. He speculated that they just bought come chat API or lifted code from somewhere and slapped it in, not realizing there was a very basic and shitty profanity filter. If that's true, then I wouldn't be surprised if the whole fucking thing is built as a horrible mash up of borrowed and bought code. It would explain a lot, actually, as to why their website is shit, their interface is shit, their chat is shit... Since they now own Locals, it wouldn't surprise me that any ongoing development on Locals chat is also going to be total shit.

 

[Blasterisk]

That's what got Nick hooked, then the wine moms realized they could get attention by paying $5.

We call this move the "Reverse OnlyFans"

 

[Monokuma]

Ralph is really racking up the W's. Flammenco imploded. Metokur turned into Jim Carrey and disappeared into a box to go and die. Rekieta has revealed himself to accurately be a disloyal shyster lawyer. It's time we all admit it: Ralph won.

I've been saying this the whole time. It's YOTG. We're eating good, Guntbros.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Ralph is really racking up the W's. Flammenco imploded. Metokur turned into Jim Carrey and disappeared into a box to go and die. Rekieta has revealed himself to accurately be a disloyal shyster lawyer. It's time we all admit it: Ralph won.

I get that a Dub is a Dub........but this is the Paris-Dakar of AIDS. Not sure I want that medal hanging next to the ol' bowling trophy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So, Gator ducked out, but Randbot is unloading on Rekieta on @chudbere's stream right now.

Claire is also thanking all the "dedicated autists on Kiwifarms" for sending her stuff concerning Nick.

Lmao when you document all this Locals stuff in order it sounds absolutely insane.

Are these screenshots from Nick new? I haven't seen them before, but apparently Nick wants to hide the Locals chat behind a paywall and didn't know that it wasn't already.

 

[Ars Moriendi]

Lmao when you document all this Locals stuff in order it sounds absolutely insane.

Are these screenshots from Nick new? I haven't seen them before, but apparently Nick wants to hide the Locals chat behind a paywall and didn't know that it wasn't already.
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Well that's pathetic... "Y'all prudes and incels, but I better hide my degenerate hypocrisy so the chuds don't roast me"

 

[TexOffender]

So, Gator ducked out, but Randbot is unloading on Rekieta on @chudbere's stream right now.

Claire is also thanking all the "dedicated autists on Kiwifarms" for sending her stuff concerning Nick.

Watching this and that "watch" joke was hilarious lol

 

[Captain Manning]

LOOOOOL!

And that cover of Komm Susser Tod playing over it too!

 

[beef lo mein]

As far as I remember, his cope is that he wants people to feel good about themselves so he is just telling people they have a rocking body because he's being supportive.

I feel like we’re in desperate need of an eyeroll react for this thread. Maybe it should be Rackets-only. Get him feeling special again.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Gator ducked out

Why do I have the feeling he's just too busy getting that fence post right up his rectum and hoping to cozy up to Nick if things go in Nick's favor?

 

[chudbere]

Lmao when you document all this Locals stuff in order it sounds absolutely insane.

Are these screenshots from Nick new? I haven't seen them before, but apparently Nick wants to hide the Locals chat behind a paywall and didn't know that it wasn't already.

Yes someone sent those to me this morning. Here they are so you don't have to have my obnoxious stream graphics in the background lol

 

[Trianon]

Where have I seen these sorts of takes before? Oh wait, on Reddit, that philosophical bastion of marital morals.

This whole digging into Locals thots reminds me of when I was still hanging out in Nick's locals. Unfortunately, I didn't screen grab because I'm still new at this whole thing, so take it as hearsay and believe it if you want. This happened in mid November, the height of the balldo bullshit, and this one thot jumps in and tags him in her comment. To her credit, she had not posted thirst pics yet. But she does say something to the effect of "I had a dream where Lady Rackets and you (Rekieta) were having sex with the balldo in front of me and I was so horny and flustered watching." Now, at this point, Nick had never really interacted with her and suddenly he replies back hours later and talks to her. Then a week goes by and he's heading to Miami for his Rumble thing and he specifically tags her in chat asking if she's gonna be meeting up with him and Kayla in Miami. She tells him no, since she lives in Chicago, and he kept pushing her meeting up with him. The whole thing was really odd coming from someone who positioned himself as a marital conservative.

That was when I realized that Nick probably hasn't had sex with anyone besides Kayla (but that might have changed recently), but I do believe that he's 100% willing to have sex in front of others who want to watch. His excuse will be that since everyone consents and it's typical of the environment (see his defense for posting lewds in Locals) therefore he's not being a hypocrite or a cuck like iDubbz.

This is so disgusting to me. Only paying attention to fans when they seem likely to put out. There is no amount of cope to hide that he's preying on his fans at this point. Anyone who does this in public we can assume has low self-worth, and he encourages them to attain "confidence" by posting their naked bodies for him to drool over, then desperately tries to meet up with them so he can talk about their wet dreams? And when anyone says, "Hey, can we not groom a digital harem in here?" he turns on them. Vile. Actively despicable.

Yeah just last night he answered a superchatter about why porn is potentially harmful to adolescent boys. Keep in mind, this is the same man who said a few weeks ago he hopes his kids find the videos he's made talking about fucking their mom with the balldo and other toys, and the same man who is encouraging women in his locals to post porn of themselves.
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This is reaching Jekyll & Hyde levels of compartmentalization.

That's my point. Spectre is over-the-top hilarious when he loses his shit. He'll try and convince you he's got the nuclear launch codes, and all he has to do is place a call to NORAD. By comparison, all I read off CGoody is anger and sadness.

Also, CGoody is gonna look foolish if it turns out Nick is in an open marriage:

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Byte's victory in this is that everybody was giving her a rash of shit, but then Nick unwittingly said "hold my beer," and now nobody cares anymore. Bytes who? Did she also shove a bottle up her ass and go to a swinger resort?

Bytes' busybodying a little too hard is such small potatoes compared to this mess.

Lmao when you document all this Locals stuff in order it sounds absolutely insane.

Are these screenshots from Nick new? I haven't seen them before, but apparently Nick wants to hide the Locals chat behind a paywall and didn't know that it wasn't already.
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Ah, so he could be mad at KF for scaring his pornpigs into backing away from Ass Wednesday because their lewds are likely to be immortalized in this thread. KF's existence is messing with his customary tits on tap! They're so mean!

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Yes someone sent those to me this morning. Here they are so you don't have to have my obnoxious stream graphics in the background lol

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Maybe Rackets is wet brained or something. Locals works on chat being viewable by anyone, but you have to sub to chat. Although you can set exclusive members-only chat instances and streams. He knows this. I know he knows this because he's specifically mentioned this numerous times.

Good news is that he's unlikely to get Werneck-Korsakoff syndrome. He's not a hobo that only drinks and doesn't eat. But there is always the joys of hepatic encephalopathy, which is where you get dementia caused by liver failure. The liver fails to work and alcoholics in renal failure tend to not be good at getting regular treatment. Ammonia builds up and penetrates the blood-brain barrier, then they're going insane in the membrane.

 

[dustnight]

Lmao when you document all this Locals stuff in order it sounds absolutely insane.

Are these screenshots from Nick new? I haven't seen them before, but apparently Nick wants to hide the Locals chat behind a paywall and didn't know that it wasn't already.
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WAIT A MINUTE That means Nick actually thought he was making money off of him and his wifes thottery... he got cucked out of his own cuckshed lol

 

[Captain Manning]

Why do I have the feeling he's just too busy getting that fence post right up his rectum and hoping to cozy up to Nick if things go in Nick's favor?

You're getting that feeling because I think that's what most people who read KF have come to expect from him. It's been too well documented on the Gunt subforum. He stuck it out with Ralph far longer than any sane, moral, or self-respecting person should have.

To be fair, it was legit late, but if he keeps shucking and jiving like this...

OTOH, Randbot was pretty damn entertaining tonight. I recall him being nearly insufferable back when he was on the Killstream, so I was actually really shocked. Good for him.

All things said, that was entertaining to listen to. Thanks @chudbere!

 

[Retink Retunk]

You're getting that feeling because I think that's what most people who read KF have come to expect from him. It's been too well documented on the Gunt subforum. He stuck it out with Ralph far longer than any sane, moral, or self-respecting person should have.

To be fair, it was legit late, but if he keeps shucking and jiving like this...

OTOH, Randbot was pretty damn entertaining tonight. I recall him being nearly insufferable back when he was on the Killstream, so I was actually really shocked. Good for him.

All things said, that was entertaining to listen to. Thanks @chudbere!

Rand can be funny, he's just retarded and will just decide Pregumin is the future of the white race, which results in him devoting a whole segment to it for some reason. If he can figure out how to reign in the weird autism and just let out the funny shit, I'd actually watch him as at one point he was just fucking with Ralph in a very amusing way. His recent stint of just going full throttle has been decent.

 

[Jimmy Tarleton]

Rand can be funny, he's just retarded and will just decide Pregumin is the future of the white race, which results in him devoting a whole segment to it for some reason. If he can figure out how to reign in the weird autism and just let out the funny shit, I'd actually watch him as at one point he was just fucking with Ralph in a very amusing way. His recent stint of just going full throttle has been decent.

But I doubt Jim would've settled for Rand as his successor if not for his insufferable weebery, and to Rand that must be all that matters. In Rand's flattened and alcohol-soaked mind, losing all those viewers each time he just had to play something like Goblin Slayer on his stream was worth it.

 

[Poop Shoot]

@chudbere Thanks for the stream tonight. After seeing the whole thing laid out, I’m more convinced than ever he has a serious substance abuse problem going on along with the midlife crisis.

 

[Phillip Green]

OTOH, Randbot was pretty damn entertaining tonight. I recall him being nearly insufferable back when he was on the Killstream, so I was actually really shocked. Good for him.

All things said, that was entertaining to listen to. Thanks @chudbere!

I liked Randbot in small doses, but he always sounded like he had some kind of traumatic brain injury and got intolerable to listen to after about 15 minutes. I haven't listed to him in a while, but he sounded far less retarded tonight... has he cut back on the catastrophic binge drinking or something?

And I agree on the stream. Fun show @chudbere.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I felt deep trouble in my soul anus and was reading the Negronomicon for guidance and found this prescient passage.

Spoiler

Book 7. CIVIL CONQUEST (kill everything)
Sterilization, lethal injections and baby rape.

Chapter 16. Dear Mono Problems - DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE

147. MY WIFE MUST NEVER SEE OTHER MEN. SHE MUST BE MY SECRETARY.
148. MY WIFE MUST NEVER SPEAK TO ANYONE.
149. MY WIFE MUSF NEVER SPEAK TO HER PREVIOUS FAMILY.
150. when you don’t believe you can sing, you accept songs that don’t deserve to be sung.
151. MY WIFE MUST LIVE AS A GHOST TO EVERYONE ELSE.
152. SHE MUST ONLY EXISTS TO ME AND TO ME SHE EXISTS FULLY AS A WOMAN
THAT I LIVE WITH AND WHO SUBMITS TO ME.
153. MY WIFE IS A NUN AND I AM GOD.
154. MY WIFE IS MY DISCIPLE. MY WIFE IS MY SERVANT. MY WIFE IS MY PRISONER.

If only Nick had followed the scripture and made his wife live as a ghost to everyone else.