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339 is gonna be the new 14 Branchland Court before the year is out, weens and clout chasers. Raxx oughta monetize his "fanz". The only fame and money he will see is as a dancing monkey.
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Sally needs to sign him up for the traveling circus at least then he could pay for a $30 watch and some blankets on his own339 is gonna be the new 14 Branchland Court before the year is out, weens and clout chasers. Raxx oughta monetize his "fanz". The only fame and money he will see is as a dancing monkey
It's really funny if you think about how Chris Chan actually has profited in the thousands of dollars with actual merch and self-produced works (as in, actual media not intellectual properties). While Cyraxx hasn't made anything in the double digits that's even his own creation.339 is gonna be the new 14 Branchland Court before the year is out, weens and clout chasers. Raxx oughta monetize his "fanz". The only fame and money he will see is as a dancing monkey.
People covering Cyraxx make more money than Cyraxx makes off of his own shit.It's really funny if you think about how Chris Chan actually has profited in the thousands of dollars with actual merch and self-produced works (as in, actual media not intellectual properties). While Cyraxx hasn't made anything in the double digits that's even his own creation.
If I drew a Sonichu of him, do you think he would steal it and claim it as he own? Because I'll be honest, it's been an itch I've been meaning to scratch.339 is gonna be the new 14 Branchland Court before the year is out, weens and clout chasers. Raxx oughta monetize his "fanz". The only fame and money he will see is as a dancing monkey.
I wouldn't say he's exposing chance. Most of what he says is BS (Sally being Raxx's biological mother and Akron PD has the watch) to the point that you end up dismissing everything he says (like Jake and Raxx's relationship) as possible BS that he's using to get Raxx to respond.What has Marty done to you? He is exposing Chance. What you don't like boardgames?
True but I think its also the fact that Marty is a bit of a loser himself, some of the things that Marty mocks Chance for also apply to Marty, no job, living off his dad's money, bald and obese, his streams are boring as fuck(when Chance isn't there) and super low effort, not prepped for, etc etc. Some things are just a bit hypocritical. But he is a talented tard wrangler, no doubt about it, and I don't think anyone is claiming that he is bad at what he does with Chance. But you aren't a normal sane person if you spend most of your time wrangling retards on the Internet 6 days a week.Not sure why marty strikes a bad chord with some people here, he openly acknowledges that he's not anything special and there's no higher purpose to his actions. I would assume people here are smart enough to know when he's joking, exaggerating, lying, etc. He's good at what he does and doesn't get caught up in his own ego. I feel like trolls like WGH take the trolling more seriously and aren't as effective at getting under chance's headspace despite what people say about him.
I wouldn't say he's exposing chance. Most of what he says is BS (Sally being Raxx's biological mother and Akron PD has the watch) to the point that you end up dismissing everything he says (like Jake and Raxx's relationship) as possible BS that he's using to get Raxx to respond.
I've really got no beef with Marty, he likes to troll, that's fine with me. Of the two, he's the less disgusting.
MBM viewers are the bigger problem. Just like with Raxx's viewers, there's usually a big turn-over about once every 3 months. When new viewers come on board (on both sides) there's usually several of them that end up in this thread thinking that they are at the nerve center of all Raxx trolling, and we have to deal with either someone white knighting Raxx for a few posts or someone thinking that Marty's new way of getting Raxx to respond is actually true (once again "There is no Connie").
The people that end up continuing to follow Marty after a few months sometimes decide that they have what it takes to be a troll superstar too. These people then start an archive channel on YouTube that is alright at first, but then they feel like they have to get involved in Raxx's life and Marty's troll community and the quality of their channel starts to falter into cringy, Then in the end they have to find out that Marty and Burger have the ultimate cash cow in Raxx, and they aren't sharing the money. Zaidrium Zero, U.I.S., Gryker, soon to be Bustyn Jently.
In the end, Marty is okay for entertainment, just don't take anything he says seriously and don't get involved. And If you want someone that is actually "exposing Chance" Mart'y's not your guy, WGH is.
So the thing about Marty, while has other users have mentioned is that he does exhibit cow-like qualities. He just happens to have slightly better internet hygiene than Cyraxx. Yeah, there's that one video of him, the "Cyraxx says you gotta go" video, but otherwise besides a possible name of Nick Speigler (Beigler?) we don't have much else. What he does masterfully is craft a narrative that may have a glimmer of truth to them, or may be fully fabricated. I don't stick around his videos once he gets to the board games part, I'm watching for any Cyraxx content. These narratives always make Cyraxx respond, no matter how asinine they are or how many times he swears off worrying about the trolls and Marty. It's like a Cyraxx sub cycle, if we were to assume him quitting and returning is the main cycle. At the end of the day, lolcows always seem to attract other cows. Truly a tangled web of lunacy and ideocracy thanks to the Internet.Not sure why marty strikes a bad chord with some people here, he openly acknowledges that he's not anything special and there's no higher purpose to his actions. I would assume people here are smart enough to know when he's joking, exaggerating, lying, etc. He's good at what he does and doesn't get caught up in his own ego. I feel like trolls like WGH take the trolling more seriously and aren't as effective at getting under chance's headspace despite what people say about him.
I'm glad to see this sentiment elsewhere. I hate seeing things get dumbed down for the zoomy zoomers and retards who have no talent so they rely on software to make something, but it all looks the same. No matter how different someone's layout is, all the assets are the same.I agree with you, for the most part gatekeeping is good for any community
Community members of Marty may be an issue, like someone else pointed out in the thread (I'm so sorry I'm failing to find who said it to give credit), I think Danny Brown's audience is slightly different considering he's everything Cyraxx claims to be, but the biggest community following Cyraxx that I detest is Based Shamans. I would argue most retards come from his streams, but I only have a gut feeling to back me up on this.I agree with you, for the most part gatekeeping is good for any community but if there's people genuinely interested in Chance the opportunities should be there. I haven't been on the farms very long but I've been following the Cyraxx anime for 3 years now and I have to say this thread has added so much to the lore I'm so glad it exists.
As for there being too much attention on him that's definitely true, between Danny Brown talking about him, youtubers and discord filled with his content the normies might find out and try to shut it all down. That's of course assuming he doesn't get sent to a group home or prison first.
I was watching the "Phone Confiscated" Stream today while at lunch. I won't have time for highlights until the weekend, but Cyraxx did mention the Farms twice. He claims MBM is more hated by us, which is untrue I feel; Marty is a mixed bag here. I cannot speak for the whole community of Cyraxx observers, but I can say for certain that I hope Cyraxx pissess of the wrong person and gets decked in the face by one of his detractors on camera like Ed occasionally does. I don't want this little goblin to be seriously injured at all, but a good punch in the face would be a joy to see. Even an open handed slap. Sometimes I do think Marty misses opportunities to get Cyraxx on some easy 'gotcha moments'. While Cyraxx is doing his retarded Ken Block stream, it should have been emphasized since he's plugging Ken Block memorial merch that any proceeds should be sent to help the funeral costs of Ken Block or to a charity he championed. Otherwise call him out for trying to profit off his passing. And not to mention that absolutely asinine moment of silence where it was not silent and he played some garbage music.Ok, there is trouble in the Cyraxx buddy troll verse, people are trying to convince Raxxy boy that FullMetalKendo is the buddy troll who is leaking stuff and not this other person, who I will not name. There are also rumors that Chance can't stream on his FB account anymore because his passwords have "somehow" gotten into the wrong hands, after Chance was giving them out to several of his "friends".
It seems like Chance isn't reading his thread here himself from the answers he gives Marty in the clip. Probably is Kendo who is telling Chance what we are posting here.
The first clip was posted as a supposed "leak" from FullMetalKendo and is about Chance's Pokemon Go, the second clip is from Music Biz Marty's stream titled "Cyrax watch confiscated by police ().. come back zaidrium!!! Cyrax too dumb to even play checkers".
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And his new Twitch is: https://www.twitch.tv/hooniguy2023 Edit 2: It's banned now, lol.
New Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/studio-43/
I will have to disagree. Gatekeeping is important, otherwise you're going to get that one fucking idiot who starts swatting the cow or doing something too reckless that will ruin everyone's entertainment. As for pulling people away from what their doing, a lot of them were bottom of society weirdos looking for a gay hookup and more importantly drugs. Granted I do feel bad about the scrappers who are just trying to make money and get sent on a goose chase which costs them time and therefore money. However, it's important not to moralfag too hard because at the end of the day there's nothing you can do to prevent it.Marty just strikes me as weird, not Cyraxx levels of course. However, the one thing that bothers me primarily about Marty is that he actively gate-keeps trolling a lolcow (which I consider fairly degenerate). Marty seems to be somewhat dependent on trolling for income. He doesn't seem to have much going on other than trolling Raxx. He apparently was trying to go after the "Liquid Chris" that's trolling raxx. At least with other lolcows there's a revolving door of people who troll the cow. With cyraxx you can not mention Raxx without mentioning Marty at some point. The other thing that has me a smidge bothered is Marty sending random faggots to raxx's house. For me involving random people who have no horse in the race crosses a line of sorts. I guess with trolling a pedophile there isn't a line to be crossed, though I am more concerned with the random faggots who are being pulled in unwittingly if you catch my drift (it would be different if they were aware). I think the term orbiter can be placed comfortably over a Music biz Marty thread with little to no issue.
But that's just me.
Oh also Marty is banned from a couple of discords including smokey's because he posted cyraxx dick with no prompting.
I'm very happy you mention the false flagging etc, because that is a huge deal why Marty, Tyler, and Burger are pathetic losers. Some gatekeeping is necessary, everyone gets that and it's not always a bad thing. But the "politics" on how these ladies go about things, on who gets to make Raxx videos and who doesn't would make anyone here laugh their asses off. A lot of shady shit goes on behind the scenes and all of it extremely gay.@Bionicle Enthusiast @Logic (the reply and quote buttons are missing)
The words that keep coming up is "gate keeping". Marty and Burger takes gate keeping to another level. U.I.S. was flagged recently and when he looked he found it was Burger that flagged him. I've heard that the same thing happened when WGH looked into his last channel getting flagged. Burger Boy has publicly said stuff about Zadrium Zero, Based Shaman, and DSH because they were all making money off their Cyraxx content. That's not to mention the shit storm that happened with Gryker. Marty gate keeps because Cyraxx is his investment, and he is not going to let anyone else in on it.
@Bionicle Enthusiast @Logic (the reply and quote buttons are missing)
The words that keep coming up is "gate keeping". Marty and Burger takes gate keeping to another level. U.I.S. was flagged recently and when he looked he found it was Burger that flagged him. I've heard that the same thing happened when WGH looked into his last channel getting flagged. Burger Boy has publicly said stuff about Zadrium Zero, Based Shaman, and DSH because they were all making money off their Cyraxx content. That's not to mention the shit storm that happened with Gryker. Marty gate keeps because Cyraxx is his investment, and he is not going to let anyone else in on it.
My personal stance on gatekeeping will still stick with me, but I do agree that copyright striking their competitors video is petty. At the end of the day though we all win here on the Farms. We will always get to watch Cyraxx freak-out, lie, and preform disgusting acts (tooth adjusting, ass wiping, etc) because someone will always vie to be on top of the Cyraxx restreaming scene; which will get archived here. We also get to observe all the troll infighting without being a part of it. No matter how petty his trolls get, how pathetic they become to be the one to claim the title of king retard grifter we all get to laugh at both parties here.I'm very happy you mention the false flagging etc, because that is a huge deal why Marty, Tyler, and Burger are pathetic losers. Some gatekeeping is necessary, everyone gets that and it's not always a bad thing. But the "politics" on how these ladies go about things, on who gets to make Raxx videos and who doesn't would make anyone here laugh their asses off. A lot of shady shit goes on behind the scenes and all of it extremely gay.
I understand the function of gatekeeping. I do agree with it in most cases it's why the farms are the way it is. However, Marty and Burger have taken it to a different level where I personally think it's done out of financial incentive to prevent cyraxx from losing focus from them. One of them was a possible threat to dox liquid-Chris, as he is of course gonna outshine Marty at trolling Raxx. This "gatekeeping" isn't done out of "concern" or safety for would be weens, it's done to squelch "competition".@Bionicle Enthusiast
I will have to disagree. Gatekeeping is important, otherwise you're going to get that one fucking idiot who starts swatting the cow or doing something too reckless that will ruin everyone's entertainment. As for pulling people away from what their doing, a lot of them were bottom of society weirdos looking for a gay hookup and more importantly drugs. Granted I do feel bad about the scrappers. However, it's important not to moralfag too hard because at the end of the day there's nothing you can do to prevent it.
They weren't just making fun of Marty for the raxxcoin thing. They got fed up with him gatekeeping his cashcow and being a pissbaby about "the new generation of trolls".I have seen him rant about one troll/ween's failed troll attempt about "raxxcoin" with so much vitriol to the point where I've seen smokey's discord server start making fun of Marty for going after it.
Nice I see that you are a man of culture!They weren't just making fun of Marty for the raxxcoin thing. They got fed up with him gatekeeping his cashcow and being a pissbaby about "the new generation of trolls".
Lol burger is pathetic. At least Marty's fatass is gatekeeping chance to protect an economic interest. Burger apparently just wants to gatekeep chance because????@Bionicle Enthusiast @Logic (the reply and quote buttons are missing)
The words that keep coming up is "gate keeping". Marty and Burger takes gate keeping to another level. U.I.S. was flagged recently and when he looked he found it was Burger that flagged him. I've heard that the same thing happened when WGH looked into his last channel getting flagged. Burger Boy has publicly said stuff about Zadrium Zero, Based Shaman, and DSH because they were all making money off their Cyraxx content. That's not to mention the shit storm that happened with Gryker. Marty gate keeps because Cyraxx is his investment, and he is not going to let anyone else in on it.
That rash he showed was definitely from doo doo fingernails over some random poor circulation. Doo doo fingernails, dry skin compounded by the dry weather, maybe eczema in general. He needs to start using some lotion but I think we all know that's just a silly thing to think he'd do.Poor Chance never learns and just refuses to realize that every single "friend" he has is a buddy troll that leaks everything he got. Because no friend will accept that they have to agree with every single delusional idea that pops into his scab-infested head, that's not how friendships work, friends ask each other questions. But no one is allowed to do that with Chance, no one. Just agree with everything and don't ask for proof of anything. Only trolls ask questions and want proof of delusional claims.
From his Chance Wilkins FB page, titled "cALLING out FULL METAL KENDO AKA BRANDON!!"
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And here is an earlier(or maybe later, can't really tell) stream from today, where Chance is pity fishing again, fake crying and saying that he is gonna lose his legs and is quitting content creation for real this time, pinky promise.
He has been too lazy and sitting still too much so his legs haven't gotten any blood to them, "his leg is attacking his body" the doctors say, bla bla bla so in 6-12months from now his leg might fall off. Maybe. Probably not. No, it won't. He shows his lower leg which has some rashes on it but he sets it up like we are gonna see his leg dangling from a string of flesh.
From his Chance Wilkins FB page. The shorter clip is a better-quality vid of his lower leg.
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He needs to stop scratching himself directly after he has put his fingers up his asshole, that's what causing this. That and no showers. Take a fucking shower, you dirty Goblin, you can't count on Sally to always remind you to do it, you 32-year-old baby.
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A couple of hours before the "my leg is falling off and I can't walk" stream.
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Interesting...I've heard of flags happening but whenever channels went down I would always assume it was because of Raxx's false flagging finally going through. And if Burger is involved that may explain why he doesn't show up on marty's streams anymore since its a slimy move (although i recall somewhere he stated in a yt chat that tyler doxx'd him/threatened to dox him(?) when someone asked why he didn't appear on panel anymore, I can't tell you for sure if that was a sarcastic remark or not).@Bionicle Enthusiast @Logic (the reply and quote buttons are missing)
The words that keep coming up is "gate keeping". Marty and Burger takes gate keeping to another level. U.I.S. was flagged recently and when he looked he found it was Burger that flagged him. I've heard that the same thing happened when WGH looked into his last channel getting flagged. Burger Boy has publicly said stuff about Zadrium Zero, Based Shaman, and DSH because they were all making money off their Cyraxx content. That's not to mention the shit storm that happened with Gryker. Marty gate keeps because Cyraxx is his investment, and he is not going to let anyone else in on it.