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Remember the lawsuit against Andrew? The Judge told him the exact same thing you're saying AS HE WAS DISMISSING the case... and Pat just flat out didn't believe him. He's insane.Late I know, but I feel like I have to say this. What's happening with Fatrick is not telephone harassment. He keeps having a conversation. Constantly replying to literally everyone who messages you constitutes harassment nowhere, ever.
That's cause you're using an XXXL shirt. It fit you 5 years ago, tops.I feel immense.
Motherfucker, the dinosaurs managed to survive for 200.000.000 years, and us humans (so far) for barely a million. Even if you take just individual dinosaur species to compare, they existed for MUCH longer than us.We were able to adapt, they weren't.
You are immense.
Patrick, just because you're human doesn't mean you can claim Humanity Fuck Yeah for yourself. You are in no way an alpha male who crushes xenos underfoot. You are a fat, lazy man from the Midwest who argues with trolls on Twitter.We defeated the dinosaurs, child:
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Someone decides to correct our piglet:
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He continues to drone on with more nonsense. He is shitfaced tonight:
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“...despite their more ponderous pace. Proceeds pilfered into pilot’s waterproofed pantaloons, their guests paid a pitttance,...”
"Wrong, child. I will have you know that it is my personal satisfaction as a word miner of literary rare earths that is always and everywhere paramount. I do not care if the fortunate souls who happen upon my works understand, let alone enjoy, them so long as they know their place as mere readers and stand in awe of my erudition and poetic prowess."Mild power level, but my grandmother worked as a professional editor for her entire life. She was insistent that whenever I write anything, I should follow George Orwell’s Six Rules for Writing as closely as possible:
It’s impressive that Hamlinson manages to regularly break every single one of these rules, yet still styles himself as a successful author. It’s no wonder his shit is unreadable.
- Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
- Never use a long word where a short one will do.
- If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
- Never use the passive where you can use the active.
- Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
- Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
It reminds me of the essays I would write in college, trying to hit a word count. Use all the big words and be as rambly as possible. Rick has hit that perfectly.It reads like somebody making fun of people who use big overwrought words for no purpose and grab the most complex synonym in the thesaurus but you know he wrote that alliteration and chuckled to himself "oh, you're too clever, Mr. Tomlinson."
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Arnold Schwartenpiggler makes an appearance and claims 10 days of daily workouts without rest days or muscle soreness.
Thanks, I hate it.More slop from the pig, enjoy!
I like the basis of a Michael Scott type character with his cringe. Perhaps it could be about a struggling pepperoni salesman trying to make it in the BIG CITY (Milwaukee lol).The only thing this morbidly obese man needs to be writing for publication is some kind of Michael Scarn from The Office type self-insert of himself as a spy/sex god/President of the United States/car blogger/owner of Twitter/etc. battling the atalkers with a whole bunch of epic action scenes stolen from very popular movies and ending with Norm coming down from heaven and forgiving him.
Excel spreadsheets can easily tell more interesting stories than Pat could ever dream of. I’d rather read through one hundred P&L statements or develop as many supply/demand models than read even a page of Pat’s faggot, garbage writing.If that's creative writing, then so are the Excel spreadsheets I make for a living.
Nice.Someone on the other forums posted some piggy court details from over a decade ago:
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Disclaimer: IANAL. Let me know if I misunderstood anything.
Sweet baby infant tiny child, it is easy not to be sore in the muscles when you do not have any.View attachment 4204146
Arnold Schwartenpiggler makes an appearance and claims 10 days of daily workouts without rest days or muscle soreness.