Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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We defeated the dinosaurs, child:

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Someone decides to correct our piglet:

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He continues to drone on with more nonsense. He is shitfaced tonight:

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If we're sharing descriptions of the Thames...

At about half-past one on a February night he found himself steaming in a small tug up the silent Thames, armed with swordstick and revolver, the duly elected Thursday of the Central Council of Anarchists.

When Syme stepped out on to the steam-tug he had a singular sensation of stepping out into something entirely new; not merely into the landscape of a new land, but even into the landscape of a new planet. This was mainly due to the insane yet solid decision of that evening, though partly also to an entire change in the weather and the sky since he entered the little tavern some two hours before. Every trace of the passionate plumage of the cloudy sunset had been swept away, and a naked moon stood in a naked sky. The moon was so strong and full that (by a paradox often to be noticed) it seemed like a weaker sun. It gave, not the sense of bright moonshine, but rather of a dead daylight.

Over the whole landscape lay a luminous and unnatural discoloration, as of that disastrous twilight which Milton spoke of as shed by the sun in eclipse; so that Syme fell easily into his first thought, that he was actually on some other and emptier planet, which circled round some sadder star. But the more he felt this glittering desolation in the moonlit land, the more his own chivalric folly glowed in the night like a great fire. Even the common things he carried with him—the food and the brandy and the loaded pistol—took on exactly that concrete and material poetry which a child feels when he takes a gun upon a journey or a bun with him to bed. The sword-stick and the brandy-flask, though in themselves only the tools of morbid conspirators, became the expressions of his own more healthy romance. The sword-stick became almost the sword of chivalry, and the brandy the wine of the stirrup-cup. For even the most dehumanised modern fantasies depend on some older and simpler figure; the adventures may be mad, but the adventurer must be sane. The dragon without St. George would not even be grotesque. So this inhuman landscape was only imaginative by the presence of a man really human. To Syme’s exaggerative mind the bright, bleak houses and terraces by the Thames looked as empty as the mountains of the moon. But even the moon is only poetical because there is a man in the moon.

The tug was worked by two men, and with much toil went comparatively slowly. The clear moon that had lit up Chiswick had gone down by the time that they passed Battersea, and when they came under the enormous bulk of Westminster day had already begun to break. It broke like the splitting of great bars of lead, showing bars of silver; and these had brightened like white fire when the tug, changing its onward course, turned inward to a large landing stage rather beyond Charing Cross.

The great stones of the Embankment seemed equally dark and gigantic as Syme looked up at them. They were big and black against the huge white dawn. They made him feel that he was landing on the colossal steps of some Egyptian palace; and, indeed, the thing suited his mood, for he was, in his own mind, mounting to attack the solid thrones of horrible and heathen kings. He leapt out of the boat on to one slimy step, and stood, a dark and slender figure, amid the enormous masonry. The two men in the tug put her off again and turned up stream. They had never spoken a word.

It's not Conrad, but it's moody and atmospheric and evocative, and much more than just the words themselves.
 
Late I know, but I feel like I have to say this. What's happening with Fatrick is not telephone harassment. He keeps having a conversation. Constantly replying to literally everyone who messages you constitutes harassment nowhere, ever.
Remember the lawsuit against Andrew? The Judge told him the exact same thing you're saying AS HE WAS DISMISSING the case... and Pat just flat out didn't believe him. He's insane.

I feel immense.
That's cause you're using an XXXL shirt. It fit you 5 years ago, tops.

We were able to adapt, they weren't.
Motherfucker, the dinosaurs managed to survive for 200.000.000 years, and us humans (so far) for barely a million. Even if you take just individual dinosaur species to compare, they existed for MUCH longer than us.

Also, if you think we'd survive an asteroid that big right now, you need to study a lot more, fatty. How retarded can a man truly be, my God, he has to be doing this on purpose!
 
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You are immense.

And is Mr. Tomlinson aware that "dinosaur" refers not to a single animal, but instead to an entire taxonomic clade of animals that lived for approximately 200 million years? I'm screenshotting this Tweet and in 199 million years, I'm coming back and calling him a fag. This retard wants to talk about the indomitable human spirit and yet somehow thinks America will become a smouldering crater the instant a Republican gets elected.
 
I thought for a moment he was trying to sound “conservative” by brushing off fearmongering about the environment (“we adapted”), but no. No, he’s just aping someone else’s “humans are amazeballs!” tweet and being stupid.
 
Mild power level, but my grandmother worked as a professional editor for her entire life. She was insistent that whenever I write anything, I should follow George Orwell’s Six Rules for Writing as closely as possible:
  1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
  2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.
  3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
  4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
  5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
  6. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
It’s impressive that Hamlinson manages to regularly break every single one of these rules, yet still styles himself as a successful author. It’s no wonder his shit is unreadable.
"Wrong, child. I will have you know that it is my personal satisfaction as a word miner of literary rare earths that is always and everywhere paramount. I do not care if the fortunate souls who happen upon my works understand, let alone enjoy, them so long as they know their place as mere readers and stand in awe of my erudition and poetic prowess."

Shit, writing like Pat gave me a headache back there. Your post reminded me of another great resource for people who want to write better, namely this little book:

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It reads like somebody making fun of people who use big overwrought words for no purpose and grab the most complex synonym in the thesaurus but you know he wrote that alliteration and chuckled to himself "oh, you're too clever, Mr. Tomlinson."
It reminds me of the essays I would write in college, trying to hit a word count. Use all the big words and be as rambly as possible. Rick has hit that perfectly.
 
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Arnold Schwartenpiggler makes an appearance and claims 10 days of daily workouts without rest days or muscle soreness.

What’s the betting he is just showing up at the gym, waddling for 10 minutes at 4kph on a treadmill, doing some curls with two 5 kilo dumbbells, sitting with a pepperoni and a smoothie made of lard and dripping listening to his audiobook, then lumbering home?

Of course he stops at Hooligans and drinks a kegs worth of shit beer to “rehydrate” and get minerals.
 
Someone on the other forums posted some piggy court details from over a decade ago:

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There are a lot of no contest pleas:

 
More slop from the pig, enjoy!
Thanks, I hate it.
The only thing this morbidly obese man needs to be writing for publication is some kind of Michael Scarn from The Office type self-insert of himself as a spy/sex god/President of the United States/car blogger/owner of Twitter/etc. battling the atalkers with a whole bunch of epic action scenes stolen from very popular movies and ending with Norm coming down from heaven and forgiving him.
I like the basis of a Michael Scott type character with his cringe. Perhaps it could be about a struggling pepperoni salesman trying to make it in the BIG CITY (Milwaukee lol).
If that's creative writing, then so are the Excel spreadsheets I make for a living.
Excel spreadsheets can easily tell more interesting stories than Pat could ever dream of. I’d rather read through one hundred P&L statements or develop as many supply/demand models than read even a page of Pat’s faggot, garbage writing.
 
Someone on the other forums posted some piggy court details from over a decade ago:

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Nice.

Since those court records are kinda confusing, I made an attempt at extracting the most relevant info:

2011-09-06​
→ piggy pleads "no contest" at hearing​
→ piggy pays $200.50 ($150 cash bond + $50.50 fine)​
2012-06-06​
→ piggy pleads "not guilty" by mail​
→ charge reduced to "SPEEDING IN 55 MPH ZONE (1-10 MPH)" at hearing​
→ piggy pleads "no contest" at hearing​
→ piggy pays $345 ($254.40 cash bond + ?)​
2012-06-06 — together with previous one
→ piggy pleads "not guilty" by mail​
→ piggy pleads "no contest" at hearing​
→ piggy pays $10 (cash bond)​
2014-01-27​
→ default judgment without a hearing​
→ piggy pleads "no contest"​
→ piggy pays $250.90 (cash bond)​

Disclaimer: IANAL. Let me know if I misunderstood anything.
 
Disclaimer: IANAL. Let me know if I misunderstood anything.

Taking it in the arse impairs legal understanding?

😜

Relating to the fat man, I drink and misbehave, but I have never ended up in court over it.
Most people I have known in the UK and Sweden either have no or one or two incidents with the police and mostly just end up with a caution which teaches them a lesson, or they frequently deal with the police and courts.

I unconsciously assume that’s how it is in most western countries.

Is it common for an average person to have occasional run ins with the law like this in the US? Or in Michigan?

Or is Fatrick just too fat and stupid?
 
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Arnold Schwartenpiggler makes an appearance and claims 10 days of daily workouts without rest days or muscle soreness.
Sweet baby infant tiny child, it is easy not to be sore in the muscles when you do not have any.
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You may not like it, stalker, but this is what peak performance looks like.
 
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