Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[ProtoParrot]

There is no way you haven't photoshopped that, this motherfucker just stood up and walked his way out the morgue, "Weekend at Sander's" lookin ass

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Jazz did not get his stinkditch waxed lol. . He wasn’t holding his gunt up for one thing. I’ll never believe it, unless they show the entire process from betweeen the legs. It’s as phony as the fake parade where the fake killer is and the fake pretty boy who wants to kiss him.

If I were the esthetician(?) tasked with waxing Jazz's crotch, I'd be scared shitless that I'd mess something up and end up getting sued for injuring the client. There may be training for waxing women's pubes and for waxing men's pubes, but I can guarantee you there is no standard training for waxing stinkditches.

The people caught up in the gender lunacy doesn't acknowledge asexuality being a medical condition, but rather they consider it a sexual identity. For them, this is just another new identity they need to accept about Jazz.

Ah, the quirkification of mental illness - just like gender dysphoria. Although I didn't know asexuality was actually a medical condition. My interest has been piqued.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

There is no way you haven't photoshopped that, this motherfucker just stood up and walked his way out the morgue, "Weekend at Sander's" lookin ass

I swear on Saint Rowling I didn’t shooop Sander!

Although I’m starting to get ideas now…

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

What gets me about this trans bathroom shit is this:
No one wants to use a public bathroom. They need to use a public bathroom - and they don't want to spend any more time than absolutely necessary in one. Putting as much time and thought into public bathrooms as TRAs is a massive red flag that your motives are predatory.

 

[Dylan]

Do you think Sander secretly is taking steroids?
His face is aging "matring" too early just like some one who takes T without knowing how to take it right.

 

[Sir Chubbis the Turd]

Do you think Sander secretly is taking steroids?
His face is aging "matring" too early just like some one who takes T without knowing how to take it right.

I think it’s either this or he is transitioning into a divorced mid forties weekend Dad.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

And a person trying to better their half marathon time by 5 mins is probably running a lot, right? And that same person wouldn’t make over 3/4 of their “fitness” TikTok’s about ways to avoid running and/or hating running in general, right?

In all fairness, physically fit and cardio ready aren’t always the same thing. Someone whose used to lifting weights at their own pace might be a lazy bastard with no legs when they start running, and they are used to feeling like gigachad when working out but now they are slow and wheezy.

 

[all4mom2]

Did Sander write that grammatically garbled script, or is the law scholar Griffen really that inarticulate?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I think it’s either this or he is transitioning into a divorced mid forties weekend Dad.

Somewhere a neglected nine year old is forming spontaneously from the aether. He’s probably half-Asian,

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Ah, the quirkification of mental illness - just like gender dysphoria. Although I didn't know asexuality was actually a medical condition. My interest has been piqued.

Asexuality is like anorexia. You're supposed to have a healthy sexual drive. It's equally bad that you don't have one or that you're hypersexual in the same way you shouldn't be either a gluton or you don't eat at all.

Gender lunatics tend to believe that the lack of a sex life is the same as lack of sexual feelings, which is absurd. If I focus on my job, school, or any project and I choose not to date for the time being, that doesn't make me asexual. I don't need to have sex with Henry Cavill to admit he's hot and turn my head at him if he's close to me. What makes me think that he's sexually attractive is indeed my sexual drive. That's basically the problem they have: they think that, unless you act on your sexual urges, you're asexual. Bullshit.

Then, remember many of these people "identify" as LGBT without actually being such. A man who thinks he's gay but feels not attraction to another man can cope saying he's an "asexual homosexual" while he convinces himself that he's not into woman. I think that's the case of Milo Stewart, who at some point clamed to be asexual, likely because despite she claims being a lot of things, she's simply not into women and she's having sex with people she doesn't really like. If I knew I'm gonna have sex with people I don't like, I'm certain my body wouldn't be responsive.

Now, Jazz' case specific is indeed a truly asexual case because he doesn't have the organs or hormones that give people sexual desire. As he's confessed he's waiting to fall in love to have an orgasm, that alone tells us he's never had one. You don't need to fall in love to have one, anyone who's masturbated themselves doesn't need to feel anything beyond sexual arousal to come. Not only his organs doesn't work for it, what makes a human feel sexual attraction for others, he doesn't have it. All his dates and boyfriends are a consequence of him convincing himself that he has to date because women are expected to date. He might enjoy their company, but he wouldn't know what to feel if such dates ever moves further to sex. A man can has sex with Jazz, but he wouldn't feel anything at all.

 

[Clown Baby]

Asexuality is like anorexia. You're supposed to have a healthy sexual drive. It's equally bad that you don't have one or that you're hypersexual in the same way you shouldn't be either a gluton or you don't eat at all.

Gender lunatics tend to believe that the lack of a sex life is the same as lack of sexual feelings, which is absurd. If I focus on my job, school, or any project and I choose not to date for the time being, that doesn't make me asexual. I don't need to have sex with Henry Cavill to admit he's hot and turn my head at him if he's close to me. What makes me think that he's sexually attractive is indeed my sexual drive. That's basically the problem they have: they think that, unless you act on your sexual urges, you're asexual. Bullshit.

What you're describing is not how tumblr tard TQ+ asexuals describe their experiences. They are not avoiding acting on their sexual desires, they instead claim to have no sexual desires at all. What I'd really like to see is a study on self-proclaimed asexuals and the length of time they've been on psych medication. I think it's likely that every single one of them are taking SSRIs (additionally likely that they have been taking these drugs since pre-puberty) and are confusing the side effects of the drug as their body's natural state.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

In all fairness, physically fit and cardio ready aren’t always the same thing. Someone whose used to lifting weights at their own pace might be a lazy bastard with no legs when they start running, and they are used to feeling like gigachad when working out but now they are slow and wheezy.

Agreed that fit and cardio are not always the same thing….

I was SPECIFICALLY TALKING ABOUT SANDER, his half-marathon, and his apparent hatred and avoidance of running as evidenced in his social media…..Additionally, Sander said he wanted to improve his time, not start from scratch (implying he was already running….I guess?), and he also tries to give the impression on social media that he’s a fitness guru….


I’ll make it simple:

If your friend said “I want to be a boxer!”, and then talked about how much he hated throwing punches, would you have faith in his success?

If your sister said “I want to design clothes for a career!”, and then expressed a desire to avoid sewing at all costs, would you believe they were being honest with you?

If your brother said “I want to get my pilots license!” but has a blog about avoiding any heights above a sky scraper, would you think flying high in the sky is his passion?

Bringing it baaaaaack around: if you saw a derpy, attention addicted fuck on social media talking about training for a half marathon (a marathon/half marathon is RUNNING, btw…) while also having OVER A DOZEN VIDEOS DEDICATED TO AVOIDING RUNNING, would you ACTUALLY believe him? Does this sound like a person who loves to run?

If the answer is yes, I have some ocean front property here in Colorado I would LOVE to sell you…..

This also reeeeeally makes me wonder what else Sander is lying about….

Edited because I’m sentient trash k?

 

[AssignedEva]

Asexuality is like anorexia. You're supposed to have a healthy sexual drive. It's equally bad that you don't have one or that you're hypersexual in the same way you shouldn't be either a gluton or you don't eat at all.

Gender lunatics tend to believe that the lack of a sex life is the same as lack of sexual feelings, which is absurd. If I focus on my job, school, or any project and I choose not to date for the time being, that doesn't make me asexual. I don't need to have sex with Henry Cavill to admit he's hot and turn my head at him if he's close to me. What makes me think that he's sexually attractive is indeed my sexual drive. That's basically the problem they have: they think that, unless you act on your sexual urges, you're asexual. Bullshit.

Then, remember many of these people "identify" as LGBT without actually being such. A man who thinks he's gay but feels not attraction to another man can cope saying he's an "asexual homosexual" while he convinces himself that he's not into woman. I think that's the case of Milo Stewart, who at some point clamed to be asexual, likely because despite she claims being a lot of things, she's simply not into women and she's having sex with people she doesn't really like. If I knew I'm gonna have sex with people I don't like, I'm certain my body wouldn't be responsive.

Now, Jazz' case specific is indeed a truly asexual case because he doesn't have the organs or hormones that give people sexual desire. As he's confessed he's waiting to fall in love to have an orgasm, that alone tells us he's never had one. You don't need to fall in love to have one, anyone who's masturbated themselves doesn't need to feel anything beyond sexual arousal to come. Not only his organs doesn't work for it, what makes a human feel sexual attraction for others, he doesn't have it. All his dates and boyfriends are a consequence of him convincing himself that he has to date because women are expected to date. He might enjoy their company, but he wouldn't know what to feel if such dates ever moves further to sex. A man can has sex with Jazz, but he wouldn't feel anything at all.

You're missing the other part of the puzzle. "Kinky" asexuals.

They're in part people who have such deranged paraphillias that it's no longer meaningful to describe them as having a sexual orientation because what they get off to is increasingly removed from sex (e.g. Rioley is "sexually attracted" to shitting himself in a diaper and pretending to be a child in front of people - doesn't matter if those people are men or women) and in part groomers (because if it's a "non-sexual kink" then it's a-ok for them to talk to children about it and encourage them to explore "non-sexual kinks").

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Bringing it baaaaaack around: if you saw a derpy, attention addicted fuck on social media talking about training for a half marathon (a marathon/half marathon is RUNNING, btw…) while also having OVER A DOZEN VIDEOS DEDICATED TO AVOIDING RUNNING, would you ACTUALLY believe him? Does this sound like a person who loves to run?

This also reeeeeally makes me wonder what else Sander is lying about….

Edited because I’m sentient trash k?

Regardless of how skeevy the dude may be, a half marathon is not really that impressive (should be the first indication if he has to actively train to run it, given how he's not chubby/beanpole skinny). If you can run a 10 minute mile consistently, congrats king you can run an above average beginner marathon time. Someone bragging about running a half marathon is either a middleschooler, older than 50, or just plain old retarded. Now he seems to be trying to shave 5 minutes off, which idk how long his initial time is but that's either means he's got a decent time already or is just inept. Struggling to run a half marathon is more damning for not enjoying running than any videos he might say or do.

I can't put into words how much the "feel the burn" faggots hate having to haul their biceps around in what is probably the most unsexy form of exercise since man invented the ergonomic rowing machine. I know plenty of people who like working out but hate actual cardio, and the shit I have seen some of them do to avoid running or swimming is fucking hilarious.

I can easily accept someone trying to prey on that market taking advantage of it regardless of what they like doing. Fat fucks who work out are just as easy as normal fat fucks when it comes to taking advantage.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Did Sander write that grammatically garbled script, or is the law scholar Griffen really that inarticulate?

Okay so it wasn't just me then. Glad to know I wasn't stroking out.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

You're missing the other part of the puzzle. "Kinky" asexuals.

They're in part people who have such deranged paraphillias that it's no longer meaningful to describe them as having a sexual orientation because what they get off to is increasingly removed from sex (e.g. Rioley is "sexually attracted" to shitting himself in a diaper and pretending to be a child in front of people - doesn't matter if those people are men or women) and in part groomers (because if it's a "non-sexual kink" then it's a-ok for them to talk to children about it and encourage them to explore "non-sexual kinks").

Yes, but rather than "not having" is more like "we destroyed" their sexuality. Kinda similar to Jazz, but for different reasons. He was born with the potential for a normal sex drive until he got chopped. At least he's not into these horrifying paraphilias otherwise he'd be trying very dark shit in order to feel any pleasure. He's too immature to even try, or so I hope.

 

[NoReturn]

Yes, but rather than "not having" is more like "we destroyed" their sexuality. Kinda similar to Jazz, but for different reasons. He was born with the potential for a normal sex drive until he got chopped. At least he's not into these horrifying paraphilias otherwise he'd be trying very dark shit in order to feel any pleasure. He's too immature to even try, or so I hope.

I was going to say something similar about this whole thing.
Asexuality - as in the complete lack of a sex drive - can indeed exist, but more often than not it's a sign that something has gone wrong. Trauma, illness, injury, meds, or some kind of vitamin or mineral deficiency can all play a factor; and Jazz has all of the above as well as the physical inability to have sex even if he wanted to.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I feel like a lot of "asexuals" are kids who assume that everyone else is constantly horny and they don't feel that way so they label themselves.

See also the dumbshits who assume that everyone else has a strong sense of gender and they don't so they must be non-binary.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I feel like a lot of "asexuals" are kids who assume that everyone else is constantly horny and they don't feel that way so they label themselves.

Yes, this generation is highly hypersexual, and the irony is that they aren't having any or have very unsatisfactory sex.

 

[Flan Handler]

Yes, this generation is highly hypersexual, and the irony is that they aren't having any or have very unsatisfactory sex.

Having grown up during the AIDS panic, I thought GenX were uptight about sex (we were told our virgin high school bf/gf was probably going to kill us with fatal STDs if we didn’t wear condoms) but it was light fun compared to today’s sad degeneracy.