Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Dr. Butt said:
She was just the Zooey Deschanel of the 60s, sorry mate.
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You take that back right now, Dr. Butt.

I’m only halfway joking, lol. Audrey was a lot of things but I think the worst thing you could say about her was that she was, like Dylan, desperate for love, and so let the men in her life control her. But she also had to deal with a proto-stage mom, she survived Nazi occupation, and the resulting famine (the real reason for her small stature. She did not have an eating disorder as many claimed). And of course, her humanitarian work. Sorry about the sperg I just love Audrey Hepburn!

Zooey Deschanel is empty behind the eyes.
 
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Nynaeve al'Meara said:
-Introduced a group of Tahitians to Beyonce's music at a karaoke bar in Bora Bora"
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Stop the presses, I’m biting down on this woeful faggot’s casual racism. Beyonce and Jay-Z babymooned in Bora Bora in 2017. It was a big thing. Bitch why do you think Bey was in the jukebox in the first place? In a 2018 snapshot, which I will not explain, Beyonce has name recognition in the region on par with Elvis, Beatles, MJ etc.

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In this map with an extra color on it that I will not explain, Oceania outperforms Australia in terms of market penetration, despite her appearing in festivals and several late aughts tours through Sydney and Melbourne.

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Paupa New Guinea is so depressing.

Interestingly, France is by far her top European market, and Tahiti is a part of French Polynesia. Live to fight another day, white savior, this is not what you think happened.
 
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Jane Eyre said:
Also fireplaces are bringing Dylan a lot of joy
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I am so fucking triggered by how those books are stacked. Tell me you don't actually read your books without telling me you don't actually read your books.

This is even worse than those instagram/pintrest bait pictures where their personal library is organized by cover color. At least with that, you can feasibly pull a book from the shelf if you remember the hardback is blue. This shit? This is peak books-as-decoration-lol-who-even-reads-these.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
I know this is the most overweening and ridiculous thing to comment on, but Dylan, that is not a fireguard and you are failing at adulthood at thinking so. Get a proper fireguard - one made of fine mesh that stops flying cinders from wood sap popping in the heat.

Fuck me, this is baby basic shit. A raging fire in your living space filled with flammable furnishings, and he’s got half a garden gate balanced in front of it. “Adulthood” my arse.

Why are these men so useless?
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He should throw most of those books into the damn fireplace.
 
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Fupa Control said:
Stop the presses, I’m biting down on this woeful faggot’s casual racism. Beyonce and Jay-Z babymooned in Bora Bora in 2017. It was a big thing. Bitch why do you think Bey was in the jukebox in the first place? In a 2018 snapshot, which I will not explain, Beyonce has name recognition in the region on par with Elvis, Beatles, MJ etc.

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In this map with an extra color on it that I will not explain, Oceania outperforms Australia in terms of market penetration, despite her appearing in festivals and several late aughts tours through Sydney and Melbourne.

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Paupa New Guinea is so depressing.

Interestingly, France is by far her top European market, and Tahiti is a part of French Polynesia. Live to fight another day, white savior, this is not what you think happened.
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He’s been vacationing in Bora Bora with his family at least twice prior to the last trip.
 
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I've never used the term "basic bitch". It makes me cringe. But I have arrived at the first instance I've needed to use it. That it the most basic bitch book collection I've ever seen.

So much vapid self-help reading. People who read that much self help (particularly to the exclusion of other genres) are dull and empty. In a way that's painful to be around.

Or--

Maybe he hasn't read any of them. It's all decoration. He wants people to *think* that's what he's reading. He amassed the collection with "what a girl reads" in mind.

It's caricature, all the way down.
 
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Behavioral Sink said:
I've never used the term "basic bitch". It makes me cringe. But I have arrived at the first instance I've needed to use it. That it the most basic bitch book collection I've ever seen.
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I forced a bot to watch over 9000 hours of Sex and the City and then create a personality. The results are horrifying.
 
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10 milly for Dilly (typing that made me die a little inside)….

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Dylan Mulvaney on Instagram: "*filmed pre surgery* 10 MILLY FOR DILLY! THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY LIFE. And thank you @aritzia for letting me do this trend in the middle of our shoot 😂💓 #trans #10million"

210K Likes, 1,847 Comments - Dylan Mulvaney (@dylanmulvaney) on Instagram: "*filmed pre surgery* 10 MILLY FOR DILLY! THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY LIFE. And thank you @aritzia f..."
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I had no idea the handmaiden population was so robust….


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Macrame Lightsaber said:
I am so fucking triggered by how those books are stacked. Tell me you don't actually read your books without telling me you don't actually read your books.

This is even worse than those instagram/pintrest bait pictures where their personal library is organized by cover color. At least with that, you can feasibly pull a book from the shelf if you remember the hardback is blue. This shit? This is peak books-as-decoration-lol-who-even-reads-these.
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I know he’s swollen but what is it with troons looking like Robert Z’Dar?



This is some musical theater ‘tism but Edward Kleban wrote the lyrics to “One”, not Hamlisch (who wrote the score). Potato, potahto but a musical theater geek like Dylan should know better.
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Looking deep into his eyes, he looks depressed/bored but not empty. He's due for a manic breakdown any day now.
 
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Unabomber Eleven said:
10 milly for Dilly (typing that made me die a little inside)….

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www.instagram.com

Dylan Mulvaney on Instagram: "*filmed pre surgery* 10 MILLY FOR DILLY! THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY LIFE. And thank you @aritzia for letting me do this trend in the middle of our shoot 😂💓 #trans #10million"

210K Likes, 1,847 Comments - Dylan Mulvaney (@dylanmulvaney) on Instagram: "*filmed pre surgery* 10 MILLY FOR DILLY! THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY LIFE. And thank you @aritzia f..."
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If you prefer TikTard format:


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I had no idea the handmaiden population was so robust….


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