Let’s discuss something a bit less grim than dying animals: A cute kitten!
It probably won’t die a painful death since it’s not livestock.
So they say, they found it in the field. First of all, what fucking field? Second of all, how did it make its way there? We all just saw how isolated they are.
Nonetheless, I will begin with Penny’s post announcing the poor newcomer. [
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I will begin with Penny’s post, despite Kevin’s being made a few minutes earlier. That’s because it would be mean to hit you with a Kevin selfie right away. The cat, named Wisp, looks terrified in Kevin’s arms, although I may be wrong about this. Idk about cats. [
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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has to flex their animal whisperer abilities to everybody, so he was also introduced on that account. Now, I don’t want to nitpick, but Penny writes here that the cat was rescued this morning. Dear reader, if you look at the timestamps on these posts, you may notice that this was tweeted a full 24 hours after the previous ones. Either he’s lying about stupid shit or his brain is fried, and we don’t know which. [
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Today, we get an update on Wisp. He’s putting on weight (as does everybody in the Tranch) and he’s getting acquainted with the other felines. [
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And he has found the cat tree. [
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I need one of you spergs to enlighten us on cat behavior or something. Also, it is not lost on me the fact that most of the photos have Kevin’s toys and random messes in the background.
Additionally, this may have been covered but it made me laugh so I’m posting it anyways. [
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