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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I can't tell what year these were taken but these are from Mapbox, accessed from an app called On x hunt

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You're HUNTING trans people? Someone call the FBI.
AssignedEva said:
Penny only does this so he can make white saviour videos and take photos of himself with smiling Native children (who are the only ones who ever seemed to muster a smile for him on the reservation), and presumably skim some of the donations.
FACT: The most certain way to ward off a skinwalker is to say its true name. Smiling? Haven't heard of that one, but they are Navajo so they should know what they're doing.
 
What the fuck compels somebody to start an alpaca ranch in Colorado without any infrastructure, paid ranchers who are experienced, nor any management experience in any of this shit?

Little fuckin' MATI about a bunch of dead animals for no goddamn reason. That's frustrating.
If they can convince themselves that they’re pretty, pretty unicorn princesses bravely fighting the dash with their Uber l33t SEAL Team 6 tier operator skillz, the can convince themselves of anything. These people do not occupy reality.
 
It's ridiculously dumb. A cord of firewood is like 4 x 4 x 8 ft of its all properly stacked. I don't know what they are driving but willing to bet it's not a long bed with all the wood nicely stacked. So chances are it's not a full cord. My wood guy probably took about 3 trips with a standard pickup bed filled just to deliver me one cord (granted it wasn't stacked, just tossed in)

Living in the mountains, in snow for a good 6-7 months. We aren't burning wood constantly (especially at the start and end of winter) but fairly consistently where we go through 4-5 cords in a winter since it's the only heating source I have. Mind you this is in a house with proper insulation so there are times during the day where we don't need to keep a fire going.

So driving 7 hours to deliver less then a cord to what is likely some shitty trailer in the middle of a rez is hilariously dumb.

Also what is it with grifters and pine ridge? There was some pasty white proto-sjw back on Something Awful ages ago who would larp as a native American on the forums so he could call everyone racist as he posted sad photos of pine ridge.
They were doing a 'drug run'. It was called off b/c their dealer won't take wood for meth.

Maybe they should bring the natives some blankets...
 
I mean, I’ll still laugh at it, but the knowing those alpaca were butchered worse than their penises really does dampen the mood
Being butchered would have been a good end compared to what they got. They couldn't even humanely butcher surplus animals. They just let them suffer and die, producing absolutely nothing and wasting their lives.
Maybe they should bring the natives some blankets...
I think the Injuns might have learned not to take blankets from diseased white people at this point. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't immediately take that shit-covered bramble-filled yarn and burn it while cursing the snake-tongued devils who brought it.
 
What a waste of fuel and time. A seven hours each way drive to transport a pickup truck full of firewood. They could pay for firewood from a vendor local to Pine Ridge and have it delivered or let some guys from the reservation pick it up. Less carbon emissions and they’d be supporting a local SD business.

Their plan is so sketchy. We’d probably get some top shelf milk if a Nebraska cop ran a dog through their piece of shit truck.

Edit because we live Clownworld: I’m not advocating anyone contact the authorities or do anything else IRL.
Call me dumb but you don't even need to make those disclaimers at this point. I know, don't be a dumbass and make false reports, but from what I know the stringency on not trolling cows usually doesn't extend to animal abusers so long as you don't advocate for anything illegal. "Backyard alpaca rape starvation deathcamp ran by grooming victims used to embezzle small fortunes revealed to have mass grave" is such a horrific string of felonies in one sentence that this thread pretty much belongs in zoosadists anyway.
 
Man, this is the weaponized autism in action that I love this website for. This is by far my favorite thread, because we went directly from observing alpaca mass graves on a satellite image to discussing how to properly care for your animals.
Penny’s children were so needlessly screwed by his selfish autism. Even if he was having confidence issues from his precarious position, “self affirming” yourself as a degenerate deadbeat was the polar opposite choice to confront the situation. They will grow up now to learn that he left them to neglect animals with lunatics, fatherless
I somewhat disagree. Yes, they may be fatherless, but honestly, it’s probably much better than the alternative. Even if he had never trooned out, he would still be retarded and doing the type of selfish, stupid shit we see every day in this thread. I don’t think he would have made a good father, even if he did love them enough to stay. It would be because he loved himself more and would probably make their lives miserable by doing stupid shit to get his ego fill for the day, just like he does now.
I do agree that they will have to work through the issues that “our dad left us to go live on a tranny commune and inadvertently holocaust countless innocent animals” would bring to the average individual, but I think they’d have even more issues he had stayed in their lives. I do feel bad for his children because he did leave them to go do… this.
But since I have been observing his behavior for so long, I think that him leaving them was the best gift he could’ve given them.
 
You know, over 50 dead, highly neglected animals really makes it hard to laugh at incompetent trannies thinking they could be ranchers.

I mean, I’ll still laugh at it, but the knowing those alpaca were butchered worse than their penises really does dampen the mood
Some of these cows always make me sad. I can laugh at the ones who cock themselves over at every opportunity and due largely to their incompetence, but when they bumble-fuck their way into the lives of other living things and cause significant pain to everyone around them, just makes me wish for the days when institutionalization of insane homeless people was still a thing. Would've saved a lot of people a lot of problems. They'd fit these fuckheads for buckle shirts and they could howl at the moon from a padded cell.
 
But since I have been observing his behavior for so long, I think that him leaving them was the best gift he could’ve given them.
It spares any children what's much worse than "Heather has two mommies," which is "Heather has a mommy and whatever the fuck that filthy, diseased, unbathed creature is."
 
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What the fuck compels somebody to start an alpaca ranch in Colorado without any infrastructure, paid ranchers who are experienced, nor any management experience in any of this shit?
Because they have false confidence that everything they touch turns into gold. Trying things which have no chance to work out, and only waste resources and even lives, is so stunning and brave - because if you fail, it's always the sOcIeTy that hates and not because you are stupid. They are completely delusional in all aspects of life starting with their identity. They are too retarded to know how to do it right and have their heads too deep in their ass to ask someone normal for help, let alone learn by themselves. Like the peak achievement for this bunch is buying QC rejected estrogen from china and packing it into boxes with anime girls, then deal it to underage angsty kids. And they are fucking doing that with guerilla logistics (which of the troon streamers did that? I forgot the name). Which is something that your average high school dealer kid can do better and in a more covert way.

FACT: The most certain way to ward off a skinwalker is to say its true name. Smiling? Haven't heard of that one, but they are Navajo so they should know what they're doing.
So thats why they screech so much when you "deadname" them :jacewow:
 
Man, this is the weaponized autism in action that I love this website for. This is by far my favorite thread, because we went directly from observing alpaca mass graves on a satellite image to discussing how to properly care for your animals.

I somewhat disagree. Yes, they may be fatherless, but honestly, it’s probably much better than the alternative. Even if he had never trooned out, he would still be retarded and doing the type of selfish, stupid shit we see every day in this thread. I don’t think he would have made a good father, even if he did love them enough to stay. It would be because he loved himself more and would probably make their lives miserable by doing stupid shit to get his ego fill for the day, just like he does now.
I do agree that they will have to work through the issues that “our dad left us to go live on a tranny commune and inadvertently holocaust countless innocent animals” would bring to the average individual, but I think they’d have even more issues he had stayed in their lives. I do feel bad for his children because he did leave them to go do… this.
But since I have been observing his behavior for so long, I think that him leaving them was the best gift he could’ve given them.

Penny is not as oversharing and public about his feelings and thought processes as Kevvie, though my personal take on him is that he does want to be a good man, I mean woman.

It’s just that he doesn’t understand his own craziness.
He is the sort who truly buys into his own bullshit and creates magical thinking and scenarios for ego protection from his own fuck ups, callous letting down of people, and lunacy.

That’s why I think he can handle two fucked up Troons as his pets as Kevvie and Jen are both useless and need his validation, but not legally dependent on him like children would be.

This is why I think the next chapter in the life of these three head cases is going to be akin to a Cross dressing Bonnie and Clyde.
There will be robbing of pharmacies and cannabis dispensaries, for estrogen and weed.
 
Let’s discuss something a bit less grim than dying animals: A cute kitten! It probably won’t die a painful death since it’s not livestock.
So they say, they found it in the field. First of all, what fucking field? Second of all, how did it make its way there? We all just saw how isolated they are.
Nonetheless, I will begin with Penny’s post announcing the poor newcomer. [A]
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Note that I said I will begin with Penny’s post, despite Kevin’s being made a few minutes earlier. That’s because it would be mean to hit you with a Kevin selfie right away. The cat, named Wisp, looks terrified in Kevin’s arms, although I may be wrong about this. Idk about cats. [A]
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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has to flex their animal whisperer abilities to everybody, so he was also introduced on that account. Now, I don’t want to nitpick, but Penny writes here that the cat was rescued this morning. Dear reader, if you look at the timestamps on these posts, you may notice that this was tweeted a full 24 hours after the previous ones. Either he’s lying about stupid shit or his brain is fried, and we don’t know which. [A]
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Today, we get an update on Wisp. He’s putting on weight (as does everybody in the Tranch) and he’s getting acquainted with the other felines. [A]
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And he has found the cat tree. [A]
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I need one of you spergs to enlighten us on cat behavior or something. Also, it is not lost on me the fact that most of the photos have Kevin’s toys and random messes in the background.

Additionally, this may have been covered but it made me laugh so I’m posting it anyways. [A]
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