Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[Unironic Ralphamale]

Based liquid Josh reminds everyone hes never looked at neko shota and hes not a paedophile only Corey Barnhill is a paedophile. If you say otherwise your a liar and a paedophile like Corey Barnhill

 

[byuu]

Pretty much. Jim is low hanging fruit too.

Just like everyone Jim made fun of.
Pure pottery.

 

[FagAlaska]

Based liquid Josh reminds everyone hes never looked at neko shota and hes not a paedophile only Corey Barnhill is a paedophile. If you say otherwise your a liar and a paedophile like Corey Barnhill
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That can't be the real null he didn't say "(pedophile, Liar)". Only way I can tell it's not the real him.

 

[Fools Idol]

Every time Godwinson appears on a stream with more than two people it's always cancer. Fucked audio, people talking over each other and a OBS slave that can't do anything without shitting the bed. Doesn't help that everyone he likes is unfunny.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

When Godwinson was asked in the Q&A if he'd go to Ralphamania, and he said he couldn't give an answer until the end of the month, I assuming its because he needs permission from the crown and if he can get someone to cover his shift guarding Buckingham Palace.

Every time Godwinson appears on a stream with more than two people it's always cancer. Fucked audio, people talking over each other and a OBS slave that can't do anything without shitting the bed. Doesn't help that everyone he likes is unfunny.

"N-n-need someone to o-o-operate OBS for ya, bud?"

 

[Fools Idol]

"N-n-need someone to o-o-operate OBS for ya, bud?"

Kraut did a better job than all these Discord hangers on.

 

[Unironic Ralphamale]

Fuck yea Asa's wife is on stream now giving her hot takes. I am team Asa now he does amazing parody songs and his stream setup reminds me of old Call of Duty lobbies where you could hear people screaming in the background of somebody's mic

 

[Jimmy Nightcock]

This is why OBS servitors are necessary.

 

[RollerGator]

Ill give Godwinson credit for having a great soundtrack selection, not medicare's stale same old songs. Nothing wrong with having a select few tracks that become classics as long as you add a few here and there.

Jersh has the best stream music selection

Everyone in here is coping and seething because someone dare makes fun of their precious daddy jim. Never forget metokur was part of new project 2. He was on the killstream that night part of the 6 vs 1 screaming over jesse, complicit in muting jesse and turning down his audio. Jesse cropped the names and said the simp texts were mundanematts, tricking jim into posting them to laugh and make fun of them. As soon as jesse posted the full image revealing they were Dick's texts all of a sudden Dick was a huge chad and jesse was just an attention whore. The moment Jesse gave up on trying to get them to listen to him and just started reading the texts out loud verbatim he was immediately kicked from the call. Combine this with his sweeping flamencos stuff under the rug and it kinda sounds like he has some internet friends after all.

You mean like how everyone in this thread copes and seethes if you talk shit about their british internet daddy and his furry minion? Don't throw stones in a glass thread.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This is not very kino. I could care less about Jim's facedox

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

From His chat lol
James F. Fortengard; so Jim is a shapeshifter, just like Godwinson

Asa's daughter is pushed off the stream
Parahax; not now sweetie daddy's alogging

Hey Guys Jim's early work was totally not his, and was %100 ASA's totally believe me guys ... Fucken hell this stream will be yeeted

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

well I enjoyed it even if some of you didn't lol

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Hey Guys Jim's early work was totally not his, and was %100 ASA's totally believe me guys ... Fucken hell this stream will be yeeted

I know autism makes it hard to detect jokes. A lame joke granted, but come on.

Overall this was a really lame stream. Do better Guntwinson

 

[Morris Schaffer]

I feel this was one of Godwinson's weaker efforts. The "Jim's face" game was uninspiring and ultimately boring, the pacing was shit and the bantz were stale. Godwinson really brings out the best shit solo or with high-energy spergs like PPP of old. This was... dare I say... lame.

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

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I know autism makes it hard to detect jokes. A lame joke granted, but come on.

Overall this was a really lame stream. Do better Guntwinson

I don't have the archive, but Godwinson asked Asa if Jim Metokur stole his content, Asa Replied with yes from him and his fellow creators in 2007 Kino Dogme, if it was a joke perhaps you are right and I need to be checked for autism. cause no one was laughing in that train wreck of a stream.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

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I don't have the archive, but Godwinson asked Asa if Jim Metokur stole his content, Asa Replied with yes from him and his fellow creators in 2007 Kino Dogme, if it was a joke perhaps you are right and I need to be checked for autism. cause no one was laughing in that train wreck of a stream.

I didn't say Jim stole my content, said he never gave me credit for the bits of information I dug up for him.

He wasn't the guy who befriended and talked to Alex Badr, for example, and got all the juicy insider info. That was all me and BFK and all he did for me was make a Pissed Jose reference.

 

[Muad'Dick]

So, to sum up, we've got Asa who looks like a bad Dom DeLuise cosplay, Godwinson who looks like the bastard child of Richard Stilgoe, some nobody who looks like an extra from Cheers and BFK ripping on random screenshots of people. None of which are probably Jim anyway.

Oh, and bonus points for Asa's wife for being the Mama JF stand-in. Arguably the star of the show.

This one was definitely phoned in.

 

[Micheal Westen]

I liked black face Kermit's impressions. JKtim really didn't add much. The game of gyms fail doxes wouldve been funner if he had a more definitive answer to give, like if they actually did more research pre-stream.

Winson probably thought throwing together a bunch of old-heads in a call together would work as they would have lots of funny stories and their personalities would riff off one another. Sadly, that didn't happen.

@Perspicacity this isn't the scuffed express you dipshit this is kino dogmeat 2007. Do better.

It was OK. Not what I'm usually expecting from godrodson. He's better solo or off one fat man.

Oh but the liquid Josh call was funny.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

All these people talking over each other and not rehearsed! Its like some informal 2007 hangout stream! I can't watch anything that doesn't have a flashing OBS border with dono counter! They didn't even take and read superchats!

Also, anyone with a brain knows this is Jim's facedox:

- Irish Nigger who'd have a name like Patty O'Furniture.
- Deformed and unhealthy looking from alcohol abuse & smoking too much from a mysterious illness no doctor can identify even after years.
- Blackpill doomer who needs to convince everyone its the end anytime anything happens.
- Face you'd desperately want to hide forever.

There's even a photo of Jim when he was arrested for his 17th DUI:


They pulled him over swerving down the street to buy smokes dressed like this:


Doesn't want to let any of those fans/alogs delivering potatos to see his face when he does leave the house. If people really wanted to lure Jim out, they'd leave beer, cigarettes, and car keys together on his lawn instead.

 

[RollerGator]

Oh, and bonus points for Asa's wife for being the Mama JF stand-in. Arguably the star of the show.

His wife is also a massive sperg. Here's her "lol so randum XD" Facebook bio:

My name is Randi Sarah. I'm a married, semi-evil, sleep-deprived, college dropout with two little girls addicted to video games, watching soccer, and drawing. My pen name, for my writings, drawings 'n that is Suzuri Heinze. The pen name is so full of symbolism it'd make your head spin! So I'll explain it.

If you want to know where the nickname "Suzuricho" comes from - it's my favorite monster from Monster Rancher 4. It's a Pancho with sub-breed Suzurin. "Suzuri" is short for that. "Heinze" is the family name of my favorite soccer player, Gabriel Heinze, who I've always had a bit of a crush on. It's also a German name, and by adopting it, I wear what I've gone through like a badge of honor. Of course, I go with the Argentine way to pronounce it because my hubby is Argentine. XD The name put together shows my passion for gaming and soccer. It's a win-win for me.

I love video games, drawing, reading manga and fantasy novels, and generally making an ass of myself annoying people with my fandoms. I have a bad habit of just being obnoxious and not noticing that I have been until everyone has all ready left...

I'm in the process of learning and refining the video game developing process. From the brainstorm and storyboard, to character design, to actual programming, and directing a project - the only industry I know more about than anything else is video games. My label is Team Stardust.

Hajimemashite! Watashi no namae wa Randi desu. (Hello, nice to meet you! My name is Randi!) Koko ni nihongo wo benkyou shimashita. (In high school, I studied Japanese.) Watashi no nihongo wa daikirai desu yo. (I absolutely hate my Japanese.) I am not fluent. I am NOT fluent. It's a constant study. I listen to a lot of Japanese music because I'm always interested in Japanese media. Anime, video games, and Vocaloid stuff in particular.


I was married on April 15th, 2008. TAX DAY, OMG.

I'm also:
KawaiiRanChan on deviantart
KawaiiRanChan on livejournal
Suzuricho and Suzuri Heinze on Gaiaonline
princeofcannock on Yahoo
angel.suzuricho on skype