DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Paladin Derich]

phillium, in the event you're reading this, you're not 10-15 years old. Nobody is asking you to wear a suit to your streams, but try dressing like an adult. Ditch the stupid hats, vests, pajamas, etc. If you want people to take you more seriously, clothes do help. It might not be much of a help in your case, but it is a step in the right direction. The dents in your chat will still dump their disability checks on you. You shouldn't need clothing gimmicks to sell your streams if you think you're that entertaining.

Tell you what, try finding a few polos with video-game related branding. Nice compromise.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Well, I think I found it. Or at least one of the times he said it, I could almost swear he's said it another time.

From this video at ~33:40

As a lil chef's kiss here's a truly pathetic moment from DSP

 

[Dona Morte]

Dave just requested someone to give him money to be unbanned.

 

[Agent Proper]

Dave just requested someone to give him money to be unbanned.

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Yikes that's a big no no.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Bounties are toxified

 

[harbinger]

Dave just requested someone to give him money to be unbanned.

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Rate me optimistic all you want, but a good YouTube banning would get me interested in Philip again. He’s been so fucking boring since all the mysteries have been solved. I just check in from time to time to see if there’s any word on how big his Potato has gotten.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Same energy

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You better hope you don't owe the Guy money. He will rip your soul out if you don't pay up

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Seeing Phil stare at his new setup feed all day eyefucking himself has given me quadruple aids.

Hey guys does it look ok? I’m seeing people say it looks great. I look better than I have any right to look. How is everything looking? This looks so much better.

It is both tragic and hysterical how narcissistic and delusional this boomer-ass car salesman is. Fuck!

 

[It Goofy]

This retard can add all the LEDs and ring lights he wants, it still looks like dogshit because his webcam is all washed out and blurry. It actually looks worse than it did before, if that's even possible. It does accentuate his vampiric pale skin, wrinkles, and saggy jowls, so that's funny.

Imagine the horror if he had this ring light setup when he masturbated in front of thousands of children.

 

[Dona Morte]

Caption this.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

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Caption this.

Phil's dignity (1000x zoom)

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

If there ever was a fire I hope his insurers see that ceiling picture. But Phil's luck continues to hold, what are the chances that LisaLou shows up to be the main whale just as Emil goes AWOL, who in turn showed up just as Gary BKK vanished?

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

What the absolute fuck is this lighting situation he has going on? I stop paying attention for one fucking second and he goes and turns all the lights off so he can get one extra fucking pull?

 

[Free Jasper]

Dave just requested someone to give him money to be unbanned.

Not encouraging gay ops at all, but should anyone feel this has crossed a particularly disturbing line (especially given his impressionable viewers) then Poems reckons Twitter is the best place to send it to Susan rather than the report button.

Yeah, 99% nothing will happen but fuck him for that.

 

[Misao Hyper]

I’ve not followed one syllable of info on Phil since August 6th, I won’t be a needy bitch and ask for actual info, but just a yes or no if anything big enough has happened that would make catching up worth it.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I’ve not followed one syllable of info on Phil since August 6th, I won’t be a needy bitch and ask for actual info, but just a yes or no if anything big enough has happened that would make catching up worth it.

Well, it's a mixed bag.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Bounties are toxified
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I appreciate the clip. That being said It's difficult for me to even listen to him anymore without the snortburnell chipmunk pitched up voice, or a restreamer talking over him. It's just grating like nails on a chalkboard without it.

After the Arturo rant and and bounty confusion salt(a bad idea to begin with and just a asking for problems, he's a moron), 2023 is officially as fully toxified as any year prior.

I’ve not followed one syllable of info on Phil since August 6th, I won’t be a needy bitch and ask for actual info, but just a yes or no if anything big enough has happened that would make catching up worth it.

Basically MoistCritikal laughed at his begging on a live stream, DSP got butthurt and now does more sneak begging and less outright "2 big bills" begging.

phillium, in the event you're reading this, you're not 10-15 years old. Nobody is asking you to wear a suit to your streams, but try dressing like an adult. Ditch the stupid hats, vests, pajamas, etc. If you want people to take you more seriously, clothes do help. It might not be much of a help in your case, but it is a step in the right direction. The dents in your chat will still dump their disability checks on you. You shouldn't need clothing gimmicks to sell your streams if you think you're that entertaining.

Tell you what, try finding a few polos with video-game related branding. Nice compromise.

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He should but he won't. He thinks he's the Hugh Hefner of gaming, "cool" enough to exist in loungewear 24/7

 

[Free Jasper]

I’ve not followed one syllable of info on Phil since August 6th, I won’t be a needy bitch and ask for actual info, but just a yes or no if anything big enough has happened that would make catching up worth it.

It’s not really one incident you can just watch but a few months back MoistCritikal laughed at his begging and pig realised it’s how the mainstream see him.

Since then he’s completely fell apart psychologically; regular (long) rants about nothing and people that don’t even know who he is. Regular salt in games and against his chat. Bizarre attempts to get featured on more popular channels than salt when they don’t want him. Almost anything sets him off at the moment.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Lets be honest, if there is going to be a fire it's going to be caused by Ketamine Khet leaving the oven on for hours on end while she plays Skyrim for the 50th time.

Edit to avoid double posting:

In essence he is now in a full blown mid life crisis and I get the impression MoistCritikal ws the one that pulled the last rod from his sanity (calling out his begging which shattered his self delusions like "it's not begging is'ts business")

I disagree. Phil knows exactly what he's doing and doesn't give a shit (see "give me $50 and I'll unban you"). What he doesn't want is more successful "content creators" talking about it because it shines a light on how obvious his scam is and increases the odds of the dents breaking the pignosis.

 

[Balr0g]

It’s not really one incident you can just watch but a few months back MoistCritikal laughed at his begging and pig realised it’s how the mainstream see him.

Since then he’s completely fell apart psychologically; regular (long) rants about nothing and people that don’t even know who he is. Regular salt in games and against his chat. Bizarre attempts to get featured on more popular channels than salt when they don’t want him. Almost anything sets him off at the moment.

In essence he is now in a full blown mid life crisis and I get the impression MoistCritikal ws the one that pulled the last rod from his sanity (calling out his begging which shattered his self delusions like "it's not begging is'ts business")