Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

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People still think his work is cute. At least it's wholesome but this man owning a small dog is worrying.
 
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There are only two images in the thread that contain the website name, "bluebuddies," in the filename. Clearly, this implies that there is more than one version of the image, one for Bluebuddies.com, and one for his own, personal use. And which two images are these? It's the naked "newborn" Smurf, and the auctioned-off diaper.
So you just know that in the alternate versions of these images, without bluebuddies in the filename, that little smurf's dick is out, and that diaper has a shit in it.
Wouldn't want to get them mixed up, would we Dave?
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Con Artist said:
There are only two images in the thread that contain the website name, "bluebuddies," in the filename. Clearly, this implies that there is more than one version of the image, one for Bluebuddies.com, and one for his own, personal use. And which two images are these? It's the naked "newborn" Smurf, and the auctioned-off diaper.
So you just know that in the alternate versions of these images, without bluebuddies in the filename, that little smurf's dick is out, and that diaper has a shit in it.
Wouldn't want to get them mixed up, would we Dave?
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I remember that cracked had an article on this guy but the style of writing never seemed to imply that it was on a forum.
It was in one of those "creepiest places on the net" articles.
I tried looking it up but no joy. Couldn't find it in any articles. Revisiting the bloody board was pretty funny though.
Actually, I think they may have had to take the article down due to it making fun of a creepy transsexual. He went above yarnwigs and produced full yarn masks!
 
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Coolio55 said:
I remember that cracked had an article on this guy but the style of writing never seemed to imply that it was on a forum.
It was in one of those "creepiest places on the net" articles.
I tried looking it up but no joy. Couldn't find it in any articles. Revisiting the bloody board was pretty funny though.
Actually, I think they may have had to take the article down due to it making fun of a creepy transsexual. He went above yarnwigs and produced full yarn masks!
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I think he's a genius of psychosexual horror much like H. R. Giger. H. R. Giger gave us the iconic xenomorph with the phallic head shape and mouth-within-mouth meant to evoke oral sex, but he ain't got shit on Smurf in Hand who gave us some kind of cross between a clit, a micropenis, and a nipple that is a smurf's tail... brilliant stuff.
 
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Let's leave the daughter out of this
I've been doing some exploring, and I think I found his daughter.

Photo of his dog on his bgg
Screenshot uploaded by her with the dog and the name "Daddio" on twitter and retweeted by David.

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Meet Chelsea Tolin. Wonder what it's like having a baby smurf molester as a father. Seems like he also follows a bunch of family on Instagram judging by the last names they use.

EDIT: Also found his Pinterest
EDIT 2: His work and Linkedin
 
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Bad Egg said:
I've been doing some exploring, and I think I found his daughter.

Photo of his dog on his bgg
Screenshot uploaded by her with the dog and the name "Daddio" on twitter and retweeted by David.

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Meet Chelsea Tolin. Wonder what it's like having a baby smurf molester as a father. Seems like he also follows a bunch of family on Instagram judging by the last names they use.

EDIT: Also found his Pinterest
EDIT 2: His work and Linkedin
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I apreciate the time and weaponized autism you used to find this information but unless there's a smoking gun that I've overlooked, shes innocent in this.
 
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I apreciate the time and weaponized autism you used to find this information but unless there's a smoking gun that I've overlooked, shes innocent in this.
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I didn't post her with the intention of having people mess with her. I wanted to add it for the sake of info, but also in case there's any traces of her fathers smurf stuff in her online presence, as she seems to bring up her Dad occasionally.
 
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I want insight into wtf is up with this guy but all there is staring back from the abyss, is a boring texas lawyer man that likes cocktails, making cakes, and tabletop games. Would it make me feel better if he was an obvious weirdo?

Another mundane detail, but here's David Tolin's account on a pool forum. Active within the last year.
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Undoubtedly, the blue pebble texture makes him sigh wistfully of crushed up sensitive little smurf tails.

 
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tbh his otherwise amazingly bland and uninteresting online profile leads me to think this might really have been some weird shitpost and he just really stuck to the bit
this is like, if Hitler wrote Mein Kamph and then just fucked off to paint motel art and nobody heard from him again
 
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I want insight into wtf is up with this guy but all there is staring back from the abyss, is a boring texas lawyer man that likes cocktails, making cakes, and tabletop games. Would it make me feel better if he was an obvious weirdo?

Another mundane detail, but here's David Tolin's account on a pool forum. Active within the last year.
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Undoubtedly, the blue pebble texture makes him sigh wistfully of crushed up sensitive little smurf tails.

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Wait a minute. Enhance.

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Blue Surf... Blue SMURF

It all adds up boys.
 
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I wish he'd write the ending to why Torso became a Torso. That shit would be hilarious.
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To be honest. Blue moon nursery only still holds it’s shock values because Smurfs look human. Baby Smurfs being tortured is still pretty tame compared to the shit that is acceptable in the furry community. Believe it or not, back in the 1990s, gore and cub rape used to be taboos in the furry community. Nowadays, you can be a sex offender and be protected if you vote straight democrat in the furry community. Not even a joke. Jay Naylor, a furry web comic creator who did conics about underage incest and rape, yet the first fandom still more upset about him voting for George Bush Jr. Jay Naylor did stories about the transgender shift in the late 90s and early 2000s yet he was still viewed as conservative among furries. If Smurf in hand was a furry. He would probably make fat cash from furries if he did cub torture.
 
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