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If this thread gets locked I swear to the LORD GOD I will lose my shit and get drunk. How fucking dare you assholes SWAT my muse, my love, my dear, sweet Patty; drop dead!
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
- Thread starter Caverlock
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This thread has always treaded the line between laughing at pat and basically rooting for the alogs. It is hard not to with how vile he is because the fucker keeps provoking it. But I would rather never talk about Fatrick again than lose KF still always remember what happens when you go too uwu over gayops.
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Cut that shit out. Someone from OnA hated a user here enough to send emails claiming to be that user, and including “Kiwi Farms” in their name, and claiming responsibility for federal crimes. They openly said that Null should be subpoenaed for that user’s ID. They sent that to Fatrick and his local news station. They tried to implicate this forum in a crime.
Nobody here swatted Fatrick, and I doubt anyone at OnA actually did either. But whatever retard sent that email has made life a hell of a lot more difficult for the admins of both forums. Whoever you are, stop being a retard.
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I love how Pat said he was “just hanging out with my wife and drinking at Brunch” and got all quiet on Twitter, when in reality, he was most likely frantically e-mailing Amazon to take down the book while staring in panic at Quasi’s demand for payment.
Like the idea of him being a successful author, being thin, being a conservative, and being a real-life tough guy…..the idea of him relaxing with his wife was a lie, created to hide the true self-inflicted hell that is his life.
And he’s fat, too.
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It's pretty simple, to me: Alogs are funny when they're texting Pat prompting him to copy-paste enjoy_prison.txt a dozen times a day; not funny if they're engaging in actual crimes (and I do mean actual, not the fifty million things Pat considers to be a felony).
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But would you have sex with him?
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Hey, what's-your-face, when I used the term "you assholes", I was referring to the assholes who have SWATted Patty. I'm not claiming YOU did it just because you're an asshole (or any other assholes reading).
Don't tell me who did or didn't SWAT Patty, it's probably conjecture on your part, and if it isn't, you should probably get off the internet and lay low for a while.
I apologize for any confusion on your part due to your pointy head, just leave my beautiful chonk alone with this SWAT bullshit. Thank you in advance for your continued support and concern. I love you.
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I’m so glad that you love me!
I still think you are a dump for trannies.
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What are the odds that after hearing about this debt enforcement, Niki took him out to brunch to tell him she had had enough and was leaving him.
The Twitter silence could be indicative of a broken Pat brain.
Henri Barbusse
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The Twitter silence was caused by Pat furiously contacting Amazon to have A Christmas Carnage taken down for violating Pat's copyright on generic idea about public domain characters.
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I think she won’t ever admit the mistake she made.
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I was too slow to get a copy, damn.
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Sure, but Niki probably doesn’t give a fuck about him burbling about Scrooge mcduck and the weird high pitched singer or whatever the noise he makes means, she more likely gives a fuck about him ending up in court over insane twitter and internet people and it’s direct impact on her financial well being.
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Thats something of an unknown. Although the Brotherman have some ideas.
Pat has kept his license to sell insurance up to date. He could still be doing that. (I am not a yank so I am not fully sure what exactly it is he does, but its something with selling insurance)
Burning through Nicks money is another option, think she comes from a bit of money.
Whoring his anus to the homeless for drinks at a shitty bar. I think this one is true, at least to me it will be true.
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The insurance thing seems as solid a guess as any, but personally I don't see how a man who tweets as much as Pat could possibly be in gainful employment. It's literally a full-time job for him, albeit one where he gets paid in clout rather than money (and as far as the clout goes, he's working for less than minimum wage).
Nikki being the breadwinner/living off her rich mother is the only thing that makes sense to me.
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That’s a solid possibility, but I should think it’s more likely to be that they fuck his fat folds.
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All those things are covers for his true purpose. He is a secret government weapon unleashed to make the world dumber with his writing. MK ultra but the MK stands for moron king. The ultra means he's very fat.
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His size allows him to service multiple hobos at once. He plops his 600lbs greasy, nude body down on Skid Row, and they all find a fold and fuck it.
Like a sow nursing multiple piglets
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Just wanted to draw attention to Pat's handwriting. Something tells me that this isn't how a high IQ sci-fi novelist would write. Looks like the sped barely has control of his own digits.
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He writes his name like a literal retarded child. Shocking that a man with a 1.2 GPA who rode the short bus in high school would write that way!
I love how this fat faggot plays D&D and goes to sci-fi conventions and still LARPs as a tough guy. The autism must really help with the reality of his physique and fat face every time he puts down his phone and looks in a mirror.
@Oliver Onions brings up a great point too - if this motherfucker works, fucking WHEN? I don’t follow his Twitter personally but I’d be willing to bet he tweets at literally all hours of the day. He doesn’t seem to take breaks or have predictable periods where he doesn’t tweet.
This fat fuck is likely a parasite to Nikki’s inheritance or some shit. What a shock that the lifestyle of a militant woke libtard would be total sloth and parasitism, being addicted to social media and LARPing as a freedom fighter while being a fat faggot with bitch tits who plays D&D and LARPs as a female elf getting gangbanged by orcs.