Things you consider goyslop

The only way to truly avoid goyslop is to become a hunter gatherer again and eat all your meat raw, no seasonings, and freshly killed. It is very esoteric and will connect you to your ancestors. You will eat the raw flesh of deer and feel the most masculine you have ever felt. You will have a spiritual awakening. So what if it’s highly inconvenient? This is the only way to avoid this hellscape of a world and your kids will thank you for it.
You won't have kids, genius, on account of parasites and trichinosis. You're also eating the bugs, since eating raw game animals like is a great way to wolf down roundworm larvae too.

"Cooking your food is Goyslop". Ladies and Gents, we have achieved maximum Jew Schitzo. Food poisoning to own the libs!
 
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You won't have kids, genius, on account of parasites and trichinosis. You're also eating the bugs, since eating raw game animals like is a great way to wolf down roundworm larvae too.

"Cooking your food is Goyslop". Ladies and Gents, we have achieved maximum Jew Schitzo. Food poisoning to own the libs!
You understand that it was sarcasm, right?
 
You understand that it was sarcasm, right?
You understand that Liver King was a thing just last year, right? And people believed him when he said it.

Satire is dead, and sarcasm was hit in the back of the head with a shovel then thrown in on top of her before the dirt was bulldozed over both.
 
Anything at Walgreens or CVS. Walk down the snack aisle or frozen area & read the ingredients some time. Ironically you have a better shot at proper nutrition at Dollar Tree than these drug stores.
 
You understand that Liver King was a thing just last year, right? And people believed him when he said it.

Satire is dead, and sarcasm was hit in the back of the head with a shovel then thrown in on top of her before the dirt was bulldozed over both.
Do you ever just want to laugh sometimes though? Also, if anyone is dumb enough to take my awesome and esoteric diet advice, that’s on them.
 
Do you ever just want to laugh sometimes though?
I'd love to, but I can only go back to when comedy was good for so long.
Also, if anyone is dumb enough to take my awesome and esoteric diet advice, that’s on them.
That's part of my point; plenty of people did take it. Liver King didn't become a viral sensation just for his beard.
 
That's part of my point; plenty of people did take it. Liver King didn't become a viral sensation just for his beard.
I hope you understand this, but you have to be 18 to use this site to begin with. 18 is considered the legal age of adulthood in many countries. If they take me seriously (when it was obvious sarcasm), that’s on them. Also, maybe you should try some raw meat sometime. Beef tartare gave me a spiritual awakening.
 
I hope you understand this, but you have to be 18 to use this site to begin with. 18 is considered the legal age of adulthood in many countries. If they take me seriously (when it was obvious sarcasm), that’s on them. Also, maybe you should try some raw meat sometime. Beef tartare gave me a spiritual awakening.
No thanks. I've had food poisoning before and the experience of shitting myself to the point I was singing black southern gospel out the dehydration induced delirium was disconcerting enough to not want it again.
 
You understand that Liver King was a thing just last year, right? And people believed him when he said it.

Satire is dead, and sarcasm was hit in the back of the head with a shovel then thrown in on top of her before the dirt was bulldozed over both.
Holy fucking Baal Haephestus, not even I'm that much of a fucking doomer.

Hello, Shirley, just because troonies and libskitzos keep ruining things and fun for everyone around doesn't mean comedy is dead. It's pretty much alive... in black and negro shades. :suffering:
 
No thanks. I've had food poisoning before and the experience of shitting myself to the point I was singing black southern gospel out the dehydration induced delirium was disconcerting enough to not want it again.
You understand that beef tartare prepared at a high end steakhouse is unlikely to give you food poisoning, right? Unless you eat your steak well done anyway, your chances of parasites is higher. Also, the Japanese exist and they eat raw fish all the time.

You really should try some raw meat to reach a higher spiritual existence. You may come to understand sarcasm better if you do as well. When I eat raw fish on sushi, I connect more to my whiteness like never before, as my ancestors ate raw fish.
 
Holy fucking Baal Haephestus, not even I'm that much of a fucking doomer.
Have you been paying attention around here?
Hello, Shirley, just because troonies and libskitzos keep ruining things and fun for everyone around doesn't mean comedy is dead. It's pretty much alive... in black and negro shades. :suffering:
Only for conservatives to ruin it all over again by being shit at it. "Stop, he's already dead!" situation.

You understand that beef tartare prepared at a high end steakhouse is unlikely to give you food poisoning, right? Unless you eat your steak well done anyway, your chances of parasites is higher. Also, the Japanese exist and they eat raw fish all the time.

You really should try some raw meat to reach a higher spiritual existence. You may come to understand sarcasm better if you do as well. When I eat raw fish on sushi, I connect more to my whiteness like never before, as my ancestors ate raw fish.
I'm married to a sushi aficionado, so I know that most sushi is at least cooked through chemical reaction via citrus and only a few forms of sashimi is straight up raw. Eel also HAS to be cooked thermally, or it's toxic.
 
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Have you been paying attention around here?
No, I kind of busy living my life, what's up?

Only for conservatives to ruin it all over again by being shit at it. "Stop, he's already dead!" situation.
Ah, right, you're one of these... I keep forgetting that... eh, nevermind, mutt leftists can't into actual humor because of the fear of reality around them and need to have constant comfort.
 
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No, I kind of busy living my life, what's up?


Ah, right, you're one of these... I keep forgetting that... eh, nevermind, mutt leftists can't into actual humor because of the fear of reality around them and need to have constant comfort.
So, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Redd Foxx aren't actual humor? Just using those since they're my favorite comics.
 
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I'm married to a sushi aficionado, so I know that most sushi is at least cooked through chemical reaction via citrus and only a few forms of sashimi is straight up raw. Eel also HAS to be cooked thermally, or it's toxic.
It looks like you’re on your way to a raw diet extravaganza then. You won’t regret it and your body will thank you for rejecting goyslop.
 
So, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Redd Foxx aren't actual humor? Just using those since they're my favorite comics.
I have, like, literally zero idea who these names are, nor do I care, really.

And if it wasn't clear from my commentary toward your oblivious turdposting, I'm not American, so neither I know nor obligated to know these names.
 
we in china love the soy and eat all the time and our men are manly but western men who not eat the soy are like women and have weak wills and bad moral thinking
China also made some good decisions regarding the cultural preservation of masculinity, like banning trannies from being on TV or in the military. Soy on its own can be harmless if you're doing enough man stuff to counteract the estrogen boost, but if you're also a sedentary bitchboy who never exercises then you become a sloppy fag with soytits.
 
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