Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
Cross post from LawTube thread Faran Balanced got fired. Bitch seems to have a Raekieta sized drinking problem.
People complaining about at will employment, which is what most people are in the states, don't realize the alternative is you being stuck working a job you hate for another 2 years because that's what your contract says. You think you get taken advantage of now, wait until your employer knows it's either you do what you're told or you break your contract and pay a fine/reimbursement. And holy shit, the whole lot of them, their orbiters, and the fans are cows :story: , the milk will be plenty in 2023.
 
Cross post from LawTube thread Faran Balanced got fired. Bitch seems to have a Raekieta sized drinking problem.
"They can fire you at will. and that's like super weird!"

NO SHIT.
Why do you think every streamer in existence bends over backwards for their corporate overlords? This is just a more visible version of a corporate world. You can be fired for no reason other then the big boss doesn't like you. Congrats though karen you get to draw unemployment. You have no legal recourse unless you can prove they fired you for being a retarded woman.

"PROBLEM! It is now illegal to fire somebody and hire someone for less money, with that intent. It's illegal"

Hottest law take in the video that happens literally every minute of the day 24/7 somewhere in the country.

" you can sue"

Yes you can and I will gladly shitpost in the Lolcow LLC thread. I want you to get infront of a judge and explain what "unbreaded" and "against the wall" are. I want you to tell a judge that those things don't negatively impact your corporation.

Sally78 may not have a Twitter but it's good that she doesn't care about putting herself in the public spotlight in case a jealous wife gets upset at her thottery with married men and wants to take a closer look.

Taken from her YouTube profile we find a different username.
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Based upon her name and comments I've seen her make about her location in Locals before realizing how exceptional Sally is, I believe it is likely that Sally78 is

Susanna S Painter Born 1978 (Age 44)
5802 S 3950 W
Roy, UT 84067
Weber County
I've done a cursory look into her. She is divorced and her husband still lives in the same town. She also "owns" the house she lives in currently and it's most likely funded through the divorce. I can confirm that is susanna's address. I don't have confirmation it's the same as sally78, but haven't dug that deep. This name may still be a false negative.

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Is Kiwifarms some kind of Retard singularity that slowly warps and distorts those who peer too deep into its twisting shadowy void? Or it more that the Kiwifarms is the ripest, juiciest most obscenely large watermelon in a field of rot and pests; so that all who slither torwads it will always have some muck lingering around them?
Do you blame the historian when history repeats itself? All we do is document stuff, it's not our fault if people look at our archives and go "that won't happen to me, I'm not like them" or "I'm cool with the farmers, they won't attack me".

The only guy who actually exemplifies the lesson KF teaches is Jim:
  • Stay humble
  • Be grateful
  • Learn from mistakes
  • Keep online and offline life separate
  • Online friends aren't real
  • Bow out gracefully while you still can
 
I want you to tell a judge that those things don't negatively impact your corporation.
We all know they didn’t. But it will be funny as fuck to watch her argue that. Especially when the judge will keep confusing ‘on the wall’ with ‘against the wall’
 
Speedrunning his midlife crisis with that ugly tattoo.... To me it also looks like a desperate effort to show his wife that "you're still my numba one baybeh" even tho he's got a wandering eye and cock. "Yeah I am going to dick all these crusty whores from my locals, but YOU are on my skin forever!! Is that not enough for you?!" Usually people who are unfaithful try to keep their partner around by doing this kind of shit so they feel special and cared for without having to put in the actual effort of having a good relationship. How dare she complain about his mistresses when he CLEARLY puts her above them? That kind of crap. Don't fall for it Lady Rackets. A sign of true love would be him ceasing communication with these slatternly women.
 
after popping in and out of the locals chat for the first time today i'm pretty sold on the idea that the regulars that came for the "lawsplaining" have dipped completely and his audience really is mostly mentally ill lonely divorcees that were overly emotionally invested in rittenhouse/depp/that dude that kidnapped his daughter and fled to venezuala or mehico or whatever
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it has a very macabre "everyone's parents crashed the house party and started playing naked Twister" vibe to it. they spent most of the day simultaneously insisting a) everything in the chat is normal and you're a prude if you think otherwise and b) ranting about the need to lock the chat down so everything can happen behind closed doors. they're also extremely catty about @chudbere

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after popping in and out of the locals chat for the first time today i'm pretty sold on the idea that the regulars that came for the "lawsplaining" have dipped completely and his audience really is mostly mentally ill lonely divorcees that were overly emotionally invested in rittenhouse/depp/that dude that kidnapped his daughter and fled to venezuala or mehico or whatever

it has a very macabre "everyone's parents crashed the house party and started playing naked Twister" vibe to it. they spent most of the day simultaneously insisting a) everything in the chat is normal and you're a prude if you think otherwise and b) ranting about the need to lock the chat down so everything can happen behind closed doors. they're also extremely catty about @chudbere


and we even get some flaggit talk and rackets ravings

I'm not in the locals chat but someone should point out how wildly similar they sound to that duncan guy and keffals, hell they're already mass flagging videos that they don't like for "bullying" the exact same thing that Nick got banned for. And the fact that Nick "muh free speech" Rekieta is only not flagging channels because of optics and it wouldn't do anything lol.
 
Jesus Christ Nick, what the fuck were you thinking?
That looks like a awful art piece that a craft wine would use for one of its labels, most likely a shiraz.
Work in a liquor store and I've seen a lot of wines with shitty labels like that tattoo.
Pretty genius on Nick's part tbh. Every wine mom on his Locals can look at his tattoo and pretend that it's about them.
 
Rekieta said people will tell you where it hurts, and he's extremely defensive over this. Maybe he did cheat and he's turned into a huge cuck to try to atone.

So a new tattoo, yet another mark on the midlife crisis bingo card.
Another new tattoo. Look at the tattooed wife's reaction when she finds out he hates his tattoo. He abruptly changes his tune to j/k. It's clear who wears the balldo in this relationship.

 
In the Doug T "Chad Dad Chat" description, there's a timestamp for a segment where Nick says roughly, "Being a dad is a solemn and sacred duty that is built into men; there is nothing more important in this world that you can do." The defence's argument that the incel prude cwckiforums faggots just projected some ideal onto Rekieta is spurious. He skinwalked as an edgy but loyal Trad, Chad, Christian Dad for years until he was able to build up a harem of bpd, dead-egger cardbordeaux enthusiasts who will eagerly fund his bourgeois lifestyle just because they're desperate to get their tits and ass nose-approved.

Schizo Theorizing: Nick cheated. Maybe for some time. His whole "love isn't a feeling, it's a choice you make every day" thing he started a while ago wasn't for us, it was to convince himself. His wife is middle aged and the lust was gone. He's also mentioned plenty of porn stars before. I think he was cooming to other women, which progressed to cooming in other women, which led to the bad times he alluded to, and so now he's going to swinger's night at the gay bars and sex resorts, doing shrooms and mdma, and sticking his balls in Our Wife's ass in a bid to inject some new age magic and save his marriage. As a natural result, what he's up to now is true and correct, and actually his kids should know about it, bigot. In fact, he wishes his dad told him about the pleasures of unrestrained hedonism.
 
He skinwalked as an edgy but loyal Trad, Chad, Christian Dad for years until
No. He’s been saying he’s wanted to be like this since forever. But in order to do that you need time and money. And he’s only just been able to get both doing something he likes - entertaining and being silly.

It’s why giving people money on the bet was a bad idea.

The difference you might be seeing in the very early days Nick did not think he would be able to make streaming while getting drunk a viable career. Because who the fuck would give him of all people money?
 
and we even get some flaggit talk and rackets ravings
So if he hasn't read it in a month what's he mad about? Nothing a month ago was even particularly intense and people (hell probably even me) were still noseguarding.
In the Doug T "Chad Dad Chat" description, there's a timestamp for a segment where Nick says roughly, "Being a dad is a solemn and sacred duty that is built into men; there is nothing more important in this world that you can do."
You could put together a whole supercut of times he said something like that, as well as times other people on his show said that and he apparently agreed with it. Claiming it's some invention of the previous viewers who put him where he is, who he is now shitting on, is high octane mendacity. There is no way whatever degenerate manwhore behavior he's engaging in now is remotely compatible with his previous claims.
 
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