Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

It’s kind of weird. He went from being a very theatrical dude with extremely ott expressions to this guy who looks to be unable to lift his eyebrows. Watch that video and compare his face to the women, who are mugging for the camera and goofing off—it looks like he can’t move his face, period.

Does anyone know if there’s a risk for nerve damage or facial paralysis from FFS? I’m actually super curious because it honestly looks like his face is stuck. Either way, he is regretting the fuck out of this, wew.
Idk if you’ve had your wisdom teeth pulled but the reason dentists prefer to let the teeth erupt out of the jaw first is because there’s a risk for facial nerve damage if they open up the jaw bone to pull them out. They only do it like that if the wisdom tooth is going to destroy several other teeth when it erupts. That’s just one small area. Now imagine that being spread out across the whole damn face.
 
It’s kind of weird. He went from being a very theatrical dude with extremely ott expressions to this guy who looks to be unable to lift his eyebrows. Watch that video and compare his face to the women, who are mugging for the camera and goofing off—it looks like he can’t move his face, period.

Does anyone know if there’s a risk for nerve damage or facial paralysis from FFS? I’m actually super curious because it honestly looks like his face is stuck. Either way, he is regretting the fuck out of this, wew.
I just assumed his frozen face was because of the swelling... but if you're right then holy shit, I guess no more creepy rictus grins from him.
Yes, there is a significant risk for permanent nerve damage from FFS surgeries, particularly from jaw and forehead related revisions IIRC. In the case of brow/forehead, the surgeons have to cut through the supraorbital nerve.
Then in that case I wouldn't be surprised if he had major nerve damage, they chopped his entire jawbone off after all.
 
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Am…am I becoming best friends with Twitter?… (No, no I’m not, but I’m enjoying the troon bashing)….
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I don’t know how I accidentally got the perfect/most horrifying still frame on that Dylan/mermaid video but jfc his face….

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Agreed

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1) it’s going so well that he’s not showing us….makes total sense….

2) who’s this lucky gal who got to see his face first?…



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Id love, if dilly ended up with a Russel Greer lvl facial deformation. Imagine all the tiktoks he would make coping. He would even have legit use for all the tampons. They could asorb all the drool in a girly way.
There was one fella in the Tranny Sideshows thread a while back who had exactly that happen, he lost sensation in his lower lip and it flopped down and showed his teeth just like Russ.
Edit: Found it, it was in the SRS thread after all.
 
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I noticed that as well. I don't see it for him - the last creative director of Burberry already had a trans model he treated as a muse, Lea T:
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Now we can get into that whole "oh she only passes in carefully posed photos" sperg but the main takeaway is that Lea is a striking and beautiful model who matches the Burberry look.
Dylan is not a model. He might be size zero but there is more to modelling that just being a clothes horse, Dylan doesn't have it. He did get to walk in New York Fashion Week, but for a very small time designer

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and yeah... that was a stunt. Got the designer more clicks, but that's not a model, that's a twink clomping down the runway and doing some weird "I'm a girl tee hee hee" slut drop at the end, followed by skipping up the runway.

Dylan is also not striking or beautiful. I mean he's striking in the sense that he sticks out from a crowd, but not striking in a gamine/ethereal/sculptural way that weird looking models are. And that's before the busted FFS - you don't see high end models with botched plastic surgery (at the very least, if it's botched, it's giving them some sort of snatched fox eye look instead of puffy/weird nose/too many fillers).

Finally, Dylan just doesn't match what Burberry is going for. Ulta wanted a pat on the back for being a woke makeup brand to encourage cool teens to shop with them. Kate Spade is an accessible mid range older lady brand - they have some mid-century styling that goes with Dylan's whole aesthetic, and might have seen a boost with middle aged handmaidens and maybe some hons (plus they'd probably like to attract a bit more of a youthful market). Burberry is a British heritage luxury fashion brand. They don't need the average Dylan enjoyer, because that person can't afford luxury goods, and their style doesn't go with Dylan - he's too corny. If they want a bump in attention for featuring trans people, they'd probably try and get someone cooler, more au courant, less corny than Dylan. Like say... Bimini
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Best he can hope for is a PR bundle and at absolute best a shot or two in some piece of short form social media content, but I just can't see why Burberry would work for him (whereas I can comprehend the strategy of most of his sponsors, even if it blows up in their face).

Although this is clown world so maybe I'll eat my hat when he ambles down the runway at London Fashion Week and I see his face plastered to the side of double decker buses.
I really hope he doesnt get any deal with Burberry, you can tell he was hoping they would notice him with how many times hes worn like full outfits of nothing but them. And im not saying that bc i love them, but bc his sense of entitlement has got to be off-the-wall rn, and the fact that you enlightened me with the info of the previous trans-muse means he cant cope by saying the brand is anti-trans either.

Wow, he looks older and manlier post-surgery. What a bummer!

Also I’m posting from North American (Jamaica) and it still works. Lmao.
Like @Friend of Dorothy Parker said, he still hasnt revealed bc hes regretting it. Thats a pre-surgery pic and video.
 
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2) who’s this lucky gal who got to see his face first?…



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Wow, her interior designs must be absolutely awful if she thinks those spectacles look good. Ridiculous.
Christ. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
We live in a time of alegria art and this shit. Gross.

 
Idk if you’ve had your wisdom teeth pulled but the reason dentists prefer to let the teeth erupt out of the jaw first is because there’s a risk for facial nerve damage if they open up the jaw bone to pull them out. They only do it like that if the wisdom tooth is going to destroy several other teeth when it erupts. That’s just one small area. Now imagine that being spread out across the whole damn face.
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Maybe it's just me, ot some troons do actually pass... but as older post-menopause women.
I look at Dylan and thing that he might actually sorta like some sort of washed up fashion model with crack addiction.
It's just funny how the pinnacle of womanhood for these people is sort of low point for actual females.
 
Christ. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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I’ve known people who like to go all out on their interior design (and even myself I’d like to do a gimmicky reno of a room or two when I one day own a house) but holy shit. My eyes. Everything looks like a Polly Pocket Playhouse.

Based on the color of the floor, she turned the saturation all the way up for the first TikTok so it may actually look kind of drab in person.

This stuff is for a clientele with very specific tastes and loads of money to burn — one that will most likely never actually live in these rooms. Every object looks like it’s staged, because it is. It’s meant to be a non-functional (or seldom used) showpiece. I wonder if these are from the same house?

@Macrame Lightsaber , more books to piss you off:

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Everything looks like a Polly Pocket Playhouse.

This stuff is for a clientele with very specific tastes and loads of money to burn — one that will most likely never actually live in these rooms.
It’s funny you should say that.
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I saw that at least one of the rooms is from the Trixie Motel, a pretty new project by drag queen Trixie Mattel. Trixie is among the highest-paid and most popular drag queens of the era, and she’s a personal favorite of mine. But yes, she ticks all those boxes: loads of money, extremely specific taste.
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I think even she would get bugged out by Dylan though, considering Dylan’s “genuine self” is very visually similar to Trixie’s gag. The difference is that Trixie is the professional stage persona of Brian Firkus, and her drag is pure camp and self-aware jokes at ridiculous commercial “femininity”.

And at the end of the work day, she takes all twenty-four pairs of eyelashes off, carefully removes her five wigs, and goes back to being Brian, ordinary gay man.
 
I honestly feel bad for women these days.
Imagine trying to be a feminist for the past 10 years or so, saying over and over that women are more then sexual objects and that they have things that are interesting to say that don't have to do with girly shit, hell you even start to change some men's minds.
Then a gay man with breast implants, a dress, badly put on make-up and crippling opioid problem, comes up pretending to be like you and does nothing but talk about wanting to get fucked, wearing dresses and "periods".
It must be soul crushing to be a feminist and have to toe the line around these morons.

well you get what you paid for I suppose...
 
...pretending to be like you and does nothing but talk about wanting to get fucked, wearing dresses and "periods".
Troons who don't know what periods actually are to the extent they don't understand that you need a uterus, ovaries, and fallopian tubes and not just a vagina to get them don't know enough about the female body to say they should have been born in one.

Sorry if that came out a bit word-salady, I'm not good with wording stuff.
 
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