Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
shame on this thread. that isn't an MCR tattoo, it's a Green Day one: 21st Century Breakdown. Site isn't letting me upload images rn for comparison but it looks like the tattoo artist stole it from the back of the cd case.
Do we have a winner?
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If so, that is gay as shit. That is gayer than getting a picture of Drexel on his ass.
 
shame on this thread. that isn't an MCR tattoo, it's a Green Day one: 21st Century Breakdown. Site isn't letting me upload images rn for comparison but it looks like the tattoo artist stole it from the back of the cd case.
I dunno, man, I think they both seem similar. The positioning of the characters is more Green Day, but the extremely rough line art seems more MCR. Maybe the tatoo artist amalgamated the two?

Either way, shit is pretty gay.

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Honestly I kinda doubt Locals is really gonna start caring unless the Feds come knocking. I think the no porn stuff is mostly an anti-cp measure.
The info may be out there and I just missed it, but I think the no porn thing is more about easily securing a payment processor. It could be that this isn't an issue for them though and I'm just out of the loop. Obviously keeping cp off the site would be a major issue as well, but adding NSFW imagery has been known to introduce issues with getting a payment process to stick with you
 
I kinda expected the high time preference ADHD dummy to get a tattoo at the convention. I didn't expect it to be so fucking ugly

Am I so special I can see this shit obviously being bad, or would I too implode with this level of fame?
I just assume that almost anyone would. That's why you gotta surround yourself with people who will actually tell you you're acting like an idiot
 
I haven't really checked in on the Locals chat myself in a while. So, decided to do so. Apologies for any weird image sizes or post formatting. All images are cropped phone screenshots. Not pictured: lots of simping from others and encouragement between the women.

Fucking hell. Nick, dude, just watch some porn. There is infinity better free porn out there on the internet.

I can still remember the old "go to a sex store, bring something back to your bedroom, spice up your boring sex life a little and have some fun with the person you married" Nick. If you had told me back then that he was about to go racing down a slippery slope to "this dried-out divorced single mom needs people on the internet to coom and tell her that her lingerie pics are still sexy!," I wouldn't have fucking believed it.
 
after popping in and out of the locals chat for the first time today i'm pretty sold on the idea that the regulars that came for the "lawsplaining" have dipped completely and his audience really is mostly mentally ill lonely divorcees that were overly emotionally invested in rittenhouse/depp/that dude that kidnapped his daughter and fled to venezuala or mehico or whatever

it has a very macabre "everyone's parents crashed the house party and started playing naked Twister" vibe to it. they spent most of the day simultaneously insisting a) everything in the chat is normal and you're a prude if you think otherwise and b) ranting about the need to lock the chat down so everything can happen behind closed doors. they're also extremely catty about @chudbere


and we even get some flaggit talk and rackets ravings

Shout out to Cynthia for disrupting the hugbox and talking to Nick like a man instead of like he's her best friend or something. That's a real nigga right there.
 
Maybe they don't understand that Kiwis observe and document retards who post publicly on the Internet. We don't interact. It's our most important rule.
If they didn't know already, they've been getting a swift education in that for a while now. They just hate it and can't do shit about it. Hence this sperg comes up with this half-baked and unworkable idea.

It looks like Nick might be experiencing trouble fully paywalling everything, but even if he eventually sorts that out stuff behind paywalls still leaks. I think the problem is not that they don't get KF, but rather that they don't get the Internet. Herp derp.
 
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