Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
so they are trying to charge clerebere and elissa for revenge porn
the problem with that is they posted that shit publicly for the world to see.
and further reposts of it were censored, so it's not even pornographic at all technically.
also porn is banned on locals so nick would basically have to admit that his chat has become a porn host.

unless clerebere and elissa have some kind of polygamaous lesbian thing going on, which i doubt. this shit is just a lolsuit through and through and would cause problems for people like nick, im pretty sure admittance that this stuff is porn in a lolsuit could get nick banned from locals.
 
so they are trying to charge clerebere and elissa for revenge porn
the problem with that is they posted that shit publicly for the world to see.
and further reposts of it were censored, so it's not even pornographic at all technically.
also porn is banned on locals so nick would basically have to admit that his chat has become a porn host.

unless clerebere and elissa have some kind of polygamaous lesbian thing going on, which i doubt. this shit is just a lolsuit through and through and would cause problems for people like nick, im pretty sure admittance that this stuff is porn in a lolsuit could get nick banned from locals.
They revenge porned themselves. Just last night they were all “take that kiwi farms” and posting tit pics.

They don’t have a balldo to stand on.
 
One of Nick's fans, Andrew Wahoo, decided to stream his anger at Elissa. I don't know the original stream, but here's the relevant 15 minutes.

TLDW - Elissa is a traitorous harlot. She's throwing away the entire locals community of thousands of friends for her 3000 YouTube subs. She backstabbed Nick when they all helped her, for what? Because Discord got blown up?
I'm adding it to the thread because it goes to show the mentality of the Locals community. Very much a "us vs. them" mentality. Very much if you don't 100% noseguard, you're a traitor and deserve to be shunned. Cynthialibtard has been a relatively prominent member of Nick's community that because she is questioning the narrative Nick is selling, is instantly called a "turbofaggot" and everyone else is paranoid that she's leaking their lewds.
Malding Autism
 
Lady Rackets: "I won't ever post nudes."
One month from now: "Nudes only."
Two months: "I'll do oral on camera, but no more."
Three months: "Just wholesome missionary position."
Four months: "I'll only do DP with white guys."
Five months: "Sorry Nick, I'm staying in Jamaica."
 
Real quick before I have to jet somewhere, I got the shit with CGoody sorted out with Null. He wasn't discovered on Kiwifarms, so a halal is unnecessary. His old account should probably be given a POI tag though.

CGoody identifies himself as Cory Goodman on his Twitter.

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Previous to his adoption of the CGoody564 name, he commonly used the handle CrazyCory564 in multiple different online forums. Indeed, he used that name on his Twitter before switching to CGoody564. I don't think he cares if he's doxed, and doesn't seem to be making much of an attempt to hide anything.
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If you click that link, or any other old Google archived link of Twitter, you'll see that CrazyCorey564 was renamed to CGoody546

He's from Pennsylvania.
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He likes marijuana, and was arrested for it. He complained on Newgrounds about this, but didn't get much sympathy.
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There was also a claim in Elissa's channel that he slept with one of Nick's other mods:
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There's some other shit, but I'm only gonna post the shit that I'm 100% on right now. I have a probable dox on an address and DOB (which I've archived), but I'm only like 90% on it ATM, and I don't want to faildox.

Personally, I don't think his drug arrest(s) and appreciation for pot is really that big of a deal (I tend to lean pro-decriminalization myself), but his noseguarding and thristposting in Nick's harem and Elissa's channel is cringe AF. I also gather the older Rekieta fans who miss the old content can't stand CGoody's ass. I've seen him referred to as a "druggy" in multiple places.

If this seems like lazy work, it's because most of what I've found outside of Nick's sphere is pretty boring. There's not really a lot here. I think if I submitted him to PG, he wouldn't pass muster. I'm not getting the same vibes off him I got off of Spectre. No stolen valor, or claims of being a hero of the Boston Marathon bombing.

If anybody wants to take these reins and do a more thorough job, be my guest.
You can add his Facebook if you want to:
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Lady Rackets: "I won't ever post nudes."
One month from now: "Nudes only."
Two months: "I'll do oral on camera, but no more."
Three months: "Just wholesome missionary position."
Four months: "I'll only do DP with white guys."
Five months: "Sorry Nick, I'm staying in Jamaica."
[Overspeed clacker, but it's musical steel drums]
 
Sally78 asking Rekieta if she can sue Clairebere, elissa clips for showing screenshots of the pictures she's posting in his locals chat on their YouTube channels.

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Revenge porn? Suing? Has Nick just whittled his fanbase down to the dumbest mongs possible?
Anyone wanna guess EB has some shit in her closet.
Yeah, Arts cuck cage.
First of all the content is not behind a paywall.

Secondly, :story: :story: :story: :story:

I liked the guy who responded "what are the damages" though.


If you flee to the Yucatan right now, you might be able to dodge service of the lolsuit in time.
He could shack up with Ralph and become the Gunts in house councel.
 
Our public degeneracy has been exposed and it's killing the energy here
Ah commiserating with Charlie the guy with the CWC duck lol (not that there’s anything wrong with that per se) I wonder if Charlie is autistic too is there a correlation between being autistic and having a weird duck?
Nick literally just got optics checked on his Locals posts by a guy who posted a picture of his own dick on the chat mere hours ago. I am honestly struggling to believe this is real. What the actual fuck. :story:
 
What was the moment Nick jumped the shark? I stopped watching after the Depp trial because it felt like he was getting bogged down in "internet fwends" bullshit with his video about Lawtube.
Time passes and I see the bottle pic, leaving me to wonder how this man's life spiralled so quickly. Did the fucker fry his dopamine receptors with MDMA or just get too big for his britches?
 
Alright, I'm gonna be a bit MATI, but, Nick, people are mad because you are quoted saying the following: "If you want to have kids don't do porn, if you want to do porn don't have kids".

IT'S BEEN LESS THEN A YEAR, AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I HOPE YOU KIDS SEE ME FUCKING YOUR MOM BECAUSE SOME HIGH SCHOOL JOCK FOUND MY VIDS. ARE YOU SERIOUS RACKETTS?
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Edit: Rational for getting this
Bam Magera's impulse tattoos looked better then this. And he has an excuse for them to look bad cause of MRSA. Racketts has no excuse. You have the money to afford a good quality tatt
 
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Nick literally just got optics checked on his Locals posts by a guy who posted a picture of his own dick on the chat mere hours ago. I am honestly struggling to believe this is real. What the actual fuck. :story:
Ladies the vibe in here is really off heh heh should I post my penis again? Heh heh whose turn is it to gargle nick’s balls? Oh mine? Ok tee he
 
All these bitches, Lady Rackets included, keep saying “baaawwww I don’t want to make drama for Nicki-San!” Then… literally just stop posting and go away. Easy fix. But they won’t, they can’t stop themselves from thirsting. And forgive me but I forget who in the thread called Kayla his bug-eyed wife but I just want to thank you for saying it because YES. I’ve always found her a bit off putting, couldn’t place it, but it’s from the bug eyes. She looks like a bird, and not in a good way. Like she’s gonna peck your eyes out.
 
Alright, I'm gonna be a bit MATI, but, Nick, people are mad because you are quoted saying the following: "If you want to have kids don't do porn, if you want to do porn don't have kids".

IT'S BEEN LESS THEN A YEAR, AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING I HOPE YOUR KIDS SEE ME FUCKING YOUR MOM BECAUSE SOME HIGH SCHOOL JOCK FOUND YOUR VIDS. ARE YOU SERIOUS RACKETTS?

Bam Magera's impulse tattoos looked better then this. And he has an excuse for them to look back cause of MRSA, Racketts has no excuse.
This is the real core of it. Nick's advice to Jack wasn't terribly prudish, it was scolding but not extremely so, and it didn't deny some people just want to live other lives. It was balanced life advice. It was good.

And now Nick's doing the same.

Anyway this made me wonder about if Jack'd seen or responded to any of this and no, but that might be because he's launching a new manly health care grift. Off to the Jack thread!
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this kind of "haha so funny ironic lol" hornyposting generally turn into actual hornyposting, especially if you're surrounded by people who encourage it and, more importantly, crave it? And after that, it's only a matter of time until that coomerbrain convinces him to act on his retarded horny impulses?
 
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