Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

I don't think Jack drinks at all, rather he only buys booze for cooking from the grocery store, where smaller pint sized bottles are likely to be locked up, and it's just easier for him to grab a large one they stock the liquor aisle with. He's just lazy and dumb, not an alcoholic.

I wasn't on board with the Jack is a drinker theory until this vid, but Jack slipped up here pretty hard. After re-watching a couple times it's extremely evident he's trying to lie through his teeth to cover his alcoholism.

"I've got a big bottle of Gentleman Jack's Jack Daniels (he said this with a huge smile), so that's cool...(smile drops) um not sure why I bought that size, but anyway it looked pretty, so I grabbed it"

He was clearly super happy about having a BIG bottle of JD. He smiling ear to ear talking about it, akin to how he smiles whenever he's about to bite into a hunk of grease.

He then does something odd. He says he doesn't know why he bought a bottle of that size. It's hard to tell from the video, but I'm fairly certain that was just a standard 750ml bottle. It doesn't make sense that he "doesn't know", that's a non-commital attempt to cover up his uneasiness. Now why would someone feel awkward about buying a normal sized bottle of liquor? Jack's done it before for these videos, and even if he truly intended just to cook with it there's nothing odd about buying the full size bottle since it is a better deal after all. He feels awkward because he knows he's not supposed to be drinking, and he realizes that he just showed excitement for having a new bottle of booze. A clean conscious wouldn't have an issue with that, but Jack has a guilty conscious and feels the need to overcompensate to cover his lies.

Also he sets up a lie here that he will contradict later. Supposedly he bought the GJD because the bottle is pretty. So he has set the stage that he has never had GJD before and bought it purely as a shot in the dark.

"Alright I'm kind of excited about this (he says with a giddy tone) because I love... (stumbles over his words and tone drops here) I've always told you I love cooking with wine and hard alcohol"

He almost slipped up here and said he loves booze. Jack has admitted he can't taste paprika, there is no fucking way he's this excited to bring some subtle whiskey notes to his cooking. You can once again hear his excitement drop as his guilty conscious catches up and realizes he is giving away his true feelings. The way he covers up his excitement is also indicative he is lying. "I've always..." is a classic abuser/manipulator tactic to gaslight people.

Ask yourself, when has Jack ever indicated he LOVES cooking with alcohol? He very rarely does it on camera despite this claim, and whenever he does use a bottle we won't ever see it again.

"I have a little bit of GJ from the last time I cooked (prior to this the full bottle was on display)"

And this was the bit that really sealed it for me. Suddenly he has an "old" bottle from the last time he cooked? What last time? I haven't seen him use GJD in the two year I've been following him. Furthermore why buy and display the new bottle if you were just going to cook with an older one? Seems kinda sus to me.

And what happened to getting the new bottle "just because it looked pretty"? He fucked up with that line, because either way he's lying to cover up his alcoholism. He either lied about never having had GJD to hide the fact he had an older bottle he was drinking from, or he had a bender and drank the entire bottle and lied about it being an older one.

I'm 100% convinced now, Jack is a lying fat alcoholic who pounds back entire bottles of JD while TamHam is out getting pounded by a gaggle of black men.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Another thought that if he was a closet alcoholic before the last stroke that took his arm,

I'm also on the fence, but a drinking habit would help to explain why he AMA'd (or did he just Karen until they discharged him? I forgot) from the hospital without a diagnosis when he had that first (likely) TIA. The one he posted about on his blog, where he refused to look up what "observation" means in the context of patient status, and focused on customer service experience rather than getting serious about his own health.

A lot of alcoholics will just up and leave the hospital when they start to feel withdrawal coming on; even if they've never experienced it before, it's an unsettling, anxious feeling. If they were in for something like reducing a fracture or a day surgery that changed into an overnight, they're usually fine at home, drinking with a cast on. When they leave 12 hours into being treated for pneumonia, they usually come back worse and things get messy.

This is complete speculation, however.

 

[ZipDisk]

sperg less, he left the hospital because he treated it like a restaurant and the staff treated it like a medical emergency.

They didn't have fix it pills ready, so he stormed out.

Came up with another one, They didn't have the rectal thermometer warmed up, so he knew it wasn't gud. "Sir we haven't used rectal thermometers in over 40 years."
"I'M THE CUSTOMER. DON'T TELL ME CAN'T"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

A little late (this was uploaded 12/23/22/) but the official uncle roger/mrnigelng posted the cooking with jack reaction with chinese subtitles on bilibili. As of 1/8/23 it has 228,000 views. I translated the title for the screenshot for you guys, you can check out some of the comments. Even for chinese people this food is bad hahahaha

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传说中的炖垃圾锅要来了... 到底是怎样的可怕暗黑料理会让罗杰叔叔直接摆烂放弃点评？！, 视频播放量 263610、弹幕量 1388、点赞数 11266、投硬币枚数 1925、收藏人数 968、转发人数 846, 视频作者 罗杰叔叔NigelNg, 作者简介 马来西亚华裔脱口秀演员Nigel Ng 黄瑾瑜, Uncle Roger系列视频创作人。 Ins：mrnigelng ，相关视频：【Uncle Roger】美国人又上电视指导做亚洲菜了！这次轮到了菲律宾国菜，【Uncle...

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Jack used to brag about how he had a worldwide audience, including viewers in *Germany!* It's not viral numbers, and it's from a reaction video, but congrats to having a new audience in China, Jack!

 

[bbfx]

Speaking of Gentleman Jack, new Jack Daniel's Burger.

"Caramelized" Onions are barely softened, burger is burnt instead of browned, as usual, way too much cheese. Also for some go forsaken reason he just pours fucking burger grease/ Jack Daniels on it. It takes a barely passable burger and makes it like something you would see as a joke. Putting a fucking shot of Jack in to your burger bun is fucking gross.

Since I was making burgers tonight, I decided to try and make an edible version of this.

I actually caramelized the onions and added a bit of honey and a shot of whiskey when they were almost ready. They were delicious, would do again. I made the glaze with whiskey, brown sugar and worcestershire sauce. And I used pepper jack.

It turned out pretty nice. A little gimmicky but very tasty.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Even for chinese people this food is bad hahahaha

"Stupid one-armed white devil not set stove at right temperature! Will burn sauce. Disgusting fat American not even use freshly-strangled cats for his recipe! Do he think we no notice crippled arm like Hong Kong noodle?! Would not even feed Jack food to pet panda. Maybe feed Jack food to daughter."

 

[Lenzperkins]

His whole life has been a vacation.

 

[AnOminous]

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His whole life has been a vacation.

What a pussy little bitch. Like it's hard for this fat fuck to eat like a pig and then mumble "there's a lot of it it's gud" or throw an angy temper tantrum about every little thing he doesn't like.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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His whole life has been a vacation.

The only way that Jack could work less is by not talking. Fat faggot has a camera set up by TamHam and just narrates what the rest of humanity does without bitching about it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm also on the fence, but a drinking habit would help to explain why he AMA'd (or did he just Karen until they discharged him? I forgot) from the hospital without a diagnosis when he had that first (likely) TIA. The one he posted about on his blog, where he refused to look up what "observation" means in the context of patient status, and focused on customer service experience rather than getting serious about his own health.

A lot of alcoholics will just up and leave the hospital when they start to feel withdrawal coming on; even if they've never experienced it before, it's an unsettling, anxious feeling. If they were in for something like reducing a fracture or a day surgery that changed into an overnight, they're usually fine at home, drinking with a cast on. When they leave 12 hours into being treated for pneumonia, they usually come back worse and things get messy.

This is complete speculation, however.

Never considered that he was getting the DTs but then... he'd have to hide his drinking on the road trips he makes with TamHam in the car. So either she knows he's boozing it up or this is just speculation.

No. I don't think he's a full on lush but I am convinced that he does drink and his insistence that he doesn't a smokescreen for all the uptight Christians around him that think alcohol is from the devil.

Since I was making burgers tonight, I decided to try and make an edible version of this.

I actually caramelized the onions and added a bit of honey and a shot of whiskey when they were almost ready. They were delicious, would do again. I made the glaze with whiskey, brown sugar and worcestershire sauce. And I used pepper jack.

It turned out pretty nice. A little gimmicky but very tasty.

There's a reason why "Whiskey caramelized onions" is a thing. Personally I would have added some mushrooms to it but that's just me.

 

[AnOminous]

Never considered that he was getting the DTs but then... he'd have to hide his drinking on the road trips he makes with TamHam in the car. So either she knows he's boozing it up or this is just speculation.

I seriously doubt he drinks enough to get the DTs. Nobody would miss someone having seizures and nearly dying if they don't have a drink. If Jack were at that level he'd already be dead. People who drink to that level of excess are rarely even marginally functional, and not everyone who does drink that heavily gets them.

He might just drink enough he gets ornery if he doesn't have it. Or he might just be a pussy who occasionally sneaks behind Tammy's back to drink his cooking ingredients, while not being much of an actual alcoholic.

 

[Lesser Key]

Unrelated but "Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies" sounds like a sick name for a goregrind album.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I seriously doubt he drinks enough to get the DTs. Nobody would miss someone having seizures and nearly dying if they don't have a drink. If Jack were at that level he'd already be dead. People who drink to that level of excess are rarely even marginally functional, and not everyone who does drink that heavily gets them.

He might just drink enough he gets ornery if he doesn't have it. Or he might just be a pussy who occasionally sneaks behind Tammy's back to drink his cooking ingredients, while not being much of an actual alcoholic.

As I said I don't think he's an alcoholic. But I do think he steals drinks from time to time when TamHam isn't looking.

He doesn't need to drink but he wants to. And if I had the shitty life he had, I'd probably want to drink as well.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

As I said I don't think he's an alcoholic. But I do think he steals drinks from time to time when TamHam isn't looking.

He doesn't need to drink but he wants to. And if I had the shitty life he had, I'd probably want to drink as well.

Some in this thread have speculated about pills, but I've always been skeptical. There is no way in hell he doesn't have some level of chronic pain from the atrophy his body has undertaken, so alcoholism at some level is not impossible. Tammy either looks the other way or partakes herself quietly.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[AnOminous]

He was already a complete fucking retard even with a still functional arm wearing a baseball hat backwards like a 14 year old wigger. This guy never had brains to lose.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yeah like imagine not knowing how to use a blender properly and blaming it for your shit cooking skills

 

[Staffy]

He fucks up gadget reviews and in most cases he never bothers to fully understand the instructions.

Where did he get the thought process of "reading manuals is gay and not manly"? Does he think that the manuals themselves are made with girly stuff and soaked in rainbow thoughts and energy? I think it's just an excuse for his reading comprehension and it's just making things worse on his end.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

He fucks up gadget reviews and in most cases he never bothers to fully understand the instructions.

Where did he get the thought process of "reading manuals is gay and not manly"? Does he think that the manuals themselves are made with girly stuff and soaked in rainbow thoughts and energy? I think it's just an excuse for his reading comprehension and it's just making things worse on his end.

Bear with me, but I have a hypothesis. I think he gets the idea that "real men don't read instructions" from 90s sitcoms like Home Improvement. It's the kind of cliche where "you're not a man if you have to read something to figure out how things work." He has no real inclination to figure out how to do things right on even the most basic level, which might explain why his YouTube channel is an archive of stagnation after 17 years.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He fucks up gadget reviews and in most cases he never bothers to fully understand the instructions.

Where did he get the thought process of "reading manuals is gay and not manly"? Does he think that the manuals themselves are made with girly stuff and soaked in rainbow thoughts and energy? I think it's just an excuse for his reading comprehension and it's just making things worse on his end.

It's because some of these things are made for literal morons. They're made as simple as possible. But there's still things that you need to do... like latching it properly... or making sure you don't throw in huge chunks of cheese... or actually measuring what you put in. Jagoff thinks he's smart. He thinks he knows better than anybody else out there. He's the kind of guy that has an opinion on everything and most often it's wrong. But he thinks he's right. And that's the key.

He expects these things to work literal magic and make all the hard work easy then gets pissed off because he's a dumbass and can't read instructions. But now he makes sure to read them after threatening to be sued by one of those companies.

Yeah like imagine not knowing how to use a blender properly and blaming it for your shit cooking skills

It's almost like cooking an omelette on full blast will result in an overcooked bottom and an undercooked top. Weird.

Sure the one on the infomercial probably spent a moment under the salamander or they had a blowtorch just off screen finishing the top but if you're expecting infomericals to be 100% accurate then you're retarded.