Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Automaton Type 2B]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but the shirts look pretty good. Would be better if it had wrap around graphics and the names of the wrestlers attending on back.

Except everyone hates piggy and no one is showing up.

 

[Journoscum]

When weddings happen at wrestling shows, 99% of the time something awful happens. Often times it involves someone going through a table or some other person comes out claiming they are having an affair with the bride or groom. I would wager anything that, before he decided to get married for real to own da ay-lawgz, he had booked someone to run in and 'ruin' his wedding.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ethan Ralph doesn't have any political convictions whatsoever. If he'd shown up at a different time he'd be a "left wing" lolcow.

Exactly.

You know why gamergate was full of grifters?

Because if you tweeted anything that wasn’t already common knowledge, you’d get ten thousand retweets and a hundred thousand likes.

So at some point Ralph noticed that, and started making shit up. It was outrageous, like nothing that went on his shitty blog ever checked out in reality.

 

[PaladinBoo]

At least he has that enormous cheap piece of shit bowling trophy he made himself

In the end, after Pantsu leaves him and takes Cozy Rozy with her, that is all he will have. He will be sitting in his concrete shit heap out in Mexico. All alone with no forever fiancée to take care of him or make him a meal or any family that cares about him. He will be staring at that trophy. A monument to his hubris. He will use that trophy as a means to cope. That he isn't a massive failure but a winner! Someone to be envied for their success. This is what he will be thinking as the walls close around him.

 

[TyrasGuard]

A low follower twitter account received a Ralphamania shirt. Did Ralph do this himself or hire someone off fiverr for like $20 ? What does a frog have to do with wrestling or Ralph himself ?

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That's actually a really good shirt, i don't know what the fuck the frog has to do with RalphaMania but it is a good design.

 

[lysol terminal]

A low follower twitter account received a Ralphamania shirt. Did Ralph do this himself or hire someone off fiverr for like $20 ? What does a frog have to do with wrestling or Ralph himself ?

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The Mexican word for Frog is Rana.

 

[free_protons4u]

Let’s say a certain fat faggot scrapes together enough pesos to buy the bow. What do you think hmo1166 does when he sees a shipping address to Mexico?

I hope he just takes the money and ships a box of rocks. It’s not like Harry gives a fuck about his eBay account anyway.

 

[Beef Elemental]

A low follower twitter account received a Ralphamania shirt. Did Ralph do this himself or hire someone off fiverr for like $20 ? What does a frog have to do with wrestling or Ralph himself ?

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I think it's just a graphic that he uses for Tequila Sunrise but with Ralphamania written over it. Pretty lazy, even by Ralph standards.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

If I didn't witness it myself, no one could convince me this all vegan over a fucking corn joke. Now I think it's more likely than not someone is going to consume Sandra, because why the fuck not.

Desecration of remains are one of those global taboos, but it's hard for Ralph to be justifiably upset considering he gave 0 shit during her life and death.

Selling remains is, as far as I understand it, perfectly legal.

But just think about who would be the most motivated to get the ashes and what they'd try to do. As long as they don't post evidence of any desecration and their location at the time it seems like it would be difficult for them to be prosecuted for it. Please correct me, but I don't think it's a federal crime and a local agency couldn't do anything unless they had some reason to believe it took place in their jurisdiction.

Ralph squeals a lot and he'll make a big stink about it, but the price his mom eventually sells for will simply be proof that he wasn't willing to bid that high for her.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I love this timeline
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38 bids on the Kid Diddler hat.
Some of you aylawgs want that hat as like a war trophy!
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As seen on TV!

Whoever buys these two hats must buy a Metokur hat as well.

The Father, the Son, and the Profane Spirit.
The Unholy Trinity must be assembled.

chaos reigns

 

[An automatic clown]

Harry really selling literally anything Ralph left lol. A fucking tea towel



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[Lorne Armstrong]

If I were Harry, what I would do is take the money raised from selling Ethan’s shit and buy a plot in the cemetery Sandra’s parents are in and have the ashes interred there. That’s the classy move. Looks like both her parents are buried in an Arkansas cemetery. The plot would probably cost around $2k I’m guessing? The “Kid Diddler” hat is up to $200 on eBay right now. If this keeps up, Harry might be able to swing it.

Sandra Briggs Ralph (1957-2021) - Find a Grave...

Sandra Briggs Ralph, beloved mother, sister, daughter, and a friend to everyone she knew, passed away at the age of 63 on May 16th, 2021 in Richmond, VA. Sandra was born September 1st, 1957, in West Memphis, Arkansas to Jack and Clessie Briggs, who both preceded her in death. She attended West...

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[Fannyscum]

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[Big Al's Famous Pork]

This is all legal but in very poor taste.
Morris is a Vickers clone.
Cares more about revenge on Gunt rather than accepting his own failures as a parent and trying to fix it.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Imagine getting dismantled to THIS degree by a literal used car salesman.

Holy fuck.

I would legit pay money to have a one-on-one conversation with May. I would risk the IQ loss if that meant understanding what the fuck she thought would happen when she invited Ralph to the family tree.

I wonder if she's the low-key Chaos Gremlin in all of this. Maybe she really did just want to use Ralph to make Digi mald and try to pull the "come to her rescue/fight for her" bullshit. Maybe she just wanted to monkey bar from Ralph to a better e-celeb picking.

My guess is that she had an inkling that pushing for the wedding and getting this family involved to this degree would be the wrecking ball that would get Ralph out of her hair for good once she realized how real shit got with Rozy being born.

My other good guess is that she's a fucking retard, though.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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THE SHIRT!!!
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OMG I can’t believe the sick bastard held on to the shirt that showed his great Gunt to the sector and kicked off his god-tier lolcow career. I am overjoyed his daughter’s grandfather is auctioning this relic.

I never thought Ralph’s Lisbon beatdowns could be topped, but here we are. Thanks Harry.

 

[Pootella]

THE SHIRT!!!

History is being made!

It's a 3XL shirt and his gunt still peaked out from underneath!

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

I don't live in a world where its okay to make your kids life worse for internet clout that doesn't even matter.
Bring on the stickers.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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What in the F*** is that?! What The Gunt sees when he's had too many xannies?

Seriously. I get using an animal for a mascot but that doesn't even look like a Rasslin' Frog.

Anyone else got a better explanation for this thing?

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

This is all legal but in very poor taste.
Morris is a Vickers clone.
Cares more about revenge on Gunt rather than accepting his own failures as a parent and trying to fix it.

Maybe So but its worth the Chuckle Fuck, this shit makes me laugh.