Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
His tattoo looks like a MCR album, should have gone with black parade at least.
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His tattoo looks like a MCR album, should have gone with black parade at least.
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I didn't initially pick up that you had coloured in the guy, that is hilarious. 😂


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Since I actually bought a nun costume today for the next stream, a suggestion on chudbuds prompted me to do a little lyrical styling. Presented for your approval:

How do you solve a problem like Rekieta?
How do you take his booze and put it down?
How do you find a word that means Rekieta?
A hypocrite?
A will-o-the-grift?
A clown?
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do know the measure of a man?
Oh how do you solve a problem like Rekieta?
How do you hold a balldo in your hand?
When the dog bites,
when the bee stings
when I'm feeling sad
I simply remember
Nick's ruining his life
and then I don't feel so bad!
 
This man is trapped in some kind of time warp, check back in on his thread after a day and it's like he's been treading downhill for 6 months.

He's also clearly reaching that point where the initial rush of egotism is wearing off and the self doubt is starting to work its way in, as it always does.
Problem is he's imploded publicly on the internet, meaning even if he wants to he can't just quietly go back to the way things were. He's either going to have to eat enough humble pie to feed an entire congregation of mormons, or he's going to have to pull a Ralphamale and keep doubling down to disaster.

It's great that he's decided to pivot his career to loltubing, this is clearly his true calling.
Honestly the whole thing is so unnecessary though, because he's pulling a tranny inventing this fantasy that there's some part of his youth he was deprived of and if only he tries to relive it eventually he'll feel fulfilled, and he'll shut out anyone who doesn't play along with that.
Obviously that's totally incorrect though, no amount of sex or partying will ever feel like enough, because those things aren't inherently fulfilling. He's trashing his life and his reputation over something that doesn't even exist, for anyone.

Idk, I can't help but think he'd be in a better position if him and his wife had confronted these issues years back before they had 5 children rather than continually pumping out kids to distract themselves.
 
It's like these people are complete mongoloids who just discovered the Internet but clearly don't know how it works.
Correct. The wine moms were too busy getting run through for the last quarter century to learn about the Internet, and the simps are just really, really dumb.

The stream numbers don't matter anymore. According to Nick, he has the next year in the bag. He is guaranteed to make his locals memberships from his Locals deal for at least a year, and he's claimed from the Rumble deal that he will make the most money he ever has in 2023.

But now his hugbox is rattled. That's why he's freaking out.
According to Nick...

You're probably right, and this is really just the locals freaking out causing him distress. But at this point I wouldn't trust a thing coming out of the guy's molly-addled cock cleaner being true.
 
Nick Rekieta’s flagrant, public degeneracy has become a huge topic of conversation lately. He posts videos and streams on his social media platform that feature him doing perverse things such as inserting things into his bum and showcasing tattoos. Additionally, he has condoned user-created Locals pornography and made other incredibly perverse statements. Even though Nick might think this level of public degeneracy is ‘cool’ or funny, in every reality it is supremely damaging to himself, his viewers, his children, and the world as a whole.

Firstly, this behavior is extremely damaging to Nick's viewers and models. Not only does he condone user created pornographic Locals content but he allows it to be filmed in the same space that he records and streams with. This can cause serious emotional distress for people who may not be prepared for some of the graphic subject matter that comes up in these videos or live streams. Additionally, not only can viewers see the explicit content Nick airs but they are subjected to the lewd jokes or conversations he has which can even further discredit their opinion or dignity towards themselves or others. In addition, Nick’s degeneracy could arguably damage the children who may be exposed to any programming distributed by him online – setting an unhealthy precedent and example for kids as they mature into adulthood.

In fact , continued public degeneracy by influencers like this could permanently damage children’s impressionable mindsets at an early age – giving them exposure to ideas which should not normalize in our culture nor provide direct reference points for future relationships among other members of society including peers, mentors or future colleagues etc… At worse it could lead young ones down a path of poor decision making which , ultimately can have long term effects on their lives . Nick Rekieta’s flagrant behavior doesn't end there, however - instead it ends outside of his digital influencer walls -which doesn't halt when offline .

Finally all ,this leads us back around this idea being bad for the world – One where socio-economic divisions are painfully real yet apparently one could say we (the world) actually move forward with strong leaders campaigning against poverty & ignorance while encouraging acceptance/unity–all components which needs to represented in our every day lives if we want any progression within our societies . Of course , you cannot deny that excessively degrading comments & outrageous deeds still take place through instances like Nick Rekieta's conduct .This is why making sure those influential promotional outlets don’t advance negative messaging about minorities/women through demeaning scenarios ( like solo conversations with female followers ) hold even more weight now then before we drew light onto them wanting change — yet actively avoiding improvement effort reissues itself out loud by taking part in these movements 

In conclusion, Nick Reketia's flagrant public display of degeneracy is highly irresponsible and damages himself as well as widespread viewers — both adults & kids — overall hurting how individuals carry themselves amongst their peers while essentially creating divisions within our global population without showing signs of authentically improving current equity issues this form infrastructure relies upon creating a better tomorrow ! Despite what someone might think is 'ok' no matter how funny they view it - everyone must understand at some point furthering rhetoric shifting away from positive progress will eventually serve negative results -- especially when viewed as a justification!
 
I just realized this is going to be an interesting comparison of who is more insane and unhinged, terminally online weebs or wine moms. It seems that Nick is just struggling atm with the two fanbases clashing (on top of some mid life crisis being mixed in), with some overlap of more conservative post-Vic boomers feuding with horny post-Vic boomers. Once there is a "Night of the Long Katana" of the Vic and adjacent people, the level of instability and drama of his community will be interesting to see.

Overall it is a good grift move, but the wine moms enable his worst behaviors. I think he is going to sleep with one of these groupies and its going to deeply unset his personal life, possibly leading to messy public divorce because his wife can't handle being the one being cucked. He is also trading out socially awkward dweebs that he easily run circles around for some socially savy cunts that probably know how to get savage in interpersonal dramas. The shitty emo tattoo is like them branding themselves onto his body already.
What kind of content will he have to migrate to once he culls the last weeb warriors and ancient lolsuit fans? Are wine moms into 3+ hours of topicless parasocial shit-shooting? I know they aren't into anime or D&D, lmao. My guess is he'll have to migrate to True Crime, wine moms go absolutely apeshit over True Crime. Maybe that dude from Sword and Scale podcast who calls himself Murder Daddy can give Nick some pointers, I know they are friends.
 
KF, Ellissa Clips, Clairebere is a lateral "cancel mob of faggotry"

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Nick is demonstrating an ongoing fundamental lack of understanding of KF. No one here is trying to cancel Nick. Observe and document, that's all that happens here. If Nick doesn't like being watched, he should probably get a profession that doesn't involve sitting in front of a camera and otherwise exposing himself online. If his fans don't like it, similar logic applies to them as well.

Nick could be attempting the grey rock method. This further proves the influence KF, Elissa, and Clarebere have over him, but this method only works if he stops reading his thread and going to clip channels/streamers that he already knows don't agree with him. Nothing but Nick's own ego is forcing him to read/watch this stuff. The same goes for the degenerates in his Locals chat.

However, if Nick is upset because his documented behavior is now infiltrating his online presence and more people are starting to notice his hypocrisy, well, then he can rightly appreciate how Jack Murphy felt after that infamous Sydney Watson super chat debacle. Hypocrites have a natural allergy to accountability.

If Nick does get cancelled it will likely be his own doing, and according to a myriad of other posts, it will likely happen with the "help" of his more dedicated fans.
 
FYI Nick is very sensitive about his recently balding widow's peak. He tries to get his hair cut to hide it and he watches himself on stream to brush it way.

I wonder, is this part of what has triggered such a dramatic tonal shift in personality? Has he always been like this and just now feels like "fuck it, let the freak flags fly for one last hurrah!" or similar sentiment?

I hope that, in the end, Sally78 winds up being a catfish. Because that would be chef's kiss.
 
The contempt he shows for his children really does put some of his previous statements in a new light. I wonder how long it's gone unnoticed under the presumption of it being jokey or off-handed.
It's sad and pathetic that he pulls this shit. None of us need him as a dad. Do you know who needs him as a dad? HIS ACTUAL FUCKING CHILDREN.

Fuck this asshole.
 
He keeps repeating "parasocial" as a pejorative towards Kiwis but we're not the ones wanting his attention. He gives it voluntarily because he's addicted to the Internet.
The dipshit doesn't realize that parasocial relationships work on both ends. What he's a victim of, which Joe Rogan of all people popularized a brilliant term for, is "audience capture". Except in this instance, I assume because of the love-bombing (a phrase Rekieta should really look up), he got "captured" by the Locals audience rather than his Discord audience.

It's not that anybody wants him to be their dad, he wants to be someone's trad dad. Which really speaks volumes about how he views his kids if this shit didn't spell it out already.

E: Shrooms do fuck up your brain though, as does MDMA, as does him being a narcissist if he really wasn't fucking around about that. Not saying this is the entirety of the reason for his turnaround but he clearly is being led around by the nose, by this group.
 
A midlife crisis is pretty much like puberty with money. I kind of feel for the guy. I think he's going to regret this period of his life but he might as well enjoy it until someone posts revenge porn in his locals or his wife gets jealous and leaves him or he gets crabs from some lonely lady. He keeps repeating "parasocial" as a pejorative towards Kiwis but we're not the ones wanting his attention. He gives it voluntarily because he's addicted to the Internet.

Very sad. Many such cases!
Parasocial is a pretty stupid choice of insult, too, given what's going on in the Locals chat. If that's not parasocial I don't know what is.
 
I just realized this is going to be an interesting comparison of who is more insane and unhinged, terminally online weebs or wine moms. It seems that Nick is just struggling atm with the two fanbases clashing (on top of some mid life crisis being mixed in), with some overlap of more conservative post-Vic boomers feuding with horny post-Vic boomers. Once there is a "Night of the Long Katana" of the Vic and adjacent people, the level of instability and drama of his community will be interesting to see.

Overall it is a good grift move, but the wine moms enable his worst behaviors. I think he is going to sleep with one of these groupies and its going to deeply unset his personal life, possibly leading to messy public divorce because his wife can't handle being the one being cucked. He is also trading out socially awkward dweebs that he easily run circles around for some socially savy cunts that probably know how to get savage in interpersonal dramas. The shitty emo tattoo is like them branding themselves onto his body already.
The conflict was always coming post-depp after he gained that wine mom audience.

It was pretty clear that the two audiences didn't mix well and there was going to be a clash. Rackets was going to have to pick a side, and it appears he has made that choice.

I'm surprised it took this long, honestly.
 
Since Doug TenNapel has been mentioned a few times, I remembered something from his podcast with Michael J Nelson from a few years ago. The question was regarding a Christian comedian who was found to be unfaithful to his wife and how they navigate faith and fame. Doug says that he loves his wife but if he were put in a situation where there are women who throw themselves at him he doesn't so if he could be absolutely perfect in his fidelity to his wife. His solution is then to avoid anything that could even remotely make it easy for him to cheat. I really see a contrast with Nick where he is willingly putting him in a situation with women who want Nick to see them as sex objects by posting their lewds and flirting with him. Nick should have never entertained even the thought of it in the first place and I don't know further down he'll go, but I really hope that it doesn't end up with him cheating. I don't know where else it could go though.

If the timestamp doesn't work the question about faith and fame starts at around 33:40

 
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