Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
What kind of content will he have to migrate to once he culls the last weeb warriors and ancient lolsuit fans? Are wine moms into 3+ hours of topicless parasocial shit-shooting? I know they aren't into anime or D&D, lmao. My guess is he'll have to migrate to True Crime, wine moms go absolutely apeshit over True Crime. Maybe that dude from Sword and Scale podcast who calls himself Murder Daddy can give Nick some pointers, I know they are friends.
They'll like the topicless parasocial streams. For women, talking is more of a bonding activity than a way to convey content. And he can sub out geeky stuff for true crime topics, which won't be too outside his already established wheelhouse of covering court cases. Actually the only stream of his I really enjoyed was him going over a CP sting operation, and showing how law enforcement and the legal system handle such things. Main thing is I don't know how his political associations are going to configure into this. They are wine moms after all. This could cause problems if he has on someone like Dax (who instead of being offended, probably wants in on the local's virtual key party) being his usual shockjock self on one of his streams.
 
The three people I don't know often seem to be enjoying things. I think QBG
Quarter Black Garret is former production dude for Crowder and now for Nerdrotic, does other shit
invited Rackets and then Nick wound up being a wet bag, souring things a bit for QBG initially. He's grown a bit more.

This shit can also heavily depend on DM. For new players, I encourage Out of Play (OoP) chat. This is where you help explain rules, talk strategy and generally just bullshit while not as your character. You don't want a game full of dick jokes while nothing gets done, but you also don't want new players to not be able to ask for advice or ideas. Balancing a group between seasoned players and newbies can be really difficult.

It also sucks because the DM is doing a really good job of presenting the game and adapting to the party. Not only with good visuals and audio, but also he does a lot of good skill checks and presents some fun obstacles. You never want the group always gliding. Let them relish their triumphs and consistently challenge them them in interesting ways.
All other things aside, I have actually liked the D&D streams, even though I'm a few episodes behind. DM has done a good job with it.
 
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juggling a harem of wine moms is turning out to not be all fun and games apparently
 
This... fucking... NIGGER.

I hate to sound MATI, but the only person lying now is him, and the only reason he's getting away with it in Locals is a lot of his new wine mommy audience didn't even watch his old content. His Discord would probably be savaging him right now for saying that.

Fuck off with that shit, Nick.

Nobody has been lying about Rackets for five years what the fuck is he even talking about?
There was a lot of idiots against Vic Mignonia that lied about Nick during Weebwars, but none of them are here, or showing up in Elissa's comments (well, mostly, anyways). He's trying to draw a false parallel between #KicVic and his Weebwars-era audience, and he's a shitheel for doing it.
 
Nobody has been lying about Rackets for five years what the fuck is he even talking about?
One of the typical copes in a situation like this is to merge your new enemies into old enemies and say that they are the same thing. So now the farms and all his critics are just an extension of people like hated vic, hated on Kyle and the supporters of keffals.
In Nick's warped mind, everyone on the farms is now an SJW cancel culture activist ally of keffals coming to shut his streams down by lies and cancel culture tactics. I don't know that he remotely believes that, but a large part of his audience will.
 
According to Nick...

You're probably right, and this is really just the locals freaking out causing him distress. But at this point I wouldn't trust a thing coming out of the guy's molly-addled cock cleaner being true.

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juggling a harem of wine moms is turning out to not be all fun and games apparently
I don't know if ArttheClown actually has Nick's number or not, but he definitely insinuates it in chat. They seem to interact on a regular basis in text. Then Art and his wife. EgalitarianBitch, are regularly posting lewds in Nick's chat. Another step too far, imho. Running a group where the women are posting lewds is a no-no, especially if I'm married. But if I personally know one of them, it's an absolute no-no.
 
The only cope that I can think of is the arm chair psychology that is fiction, though funny in this thread, He is probably referring to that in his head. That's about all I got.
The Arm Chair psychology comes from a place of love though. Because if it's not a mid life meltdown, alcoholism, oppositional defiance or some sort of psychosis, then it's just Nick. Nothing is wrong, this is just who he always was. Balldo and all.
 
Holy shit, that's gonna be a great stream. LOL.

Old Rekieta would have found that funny. New Rekieta might blow his top.
Now I just need to find someone to yell "UNSALTED!" into a microphone for me to use as part of the bit. I tried using AI voices on FakeYou but I didn't really like any of them except this one of solid snake: https://fakeyou.com/tts/result/TR:abp36pgm4r1rs69h8ryym7n6g43kd

If anyone wants to play with FakeYou and see if they can generate a better meme voice, lemme know what you come up with!


Nick is really in a conundrum with his lolbertarianism with allowing people to call him out in his locals
I will give him credit for disavowing the pedophile accusations his chat has made against Elissa in her comments, that shit was 1000% retarded.
 
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