Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Sixty days is pretty good considering a lot of his fellow protesters are being held as terrorists. Bad news is that's sixty days of being a known snitch. There are inmates in jail whose hustle it is to pull background checks on people so the others know who to avoid/hit with soap.

 

[Blitzsneed]

What a slap on the wrist, wow. Lil' Nicky should be either calm, since he's going to snitch as well, or really fucking worried.

My MUTT'S LAW contribution:

BLACKED ALASKA

 

[MuppetSlaughter]

featuring just for mutt's law

oh don't get me wrong we've got some mutts law shit going on but also baked is a closet faggot or at minimum bi so the prag jokes would naturally follow

What Happens to his cat who's piss Nicholas J Fuentes Slept in? what happens to his House where will Wuzah be sleeping? what happens to Tomthy's Anus sfter 2 months with Tryone? so many questions!

 

[BikeLock]

60 days in jail, when he was actually inside Pelosi's office?
Fed Alaska confirmed, LMAOOO.

 

[Kiwi Sneed Snake]

The worst thing is if he survives prison it's probably going to massively inflate his ego. I wonder how long it'll be before he's bragging about it or mentioning it on a stream to look/act hard.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Wonder how much he's gonna love not having internet access then being constantly monitored for the rest of his life. Guess he's going to no longer love his cops and law enforcement after this.

 

[unfer]

 

[FinnSven]

Rape getting under your skin?

I'm moreso just confused as to why his rape will be covered by the British Broadcasting Channel when this takes place in the US.
Unless they are extraditing him to the UK for something.

Inter-racial humiliation and rape is currently the UK’s top interest.

Just look at Harry and Megan.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

On the first fucking date.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Was he immediately remanded into custody or is it one of those sweetheart 'show up on some future date' or suspended altogether?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Jailed Alaska better keep his nose clean or the prison guards are gonna content spray the shit out of him.

 

[Tumbo II]

60 days is nothing I guess he will have a record now assuming he doesn't already but yea the Fed Alaska meme seems more and more relevant.

 

[Happy Fish]

Good to see Baked is getting his much needed vacation time after working deep undercover for so long. I look forward to him being retarded more while on "probation."

 

[EyeGuy]

On the first fucking date.

[Intro: Tyrone]
Its like I dont want to do this
But you dont want to do this
And I have to do this

[Hook: Tyrone]
Rape, rape
Rape, rape
Rape, rape
Rape, rape

[Verse 1: Tyrone]
Make him suck your dick the first day
You scared to rape a bitch? I can't relate
They let me in his cell, nobody safe
Now drop the soap, rape, rape
He let me spot him, won't let me touch him
He say he can't fuck, he's a Catholic
Get ready to nail, gonna pull that dyed hair
I gives a fuck this is jail, put your ass in the air

[Hook: Tyrone]
Rape, rape
Rape, rape
Rape, rape
On the first fuckin' day
Rape, rape
Rape, rape
Put that bussy
On my motherfuckin face

[Verse 2: Tyrone]
It feels better when he ain't awake
It feels better forcing it into Baked
That ass is so white so spread those legs wide
See, I don't need your permission, I wanna see how you tight

[Bridge: Tyrone]
I rape, rape
Rape, rape
I rape, rape
Rape, rape
I rape, rape
I rape, rape it feel better forcing into Baked

[Verse 3: Daquan]
I don't care if you phone your federal
Give a fuck if it ain't consentual
Bitch I treat your screams like TTS
I like me a guy who struggle yes
So you said no once, bitch say it again
I stream it show it to your best friend
When you out I'll come by on the weekend
Sneak a peek on you and Wooza and them
Watch you take a shower while I'm beatin'
Watch you lotion up while I'm skeetin'
Then break the fuck in while you sleepin
And you better not make a peep and
Hold the bussy in my hand like king kong
Make ya ass throw it back like ping pong
Your moans like ching chong
And best believe you gon' suck my ding dong

 

[Lyster]

BUILT FOR BBC
BUILT FOR BBC
BUILT FOR BBC

Kill yourself if American, if Canadian, Euthanize yourself

 

[Alcoholocaust II]

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity

 

[Pomniman]

Semper Fi to all our bas te n' zogpilled federal informants.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

(Warning: Jail has been mentioned on a website that is mostly Americans.)

I don't get it. Jewsh, jannies, fellow shitposters, explain.

 

[AnOminous]

smdh he hangs out with Kanye for like a fortnight and he's out here talking like he's Suge Knight

He said that long before the Ye stuff.

 

[Happy Fish]

I don't get it. Jewsh, jannies, fellow shitposters, explain.

Lots of farmers obsessed with the idea that he will be raped in prison.

But lets face it he glows so either A) the 60 days is the result of his cooperation with his handler and the pobation is his retainer for future antics or B) he is a career glowfag and his "jail time" is really paid vacation. The only dicks he will be taking are consensual catboy ones.