Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Oxyjen]

I don't get it. Jewsh, jannies, fellow shitposters, explain.

He’s going to get raped in the glownussy.

 

[DHugo]

I don't get it. Jewsh, jannies, fellow shitposters, explain.

When you mention the word jail to an American, he will immediately visualize a large black penis.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I don't get it. Jewsh, jannies, fellow shitposters, explain.

Mutt's law, something something prison rape by very endowed black men, etc. What he should do is rape  himself first, thus outing himself as the prison wackjob that you probably wouldn't want to fuck with a 10 foot pole

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Has anyone mentioned that based Alaska is gonna get fucked in the ass by a black guy yet?

 

[Fareal]

Mutt's law, something something prison rape by very endowed black men, etc. What he should do is rape  himself first, thus outing himself as the prison wackjob that you probably wouldn't want to fuck with a 10 foot pole

he did pretty much fuck himself in the ass with the whole content spraying malarkey

 

[TyrasGuard]

So, what are the actual chances that something bad happens to him while on jail? I can't imagine what nightmare it would be to have Fed Alaska as my cellmate

 

[A Logging Company]

AYE YO WHYTEE BOI can a nigga sniff some of dem farts?

 

[Hitman One]

Flawless Louis Theroux victory v Baked Alaskrat.

 

[Laughing Putin]

60 days? In prison?? I'll believe it when I see it. Baked will tweet out the word "tubalcain" and his sentence will be reduced to community service.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

He is about to make a nigger a really happy man.

 

[Ponzo]

Weren't there old ladies that received a longer jail sentence for doing far less in the capitol? He got that redacted privilege

 

[Hex Cat]

Why the fuck is everyone obsessed with prison rape?
it's really tiresome.

Rape is funny. Especially when it's done by niggers.

 

[A Logging Company]

I know for non-Americans, the whole "Haha get rapped by Tyrone in jail criminal scum!" is a weird thing. Here's the thing about us Americans:

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

 

[SBG]

So, what are the actual chances that something bad happens to him while on jail? I can't imagine what nightmare it would be to have Fed Alaska as my cellmate

If he genuinely is just going to a jail, then probably nothing. He'll sit around bored and maybe watching TV if there's one available.

I could imagine him being so paranoid about the other people in jail that he avoids everyone like the plague to avoid getting beaten up.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

hey guiez! NIGGER RAPE
t.

 

[Fortyone]

metokur predicted this 5 years ago

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Someone tell Baked to start a fight with the first guy he sees so he won’t get raped by the biggest blackest dick ever

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It's almost like he took a deal to rat on people in exchange for a lesser sentence and knew he wouldn't get long in prison or something

Oh he'll get long. 12 inches long

 

[moseph.jartelli]

How can they resist when he has such womanly hips and dyke like facial features?

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I don't get it. Jewsh, jannies, fellow shitposters, explain.

American culture is centered around prison showers. They have showers for niggers. They have imprisoned hundreds of thousands of niggers just to bathe them. They listen to shower music. They dress and act like they're ready to hit the showers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Lord of the Lockerroom. They post sassy gifs about bathtubs. Their biggest event of the day is getting ready to hit the showers.