"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Patrick Bait-man]

Saying "sus" unironically.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Mostly a term used here, but calling gay people “sodomites”

Just say faggot, you tryhard autistic mouth breather. Sodomite(s) sounds like you’re parodying the fatshit con artist Bible beaters you’re trying to emulate, it’s cringe as hell.

 

[Local Fed]

I don't even understand why people need others to know their pronouns so badly if they're almost never used when the person is present. How would they ever know? It's like, "I told all my friends how much of an annoying asshole you are behind your back, but at least I gendered you correctly when I did it".

It's all about power and attention whoring (and mental illness.) They live for the opportunity to be able to get worked up about being "abused" via misgendering or at least for the chance to correct someone and pressure them to going along with their bullshit.

Sometimes I see people try to mock people who mock those who put pronouns everywhere. The former group acts like the only reason that the latter group makes fun of the pronoun crowd is solely and exclusively due to hating all of the people "represented" by the letters in the LGBTQNCAAFIFA salad. Do you ever see them claim that the Right only has a few jokes and that one is about dismissing things because "Pronouns in bio"? They seem to think that getting called out for having the pronouns is just people being whateverphobic towards them. Well yeah, partially. Why would I take a 54 year old guy in a dress seriously when he's clearly mentally ill and wants to skinwalk as actual women because he can't cope with being a man? Why would I respect the tard babble of a high schooler who questions their gender because the freaks in Discord servers reinforce each others dumbass thoughts and think that trooning out is an a e s t h e t i c?

But no, people also make the pronoun jokes because many have learned that if someone has them in their bio there's an extremely good chance that they're insufferable (and often malicious) retards, and if the pronouns are in tandem with various hashtags or (especially) flags then it's all but certain that your assumptions about them are going be proven correct. The best case scenario is that they're just trying to be "inclusive" and naively think that it might help someone somehow, and at worst they fancy themselves as members of the upper caste who should have carte blanche to be as annoying and as eager to form online lynch mobs as possible with "pronoun/pronoun/I'm an asshole" as a shield.

 

[AnOminous]

Mostly a term used here, but calling gay people “sodomites”

Just say faggot, you tryhard autistic mouth breather. Sodomite(s) sounds like you’re parodying the fatshit con artist Bible beaters you’re trying to emulate, it’s cringe as hell.

This sounds like something a catamite would say.

 

[Arianne Chan]

"Cisgender"

For the sake of god, it was called back then "being normal"

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

"Cisgender"

For the sake of god, it was called back then "being normal"

Cisgender is often used more than anything to maliciously describe someone that doesn't fit in the agenda. "Look! He's not mentally ill like the rest of us!"

Case in point: Being called a "cis white male."

 

[bushidobrown]

"Sweaty"

 

[The Legend 27]

The fact that making jokes about pronouns like those old " I identify as an attack helicopter " shitposts is now offensive to people is mind boggling.
It's like people can't even take light hearted sarcasm/satire anymore.

"Cisgender"

For the sake of god, it was called back then "being normal"

They call you that then act like a bitch if you "deadname" them.
We went from watching people get beheaded and ridiculed in public to crying about nicknames..

 

[Arianne Chan]

Cisgender is often used more than anything to maliciously describe someone that doesn't fit in the agenda. "Look! He's not mentally ill like the rest of us!"

Case in point: Being called a "cis white male."

I always find it funny how these sort of people are crying because of "discrimination" when they do that same bullshit, being called like that is a good example

 

[snort beg snort]

Tier

Everything is ranked in "tiers" now. Shit tier, f tier, god tier, etc. Sounds fuckin retarded especially if you aren't actually backing it up with a ranked list. I watched a movie with someone a couple weeks ago and at the end he goes "that was S tier cinema!". Ok fag you just outed yourself as a weeb and as someone so terminally online that your internet speak is leaking out into real life. You sound like a dope and the fact that you would use that vernacular unironically is weird.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

lets unpack this

 

[Canopus The Brilliant]

Tone indicators. Holy fuck I hate tone indicators they are so useless. Like why the fuck would you need someone to basically scream in your face that a comment is sarcastic when even I can piece together the meaning from context and phrasing. Then again Twitterspergs have a vocabulary consisting of only 50 words and all of them are from the white Minecraft YouTuber twink of the week.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Using "gross" to describe something that's bad or politically incorrect.

It comes off as very condescending and snooty, and these same people wonder why edgy jokes get popular.

MovieBob does this a lot and he is the last person to call anything gross. Man eats fucking mountain dew braised chicken.

 

[TexNash]

"My Guy" or "My Dude"
Fuck right off with that you benighted cockwaffles. I'm not ya guy, I'm not ya dude. We're not going to be friends and you're not going placate or position me with some ironic term of endearment.

 

[Product Placement]

Cisgender is often used more than anything to maliciously describe someone that doesn't fit in the agenda. "Look! He's not mentally ill like the rest of us!"

Case in point: Being called a "cis white male."

That's why it is a slur, because it's mostly used as an insult.

 

[Chromeo]

People adding (TM) onto the end of things for reasons I cannot explain.

Usually done by "alt" girls who can't survive with out social media.

Not sure what a good example is, they will post something like:

"Having a badfeels(TM) day gamers. "

It is insanely retarded and I do not understand at all.

Aw dammit, I'm guilty of this. I just think it's funny, like implying whatever thing you just said is not only a phrase that's used commonly (when it usually isn't) but that it's somehow a corporate name or brand. I also kind of use it to indicate that something has a specific je ne sais quoi, like, if I said "today's a Depression Day™" or whatever it'd be indicating that it's "one of those days," (One Of Those Days™.) Like you don't have to state what "One of those days" entails, the other party just gets it. The ™ is kind of like a shorthand for that.

Who knew this made me an Alt Girl™?

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

But no, people also make the pronoun jokes because many have learned that if someone has them in their bio there's an extremely good chance that they're insufferable (and often malicious) retards, and if the pronouns are in tandem with various hashtags or (especially) flags then it's all but certain that your assumptions about them are going be proven correct.

For me it's the fact that they can't even stick to the script. I would actually respect them a little more if they were mentally ill and felt more comfortable as another sex. But the majority of these "oppressed" pieces of shit can't stick to a gender for more than a week without switching it up again. If you're going from gender-fluid to non-binary to man to gender-queer in the span of a month, it says to me it really isn't that important to you.
I actually have respect for the troons and fags who stuck by the cause when they were being beat and shoved in lockers every other day 40 years ago. They at least were committed to something other than themselves. But how dare I call bluff on some grifting attention whore who "realized" they were a minority the very minute they became a majority.

Another one
"false equivalance" = "I don't like accepting an actual equivalence that I don't have a shitty refutation for."
Usually only used as a cope when someone with a -90 iq has to realize a hypocrisy or double-standard they hold that they can't accept.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Going to double-post again like a fag.
"Mental energy".
What the fuck even is mental energy? Are you so existentially drained that you can't respond to a text or perform a basic human action.
I've dealt with mental shit most of my life, I've never not had the energy to do an action that takes three seconds out of my day.
Usually used by entitled lazy cunts to essentially not commit to anything. Usually if someone was ducking you or giving you the runaround, they had to say they were busy with work, but now that that isn't even the case, they're out of mental energy, whatever the fuck that is.
Basically it's a sign to me anymore that if anyone says it to completely erase them from my life as they're going to be selfish and the friendship/relationship is going to be completely one-sided, if it even counts as one in the first place. Just say you don't want to talk or do anything. If your justification for your lack of interaction with another human is your mental energy, I'm not going to induldge you in your delusions.

 

[blazecollins]

Bussin is annoying

 

[The Legend 27]