Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I have a family member staying right near Hooligan's next week for a business trip. I haven't said anything about it or Patso. I'm not going to, because obviously it's retarded to bring this shit into real life and involve someone who has no idea who he is. But if they do end up at Hooligan's, I'll be sure to ask about what kind of people were in there to see if Pat was there.

You know that Fatrick reads this thread.

Now he is going to be hassling every stranger in hooligans asking them if they are related to a kiwi.

No doubt this will make him look more deranged than usual.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Me and the wife went to the Toronto Film Festival for a week last year. This man doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
Musicians on Youtube can often get a million views on a song and streaming is the new way to go for musicians. Patrick loves being wrong.

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His book probably got turned down.

He is kind of right. Like everything's either an indie game or AAA game and nothing in between now since mid-budget games have kind of died. And music is the same since there's no "successful, but not successful" bands anymore in the past decade. You're either today's equivalent of a local act (albeit with international fandom), or you're globally famous.

But Fatrick is just being a hypocritical retard as always. Being an indie is more viable than ever, but of course he doesn't know it, since Fat only writes for the fame and money. He NEEDS to be able to say he's been published by a famous publisher and is part of a famous association like the SFWA. It's integral to his identity, just like the bluecheck was.

Whinging about remakes is normie critique that’s been floating around for as long as I’ve paid attention to movies. It’s such a fat thing to complain about as though it’s an original idea.

There are several Calvin and Hobbes strips from 30 years ago with that same premise, delivered with far more thought and laughs than anything that fatly stupid tub of lard could come up with.

 

[FinnSven]

“Defame his respected character”?

Well Really!

He should know that being treated with all the respect he deserves is not defamatory.

Also he is like a real life Moe the Bartender.
And the guy who those prank calls were based on, a brain damaged boxer who fell for it every time.

Only difference is that Moe and the Original Victim have better comebacks.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

You know that Fatrick reads this thread.

Now he is going to be hassling every stranger in hooligans asking them if they are related to a kiwi.

No doubt this will make him look more deranged than usual.

I hope that is the case, since my family member doesn't even know the farms exist. But they may also be the owner of the farms, Pat. They may even be mixing squirrel feces in your meatloaf, Patty.

 

[bile demon]

 

[FinnSven]

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Can someone shop this fabled picture, replacing PCJ for quasi (or a representation of) and Fat’s ex wife for a pile of Fat’s money?

 

[keytar]

The fact that he keeps responding to these texts as if they're genuine up until the reveal is hilarious.

This is my favourite thing about people contacting Pat, he responds completely seriously until he works out it's just a rascal and then he immediately reverts to his copypasta. Never fails to make me chuckle.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

This is my favourite thing about people contacting Pat, he responds completely seriously until he works out it's just a rascal and then he immediately reverts to his copypasta. Never fails to make me chuckle.

Even when he knows it's a rascal, it's a 50/50 on whether he will continue to engage. This nigger will tell people, "No, you are not my toilet, stalker."

 

[Bloitzhole]

I unironically lament the fact that "A Christmas Carnage" was taken off Amazon.
Even if you see it as "just a prank lol", it's still an achievement to write and (self)publish a story with a beginning, middle and end (cohesive or not) that people are willing to buy for 0.99$, no matter the reason. Here's hoping it gets put back up for purchase soon - I've got a dollar to spend on Mr. Forrem's magnum opus.

Patrick is fat btw

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Hopefully Null doesn't lock the thread but if he does, I just have to say it has been an honor Patposting with you all.

 

[whore loving dragon]

Patrick should sign up an account here and bleat about swatting himself so he can get the thread locked

 

[Spunt]

Could everyone in this thread stop being so fucking fat, that's Pat's job.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Patrick should sign up an account here and bleat about swatting himself so he can get the thread locked

That's actually one of the reasons I believe he's not swatting himself; even a retard like Lucas figured out that he could earn a W by fedposting. This stratagem would involve observational learning skills and as evidenced by the past four and a half years, Rick is incapable of self improvement.

EDIT: SpaceEdge just posted a conversation with Rick where the main man himself inadvertently supports my hypothesis:


The part relevant to my point is this zero selfawareness take:

He has responded to every troll in the same manner for almost five years. He has lost every lawsuit, publisher and daughter he's ever had and will soon lose whatever money he's managed to squirrel away. He would not be in any of these positions if he could reflect on his past mistakes, but unfortunately he is incapable of learning.

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

I unironically lament the fact that "A Christmas Carnage" was taken off Amazon.
Even if you see it as "just a prank lol", it's still an achievement to write and (self)publish a story with a beginning, middle and end (cohesive or not) that people are willing to buy for 0.99$, no matter the reason. Here's hoping it gets put back up for purchase soon - I've got a dollar to spend on Mr. Forrem's magnum opus.

Patrick is fat btw

I'm glad I got it, honestly it was funny enough that it was worth the dollar. The story was bad and not well paced, but that's literally irrelevant because all I wanted to read was a bunch of cheap shots at a fat faggot, and boy did it deliver on that. In fact, i enjoyed it more for the (lack of) quality of the narrative, because it makes it that much more spiteful to the concept. Mr. Forrems scooped Fatrick's book, wrote the story with thinly-veiled contempt for it, filled it with (spoiler) trannies, nigger farts, and Tunisians, and still made more money than Fat ever will from it.

 

[Broadside]

"Mid tier authors", yeah Pat, sure you are "mid tier".
Not to mention the gall of this fat faggot with bitch tits to complain about "no new ideas" when he has been writing an extremely derivative "A Christmas Carol" sequel for years now. A novel with the same name and content was even already published, but this arsewipe got it removed from Amazon because he feared the competition, I guess.
Maybe Pat mixes up "mid tier" and "midwit". Sorry Pat, you're not even midwit, either. You're actually pretty damn retarded.
If Fatirck could only accept self-publishing and embrace online stuff instead of autistically focusing on doing the traditional publisher route.
Fatboy Fat did some "Humany Fuck Yeah" posts recently, you guys heard of HamboneHFY, Philip R. Johnson? He writes this online novel called "The Deathworlders", and he has some serious output. New chapters release every one to three months, and they have some serious length, somewhere around 30k words, bringing his pace to somewhere like a 1000 words per day. I think he started out like six years ago with a 4chan HFY story called "The Kevin Jenkins Experience", which became a bit of a standard for HFY writing on 4chan and so on, and he continued writing and publishing the story and is now at like 93 chapters. Besides the main Deathworlders chapters he also wrote some side books, and has gotten a more traditional novel published as well.
Now his writing isn't the best; his prose is fine, but he's kinda prone to focusing a bit too much on certain things for a while. Like, for many chapters, long stretches were just meandering segments about a Mary Sue throuple and their weird sub/dom dynamics. Boring af. Also, there's a serious obsession with the male body and how muscular literally all characters are. The plot has left the "Humanity Fuck Yeah" track a bit with the introduction of several alien species that are simply better than humans in every way, but it's still a decent read.
My point is, there's an author who started out as a humble 4chan shitposter, and who put in the work. What started as a hobby is now his job, being a published author (looks like a YA SciFi novel so far and the first of a series) and also getting several thousand moneys per month via Patreon.
But Pat won't do that. He isn't in it out of passion for writing, he's in it because he thinks he's great and deserves to be a famous author.
What he is, instead, is a fat retard.

The problem with Pat is he isn't interested in telling stories; by his own admission he just wants to be "famous", which is a very childish ambition. Writing stories is just a way for him to get famous (so he thinks) and the only thing he can do- but he can't as we've all seen.
All his tweets, writing and other efforts are part of his desperate desire to be recognised to the level he feels he deserves. We are witnessing him slowly realising this may not happen nor be realistic.
Fwiw most people make this realization by the age of 11.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I have a family member staying right near Hooligan's next week for a business trip. I haven't said anything about it or Patso. I'm not going to, because obviously it's retarded to bring this shit into real life and involve someone who has no idea who he is. But if they do end up at Hooligan's, I'll be sure to ask about what kind of people were in there to see if Pat was there.

Well, Pat’s impossible to miss, because he’s extremely fat.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat's been very morose lately. The reality must be sinking in. After reflecting on his failed literary career, he's now reflecting on his "stand-up career".



Roy Wood was on the Daily Show and is making big money doing comedy, Pat's quoting lines from his bit and calling him a "cat" to the tune of seven likes.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

I have a family member staying right near Hooligan's next week for a business trip. I haven't said anything about it or Patso. I'm not going to, because obviously it's retarded to bring this shit into real life and involve someone who has no idea who he is. But if they do end up at Hooligan's, I'll be sure to ask about what kind of people were in there to see if Pat was there.

Dan did a livestream from Hooligans. Pat never showed up though. He was there for a while too. Pat knew he was there. No one was arrested. As far as I know Dan wasn't neutralized either. I'm beginning to think this Pat fella might be full of shit.

 

[Mooner]

Dan did a livestream from Hooligans. Pat never showed up though. He was there for a while too. Pat knew he was there. No one was arrested. As far as I know Dan wasn't neutralized either. I'm beginning to think this Pat fella might be full of shit.

Rick? Telling tall tales?

These are your delusions again, child.

 

[PST Stan Account]

No one knows why the book was removed because Owen can't find anyone to say they wrote it. If it's a DMCA claim, that's dumb, no way Amazon would have just believed Rick, it can't be that easy to say "I invented Tiny Tim growing up, look at these tweets". But someone would need to contest it, which would reveal their dox info.

Amazon has been removing books for content, specifically of the "trans is mental illness" and "taking barely tested ineffective vaccines might not be a great move" variety.

If I didn't keep off the other site because of every thread becoming unspoilered scat porn, I'd suggest resubmitting the book in a "Bowlderized Special Edition" with a lot of it censored, and see if that gets taken down. If it's just the Sue Lightning stuff causing a problem then just reword those parts or remove the chapter. Do some A/B testing and submit several versions with different levels of censoring and see if any stay up. If it's Pig doing false DMCA claims, make him do a dozen of them so when they do get challenged, it's a dozen counts of perjury he'll lose and then owe more legal fees.