Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[ubunr9kpkk69c4ex]

I also hate the premise of LinkedIn and was told by many people if I didn't have an account I would never be able to make "work connections" and never even get my resume looked at. This was of course not true and I'd even go as far to say that some jobs would rather not have you oversharing on any social media.

LinkedIn is just a big database to help recruiters with headhunting. It markets itself as social media but no one uses it that way.

Rules for LinkedIn:

• Join only if you want to be headhunted by recruiters
• Ignore the social media features
• Only add the bare minimum info needed to make you appear in search results
• Don't bother if you're not in a high value profession

 

[Naoto]

That said, I don't assume that any of the other honeycomb team are bad people. But I do like to browse their staff page as dark comedy, and as a cautionary tale of "raise your kids with at least some boundaries or else..."

Spoiler: https://www.honeycomb.io/team

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God, they look straight out of a sjw cringe compilation from 2016.

 

[ubunr9kpkk69c4ex]

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So they're hiring 1 software engineer and 7 salespeople with inflated titles. Sounds like Honeycomb.

Spoiler: https://www.honeycomb.io/team

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Look, I generated some Honeycomb employees

 

[Sir Chubbis the Turd]

Look, I generated some Honeycomb employees
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Kiwi Farms Recruitment Solutions
Bringing Observability, Technology and the People of Gender Together.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Way up on the high road, association is not proof of guilt, and employers should interfere with employees' personal lives only when they affect the interests of the business. Granted, Mr. Fong's views on association are indistinguishable from Adolf Hitler's, and he publicly boasts about committing crimes on company time. Granted further that his face is indistinguishable from a fucking Thwomp.

That said, I don't assume that any of the other honeycomb team are bad people. But I do like to browse their staff page as dark comedy, and as a cautionary tale of "raise your kids with at least some boundaries or else..."

Spoiler: https://www.honeycomb.io/team

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I feel I need a tetanus shot, just looking at these people.

 

[AnOminous]

That said, I don't assume that any of the other honeycomb team are bad people.

I do. Just those vicious troon smirks seal the deal for me.

 

[FinnSven]

Kiwi Farms Recruitment Solutions
Bringing Observability, Technology and the People of Gender Together.

Kiwi Farms Recruitment and Final Solutions.

Use us and you will never need more employees!

 

[X2F01 101011]

Look, I generated some Honeycomb employees
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What is it with these hitler-fags and dyed hair? I swear to God, these four motherfuckers look like Marilyn Manson fucked, Rosie O’Donnell and then fucked Kelly Osbourne and they somehow had this weird mutant family. It’s always like this.

 

[AnOminous]

Look, I generated some Honeycomb employees

Amazing, even an AI knows about the troon smirk.

 

[A. G. Peak]

That said, I don't assume that any of the other honeycomb team are bad people. But I do like to browse their staff page as dark comedy, and as a cautionary tale of "raise your kids with at least some boundaries or else..."

Spoiler: https://www.honeycomb.io/team

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I came across a they/them dwarf to add to the collection. I'm surprised Honeycomb hasn't put him on their Team page given the diversity boxes he checks.

https://twitter.com/metaforgotten

 

[Joe Cool]

I came across a they/them dwarf to add to the collection. I'm surprised Honeycomb hasn't put him on their Team page given the diversity boxes he checks.

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Thanks. I'm going to have nightmares.

 

[BlerdBjern]

I came across a they/them dwarf to add to the collection. I'm surprised Honeycomb hasn't put him on their Team page given the diversity boxes he checks.

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Holy shit we missed a leprechaun in the great purge!

 

[Kees H]

On the subject of fake shit, I would like to point out that Honeycomb is HIRING… when the entire field of technology services is undergoing a huge contraction globally.

If you read their Glassdoor reviews people must not be staying long there. Other than the obviously paid or pozloaded people in the reviews, the reviews are pretty bad. I am not surprised they are still looking for staff, I would leave in a month if I'd ever worked there.

 

[FinnSven]

I came across a they/them dwarf to add to the collection. I'm surprised Honeycomb hasn't put him on their Team page given the diversity boxes he checks.

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They might have been concerned that Ron Howard and George Lucas would steal him for use in the next season of Willow.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I came across a they/them dwarf to add to the collection. I'm surprised Honeycomb hasn't put him on their Team page given the diversity boxes he checks.

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[indomitable snowman]

I came across a they/them dwarf to add to the collection. I'm surprised Honeycomb hasn't put him on their Team page given the diversity boxes he checks.

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Iirc isn't there a wheelchair midget in Portland that is involved with antifa? I swear they used his wheelchair to smuggle weapons to riots.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Iirc isn't there a wheelchair midget in Portland that is involved with antifa? I swear they used his wheelchair to smuggle weapons to riots.

Yeah I remember that little goblin from the videos of the riots.
Don't think this dudes him though, could be though.
Nigger looks like Brennan. What is it with midget cripples and anger issues?

 

[Prince Vegeta]

To be fair, if I were a midget in a wheelchair I would use my powers for evil too.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

To be fair, if I were a midget in a wheelchair I would use my powers for evil too.

I wish I were a midget, imagine being with a mommy dom and do Shadow of the Colossus-play with her. Sounds like the life.

Instead we normal sized humans struggle to find a woman who is at least 6ft that doesn't have a penis.

 

[The NSA]

What is it with midget cripples and anger issues?

This is absolutely a thing in males with certain disabilities. Being unable to function like a typical man can make them hateful and insecure. It’s most often directed towards female caregivers (professional or family members).

They can’t stand not having control over their body so they try to control the those around them (usually women because they’re afraid to confront a man IRL). It can escalate to the point where they’re abusing caregivers.

I don’t know anything about this person but it’s not unusual at all for young(ish) disabled men to be full of rage.