Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
That's one of the reasons I find this mind boggling. Contempt for his children. Not caring about their future at all. Why else be a parent if you don't care about your children and don't everything in your power to make there life better.
Based on her slut behavior since early high school I figure the first kid isn't Rekieta's. She just needed a meal ticket and he, being a clueless sad and desperate dweeb, fell for the pussy and bought the cow. Ironic since now HE is the cow.
 
Hello Dunning-Kruger, my old friend
I've come to fuck with you again
Because a misson softly creeping
Left its needs while I was sleeping
And the fission that has retarded my brain
Still remains
Within the smell of incontinence
Where this is going I don't know
But I suspect the retardation will only grow
Until the facts that we're exploring
Become to great to keep ignoring
And all the cooming and all the MDMA
That's addled his brain
Will trigger his incontinence.
 
Another Elissa Clip taken from his locals regarding the lolsuits
I like that edited Zoom-in at the beginning. Well played, Elissa.

"Can I talk about people clipping stuff from Locals?" *pause*

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Nick is thinking here: "Goddamn it. I have to tell them I can't do shit about it."

Still, I gotta say, he handled and explained it pretty good here. I'll even give him bonus points for explaining the Streisand Effect at the end.

Will his Locals idiots listen though?
 
That's one of the reasons I find this mind boggling. Contempt for his children. Not caring about their future at all. Why else be a parent if you don't care about your children and don't everything in your power to make there life better.
Based on her slut behavior since early high school I figure the first kid isn't Rekieta's. She just needed a meal ticket and he, being a clueless sad and desperate dweeb, fell for the pussy
Where this is going I don't know
But I suspect the retardation will only grow
Until the facts that we're exploring
Become to great to keep ignoring
And all the cooming and all the MDMA
That's addled his brain
Will trigger his incontinence.

I still think the Gary Clail "Something Wrong With Human Nature" should be turned into "There's Something Wrong With Nick Rekieta"

 
Hold on, he's hiring Randazza?
Yep, and there's even talk of a GoFundMe. Rekieta better be damn sure he can hit his goal. He roasted T. Greg when he also hired the Randazza Legal Group and the $75,000 GoFundMe to pay them fizzled out at $10k.
I'm curious about this too. Is it related to his ethics investigation?
No, he's being sued by Montagraph.

#SilentSham: Legal Defense vs NC Neo-Confederates
You know the moment [the GoFundMe] failed to take off, that Wolman and Randazza called up T. Greg and were like, "What the fuck? You promised us. You said you had the social media presence to raise money for this. Where's the fucking money, Greg?" I don't care what they say in public. "Where's the money, Greg. We can't keep doing the work, Greg. We need to get paid, Greg. Where's the fucking money?"



I hope that Greg Doucette gets as much success from [that faggot] as Alex Jones got. That's what I hope for Greg Doucette.

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It's incredibly myopic, not even having money can reverse what's gonna happen in high school.
What's sad is that he could go back to non-degen mode right now and stay there, but the damage has already been done. I'll eat my shoes if at least one of his kids won't be nicknamed "balldo" by their school peers. The word is so easy, it just rolls itself off the tongue. Kids are gonna love it.

Alternative is if our wife gets bored of Nicky and decides on finding a new dad for her kids. If they're old enough to realize the landmine they're sitting on by then, I can imagine few will be more than willing to change their last name to that of their step father.

Nick, what you're lacking is imagination. It feels like some of us kiwi prudes are more concerned about the future of your children than you are yourself.
 
I'm drunk for the first time in months so I can't be bothered with keeping up with every post of this rapidly accelerating thread, but it seems like Sally's every bitch you see in the comments of every pop psychology or pop criminology youtube video. The kind of bitch that had one boyfriend who may or may not have been a narc and now just thinks that every person she personally finds to be unpleasant and who causes her distress is also a narc. Bitch, get therapy and stop whoring yourself online. As for Nick, well his retard status is firmly secure and I'm looking forward to his future. Crowdfunding his current legal issues after buying the fag mobile is a nice teaser for the inevitable lolsuits that he himself will initiate.
 
Yep, and there's even talk of a GoFundMe. Rekieta better be damn sure he can hit his goal. He roasted T. Greg when he also hired the Randazza Legal Group and the $75,000 GoFundMe to pay them fizzled out at $10k.
I think he'll do better than T. Greg.

For me, the issue is he shouldn't need to do a GFM. I think he'll get a fuckton of money from Superchats, from covering his own case, to pay for his defense, and have a chunk left over. Remember, people like Nick's legal analysis. He'll be doing the content most people want, and I guess they have Montagraph to thank for that.

This is just greed. Shelby Mustang for me! My legal for bills thee!

But hey, people can spend their money as they want. It ain't illegal. I just know I won't be contributing to it.
 
I think he'll do better than T. Greg.

For me, the issue is he shouldn't need to do a GFM. I think he'll get a fuckton of money from Superchats, from covering his own case, to pay for his defense, and have a chunk left over. Remember, people like Nick's legal analysis. He'll be doing the content most people want, and I guess they have Montagraph to thank for that.

This is just greed. Shelby Mustang for me! My legal for bills thee!

But hey, people can spend their money as they want. It ain't illegal. I just know I won't be contributing to it.
It's probably a bad idea for him to cover a lawsuit where he is the defendant. But who know. It worked out okay for Null against Melinda Scott, but she was also a mouth breather who filed Pro Se
 
Well Locals has been pretty boring other than some typical gay stuff.
Somebody shows up, mentions Elisa, and shit goes off the hook. 99% sure none of the wine moms read KF. The infighting is insane inside Locals, someone asks a basic question about Elissa, being out of the loop. Then simps and thots start tearing each others eyes out. Great culture there.
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Chat then devolves into thot positivity and how they wish their parents would of talked about how they railed each other when they hit puberty.
Nick is very happy about the situation
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Also lordofthereee got a pretty good self burn in
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I'm seeing a lot of coping and sneedin' with these people. How much copium is needed to be a member of the baldo battalion (and can we please make that the name for his gunt guards, pretty please:).) I swear these white knights and wine moms are using the same argument that degenerates use when they want to groom children. "Well, if they aren't taught all the sex stuff early, their just gonna be repressed adults blah blah blah" Sally is a total retard. Any opinion she has, should be invalidated immediately and made fun of. You see the same shit with the trannies that want to groom kids. The Baldo Battalion is in full protect mode.
 
I think he'll do better than T. Greg.

For me, the issue is he shouldn't need to do a GFM. I think he'll get a fuckton of money from Superchats, from covering his own case, to pay for his defense, and have a chunk left over. Remember, people like Nick's legal analysis. He'll be doing the content most people want thanks to Montagraph.

This is just greed. Shelby Mustang for me! My legal for bills thee!

But hey, people can spend their money as they want. It ain't illegal. I just know I won't be contributing to it.
He has spent the last 3 months bragging about how much money he makes to own the chuds and topped it off by buying a $100k car. Begging for money after that is pretty brazen stuff for any e-celeb. Similar behavior has killed channels with millions of subs.
 
He has spent the last 3 months bragging about how much money he makes to own the chuds and topped it off by buying a $100k car. Begging for money after that is pretty brazen stuff for any e-celeb. Similar behavior has killed channels with millions of subs.
I think you might be able to pull something like this off...

...if you have a really nice set of tits.

Nick does not. And the ones he's being spammed with in his Locals suck. I think his reach might be exceeding his grasp this time. At least I hope so. My faith in humanity would be that much lesser if such a GFM were wildly successful. It's already pretty low thanks to all the e-thots that pull this shit.
 
"Internet bloodsports is gay"

That's real fucking rich coming from Rackets of all people. Dude has been going on stream and flinging shit since he started and there are a billion examples of it. Hours and hours of shitting on Russell Greer, PPP and Masterson, the multiple tirades calling Ethan Ralph every name in the book. Guess its all just gay now. Okay, sure.

None of this is "Internet Bloodsports" by the way. IBS is where two retards go on a stream and scream at each other. This is just pointing and laughing at a man making an ass of himself, and as the ass (in more ways than one) Rackets is already participating. Fucking moron.
 
Alternative is if our wife gets bored of Nicky and decides on finding a new dad for her kids. If they're old enough to realize the landmine they're sitting on by then, I can imagine few will be more than willing to change their last name to that of their step father.
The thing I found revealing about the chudstream segment on him, was the initial reaction his wife had to this stuff. It seemed pretty genuine, and that makes me think she's probably just going along with Nick's midlife crisis thinking he'll eventually snap out of it or some shit. It might not be like that, but it wouldn't be the first Lifetime Original™ I've seen where the loving wife goes along with her husband's insanity hoping he'll return to the man she married.
 
But how will he ever find time to do that? He's already at his wit's end from driving his kids to activities to the point he can't go on beach benders anytime he wants. Now you want him to drive to a church too?!
All of a sudden I got AVGN flashbacks to when he was complaining about his shit. "Guys come on you can't expect me to juggle kids AND a job?! No one's ever done that before!"
Except this is way worse. At least James wasn't complaining that he couldn't take enough trips to Jamaica in one year.
 
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