Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ivan Daniloff]

It’s really something how uneven his top and bottom lips are.

 

[keytar]

marine mammal phenotype

I know "Pat is fat" isn't exactly a hot take but I'm honestly fascinated by how round and doughy his face is. It's like he has several dozen "wrong again, child"s stored in his cheeks ready to deploy at a moment's notice, like the world's most insufferable chipmunk.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Stop, stalker. I’m fat, stalker. You don’t know what you’re talking about, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. It’s felony harassment, stalker. The Wisconsin courts lie, stalker. I don’t owe Quasi any money, stalker.

 

[Force and Character]

Forgot I had this to post, another brilliant intervention by Patty on the Ancient Aliens lowbrow TV show:
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That was it, his entire participation in the segment.

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marine mammal phenotype

This is beyond a double chin, he has a bulging, wobbling throat sack like a toad. What a repulsive, abominably fat creature. I can't believe this kind of monster could be shown on public TV.

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

That was it, his entire participation in the segment.

"The theory dates back decades and, as the name suggests. It says suggests that humans could can simply catch fire for with no apparent outside cause."

Teacher feedback:
Awkward word choice and confused sentence structure. D+, see me. Also, student is fat.

 

[Uncle Buck]

This is beyond a double chin, he has a bulging, wobbling throat sack like a toad. What a repulsive, abominably fat creature. I can't believe this kind of monster could be shown on public TV.

Very disrespectful.

 

[Shush]

The novel is going to get better. Pat hasn't written the part where Tiny Tim meets the SFWA and has to decide how badly he really wants to walk again.

Wrong again forever, stalker. That novel was just a red herring. Patrick has been working on writing the one thing he's passionate about.

 

[Maude Snew]

Wrong again forever, stalker. That novel was just a red herring. Patrick has been working on writing the one thing he's passionate about.
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After eating the herring I assume.

 

[Ophelia]

I know "Pat is fat" isn't exactly a hot take but I'm honestly fascinated by how round and doughy his face is. It's like he has several dozen "wrong again, child"s stored in his cheeks ready to deploy at a moment's notice, like the world's most insufferable chipmunk.

He reminds me of those asshole kids who cause tornadoes by blowing in “Uzumaki.”

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Question: Who would win in a beach brawl over a sand-covered pepperoni stick? Patrick S. Tomlinson or an adult male elephant seal?

If I knew how to photoshop I would include a most excellent photo of this epic brawl, but alas, I do not. I am sorry. Just imagine it.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Our brothers may soon get a hold of a legendary piece of Larded Lore: the divorce proceedings. There are even rumors that details of the parental right termination, aka The Perfidious Price Pat Phatly Paid for Prestige, may come to light.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is emailing his Nigerian pet death threats again, made a new pinned tweet:

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

"These are all felonies"

None of these are felonies.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Wrong again forever, stalker. That novel was just a red herring. Patrick has been working on writing the one thing he's passionate about.
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That concept could be made into an absolutely fantastic B-movie comedy-horror film. An overweight pompous effeminate arrogant weirdo psychopath terrorizing neighborhood local African American children and grinding them into pepperoni in his basement.

Even in book form, I think that a semi-talented writer could pull it off and sell twenty times as many copies as Patrick has in his so-called writing career.

 

[keytar]

Question: Who would win in a beach brawl over a sand-covered pepperoni stick? Patrick S. Tomlinson or an adult male elephant seal?

If I knew how to photoshop I would include a most excellent photo of this epic brawl, but alas, I do not. I am sorry. Just imagine it.

It's sad to think we may never get to witness this spectacle in real life. Fortunately, I have been able to use highly advanced imaging software to help visualise the potential outcome of such a fight.

 

[Ophelia]

There’s no reason why Kiwis can’t write a book too. Dedicate it to Owen with love and admiration.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

After eating the herring I assume.

Bullshit. That's a lean meat.

 

[FinnSven]

Bullshit. That's a lean meat.

Not if you eat your own body weight in herring.

Deep fried in batter.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

There’s no reason why Kiwis can’t write a book too.

yeah sure but I doubt anybody here actually will. it is rare these days to have an internet community that makes as much OC as owen ayy does.

Our brothers may soon get a hold of a legendary piece of Larded Lore: the divorce proceedings. There are even rumors that details of the parental right termination, aka The Perfidious Price Pat Phatly Paid for Prestige, may come to light.

oh man that would be a doozy. don't toy with my emotions like this

 

[Broadside]

Patty has ALL the cat lady opinions.

Working is "unnatural" he types as he sits on a stool, being obese, looking at a screen and taking effeminate selfies

you know what's totally natural though? chopping your dick off and getting bolt-on tits.

Reminds me of an ex my girlfriend told me about. He didn't want to be a part of the system maaaan, he didn't want to "waste my life in front of a desk". And what did he do literally 24/7? Sit in front of a desk on either Discord or WoW.
Just like Pat on Twitter.