Q2: What's your sleep schedule like, and does it play a role in your weight loss?
A2: Amber has officially fixed her sleeping schedule (for the 20th time), and is so proud of that. "It's a little extreme" - waking up at 6am and going to sleep at 10pm and she feels like an old grandma with this sleeping schedule (which is the schedule of the average person who is productive in society). Better sleep makes you lose weight because you lose weight while sleeping, but don't do this because it's an unhealthy way of thinking.
This bitch would have to sleep like Rip FuckingVan Winkle to lose weight.
Q3: Why are you obsessed with decimals (regarding her weight)?
A3: Diagnosed with OCD by a professional. She has obsessive issues with numbers - and other things, but doesn't want to talk about it on YouTube. Two topics she doesn't want to discuss on YouTube: foster care, and OCD because of "backlash" (because she knows the audience would very quickly poke holes in her inconsistent stories large enough to drive a Mack truck through).
Oh, are we back to OCD instead of OCPD? I must have missed that transition somewhere.
Q4: Are you counting calories?
A4: NO. Not counting or thinking about calories or carbs. It's strictly just eating what's at home.
Ooooh. Will we be eating the spam salt licks? Or the family sized lasagna salt lick? Maybe a seasoning packet salt lick with a side of worthless ramen?
Here's a thought, Hamber: eat real food instead of processed, packaged crap. And stop dumping every herb ad spice you have on it.
Q5: How can you do WLS when you can't even stick to a diet.
A5: Amber finds this question to be humorous, because that is what WLS is for. It's for people who can't stick to a diet
All that big brain knowledge GeniusLynn has about WLS - including knowing all the info from that one WLS's place video - and she confidently says something absolutely inane. Shocking!
This week went really good, but she's going to allow herself take out after her weigh ins now. Her justification is that one meal is better than the 3 or even 4 times per day that she would have takeout. JANUARY GOAL: FAILED!!!
I laughed so hard at this. "I lost .1 pounds! MG,W, order a couple of pizzas, which I hate!"
She had normal human food with a normal human amount. Pictures or didn't happen.
If she means "normal US portions" I have some terrible news for her.
She's started eating her leftovers which she wouldn't do before (despite always insisting that she would when she 'meal prepped'). It's her OCD that wouldn't let her eat it because of fear of bacteria (but her food insecurity from her childhood is what makes her eat too much?)
Gasp! All those videos of slop soup/"chili" she would "save for later" were LIES??!!???
Someone fetch the smelling salts.
Amber thinks that waking up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is an old-person sleep schedule.
She should just give in and force MG,W to get a new job she can do from home. Like phone sex.
Thrived? She didn't do shit there except sit on her fat ass all day long. Nobody there liked you, Hamber. There's no such thing as "fatphobia" except to you lardasses always looking for some excuse to cover for your failure to deal with the real world.
Why is she buying physical books when she has a kindle? You can use your library card to rent books from the library on kindle or if you want to buy them they’re usually cheaper. Or if you have a kindle unlimited subscription you have access to a ton of books for like $10 a month.
She doesn't
read read. She listens to audiobooks. Unless it's banal "poetry" from the skinny influencers she so desperately wants to be where there's maybe 20-25 words a page.
The HAES movement, which Amber is certainly a follower, is telling all morbidly obese people that they should be able to do all activities that regularly sized people do. They creating a fool’s paradise, where their physical limitations is not because of them but because people are discriminating against them. Should Amber be able to bungee jumping, or are these operators fatphobic too?
I would pay good money to see that. Skydiving. Scuba diving. Mountaineering. ANYTHING more than the bare minimum.
