Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

Which duo is the King and Queen of the Sektur?

  • Ethan and Cleo.

    Votes: 144 29.3%
  • Adam (Godwinson) and Elaine.

    Votes: 67 13.6%
  • Ashtonne and Tardski.

    Votes: 280 57.0%

  • Total voters
    491
This was when she went to the hospital presumably in the matrix
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I am "The Shadow Queen". Where there is light, there is always darkness. I am that darkness that surrounds the light. The creatures of the light pretend not to see those of the dark. Creatures of the light also know darkness, for how can they enjoy the light without seeing the darkness first?

I consider myself like a shadow, I am always there without ever having to be seen. I am born of light and dark, yet not one nor the other. I am simple yet complex...

I have many gifts that were given to me by my Heavenly Father. I cherish them greatly. I am truly Blessed with what I have and what I have yet to receive as I know God will always do what is right by me, His child.

I have an illness, which is no curse brought upon me by God, but a gift. A gift in that I can relate to and understand others and share my knowledge with them so that they too can benefit as I do. "I am like the crimson rose blooming in defiance of the cold. At dawn, diamonds seem to cover my petals as the sun shines upon the morning dew of a bitter winter. I stand out in all the dead of winter and with all the strength within me, blossom radiantly, triumphantly amongst the withering few."
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MISTER ANDERSON...
 
Hilarious to me that Gator and his sister are equal levels of autistic but for different types of early 2000s subculture. Gator obviously is the archetypal fat virgin who likes anime and videogames, and tries to emulate the coolest person he knows while failing horribly (in this case Jim), Whereas is sister is a fugly emo girl with a million piercings who tries to take pics of herself to look deceptively less fat who writes fanfics about getting raped by mythical creatures (and liking it)
 
I give the reptile's latest stream four baby blood transfusions out of five.

Kino, but barely any mention of the kid toucher/elephant in the room, ie Spooky Weebtrash.

Shannon 2: Electric Broomaloo had better rectify this.
We need a bit more on Gator's broom duty for Flamenco too (and a full stream on that faggot eventually)
 
Stab in the dark but it was probably some kind of swipe at @Null he just decided not to commit to for some reason just based off the title.

If I had to guess I'd say it was going to be a Kanye/Fuentes stream of some description. "My website is the bible" is some bollocks Kanye came out with during the Alex Jones interview.
 
The Ralph Free Bird clip from Godwinson's stream. Ralph truly is a lunatic

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Ralph is a fat faggot but when he does shit like this, it's so psycho that it's kino.

He's all busted up from getting his ass beat but he's over it already because GATOR MUST BE PUNISHED FOR SHIT TALKING THE RALPHAMALE. His energy is renewed by his hatred and his retarded wigger spirit drives him to create further chaos before the bruises on his face can even fade.

"YEAH I GOT MY ASS BEAT BUT AT LEAST IM NOT GATOR HAHAHAHA" *air guitar solo*
 
Godwinson 1/12/2023 Stream: Autists. NEET Ronin. Samurai. I need you to swap Gator's chin and nose. I suspect you won't be able to tell the difference.
Done, my Shogun.
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This is Gator's nose and his primary chin (he has 4) swapped. You may be thinking "No, that's his nose in the right spot. You posted the pre-edit pic, Wakka, you machina-illiterate retard." (1) Machina used for Blitzball or Lord Godwinson is kosher with Yevon. (2) No, really, that was Gator's chin. Both are indistinguishably hooked. Here's even the original picture as proof, they even have different file names:
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Indistinguishable. Godwinson right as always, just like Coach Redpill.
 
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Ralph is a fat faggot but when he does shit like this, it's so psycho that it's kino.

He's all busted up from getting his ass beat but he's over it already because GATOR MUST BE PUNISHED FOR SHIT TALKING THE RALPHAMALE. His energy is renewed by his hatred and his retarded wigger spirit drives him to create further chaos before the bruises on his face can even fade.

"YEAH I GOT MY ASS BEAT BUT AT LEAST IM NOT GATOR HAHAHAHA" *air guitar solo*
Agreed, there's a balance to Ralph, when he gets even a miniscule W and his ego shoots through the roof you get absolute kino like this or him dancing to rap in front of a 7/11 to dab on Elijah Schafer, which is why I support Godwinson's sustainable Alogging

Go after someone for so long and so hard only batters them into being sheepish and defensive, but pull off the gas and let them have a win every now and then and you'll maintain the megalomania that made them an entertaining lolcow to begin with.
 
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