[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votes: 74 7.9%

  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votes: 225 24.0%

  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votes: 637 68.1%
  • Total voters
    936
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
And he couldn’t/wouldn‘t visit his mother in the two weeks leading up to her death.
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He actually didn't. She was in some nursing home rotting to death like Ronnie polymerising with his couch, neglected by their only physically functional child. When ole'Salty Sandra sampled the hospital concrete, Ethan was too busy doing his COMPTED trips to immediately fly back. You would think if someone's mother has the affinity to probe hard surfaces with her jaw, they'd be by her all the time. Ethan Ralph's cope cycles from "vaccines" to "CDC won't allow it" -- epitomising laziness and apathy, ie, he never actually tried.

He can babysit slots for professional math spergs like me to felt him with probability but he can't stand his daughter for a full week and he failed to be by the side of his rotting Mama as Satan delivers the checkmate to her soul. The house literally always wins, until some based Jewish man delivers a Kosher engineering masterpiece that even the FBI cannot handle, turning the house into a pile of rubble as curious onlookers cheer his valiant efforts. (I fucking hate this industry.)
Casinos are just taxation for the poor and money laundering for the rich and the criminals.
(Harvey's Casino fireworks: https://www.fbi.gov/video-repository/newss-harveys-casino-bomb/view)

He cares more about slots than his child, more about Cuban trips than his dog, and whimpering about words he understand not is more important than his whore of a mother who was licking the covid-riddled pavement of the hospitals as the slots gives Ethan yet another taste of Markov Chains. This is why no one should care when ayelawgs joke about his subhuman wigger lineage.

Everything is fair game. Sandra.zip can at least have dialysis in Purgatory.
 
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AltisticRight said:
He actually didn't. She was in some nursing home rotting to death like Ronnie polymerising with his couch, neglected by their only physically functional child. When ole'Salty Sandra sampled the hospital concrete, Ethan was too busy doing his COMPTED trips to immediately fly back. You would think if someone's mother has the affinity to probe hard surfaces with her jaw, they'd be by her all the time. Ethan Ralph's cope cycles from "vaccines" to "CDC won't allow it" -- epitomising laziness and apathy, ie, he never actually tried.
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Fast forward a few months to Las Vegas and someone having an extra ticket to Phish and The Gunt made a mad dash to either get a shot or a fake vax card to get in. Priorities, y’know?

I do wonder though. Tug died a few weeks ago on Thanksgiving weekend. How long was The Gunt gonna keep that little factoid under wraps Had he not needed the excuse for his going on a bender after he heard his forever fiancé’s sister say the entire Morris clan hates him?
 
AltisticRight said:
He actually didn't. She was in some nursing home rotting to death like Ronnie polymerising with his couch, neglected by their only physically functional child. When ole'Salty Sandra sampled the hospital concrete, Ethan was too busy doing his COMPTED trips to immediately fly back. You would think if someone's mother has the affinity to probe hard surfaces with her jaw, they'd be by her all the time. Ethan Ralph's cope cycles from "vaccines" to "CDC won't allow it" -- epitomising laziness and apathy, ie, he never actually tried.

He can babysit slots for professional math spergs like me to felt him with probability but he can't stand his daughter for a full week and he failed to be by the side of his rotting Mama as Satan delivers the checkmate to her soul. The house literally always wins, until some based Jewish man delivers a Kosher engineering masterpiece that even the FBI cannot handle, turning the house into a pile of rubble as curious onlookers cheer his valiant efforts. (I fucking hate this industry.)
Casinos are just taxation for the poor and money laundering for the rich and the criminals.
(Harvey's Casino fireworks: https://www.fbi.gov/video-repository/newss-harveys-casino-bomb/view)

He cares more about slots than his child, more about Cuban trips than his dog, and whimpering about words he understand not is more important than his whore of a mother who was licking the covid-riddled pavement of the hospitals as the slots gives Ethan yet another taste of Markov Chains. This is why no one should care when ayelawgs joke about his subhuman wigger lineage.

Everything is fair game. Sandra.zip can at least have dialysis in Purgatory.
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And I was 100% right.
Not hard.
 
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Elmo said:
So where's the gift registry? Is Ralph having another bachelors' party? We know Meigh won't be doing anything since her only friend is her daughter. Don't tell me Ralph is making Pey treat her to a nice time. Does she even have a dress?

Better question: why wasn't Ralph even at Meigh's graduation? Or did I miss that part?
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What would even be on it for white trash like that? The usual good knives, pans, and general kitchen shit wouldn’t be there they’re wiggers and wouldn’t know what to ask for.
 
Boy I feel so owned for saying Ralph will never marry Meigh. Or perhaps this went just as planned as we all knew Ralph would do this to own the farms and Null for saying they’ll never get married

All I know is Ralphamania lost out on the wet tshirt contest and now a wedding.
 
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Fannyscum said:
LOL.
LMAO.
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The fucking Elvis impersonator! This tubby fuck had a hush hush wedding in a gimmicky Chapel in fear of the aylawgs spoiling his blushing brides big day in a sweat soaked rasslin ring.

And apparently used his current blood enemies credit card to pay for it.

Ethan Ralph is truly the most bountiful lolcow ever documented. That is undisputed in my mind. How he can waddle right into one embarrassing event after another is beyond me. I hope he stays alive and out of jail for many years to come because the show is too damn good.
 
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