Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Good one Chibi, you’re totally gonna get laid with bangers like this!
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Oh yeah Adam? Well the autistic faggot store called...

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

I didn’t see many clothes in his packing photo.
He must stink already

He's leaving already? What did he even get up to/see besides Akihabara? Why would anyone trail all that way for such a short amount of time?

edit-
Well there was his bing bing wahoo or whatever.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I didn’t see many clothes in his packing photo.
He must stink already

I'm pretty sure he stinks all the time.

He just looks like one of those guys that always kinda smells like a combination of shredded wheat and sour milk.

He's referencing this:

Thanks. I had no idea what the fuck he was referencing.

He's leaving already? What did he even get up to/see besides Akihabara? Why would anyone trail all that way for such a short amount of time?

edit-
Well there was his bing bing wahoo or whatever.

He was in JAPAN. You know, Glorious Nippon. The promised land for all weebs out there. He had ramen when he was there AND udon. Then they went to a hot springs town. All he needed to do was hit Shinjuku at night, maybe hit Doutonbori in Osaka, ride the shinkansen, eat some Pocky and he's filled out one line on his Nippon Bingo card.

But you know he probably also looked to get into a maid cafe or something.

 

[Table Country]

God imagine trying to get some sleep at a reasonable hour and hearing bing bing wahoo through literal paper thin walls.

I think Jim Metokur made this exact joke in one of his streams.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I think Jim Metokur made this exact joke in one of his streams.

That was when he was playing games at home (incidentally it was Paper Mario lol) and waking up his mom. But this time the walls are ACTUALLY made of paper, because he's in a classic style japanese room.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Good one Chibi, you’re totally gonna get laid with bangers like this!
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I have never cringed this hard at someone, and I have seen some serious cringe. Stop simping.

 

[Looney Troons]

I really wonder what his budget for this vacation was. It only seems like he went for udon, posed in Shibuya (which, undoubtedly, delighted all of the locals), and went to an onsen.

No Round1, the absolute gamer weeb Mecca? No stories about the shops on the top floors of random buildings? No olive wagyu (haha, he could never)? Outside of sightseeing, which is only fun for a day or two and probably less if you’re Chibi, Japan is quite expensive - doubly so if you’re a weeb.

It does seem like the highlight of this trip was the speedrun fail, which he could have just done in the comfort of his own home.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

It's okay, cheebs almost killed himself (he almost died!!!) making a death defying hike to see some monkeys.

 

[Cap-tan]

It's okay, cheebs almost killed himself (he almost died!!!) making a death defying hike to see some monkeys.

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Better luck next time I guess.

 

[McSneaks]

Good one Chibi, you’re totally gonna get laid with bangers like this!
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That....that is a grocery store.

It's okay, cheebs almost killed himself (he almost died!!!) making a death defying hike to see some monkeys.

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Doesn't he live in Detroit? He could walk 3 minutes to see a bunch of monkeys and probably get killed

 

[Looney Troons]

It's okay, cheebs almost killed himself (he almost died!!!) making a death defying hike to see some monkeys.

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Mt Arashiyama, near Kyoto, has a “monkey park” which is very popular with tourists. It also has a train station, so I doubt Chibi’s chubby ass did much walking

 

[Epic Fail Man]

It's okay, cheebs almost killed himself (he almost died!!!) making a death defying hike to see some monkeys.

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I think he was quite literal like he almost decided to jump off a cliff and end it all.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I have thought about this but I know this will never happen since this would take a fucking miracle for it.

What if Chibi while doing his autistic selfies and somehow he manages to catch Byuu walking by? It'll probably be the ultimate cow crossover this site would ever witness.

But alas this is just a dream of mine. Doubt Chubs wouldn't even give a shit if he found Byuu's apartment by wandering aimlessly since he's too busy trying to get a PM from some e-thot.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I really wonder what his budget for this vacation was. It only seems like he went for udon, posed in Shibuya (which, undoubtedly, delighted all of the locals), and went to an onsen.

No Round1, the absolute gamer weeb Mecca? No stories about the shops on the top floors of random buildings? No olive wagyu (haha, he could never)? Outside of sightseeing, which is only fun for a day or two and probably less if you’re Chibi, Japan is quite expensive - doubly so if you’re a weeb.

It does seem like the highlight of this trip was the speedrun fail, which he could have just done in the comfort of his own home.

Round 1 is a weeb Mecca? There’s a ton in the US. I regularly go all the time

 

[Alex Yiik]

I think he was quite literal like he almost decided to jump off a cliff and end it all.

That makes it way funnier to think about how casually he recollects the memory. Standing on a cliffside, looking down at jagged rocks below. Giving pause at the intrusive thoughts telling him to jump, really seriously considering "I could do it. I could end it all right now." And then turning around and going to see the monkeys and posting "nearly killed myself today lol" on Twitter without any details.

 

[Staffy]

If he does jump off a cliff to commit suicide it's gonna be another kill count for the farms for some idiots.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

If he does jump off a cliff to commit suicide it's gonna be another kill count for the farms for some idiots.

I don't think even Chibi is someone the farms detractors would want to prop up as a martyr.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

It's okay, cheebs almost killed himself (he almost died!!!) making a death defying hike to see some monkeys.

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First actually interesting thing he did and he almost dies doing it. No wonder he only sticks to games as a compulsion hobby

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That was when he was playing games at home (incidentally it was Paper Mario lol) and waking up his mom. But this time the walls are ACTUALLY made of paper, because he's in a classic style japanese room.

Nice image, like this one from the Simpsons:

But no. While they might have a sliding door made of paper or "shoji" it's usually more of a privacy thing. Like here:

That door is there to give some privacy allowing somebody to sleep while another sits in the chair overlooking the garden or to keep people from looking into your room. Whereas the place he'd stay there is no divider. It's one large room big enough for four adults to lay their futon on the floor and sleep. The one shown above would be for two people.

I really wonder what his budget for this vacation was. It only seems like he went for udon, posed in Shibuya (which, undoubtedly, delighted all of the locals), and went to an onsen.

No Round1, the absolute gamer weeb Mecca? No stories about the shops on the top floors of random buildings? No olive wagyu (haha, he could never)? Outside of sightseeing, which is only fun for a day or two and probably less if you’re Chibi, Japan is quite expensive - doubly so if you’re a weeb.

It does seem like the highlight of this trip was the speedrun fail, which he could have just done in the comfort of his own home.

He went with a tour group so it was probably regimented. Meaning this day you're in Tokyo and you can go with everybody on a tour of this place or you can walk around yourself so long as you're back by such and such a time for dinner at wherever they've booked. So he went for very surface level stuff meaning he could cosplay, eat udon and sperg about how amazingly amazing Japan is.

It's okay, cheebs almost killed himself (he almost died!!!) making a death defying hike to see some monkeys.

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Surprised he didn't want to go to Ōkunoshima or better known as "rabbit island". It's called that because it's just packed with feral rabbits who will literally chase you for food. Or if he's in Kyoto why not stop off in Nara. Great place and made even more famous by the sheer amount of deer there are there. Hell the main park is famous for their "bowing" deer that bow before you offer them a "deer cracker" which they sell there. They're also very aggressive and have been known to knock people down if they think they're holding out on them.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Japan stole everything from either China or Korea. The only notable things about Japan are extreme cartoon porn and getting told to be quiet, twice, by USA. Japan is the Chibi of Southeast Asia.

To be fair noodles in sauce is hardly an idea unique to anywhere specific. It's like the bow or fire, everyone invents it sooner or later. Plus a lot of recipes spread through migration that took place so long ago it's not even appropriate to speculate.

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LGBT?

It's free advertising (to whoever exists that sorts by gay) its not like Twitch is going to tell him to prove it. It's why you have people with low sex drive calling themselves nonbinary (or as they used to calle themselves, assexual) so they can be a part of the LGBT club. Plus due to all the complaining from LGBTies about how nobody cares about their bullshit, the site pushes the content no matter how unpopular it is.