Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
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This is way worse then even 90 day fiance.
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Look how far she has to twist her body to try and appear shorter. :story: Pantsu has also visiblie aged since we last saw her she went from looking early 30's to mid 40's real quick. Saddest part is how little of a fuck Ralph gave still in sweatpants and cardigan.
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No I believe you Ralph that looks like the shittest cheapest dress available, it looks like you binged wedding dress and took the first result from alibaba. I have seen boomers that import whore's from the Philippines dress them better.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
This is way worse then even 90 day fiance.
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Look how far she has to twist her body to try and appear shorter. :story: Pantsu has also visiblie aged since we last saw her she went from looking early 30's to mid 40's real quick. Saddest part is how little of a fuck Ralph gave still in sweatpants and cardigan.
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No I believe you Ralph that looks like the shittest cheapest dress available, it looks like you binged wedding dress and took the first result from alibaba. I have seen boomers that import whore's from the Philippines dress them better.
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Lol he will literally take any attempt to "own" this website he reads 20 times a day.

"Holy shit what a trashy, shitty wedding that nobody showed up to because they literally have 0 friends or family. Ralph looks like a fat dunce and Meigh looks hideous in that rented dress."

Ralph: aHA! The dress was NOT rented! I win!
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
This is way worse then even 90 day fiance.
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Look how far she has to twist her body to try and appear shorter. :story: Pantsu has also visiblie aged since we last saw her she went from looking early 30's to mid 40's real quick. Saddest part is how little of a fuck Ralph gave still in sweatpants and cardigan.
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No I believe you Ralph that looks like the shittest cheapest dress available, it looks like you binged wedding dress and took the first result from alibaba. I have seen boomers that import whore's from the Philippines dress them better.
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Ralph...
As a Fanfic Farms Female, I would never wear a dress twice.
@MirnaMinkoff would never wear a dress twice.
All the other ladies here, would never wear a dress twice. Not like this.

You should have rented it. It would have been a steal....
....Back in like 2006, when that style was in fashion.

I genuinely feel like my brain is going to explode with how 2006 that dress is, if you got it in a baby pink and teamed it with a tiny Chloe handbag and some mules over a pair of jeans, it would legit be a time machine. I feel like it should be listed on eBay with L@@K next to it and a pic of Paris Hilton, it's THAT 2006.

@CringeMomma See, BRITNEY. Holy shit. This is so 2006.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
This is way worse then even 90 day fiance.
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Look how far she has to twist her body to try and appear shorter. :story: Pantsu has also visiblie aged since we last saw her she went from looking early 30's to mid 40's real quick. Saddest part is how little of a fuck Ralph gave still in sweatpants and cardigan.
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It's so obvious, LOL, despite how much she's coaching and leaning forward and twisting her back, her hip bone is still 4 inches above Ralph's, plus Ralph's 3 inch lifts, plus Ralph is wearing that hat to give himself another 3 inches, LOL.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
This is way worse then even 90 day fiance.
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Look how far she has to twist her body to try and appear shorter. :story: Pantsu has also visiblie aged since we last saw her she went from looking early 30's to mid 40's real quick. Saddest part is how little of a fuck Ralph gave still in sweatpants and cardigan.
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No I believe you Ralph that looks like the shittest cheapest dress available, it looks like you binged wedding dress and took the first result from alibaba. I have seen boomers that import whore's from the Philippines dress them better.
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LMAO It way sounded better when Pantsu only had four choices as the reason for wearing a slutty club hoping dress from 2006. Ralph must have picked it out, it matches his hip Tommy Hilfiger style and love of cheap hookers.

It looks like Pantsu she used a slutty prom dress from 2006 to marry Elvis and gray, old, drunk, obese midget Uncle Ralph was the only one willing to gave away the bride. Elvis is the only attractive one in the bunch. But the Panama hat adds the perfect touch to make Ralph look like a retiree on a budget cruise.
 
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Telemeter said:
It's so obvious, LOL, despite how much she's coaching and leaning forward and twisting her back, her hip bone is still 4 inches above Ralph's, plus Ralph's 3 inch lifts, plus Ralph is wearing that hat to give himself another 3 inches, LOL.
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Ralph was standing on a 6 inch stool with his 3 inch lifts and forced Meigh to squat on her knees because Ethan Ralph is 4’10
 
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Truly Rural said:
Imagine wearing a dress you got married in, no matter how trashy on a wrestling event. Imagine the dress you got married in becoming associated in your own memory with swatting, puke, fights and general obnoxiousness.
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To be fair that’s is not an unusual fate $50 and under party dress from Forever 21, except maybe the swatting part.
 
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Waifu Days said:
When people said the dress was rented, we weren't stating fact, we were trying to give then an out. It's a slutty dress and not a good one at that. It's better to lie and say it was the only one on the rack.
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lol seriously I thought it was more like "well she only had a few options of which one to rent so rented that one" as a concession. But in an effort to correct the record and own us he proved that he selected and purchased that ugly piece of shit from a wide range of dresses in his price range ($200>)

So in an effort to show he was a "baller" and that he owns the dress, he also showed he's a buster because that's the cheapest wedding dress possible and his entire wedding cost less than $1k. I think because Ralph is so unaware of the world outside the sektur (because he never gets offline,) and the sektur is populated with people who live with their parents and freeze in canuck cabins, he really thinks he's like real life rich.

But unlike the retards you feud with via various streams, I'm assuming most of the people here have real jobs and own property and can also go to Vegas whenever they want but choose not to because they're not short, flabby porcupines with reptile brains.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
This is way worse then even 90 day fiance.
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Look how far she has to twist her body to try and appear shorter. :story: Pantsu has also visiblie aged since we last saw her she went from looking early 30's to mid 40's real quick. Saddest part is how little of a fuck Ralph gave still in sweatpants and cardigan.
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No I believe you Ralph that looks like the shittest cheapest dress available, it looks like you binged wedding dress and took the first result from alibaba. I have seen boomers that import whore's from the Philippines dress them better.
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As always May is crouching to be shorter than Ralph. Ralph put more work into his outfit for a court appearance than for his own wedding. It is nice to see an unfiltered photo of the Ralphs . Ethan looks like a deer in headlights or a father finding out his first daughter is pregnant. A combo of joy, shock, and the crushing weight of reality.
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Jim kills David Stay by retiring and now Ralph kills a Presley. Maybe it is an omen.
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