Artcow Matthew Davis The Movie Lover / Cartmanfan921 - Cartoon Sperg, "Animator", Professional DVD Destroyer

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And this is the part where Matt decides to rip off a ton of people for new and "quality" content.

First, Matthew Davis makes several movies about his upcoming epic, The AVGN Movie Matthew Davis's Big Movie 2, where he is forced to review E.T. Gigli to stop a great conspiracy because his friends say so. It's also with timely cameo appearances TGWTG-style circle-jerking.


Acting!

I can't seem to find the video on his backup channel (which it's apparently on), but (SPOILER ALERT) he reviews the movie.


Next, Matt tries his hand at fast food critique by reviewing a specialty made by the culinary experts at Burger King. Still much better production values than DSP Tries It, though.


Finally, Matt decides to expand into video game console reviews. And the consoles are all older than he is, of course.

 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Here's his first "Big Movie", which is really just a lengthy Skype call with his friends, punctuated by him talking about trolls, reacting to another video and "dancing" and singing to Take On Me. It's like if Unfriended had less going on:
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And here's Matthew Davis's Big Movie 2:


The thing I find ironic is that he constantly derides films for being sequels and rehashes, yet makes a pointless sequel and rehash.
 
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned his "amazing" prank for April 1st. Matthew's mom made a cameo appearance.
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My assorted thoughts:
* Of course his Mom's wearing a God's Not Dead t-shirt, and he a Minions one.
* I never want to hear him scream ever again.
* He apparently has a sister named Emma. I feel bad for her for having to live with him and put up with his antics.
* Even in a shitty April Fool's video, Matthew still treats his Mom like crud.
* Matthew apparently thinks his audience is that stupid to fall for it.
 
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Lol, he made a video of his own "top five worst videos" and this was #1. To be fair, that means that he's now changed his mind, but I'm still saving it in case he deletes it. Apparently he used to believe that cartoons were real in a way just like Chris does. Explains a lot of his behavior.

 
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Matthew just made a video of his top 5 most hated characters from Childerns Cartoons. Guess who will be at number one, just guess.


Btw, I noticed that in the past 24 hours, the guy uploaded 16 videos. 16 fucking videos in one day. Does this kid even go to school, go outside, or do anything else besides making videos and watching cartoons? If he continues this, he will have more videos than PewDiePie and WatchMojo.
 
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Matthew just made a video of his top 5 most hated characters from Childerns Cartoons. Guess who will be at number one, just guess.


Btw, I noticed that in the past 24 hours, the guy uploaded 16 videos. 16 fucking videos in one day. Does this kid even go to school, go outside, or do anything else besides making videos and watching cartoons? If he continues this, he will have more videos than PewDiePie and WatchMojo.
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"You know that episodes where Finn got that, uh, sword?"
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How specific.
 
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Btw, I noticed that in the past 24 hours, the guy uploaded 16 videos. 16 fucking videos in one day. Does this kid even go to school, go outside, or do anything else besides making videos and watching cartoons?
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If this influx of videos was because he was taking a sick day from school, then I'm surprised that his mother didn't seem to make a vocal "cameo" in these videos by asking Matthew "why do you seem well enough to make videos, but not well enough to go to class?" I noticed he's usually not afraid to let shit like that slip in his videos occasionally.
 
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Cfffyoutube said:
Matthew just made a video of his top 5 most hated characters from Childerns Cartoons. Guess who will be at number one, just guess.


Btw, I noticed that in the past 24 hours, the guy uploaded 16 videos. 16 fucking videos in one day. Does this kid even go to school, go outside, or do anything else besides making videos and watching cartoons? If he continues this, he will have more videos than PewDiePie and WatchMojo.
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For a list he's "not taking seriously", he sure loves threats of physical violence towards fictional cartoon characters.
 
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https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Matthew_Davis

In case if anyone didn't know by now, someone wrote a decent article on him. But I think there should be a bit more info. What do you guys think?

BTW, about that shitty SML-inspired "movie", he apparently thinks that major Hollywood studios like Sony and MGM would distribute this movie. Sorry Matthew, but I doubt ANY studio or even Nintendo or Viacom would accept something with bland production with fucking dolls. I don't think they would be kind to see that shit.
 
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Chrome Explorer said:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Matthew_Davis

In case if anyone didn't know by now, someone wrote a decent article on him. But I think there should be a bit more info. What do you guys think?

BTW, about that shitty SML-inspired "movie", he apparently thinks that major Hollywood studios like Sony and MGM would distribute this movie. Sorry Matthew, but I doubt ANY studio or even Nintendo or Viacom would accept something with bland production with fucking dolls. I don't think they would be kind to see that shit.
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Now to wait for the inevitable shitstorm from Matt about his ED page.

Kinda amazed he's still not stumbled upon this thread as well. But then again, who am I to say?
 
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Well, it looks like we have a reason why he uploads videos at all hours of the day:


He's homeschooled. I kinda figured since I was noticing that he did this on school days pretty frequently, but the reasoning why he dropped out (he hasn't been in public school for four years) was because he, surprise, was a bully magnet and he got god-awful grades. Apparently, he or his mother got a teacher fired over a situation where he was "bullied", probably because he sperged out on constant occasions. And he compares high school to an episode of Gravity Falls. Yeah... this dude is going to be so socially stunted it's not even funny.

And he wants to be a cop when he grows up. Oh dear... this dude wouldn't even get past the first day of training. He'd be a combination of Officer Barbrady and Chief Wiggum.
 
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